Lily James takes a ride

Lily James takes a ride

Lily James starred in the life action version of Cinderella. She was a very attractive young actress. She was adorable. She was an emerging star. She was surprised when she was asked to appear on Let Her Have It. She did not feel that she was a big enough star. She was very worried though. She was not entirely sure that she wanted to end up covered in mess. She found the idea quite embarrassing, but she was also a bit excited about it. She was unsure how she really felt about it, but agreed to do it. She was quite a posh person as well. Most of her roles were as princesses and aristocrats. On this occasion, she wore an expensive designer dress as well. 

In her mind, she was fretting about what was going to happen to her on this day. She had no way out of it though. When she was welcomed to the stage, she looked very nervous, although she forced a smile as she entered. She knew only how to be polite. She shook Mr. G.’s hand and joined him on the sofas. He welcomed her to the show. “Well, Lily James, we know you from Cinderella and other very girly roles,” Mr. G. said. “Well, yeah, that’s for sure,” she said. “So, today, is going to be a bit different for you, I think. You usually look so clean and tidy” “Um, yeah. I suppose that today will be different,” she replied. “Don’t look so nervous, we don’t bite,” he said to her. “I just am not too sure how I really feel about the potential of getting messy. I guess I will find out,” she said. “You could say that,” he teased. “Just be gentle. I am a messy virgin,” she whispered softly, yet jokingly. “Honestly, you will have fun, I promise,” he assured her.

“Actually, today is a very special day, we have a special new messy device that we will be using for the first time. You will be the first too be placed in it.” “Well, aren’t I a lucky girl?,” she joked. Smiling and rolling her eyes a bit then giggling. “Shall we goo have a look?,” he asked. She sighed,” Well, if I have to. Do I really have a choice?,” she joked. She stood up and followed him over. Whatever was awaiting her lay behind another curtain. “Ok,” he said,” Let’s have a look at what we have created for you Lily James.” The curtain was pulled open.

What was revealed was a very large and very intricate contraption. “It is designed to ensure that the person placed in it will be perfectly covered in mess. So, you are very lucky.” She laughed and rolled her eyes. “What I need from you is to climb aboard here. Place your hands and feet in the holes please.” The part that she was climbing aboard looked like a large board. It was a bit like the pie pendulum from What Would You Do?. She climbed in, setting her body in place. Straps were then pulled across her body, strapping her body into place. “Oh my Gooood!,” she shrieked,” This is a bit scary,” she said. “Don’t worry, you will be ok, I promise,” Mr. G. said. Lily had no idea what was about to happen to her. She closed her eyes and readied herself for what was about to happen. 

The board that she was strapped to began to descend forward. Lily opened her eyes and realized that she was being lowered forward into a bowl of slime. She laughed and squealed as she looked downwards, helplessly. Her face approached the bowl. She was helpless to resist. She closed her eyes as the slime got closer and closer to her face. Soon it was only inches away. The device then pulled down, lowering her head until it was completely submerged in the bowl of slime. She had to close her eyes and hold her breath as her face was held in the green slime for a few seconds, before the device raised her head again. It then pulled in the other directions. The whole thing pushed backwards.

When this happened, the back of her body was pushed into a waterfall of slime. It poured up her legs first and then poured evenly over her entire body as the entire board moved back and forth through the waterfall of mess. It spread evenly over her body, coating her from head to toe in a layer of slimy mess. The device then turned the board a few degrees to the right. It then moved forward.

Ahead in this directions was a wall made entirely out of pies.  The device picked up speed and was thrust directly through the wall of pies, causing the whole thing to smash all over Lily’s body. It was clear now what this new device really was. It was, basically, moving Lily through her own personal messy journey.  The board now moved into another position.

In this position, it was surrounded by jets of messy, multi-coloured gunge on all sides. The board began to spin around, rather quickly. The jets were then activated. They began to spray Lily with gunge in all directions all over her body. It was a bit like she was a human tie dye. Gunge splattered in all directions as she spun around, becoming slightly dizzy in the process. The board then moved itself into a position where she was stood up almost vertically. 

It then moved itself upwards. Above was a ceiling over gunge balloons. When she was pushed upwards, it caused the balloons to burst over her head. They were also coated in shaving cream. As she went upwards, this got all over her head as well. As this was happening, the floor below her opened. The board then pushed downwards. Below her was a pool of more green gunge. She was pushed downwards into it with a splat. It was the stopped. She was left for a moment waist deep in the gunge. It covered her legs and caused the bottom of her dressed to rise, revealing a pretty nice view of her underwear beneath.

The board was then raised and moved back into a vertical position. It turned several degrees again, pointing her in a new direction. It then moved forward. She was then pushed through a machine that looked like a sort of candy maker. It had devices inside that pushed downwards and plopped cream and chocolate down onto what appeared to be a conveyer belt. In this case, Lily’s body would be the target. She was moved through and the machine began to plop blobs of chocolate and cream downwards in four places on her body. As she moved through it did this over and over again. It soon piled onto her legs, behind and back as well as her head. It was meant to make designs, but as she was moved through, it splattered all over, making a brown and white mishmash all over body, dripping down all over her prone body. 

The device then pushed her backwards and out. It moved her so she was almost horizontal again. She thought it might be the end. Instead, the machine flung more pies at her, this time at great speed and in fast succession. She closed her eyes and squealed as she was peppered with pie after pie. One after another collided with her body. These were real pies as well. Among them being, chocolate cream, banana cream and coconut cream pies. She was soon covered from head to toe in them.

