Sunday, 23 February 2014
Brooke Tessmacher out of the club
Brooke Tessmacher out of the club
Brooke Tessmacher had been involved with Bully Ray. Why no
one could really understand. He was unattractive and old. He also was not a
nice person and was annoying in the extreme. The only explanation was that she
was using the situation to make a bigger name for herself in the business.
Bully Ray had been refusing to speak to her so she made the slightly unwise
decision to confront him in the ring. She would come to regret making that
decision in short order.
She gave a speech about how much she wanted him back and
wanted him to come to the ring. Unfortunately for her, his music played and he
came out. Instead of making up with her and trying to get back together,
instead he insulted her, even making fun of her prowess in the bedroom. This
was totally humiliating, especially considering the thought that she would
actually sleep with him at all was totally repulsive. “Brooke, you cost me
matches too many times,” he said,” And now it is payback time.” He walked
towards her. She backed away, as she did, she fell onto her backside in the
corner. He shouted at her,” Revenge Brooke.”
He then walked over and grabbed something with one hand. She
sputtered and slipped around on her butt as he approached. He waived her hands
in front of her and begged her off,” No Bully, please don’t do this,” She
begged,” We can work this out, really we can she,” she said. He slowly
approached. It was clear now that he was carrying what looked like cleaner’s
bucket. She shrieked and screamed. He laughed as he approached her. He
shouted,” This is for you Brooke.”
He stood across from her and swung the bucket in the air
towards her. When he did so, what proved to be slop flew through the air and
landed all over Brooke. This slop was yellow and had massive chunks in it. It
flew at her and landed all over her slick brown hair and tanned skin. It fell
down her face and torso. It was thick yellow and sloppy all over her face and
her tanned skin. Although he was a bad guy, when he poured the slop on her, the
whole audience cheered and roared with laughter. A close up was shown of the
slop flowing down Brooke’s face. Her mouth was wide open as she grimaced in
disgust. She shouted,” Noooo. It stinks.” Lumps of yellow slop ran down her
face and body. He pumped his fist and celebrated. “It’s so gross,” she said.
She used her hands to wipe some of the slop from her eyes. She sat in the
corner, shocked, soaked in slop.
He now went over and grabbed something else. He had a few
containers and items that he had hidden beneath the ring to use this way on
Brooke. He now grabbed a large creamy pie in one hand. He rushed towards Brooke
and pushed it into her face. She closed her eyes and held her breath as the pie
was smushed into her face. He pulled in then pulled away. The casing was pulled
off revealing Brooke’s face totally covered in inches of thick creamy pie. She
pushed her hands to her face and pushed some away but it made little
difference. Her face was still totally covered in cream pie. The cream melted
down her face and hot tanned skin. Her hair was covered in cream. Her face was
almost unrecognisable under the pie. She licked her lips. Some of it fell down
her black outfit and body.
Brooke could not believe that this was really happening. She
was already covered in vile mess. Bully Ray then grabbed another mop bucket. He
shouted,” You’re going to love this.” He tossed the contents of the bucket over
Brooke. The bucket, everyone soon discovered was filled with manure. It was
thick and sloppy manure at that. It was very thick and very brown. It was lumpy
and poured down over her. It stuck all over her face and hair. She was greeted
with a full on face full of manure as it was poured initially. She choked and
coughed and a mouthful fell from her mouth down her chin and onto her chest. A
large bit piled on top of her head. Her entire face was a mask of brown manure.
Her mouth and her glaring face were nearly all that could be made out under the
mask of manure that she now wore. She shook her head in blind anger and
disbelief.
He then went over and pulled her up to her feet, acting as
though he may help her. Instead he turned her around. He pulled her body down
she was bent over. He then pulled her trousers down violently, tearing them as
he pulled. He then lowered her black thong as well. He then proceeded to pull
his hand back, theatrically and began to spank her bare backside for the world
to see. She kicked her legs and yelped theatrically as the crowd cheered. He
spanked her half a dozen times, before turning and walking away. He bowed and
walked back to the locker room.
She fell back onto her behind, scrambling to pull her thong
up and to salvage what she could of her ripped trousers. She stood up and
stumbled out of the ring and tried to make her way back to the locker room. She
clutched her torn trousers to her body and shouted at the crowd to stop
laughing at her as she made her way back looking angry and humiliated.
Sunday, 16 February 2014
Sunday, 9 February 2014
Ellie Goulding a parody
Ellie Goulding a parody
Ellie Goulding decided to make a special new version of her
hit song Burn. It was meant to be a parody. She decided to make a video for the
new version of the song as well. She got into her hotpants and prepared for the
video shoot. She had changed the lyrics to the song and had made them about
pies and gunge. She was a bit of a secret wam fan. The idea for the song just
came to her. She didn’t know whether to tell anyone, but she did and people
seemed quite enthusiastic about the idea. She just believed that the whole
thing would be a whole lot of fun.
She got ready and walked out onto the sound stage where the
video would be shot. She wore her beige hotpants. The record company had
insisted that she change her image. She was basically ordered to be more sexy.
It was not really her, but the record company is the one who dictates when you
have signed a contract with them. It had meant that things were more fun, but
it really was not her. She loved music, not so much show business, but it was
clear that she did not have much of a choice. The record company had made that
crystal clear.
