Paige Vanzant in the cage

Paige Vanzant in the cage

Paige Vanzant was one of the top female fighters in the world. She was a very good looking woman as well. She had risen through the ranks and had started to develop a reputation. She began to attract a bit of jealousy from others within the industry. A lot of her opponents were jealous of her for a variety of reasons. As a special promotion, all of the female fighters in the industry were polled to see which of them they all would like to see get messed the most. The person receiving the most votes would get the honour of getting put in a mini-messy cage within the cage that they fought in. Paige thought that one of the bigger names would win this vote. 

The announcement was made in the middle of a live event. Everyone waited backstage to hear who would be the unfortunate one to get the most votes. Everyone was watching on monitors backstage as the announcer revealed who the winner would be. He began to speak,” Over the past week or so, we have had all of the female fighters voting for which of them they would most like to see be placed in the mini-messy cage. The person who received the most votes will have to go into it and take a messing.” The audience cheered. “It is now time to announce the winner,” he continued,” The person with the most votes and who will be taking her place in the messy cage is… Paige Vanzant.” The audience cheered.

Paige was in shock as she heard this. She was prodded to come through the curtain and to walk down the aisle. She looked mortified. Her eyes stared blankly ahead. She did not know what to think. She wore a grey pair of gym shorts with red trim and a black tank top. She frowned as she climbed into the ring. She was lead into the mini-cage. The door was shut and locked. She inside and looked forward. The cage raised in the air, suspended above the ring, for all too see. She gripped the bars of the cage. Everyone else then exited the area. Some lights flashed and a klaxon sounded. Paige took a deep breath. 

Paige closed her eyes as bright pink gunged rained down from above all over and into the cage. It splattered through the bars and all over her. It poured over her blonde hair and perfectly tanned, tight body. Gunge ran down her face and then down her body. Show bowed her head in shame as the gunge poured down onto her. 

Bright green gunge then exploded at her from all directions. The bars of the cage did not provide much of a barrier for the gunge that was being flung her way. It splashed all over her body and into her face. She waived her hands wildly in front of her as the gunge exploded onto her. As this was happening, yellow gunge began to pour down onto her from above. She wiggled and squirmed as the gunge poured into the cage from all directions.

When the gunge finally ceased, Paige was then bombarded with a long barrage of pies that flew in her direction. The cage provided somewhat of a barrier, but pie still made its way through the bars and all over her body. There was no escape. One after another, pies smashed against the cage, splattering cream and pie filling all over Paige. The barrage was seemingly endless. 

The cage then began to be lowered. Below the cage now, were jets that were firing streams of blue gunge upwards. They were like garden hoses, spraying gunge all over. As the cage descended, the gunge began to spray Paige from head to toe, starting at her feet. It was as if the cage was being spray painted with gunge. It sprayed onto her trainers and socks. It then sprayed her calves and then thighs. It then covered her shorts, stomach and chest. Finally her face and head were sprayed. She dripped with blue gunge from head to toe.  Finally, the cage landed on the mat.

The gunge, finally ceased. The announcer came over and unlocked the cage. Paige stepped out. She was plastered all over in sloppy mess. Her high cheekbones and other facial features were visible but covered in gunge. She wiped her eyes and mouth with her fingers. She could not bring herself to smile. She stood where she was for a moment and then exited the ring. She walked straight down the aisle and back to the locker room, straight into the shower. No one dared to stop her or to try and speak to her. It was something that no one dared mention to her for a very long time. 

In the months after this, Paige dominated her opponents as she never had done before. She simply used this event as motivation and her competition were the ones who suffered from it, ultimately.

Swipe TV Ms. Caulfield

Ms Caulfield got gunged this time. It was pretty good. Her reaction was decent. The goggles got in the way a lot. She would have been totally nailed without them. The full gallery is at:

https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2016/01/25/swipe-tv-ms-caulfield/

Megan McKenna in the stocks

Megan McKenna in the stocks

Megan Mckenna was one of the best celebrities on Celebrity Big Brother 2016. She was one of the most attractive. All of the celebrities in the Big Brother house had been arguing and fighting throughout the series about many trivial things. There were times when people had lost their cool and shouted and screamed. Megan was no exception. On two occasions she had screamed very loudly, having become very angry. Most of this was aimed at John Partridge, who she accused of being manipulative. 