Finally a buzzer sounded and lights flashed. Everything went quiet. Mr. G. then walked over and approached Lily. He undid the straps, releasing her. The first thing that she did was wrap her arms around him, hugging him tightly. She roared with laughter. “Oh my gosh, that was so much fun,” she said, still out of breath. “It is so funny. I love it. I wish I could get one at home,” she said. “Well, you are welcome back any time,” Mr. G. said. “I may just take you up on that,” she said. She kept her arms wrapped around him, trying not to fall over or slip. Mr. G. thanked her. She waived and laughed as the show ended.

Amanda Seyfried has a laugh

Amanda Seyfried has a laugh

Amanda Seyfried had been in many films over the years. She was a real veteran of the industry. She had been in many serious films. She had also done quite a lot of comedy films on occasion, such as Ted 2. She had a good sense of humour. She has a very unique look. Her facial features are very unique. Her friends and family, at one stage, got it into their head that it would be amazing to see Amanda’s facial features covered in sloppy mess. The people around her began to like the idea of this more and more. They decided to set her up. 

The way that they were able to set her up was through a film that she was acting in. They spoke to the producer and director and got them on board. There was a scene where she would be placed in a pillory. This would be the perfect chance to let her have it. Amanda was wearing a cream coloured skirt and grey blouse. She was shooting the scene in the stocks. She was locked in. The scene ending and cut was yelled. Amanda was not released from the pillory as she had expected to be. She waited, but then thought to herself,” What’s going on here?” Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw her friends and family slowly emerging from the shadows. She thought to herself,” What are they doing here?” They looked very happy, that was for sure. She had no idea what the reason was for them being there.

They then piped up. They pointed at Amanda and laughed. They were carrying something in their hands. At this moment, she realized, partially, what was happening. Her eyes widened like saucers. The look on her face was hilarious. Her eyes darted around. Someone produced a pie. “Oh no. Oh my God. Don’t do this.” She screamed her head shaking, her mouth wide open, eyes wide. The person then smashed the pie directly into her face. It exploded in her face with a thud. Pie splattered in all directions. The person rubbed it in her face. They pulled back and revealed Amanda’s pied face. The whole set was laughing at her. She made a funny face. The creamy pie dripped down her face. She laughed. She stuck her tongue out. Pie crust fell down her face. She looked amazing, totally pied. “Gotcha,” the producer said,” This is all for you Amanda. Surprise.” “Oh thanks a lots,” she said sarcastically. 

Someone then took two more pies and pushed them into Amanda’s behind and down the back of her legs. The pies were driven into her rear end and then smeared down the backs of her legs. She let out and audible gasp as she felt the pie connect to her rear end. She could feel the pie all over the backs of her thin, bare legs. Cream going into every muscular fold of skin on her legs. Everyone was laughing at Amanda’s embarrassment. 

Next came a massive bowl of trifle. It was about two feet wide and six inches deep. Her friends walked up to her. One held the bowl below her head. The other pushed her face down into the trifle, dunking her head deep in the bowl of trifle. With their hand, they twisted Amanda’s face into the trifle. They then raised it slightly, submerging her face in the trifle. They then pushed it upwards, dumping the remainder of the trifle over her head. Her head was covered in jelly, fruit cocktail, custard and whipped cream. Her blonde hair was covered in a mixture of the trifle. It rolled down her face and hair. 

Her friends and co-workers then accosted her with a number of condiments. Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and relish were carried over and then were wildly sprayed all over Amanda’s slim body. Amanda screamed as they poured and squirted the condiments all over her body. She was soon dripping in layers of multi-coloured condiments. They wildly moved the bottles all over her, leaving trails of the different coloured mess as they went, all over her body. In no time, it was all over her body and face.  Amanda’s face was very animated as she was covered in the condiments. Everyone had their phones out and by this point, photos were already being posted all over social media. Amanda took a deep breath. This was very embarrassing indeed. Her clothes were covered in layers of mess. They were forever stained with the mess that now covered them. Amanda stuck her tongue out as her picture was snapped. 

Next, people took dozens of eggs and began to break them with some force all over Amanda’s body. They were cracked over her back, on her behind, on the backs of her knees. The remains of the egg shells stuck to her body before falling away. Some were smashed on the top of her head. She made faces as the eggs ran down the sides of her head. She was really squirming now. The pillory was becoming more and more uncomfortable. 

They then took several containers filled with cottage cheese. When Amanda saw what they were carrying, she rolled her eyes. “Oh, come on,” she moaned.  She cringed. She closed her eyes as thick, sloppy, cottage cheese was poured over her head. The backs of her shirt and skirt were pulled open slightly and cottage cheese was dumped inside of her clothes. She felt it slither all over her body. She could feel it all over her body, inside of her bra and inside of her underwear. She wiggled her body, allowing some of it to fall down her body to the ground. 

They then finished her off with a large bucket of baked beans. The bucket was raised over Amanda. It was tipped and the sloppy beans began to slowly pour down onto Amanda. They made a repulsive plopping noise as they made their way downwards, landing on Amanda’s body, splattering all over her. The beans poured onto her back, and rolled down her body. They poured onto her blonde hair. They piled on top of her head and fell down her face. The beans rained all over her in all directions. She was showered in the beans. Eventually, the beans ceased. 

Amanda was let out of the stocks. She ran her hands down her arms and then down her legs, pushing away as much of the mess as she possibly could. She gave a false smile and bowed. She rung some of the mess out of her hair as well. She was soaked in mess all over. She then cracked a smile and laughed. She shook her head.

Master Chef Junior dip

This is another scene from Master Chef Junior where the female judge, Christina, gets covered in dip.

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