Mina Kimes that look

Mina Kimes that look

Mina Kimes was a relative newcomer to Around the Horn. She was quite young and relatively attractive. There were quite a few of the male sports journalists who found her quite attractive. She was involved in a lot of teasing back and forth. It was good natured and also involved quite a lot of flirting. She had a really sexy smile and laugh that she always flashed after she said something amusing or clever. It was quite cute and sexy. Mina did not see herself as being attractive or even as a television star. She saw herself as a journalist. She was not a very serious person though, she had a great sense of humour. She was a very humble and easy going person. 

Mina was very partial to Seattle and the teams from that area. She was always talking about the Seahawks. As a part of one of the ESPN shows, she made a bet on the outcome of the opening game of the NFL season. It pitted the Seahawks against the Packers. The Seahawks seemed to always play well against Green Bay even though both teams were always among the best in the NFC. Mina was very confident that her team would win this game and made that obvious because she could not stop bragging about it. One of the other journalists on Around the Horn was a Packers supporter. Banter began between the two and it led to a good natured bet.  It was actually, Mina’s idea to take the bet to the next level. She really wanted to get the chance to dump something messy over her colleague’s head. She was sort of attracted to him as well, so she would get a perverse kick out of doing it to them. Stemming from this, Mina came up with the idea that if her team won, she would get to dump Seattle themed, green and blue mess complete with fishy mess on her opponent. Of course, he would have to get to do something similar if his team won. He would get to dump green and yellow mess upon her including Packers cheese themed mess if his team won. One of the two would be humiliated on national television. Mina really wanted to be the winner of this and not the unlucky one on the receiving end. It was a pretty even matchup though, so it could have easily gone either way. She fantasised the whole week about getting to mess her opponent. She bragged about how amazing it would be to do this to him. She would talk like it was a foregone conclusion. She would say things like,” And it’s going be almost as fun as when I am dumping sloppy messy fish mess all over your head when my Seahawks get the win on Sunday.” She was quite insistent on keeping this sort of banter up throughout the week. She would even display the mess and tell everyone how great it would be when she was pouring it over her opponent’s head.

Unfortunately for her, her pride came before her fall. Her team ended up, in fact, losing a close game to the Packers because their offence was very poor. It was a pretty close game, but her team, ultimately, ended up on the losing end. She could not believe it. She was wearing a Seahawks jersey. She could only laugh and look embarrassed as the clock ran out and her fate was sealed. She rolled her eyes and laughed. She was not too upset about it, but really played it up, embarrassing as it was going to be. She rolled her eyes a lot and gave the funny laughing face that she made so often. She was asked to take a seat in the studio and await her fate. She crossed her arms as her opponent approached.

He was carrying the dark green and yellow mess. It was filled with all sorts of cheese. She looked up at him and said, “Oh, just get on with it. Don’t drag this out,” she joked. She looked down and then made a panicky face. She shook her head and then looked up as he began to pour the sloppy mess over her head. She closed her eyes as layers of green and yellow cheese mess poured down on her. It was filled with lumps of cheese. She would hear jokes for ages that she was a different kind of cheese head. Her opponent happily poured the thick mess over her. It poured all over her face and over her dark hair. It poured down her nose and over her cheeks. More dripped from her nose and chin. Mina was getting a good taste of the Packers’ colours. She was getting covered in them from head to toe.

Mina sat as the sloppy mess was dispatched all over. She gripped her seat and closed her eyes as globs of mess plopped over her face and body. It streaked all over her. When the mess had finished pouring, she was covered in green and yellow mess. “It’s so unfair,” she joked,” This was not supposed to happen. I was supposed to get to dump mess on your head.”

She did take it well though, she smiled and laughed as the segment ended. She also allowed for the clip to be shown at the beginning of Monday’s around the horn episode. She just shrugged her shoulders and said that she lost and took her messing as best she could.

Most Messable Presenters

I tried not to oinclude sports presenters on this if I could help it. It is not exhaustive.

Most Messable Presenters

30. Davina McCall- Davina has been on television for a very long time. She still is good looking. She was very involved in Big Brother for quite a long time. She has a pretty famous laugh and smile. She has a cheeky grin. She has always avoided mess, as far as I know, but she is someone who you would think would have gotten messy at some point. She seems like someone who wouldn’t mind that much. 

29. Sophie Raworth- Sophie is a newscaster. She has been on television for many years. She seems to have lost a bit of weight. She looked much better, in my opinion when she was a bit chubbier. She looked more natural. She is still quite attractive. She has quite a serious job sometimes, so seeing her get covered in mess would be quite a contrast and would be quite enjoyable to watch.