As a task, Celebrity Big Brother polled the viewers as to who they wanted to see in certain situations. Megan was voted to be put in the stocks and to receive a messy punishment. This was unannounced. The voice of Big Brother came over the loudspeaker and told Megan that she must come to the garden immediately. At the time, she was laying on the bed with Scotty T wearing only a black bra and thong. She told Big Brother that she needed to get dressed. They denied her this request. They demanded that she report to the garden immediately. She had chosen to just be wearing her underwear on national television, so she would have to remain this way. She, reluctantly, walked out to the garden dressed as she was. She looked very annoyed. When she walked out, she saw that a pillory was set up in the garden. She was told to stand by the pillory while the other housemates gathered across from it. “Megan, as part of the, just go with it task, you must go in the stocks and take a messy punishment.” Her mouth fell open. “Oh my God, I can’t believe this,” she said. She had no choice but to go along with it, though, as it was part of the shopping task. Her housemates could not help but chuckle at her situation. 

“Ok,” she said,” But I am not happy,” she exclaimed. The top of the pillory was raised for her. She leaned forward and placed her head into position. Her sexy neck stretched across the pillory. She then placed her wrists into the smaller holes either side of her head. She gave a pouting look. The top of the pillory was then lowered and she was locked into place. This left her in an unflattering position. She was bent over. Her backside was high in the air. The thong that she was wearing was minimal. The inner curves of her inner legs and crotch were almost fully visible. The camera took a few panning shots, showing her muscular tanned body stretched into the stocks. Her backside fully in view. 

Buckets and containers were brought out. Megan’s mouth fell open. “Oh my god,” she said, knowing what they would be used for. “I can’t believe this,” she said. Her half naked body was already in prone position on display for the whole world to see. She was now about to get covered in sloppy mess. Big Brother then announced that they wanted John to be the one to do the hours. “Oh it will be my pleasure,” he said with great gusto. 

The first thing that he handed was a large pie. He took it in both hands. He puckered his lips, posing with it as everyone laughed. Megan’s eyes widened. “No, Johnny. Don’t do this, please. You wouldn’t dare,” she said. “ “Oh yes, I most certainly would,” he said as he sauntered over to her. He danced over and then held the pie in front of her face. She made a funny face. She shook her head, as much as she could. He then pushed the pie forward into her face. Everyone applauded as he pushed the sloppy pie into Megan’s face. He moved it back and forth in a semi-circle in her face. He leaned over and smile and then pulled the pie away. The final layer of pie fell from Megan’s face to the ground. She stuck her tongue out and wiggled her head, letting out a little squeal. She wiggled her lips and tongue. Her face was covered thick creamy pie. Megan’s beautiful face was left covered in creamy pie. She just laughed at this point.

He was then handed a second pie. He looked Megan up and down. He caught eye of her rear end. A glimmer came to his eye. He smirked as he made way around her. He put his hand on her hip and then pushed the second pie straight into Megan’s shapely posterior. Megan was pushed forward as pie was pushed into her backside. He rubbed the pie around all over her thong clad behind. “I can’t believe that you are pieing my arse,” she said. He let the tin drop, revealing her backside coated in creamy pie. It looked yummy, for sure. 

John then was given a bucket that was filled with rice pudding. He smiled. He walked over to Megan and showed her what was in the bucket. “Oh my god,” she shrieked. He lifted it and began to pour the rice pudding all over Megan’s half naked body. He aimed it onto her back, initially. It was a sloppy off white colour. It was filled with lumps. She grimaced and squirmed as it began too poor down her sexy, smooth, tanned body. It poured all over her nearly bare backside and down the backs of her legs. It ran down her thighs and down the backs of her knees. Rice pudding poured down her calves. He then moved the bucket upwards, dumping more onto her back and down her neck and chest and then all over her head and face. Megan wiggled her legs and bottom. She could feel blobs of sloppy rice pudding all over her barely clothed body.