She now was on the set. There were loads of dancers behind
her, as they were in her other video. The director told her that she could
begin. She began to sing the new lyrics that she had written. She started out,”
I am standing around, and I look to the sky, then down on my face I am hit with
a pie.” As she said the word pie, she looked up. Instantly, a pie fell from
above and smashed Ellie straight in the face. Wherever it came from, the aim
was amazing, it hit her right in the face. It was coming at a good speed as
well, because when it collided with her face, it exploded in all directions.
Ellie looked forward, her face and hair obliterated by the pie. She continued
to dance around, her hands all over herself. She ran her hands through her pie
covered hair. The hard thing was that she was not allowed to stop singing or
dancing. It was very hard not to react to the pie.
She sang the next part,” And her come the pies, pies, pies.
I’m going to get pied, pied, pied.” Every time she mentioned the word pie or a
derivative, a pie flew her way, smashing against her face and body. Every one
seemed to be right on target, although she continued to dance. It had all been
coordinated prior to the shoot. Dozens of pies smashed all over her body. There
was cream all over her clothes and body. Her face was covered and her hair was
matted in pie. The pie was all over her legs. Her face looked really funny half
covered in creamy pie.
She then started to sing again,” Now I’m dancing around and
I’m covered in pie. And know that soon, I’ll get covered in slime.” As she said
the would slime, a medium sized amount of slime poured down on her head from
above. It was green and messy. “And I’m gonna get slimed, slimed, slimed,
slimed.” As she sang the words, slime fell from above in spurts. They lasted
for as long as the word did at first. Then a large wave of it poured down onto
her. She nearly slipped, but continued dancing. The sloppy green slime was all
over her. It coated her body from head to toe, dripping down her scantily clad
body. It was a bit ironic. Ellie in reality was a shy, introverted, folk singer
who was really sensitive. She was now someone who made techno records, dancing
provocatively, half naked, getting covered in mess. She wiggled her slime
covered behind for the camera, before starting to sing again.
“I can feel it all over my legs and my bum. I wait for a
second and here comes the gunge.” There was a slight pause, then a portion of
pink gunge fell down on Ellie from above. “I am going to be gunged, gunged,
gunged. I’m going to be gunged, gunged, gunge. Gunge, gunge, gunge..” Waves of
thick, multi coloured gunge rained down on Ellie from a above, almost knocking
her off of her feet. She continued saying the word gunge and pink, orange,
blue, red and green gunged poured down in a rainbow of gunge. Ellie closed her
eyes as she was hit with wave after wave of thick messy gunge of every colour.
By now her hair and clothes were soaked. She rubbed her hands over her body and
clothes, massaging herself in gunge. She rubbed her messy hands all over her
now filthy body as she danced.
“I am singing and dancing as the gunge drops. I know coming
next is a lot of pig slop,” she sang. With that a small amount of yellow pig
slop with little bits of green and orange fell from the sky and landed on
Ellie. There appeared to be a lot of corn meal in it. It was sloppy and yellow
and very smelly. It poured straight onto her head, her blonde hair and face.
She closed her eyes as the pig slop poured down onto her face. The slop poured
down her nose and the front of her face. She began to sing again. “Yes I’m
going to be slopped, slopped, slopped. I’m about to be slopped, slopped,
slopped. Here comes the slop, slop, slop, slop..” Slop hit her from in front
and behind, splashing, her legs, butt and clothing. She was soon covered in
tons of pig slop.
Again she began singing,” I am as dirty and messy as any
you’ve seen. Next on my head will be poured tons of beans.” At that moment she
took a deep breath and a ton of baked beans fell on her from the ceiling. She
continued,” Here come the beans, beans, beans. I will soon be covered in beans.
And I’m going to be beaned, beaned, beaned, beaned.” Ellie’s tight little
smooth body began to be splashed in disgusting baked beans. She felt the beans
all over her legs. They dripped down her legs. Her hair and clothes were now
soaked in bean juice. She could feel the beans inside her top and all over her
hotpants. She had never felt a sensation quite like it before. She was covered
in slop and beans. She used her hands
and rubbed it around on herself. She danced provocatively, wiggling and
gyrating her hips, pumping her legs. The feeling of the beans on her flesh was
almost like a lovers touch. They were all over her legs and inside her
hotpants. She could feel some beans inside of her underwear that lay beneath.
Some cameras picked up close ups of Ellie’s legs dripping in beans.
Again she sung ,”You can see that my eyes are filling with
dread, as I wait for spaghetti to be poured on my head.” There was a pause.
About a bucket full of spaghetti dumped onto Ellie. “It falls on my head, head,
head. Spaghetti is on my head, head, head.” As she sang, what appeared to be
bucket after bucket of soggy leftover spaghetti fell onto her. It her from all
angles as well. She raised her hands and the spaghetti bounced everywhere. I a
moment she looked like cousin it, but covered in spaghetti rather than hair. She
continued dancing until the music stopped.
It was amazing but the whole video was shot in one tank.
Ellie laughed and walked backstage, covered in mess. She laughed. It had been a
lot of fun. Hopefully it would raise her profile as well and gain her more of
an audience across the board.