28. Kirsty Allsop- She seems to be someone who is thought very highly of by the readers of this site. She was one of the more heavily requested celebrity of all for some reason. She is quite sexy and I would agree that seeing her get messed would be supremely enjoyable. 

27. Millie Clode- I remember her from a short lived gameshow called the Colour of Money with Chris Tarrant. She always wore a shoulderless black dress and looked incredible. It would be great to see her on more gameshows and get the opportunity to face some messy situations. It would be fun to see mess all over her wavy blonde hair and sexy figure.

26. Edith Bowman- Edith has a sexy accent. She is more of a plain and ordinary person that the more glamourous women on this list. That can be sexy in its own way as well. She also seems like she can be a bit naughty in the bedroom and may be up for it. 

25. Kate Thornton- This may be the only woman on this list without a story so far. She was a lot more famous years ago, but is still quite attractive and could do with a good gunging or something similar. 

24. Lucy Alexander- This is a lady who I did not think much of at first. I really did not find her all that attractive until someone requested that a story be written about her. The more I looked at her and wrote about her the more attractive she seemed to become to me. I can imagine her co- host really enjoying seeing it happen to her as well.

23. Susanna Reid- I have a feeling that a lot of people would put her much higher on this list. She is highly thought of for sure. She wears sexy outfits and skirts and is well suited to a good messing. It would look good on her, no doubt. I believe her getting messed is the subject of many a naughty fantasy.

22. Susie Dent- She is also requested very often on the site. She seems very popular with the viewing public. Many seem eager to see her get covered in embarrassing mess. I could make a case for her being higher on this list easily.

21. Tess Daley- Tess is always grouped in with a bunch of her contemporaries like Holly, Fearne and Cat. She used to be on SMTV Live as they did, but always managed to escape messing. It would be fun to imagine her co-hosts or husband getting their own back on her. 

20. Jameela Jamil- She is someone else who really grew on me. She is actually quite sexy. She is not my usual type, but the thought of mess all over her is very enticing. She wears skirts a lot, showing her legs off a lot as well. 

19. Alice Levine- She really deserves a messing. She can be loud, obnoxious and annoying at times. She can be quite funny as well. She is quite attractive and has a distinctive style that would look good covered in sloppy mess. 

18. Melanie Sykes- Mel actually said once that she always wanted to be gunged. I don’t know what people are waiting for. Someone should make it happen.

17. Ellie Crissell- Ellie is very cute. She has been on Newsround for what seems like forever. She would look adorable covered in mess. 

16. Francesca Wood- She was one of the hosts of Wrestletalk TV. It should still be on, but it is not. She is sexy and like wrestling. She is passionate about it. She looks great with or without glasses.

15. Katherine Miller- Katherine was also on Wrestletalk. It is hard to choose between her and Francesca. I would take either, to be honest. 

14. Gabby Logan- Gabby is very sexy. She is on all types of shows. She looks great in a skirt and looks very fit indeed. Gabby’s sexy body dripping in mess as she laughs would be amazing to see for all. 

13. Emma Willis- Emma Willis is quite nice person with a good nature. There are times she looks absolutely incredible. She would look great covered in mess. She has a sexy smile that would shine through the messiness all over her.

12. Alexa Chung- Alexa is very sexy. She is known for her short revealing skirts and thin, pale sexy look. She would look incredible covered in sloppy mess for sure. She would look great getting filthy.

11. Fearne Cotton- Yes I know she has been messed a lot in the past, but I had to put that to the side when doing this list.

10. Holly Willoughby- Same goes for Holly. She has been messed tons. She would probably be higher had she not been. 

9. Christine Bleakely- Not much needs to be said, I don’t think. She would be the perfect person to get messed for many reasons. How she looks, acts, talks, dresses.

8. Helen Skelton- She is pretty adorable, cute and sexy. It is easy to see why she is so high on this list.

7. Angela Scanlon- She is relatively new to television, but is very attractive. She has a sexy accent and is always laughing and smiling.

6. Rachel Riley- It is easy to see why she is so popular. The more I see, the more I like. 

5. Jenni Falconer- Jenni flaunts her sexy legs and body all the time. She would definitely not want to get messy. Her accent is sexy as is her tanned sexy body.

4. Omitted

3. Miquita Oliver- It is a personal choice. I love her chubby figure and the way she looks. I know others will not agree.

2. Cat Deely- I used to want to become a rock star if for nothing else but to go on citv live and meet her. She is very high on my list of any celebrities even now.

1. Julia Bradbury- She is one the best targets for mess I can ever imagine. She wears sexy outfits and does all sorts of shows. She is a bit offbeat, but I think she does have to rank number one here.