Monday, 22 December 2025

Julia Louis- Dreyfus loses a bet

 

Julia Louis- Dreyfus loses a bet

Julia Louis- Dreyfus starred in various comedic roles. She was always up for a laugh. She was used to being in silly situations. She was set up for a bet by her co-stars. She agreed that if she lost, she would be sent to a gunge tank. She was sure that she would not lose, but she may have been a bit over-confident. The bet was on the Emmy awards. If she won best actress she would escape the gunge. She thought that she would definitely be the winner.


When the award was announced, she discovered that she was not the winner. She looked doubly embarrassed. She knew what the loss would mean. She was not looking forward to it. No one really said anything at the time.

Everything was set up on set the next day of taping. When she arrived on set, she was greeted by a big gunge tank. She turned around and the entire cast and crew were there behind her. They were cheering and laughing. She smiled an embarrassed smile.


She was lead into the tank. She reluctantly entered, sat down and crossed her legs. She took a deep breath. She pushed her chin against her neck. She shook her head, trying to hold her head down. The cast and crew then counted down. “Three…two…one.”


The release lever was pulled down. She screamed as pink gunge poured down upon her from above. It poured down over her head, all over her dark hair and then over her face. Everyone cheered and laughed. She began to laugh hysterically as the gunge continued to pour down all around her. It began to pour down her neck and over her shoulders and then down her body. More poured all over her legs. She was soon covered in gungy mess.


Finally the gunge came to a stop. Everyone gave her a round of applause. She climbed out of the tank, dripping in gunge. She laughed and shook her arms. “You are all fired,” she joked.

Bianca Belair fake messes 3, 4,5

 Bianca Belair fake messes 3, 4,5





Monday, 8 December 2025

Wicked for mess

 

Wicked for mess

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande played the witches in Wicked and Wicked for good. They were friends and rivals. There was a scene where they had a bit of a fight. It was sort of playful and funny. There was an alternate version of this scene. In it there was one big difference. That was pies. In this scene there happened to be dozens of pies just sitting around.


Glinda was the first to pick one up. She said, “Don’t make me do this. Don’t come any closer.” “Oh you wouldn’t”, Elphaba replied. Glinda gave an evil smirk. She reached back and threw the pie at Ephaba. It was quite funny, because, Glinda wore a huge bubble dress. It was very hard for her to throw anything. The pie did hit Elphaba, but only feebly. Her mouth fell open and then she gave a wicked grin.


She then picked up a pie. “Oh no, please, you can’t. I am the good witch,” she said. Elphaba did not stop. She took the pie and threw it at her friend. The pie hit Glinda in the face directly. “Eww, ooh,” she muttered as she nearly fell over. “Why you, you witch.” She grabbed another pie and this time threw it harder. This time the pie nailed Elphaba in her face. Her face was covered in green and pink pie filling as that was the colours of the pies. The pies were quite fluffy.


They then each ran to grab more pies. They began throwing them and trying to hide to avoid the pies. There were hundreds of pies around. They kept throwing the pies at each other to varying effectiveness. The sheer volume of pies meant that they were soon both covered in pie. They shouted at each other. “I’ll get you.” “Not if I get you first.”


They then ran over too two giant flowers. There was a green one and a pink one. Elphaba stood under the pink, Glinda stood under the green. There both had green leaves that leaned over. They both looked at each other and then pulled on the leaves at the same time. With that, pink and green gunge fell down from above all over both of them. They were not wearing their hats or crowns. The gunge soon covered them. “You poo head,” Glinda said. Elphaba just laughed.

Claire Daines fake mess 5

 Claire Daines fake mess 5



Monday, 24 November 2025

Stephanie Vaquer short story

 

Stephanie Vaquer short story

Stephanie Vaquer was feuding with Nikki Bella. Nikki had attacked her from behind. She wanted to humiliate Vaquer for some reason. Stephanie was giving an interview. She was wearing a tight fitting, all black outfit. She was talking about the feud with Nikki Bella. She claimed that Nikki was just jealous because she was the champion now. There was a lot of truth in that.


As she was talking, Nikki attacked her from behind once again. She hit her from behind and threw her on the ground. She then took out a bucket filled with slop. She mouthed off as she picked up the bucket. She then began to pour the slop all over Stephanie. She took her time, dumping the slop all over her body. She poured the mess all over her.


The crowd was stunned. Nikki stood over her fallen opponent. She cackled as she looked down at her slop covered competitor. She then took out a number of pies. She started throwing the pies down onto her body. She threw the pies down as hard as she could.


Stephanie struggled to her feet. Nikki laid out a large sheet cake on the floor. She then ddt’ed Stephanie into the cake. She landed face first with a thud into the cake. Nikki held her arms up in the air.

She then took out a second bucket. This one was filed with lasagne. Nikki lifted the bucket up and then poured the mess all over Stephanie.  The lasagne was all mixed up. There was sauce, cheese, meat and ricotta. Nikki laughed as she covered her rival in the mess.

Natalia Dyer fake mess 3

 Natalia Dyer fake mess 3



Monday, 10 November 2025

Selena Gomez bridal shower

 

Selena Gomez bridal shower

Selena Gomez held her wedding shower before her wedding. She invited all of her best friends. She was in for a surprise. She was having a great time. Little did she know, her guests had a special surprise for her. It was near the end of the party. It was time for the cake. A large cake was brought out for her. It was a beautiful cake. It had pink and blue icing.


Her best friends got up and led a toast. “Selena, you are getting married and we have a special surprise for you.” Selena looked very excited. She thought that it would be something exciting. Her friends took the cake and lifted it up in the air. They then smashed it into Selena’s face. She screamed. She was shocked at what was happening to her. The cake smashed everywhere. It went all over her face and over her dark short hair. Her face was covered in frosting.


They then took the punch bowl and dumped it over Selena’s head. She screamed out. The punch fell all over her. Her dress got soaked. They then started to throw small pies at her that they had been given for dessert. They were filled with pudding and whipped cream. They all tossed them at Selena. She raised her hands as the small pies landed with splats.


They then took a vat of vanilla pudding and wheeled it out. It was lifted and then dumped over Selena’s head. They then pushed her over into the vat. She kicked her legs as her behind slid down into the vat. It was on wheels and could be wheeled around.

They then began to through sandwiches and tomatoes at her. They all squealed with laughter as they threw pieces of food at her. They found this hilarious. The pieces of food stuck all over her already messy body. She was totally dishevelled.


She tried to give a speech thanking everyone for coming and participating. As she was speaking, she kept getting hit with pieces of food.