Next to come was a container that was filled with baked beans. “I’ve got some beans for you, Megan,” John said in a theatrical voice. “Oh my god, beans? No, don’t do this. You can’t pour beans on me.” Nevertheless, he approached and started doing just that. She screeched, “Nooooo,” as he dumped baked beans all over her sexy body. He began by dumping some over her head. The beans poured on top of her head and then cascaded down her face. He then poured more down her body. Her tiny bra and knickers were soon soaked with bean juice. The sloppy beans poured directly on her sexy bare skin. John showered Megan in the beans. They dumped all over her body. They stuck everywhere. She was drenched in the bean juice. 

He finished off a container of thick, brown gravy. He smiled as slowly tipped the gravy over her body. It poured over her back and dripped down her breasts. It poured over her stomach and then all over her behind and legs. She could feel it all over her body. He took his time drenching her in the thick brown mess. It dripped all over her. It soaked her hair and underwear. Everyone roared with applause. Megan shook her head.

She was finally allowed out of the pillory. She frowned as she emerged. She pushed her hands down her face and body, splashing the mess off of her. She ran her hands over her hair. “I can’t believe this,” she said. She shook her head and licked her teeth. Mess rolled down her body. “Don’t worry, you look hotter than ever,” Scotty T told her. She took a deep breath and glared at him. She then was shown scrubbing her sexy body clean in the shower.

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Claire Richards slave to food

Claire Richards slave to food

Claire Richards from Steps had a television show called “Slave to Food”. She had issues with her weight over the years. It fluctuated a great deal from time to time, but she always was attractive no matter how big or small she was. She did love food a lot though. Claire was one of many who secretly enjoyed WAM. One day, she decided to go for it. She discovered a whole new way to enjoy food. It was going to take the experience to a whole new level. She was a bit nervous, but she told herself, “I have to do this. It is going to be amazing”. 

The first part of the experience was going to the grocery store. This part was thrilling for her, almost as much as the messing itself. It was like a free for all of a shopping spree. She got the largest shopping cart that she could and gleefully made her way down the aisles. She then looked for items that she could use. The idea that she was purchasing them to use in a messy way was very arousing in itself. The others in the store had no idea of what she would be using the items for. As she purchased them one by one, she imagined how they would be used. She was slightly embarrassed of course.

 Although, no one had a clue of what she was really up to of course. She spent ages picking out the perfect items. This experience alone was making her extremely aroused. She blushed as she was checking out. It was as if she was purchasing pornography from a sex shop. The cashier thought that she was acting a bit strange, but never got a clue as to why. Claire was hoping that she would not be recognised. 

When she had checked out, she rushed to the car and put the groceries in the boot. She was so turned on at this point that she jumped in the car and plunged her hand down into the front of her knickers. She was soaking wet already. She began to rub her vagina and to moan. She ducked down low so she would not be seen. She could not help herself. She then rushed home and into her bedroom. She emptied the grocery bags and laid the items out over her dresser. She decided that she was so horny that she could not wait. She thrust her jeans down and removed her top. She decided that she may as well go the whole way. She unhooked her bra and dropped her panties. Her fake tanned, chubby body looked incredible. She looked at herself in her full length mirror above her dresser. She ran her hands over her body. She squeezed her own breasts and behind. She then rubbed her dripping wet vagina again with her fingers. “Time to get dirty,” she thought to herself. She bit her lip.

She popped open a tub of chocolate rice pudding. She closed her eyes and sniffed it. “Oh my God, this smells amazing,” she thought to herself. She held it in front of her and began to pour it over her head and over the front of her body. The chocolatey pudding plopped down her face and chest. It rolled over her face and down her body. She then dipped her hand in and stuck her fingers into her mouth. She ate some of the rice pudding. She then rubbed more over her vagina. She began to rub her clitoris in the rice pudding. She let out a loud moan of pleasure. “Oh yeah, oh my God. Oooh yeah,” she said in a sexy tone. She was very turned on already. She was highly aroused. 

She then opened a similar tub of custard. She tipped some of it over her head. She then plunged her hands into the tub and began to squeeze her breasts. She rubbed custard all over her breasts, fondling them in the custard. She then took more and plopped it onto her backside. She squeezed her cheeks as she coated them in the tasty mess. She then spread her legs and dumped the remainder between her legs. She then took two fingers and began to rub her vagina again. She leaned back. She bent her knees and pushed her head backwards. She played with herself. She began to grind her hips. This was proving more arousing than she could ever have imagined it would be. 

