Tamara Chambers fake mess 2

This is a second fake of Tamara Chambers. I quite fancy her. She looks really good covered in mess.

Most messable females in UK Comedy

As requested. This is a list of female comediennes in the UK that would be best suited for a messing. I do not know a ton about some of them, but here it goes. Is there any missing? Is there any people really like? There are a few towards the bottom that look quite good, but I don't know a lot about them.

20. Miranda Hart

19. Angela Barnes

18. Francesca Martinez

17. Jo Caulfield

16. Sara Pascoe

15. Cariad Lloyd

14. Josie Long

13. Isy Suttie

12. Deidre O’Kane

11. Sharon Horgan

10. Diane Morgan

9. Victoria Coren

8. Shappi Khorsandi

7. Lucy Porter

6. Katherine Ryan

5. Roisin Conaty

4. Sarah Millican

3. Ruth Jones

2. Ellie Tyalor

1. Aisling Bea

Camila Cabello break up

Camila Cabello break up

Camila Cabello had been one of the main members of Fifth Harmony, but she made the choice to abandon the group and go solo. This, of course, annoyed the other members of the group, because it put all of their careers in jeopardy. The band was just getting to be really famous at that time. They were just getting to be really well known. The other girls saw her leaving the group as a selfish move and an ill-advised one as it was quite premature. They felt that she had done this because she had gotten a big head and felt that she was the big star in the group and did not need the others. They were also a little bit jealous of her, if the truth be known. She was quite selfish though, always wanting the spotlight just for herself. 

The group decided that they wanted to get their own back on the girl that decided to walk out on them all and to leave them high and dry. She would not be so lucky. They decided to set her up on the last day of their final tour together. It was all set up to happen out on stage in front of the love audience.

It came to the end of the performance, right before the last song. All the members of the group were gathered at the front of the stage. It was time to say their final farewell. One of them piped in, “As some of you may already know, this will be Camila’s last night as a member of Fifth Harmony. We wanted to say goodbye in style so we prepared a little going away present for her. Get her guys.” The members of the group grabbed her by her arms and pushed her down into a barber’s chair. They held her arms. She protested. “Guys, no. What are you doing to me?” They whispered into her ear. “You want to leave us and take all the glory? We are going to give you something to remember us by. You deserve this,” they told her. 

As they held her down, the members of the group took turns grabbing creamy pies and smashing them all over their soon to be ex-band mate. They drilled her with pies all over her body. She wore a sleeveless white top and red skirt. Pies were shoved into her face, chest, legs and skirt, smashing creamy pie all over the smug songstress. She kicked and struggled in vain to try and free herself, but she was outnumbered. She screamed as pie after pie was smashed all over her body.

They then began to spray her with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. She laughed and wiggled as she was doused in the sweet substances. Her bandmates rejoiced in covering her in the stuff from head to toe. The messy substances oozed down her dark, silky hair and all over her tanned, tight body. She could feel it oozing up and down her body as it went. The others mercilessly dumped more and more all over her. 

They then took tubs of rice pudding and strawberry ice cream and dumped them over her. They tipped tubs over her. They were catering size and style tubs made mainly of cardboard in a cylinder sort of shape. The final tub they pushed down onto her head. She screamed and kicked her legs as her head disappeared into the ice cream tub. The others laughed at her predicament.

They then dumped custard all over her. At this point, they all let her go and stood back and watched. They watched as the custard rolled all over her body. She screamed as they pointed and laughed. “Bye, bye,” they told her. They then began to dance and sing the final song. Camila got up and tried her best to dance and sing while covered in mess. She staggered and nearly fell over many times. The tub of ice cream still on top of her head. She looked very silly. Everyone laughed at her. She finally fell over onto her bottom as the song and her time with the group came to an end.

Hamilton's F1 Ink Tank Challenge

These are stills from Sky Sports f1, ink tank challenge. Two attractive female comentators get gunged pretty well. The camera does pull away way too much, but can't have everything I guess.

Cat Deeley fake messing

This is an old fake of Cat Deeley. She is one of the hottest ever. I think anyway.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Heartbreakers

Jennifer Love Hewitt Heartbreakers

Jennifer Love Hewitt had been a major star in the nineties and beyond. She always looked gorgeous. She only seemed to grow more attractive as she aged. She also had a certain cuteness about her. She had an adorable nose and a really cute smile. She was adorable as well as sexy. She starred in some really good television shows. There was one where she was able to communicate with ghosts. She also starred in a film with Sigourney Weaver where they were a mother and daughter team of gold diggers. They were basically sluts in this film. Jennifer also wore some very sexy, tight fitting dresses in this film.

The mother character was shown as more calculating and controlling. Jennifer’s role was a much sweeter character. Her character was kind of influenced to use men and to do bad things by her mother. The mother was money driven and greedy. There was a scene in the movie that did not make it into the final cut where the mother character was given the chance to gain something financially if she would do something at her daughter’s expense. Basically, it was a type of game scenario where her mother could choose to win a prize, but if she did, her daughter would receive a messy punishment. 

Jennifer’s character was wearing a very tightfitting sexy pink dress. The two were approached as they were walking together around a hotel/ casino. Her mother was asked the question. She could accept a prize, meaning a good amount of money, but the catch would be punishment for her lovely daughter. Jennifer’s character looked shocked. She looked at her mother. Her eyes pleaded with her not to do this. She felt that her mother would never do such a thing to her. She was quite shocked when the mother character did not hesitate for one second. “Yeah send to her to the mess. I want to take the money,” she blurted out. Jennifer’s mouth fell open and her eyes widened as she was taken over and stood underneath a device that held gallons of pink gunge over her head. It was like a tank but with no doors or walls. It was a bit like a device they used on What Would You Do a few times. 

Jennifer crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. Her mother was asked if she had any regrets about doing this to her daughter. She just looked at her and laughed saying,” None at all.” Jennifer scowled and looked quite annoyed. She could not believe that her mother would so callously allow her to be humiliated for her own gain. Although, she should have known better and expected this from her. Jennifer stood underneath as the lever was pulled upon her. Her mother smiled and waved.

She closed her eyes as the lever was pulled. A massive tidal wave of pink gunge exploded down onto Jennifer. The gunge poured down onto the top of her head and sprayed in all directions. It made a soft, sensual plopping sound as it rolled its way down her dark hair and the sides of her face and shoulders. She chuckled a little as it poured down onto the front of her face and down her nose and cheeks. She squealed and shut her eyes as the gunge engulfed her head. It poured down her back and all over her rather large chest. It poured into her cleavage. It rolled down her body, down her legs to her heels. Soft, sloppy gunge covered her. The real Jennifer was laughing and smiling, as she found it really amusing, but she reminded herself to stay in character, looking annoyed. In the end, her adorable smile shined through until she put the annoyed look back on her face.

The mother watched and laughed the whole time, enjoying seeing this happen to her daughter. She shrugged her shoulders and waved again. Jennifer’s character let out an annoyed noise. Shook her head and screamed in anger. She then stomped off in anger. The mother laughed and shrugged her shoulders once again.