She then pulled a sloppy chocolate cream pie close to her. She leaned over and shoved her face down into it. She pushed her head down into it. She wiggled it around. She then began to eat some of the pie that surrounded her face. She hungrily munched and licked away at the pie. She stuck her tongue out and began to sensually devour some of the crust. She moved her tongue back and forth as if she was licking something much sexier than any pie. She wiggled her tongue around. She then lifted the pie and dumped what was left of it all over her breasts. The crust crumbled over her large breasts.

It was then time for a chocolate and cherry cheesecake. Claire took a big bite of it to begin. She then took about half of it and pushed it straight up into her backside. It was covered in cherries and flaked chocolate. She then pushed it down between her legs. It smushed all over her vagina. The feeling of cheesecake against her vagina was an incredible one. Claire possessed some very sexy protruding, juicy pussy lips. They were now covered in sloppy cheesecake. She took the rest of it and placed it on top of her head. It crumbled around her head. The chocolate and cherries oozed down the sides of her head, all over her short blonde hair. She took another handful and devoured it. This was like nothing she had ever experienced before in her life. 

Claire was thinking to herself how much she loved food.  She now took some frozen yoghurt. She was going to experience cart dior in a way that few ever had before. It was swirled with strawberry sauce and cream in a pink strawberry ice cream. She had waited awhile so it would melt a bit. It was no soft and sloppy. She used her hands. She plunged both hands in. One she placed in her mouth, the other between her legs. She rubbed her vagina with once and sucked the frozen yoghurt off of her fingers simultaneously. She let out audible grunts of pleasure as repeated these actions. She rolled her hips. She humped back and forth as she fingered herself. She then spooned some with her hands onto her stomach. It melted more and more as it came into contact with her sizzling hot flesh. It was still very cold on her skin. She shivered as she allowed it to melt all over her body. She put more on her sexy thighs. She continued humping back and forth. She was building herself towards orgasm. 

She took and éclair and a cream horn in each hand. She took a bite of each and then smashed both against her vagina. She splattered the desserts onto her private parts. She then took a bottle of chocolate syrup and turned it upside down onto herself. She gently squeezed the sweet chocolate syrup down her body. It rolled down her sexy body. More poured over her head and body. She was getting very close to orgasming at this point.

She now decided to use something totally different. She had arranged a gigantic tray filled with nachos. It was filled to the brim with chips, nacho cheese, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. Claire lifted it with both hands. It was an enormous platter. She looked at it and licked her lips. She laughed as she plunged her face deep into the nachos as hard as she could manage. She twisted it around. She began to chew and eat bits of it before lifting it and dumping the whole thing over herself. The collected mess rolled down her face and then down the front of her body. She squeezed her breasts and wiggled her hips. The residual mess landing on her lap. 

She was very near climax now. She was now ready for the grand finale that she had planned for herself. She had made herself a massive banana split. It was half melted now. It was enormous. It was filled with ice cream, sauces, nuts, sprinkles, whipped cream, strawberries, pineapple and bits of whole banana. The whole thing filled a massive, silver sundae dish. It could feed about half a dozen adults comfortably. It was so heavy that she could barely lift it. She started by pushing her face into it. She then lifted it up and started dumping it over her head. It rolled down her face and then down her body. She sat down and opened her legs. She dumped the rest of it straight into her crotch. The banana fell into natural position between her legs. She screeched loudly in pleasure. “Ooooh, oh yeah. Oh my God, yes,” she squealed. She rubbed herself harder as she neared climax.

She closed her eyes and leaned back. She held back, biting her lip. Her squeals of pleasure became louder and louder. The noises of pleasure filled the air. She leaned back and let go. Her vagina then exploded. She gave way to pleasure. Every muscle in her body contorted. She exploded. Her vagina squirting forth with sweet juices. It covered the remains of the banana. She experienced a moment of pure ecstasy at this moment. She then collapsed backwards on the bed in a combination of both pleasure and exhaustion. 

She lay there covered in mess for some time, enjoying the moment. Eventually, she got up and began to clean herself off. This night had been everything she had hoped for and more.