Alexa Bliss more fake messes

As promised, these are a few more fakes of Alexa Bliss. I may do even more, possibly. She is pretty hot.

Katya Jones is annoying

Katya Jones is annoying

Strictly Come Dancing’s Katya Jones was constantly trying the patience of the other contestants and professionals on the show. She was constantly being rude and a terrible attitude, thinking that she was superior to everyone else. The producers were not willing to do anything to chastise her for this, so the professionals decided that they would take matters into their own hands and try to teach her a lesson.

Children in Need was coming up. Someone thought of the idea to place Katya in the gunge tank for this, but she would never agree to this. They decided that it would best to put someone else in. This would lull Katya into a fall sense of security. They had something even messier and more humiliating in mind for her. Also, there were other messy segments on the show for Children in Need, so hers might not get the attention it deserved if it was lumped with the others.  Katya was also pushing to get someone else gunged. The producers let her have her way. Little did she know that the gunging that she would be giving would be nothing compared to what she would be receiving behind the scenes later in the evening.

Karen Clifton found herself in the gunge tank earlier in the evening. This was to be a simple gunging, but it would come at the hands of Katya. Katya gloated about the whole thing as Karen sat in the gunge tank. She thought to herself that Katya would not be laughing later on. Katya went on and on about how much fun it was going to be to gunge her rival and how much she deserved this. Everyone else was secretly laughing to themselves as they knew that her pride was coming before her fall. Katya behaved little an evil queen or the wicked witch of the west as she pulled the lever and let the gunge fall all over Karen.

Dark purple gunge poured down over Karen. Karen lowered then threw back her head. She was very quiet. In reality, she was someone who did not mind getting gunged that much. She just did not like the fact that Katya was the one to do it. The purple mess splashed all over her in all directions. It soaked her hair and dumped all over her expensive sequined dress. It poured down her cleavage as she gripped the hem of the dress. She gave a muted, dignified smile as Katya pointed and cackled at her demise.

Katya felt very happy with herself and what she had done as she returned to her private dressing room. Much to her surprise, she found that Karen was awaiting her there along with Ashley Roberts, Oti Mabuse and Georgia May Foote, who Katya had a run in with earlier as well, leaving her covered in egg mayonnaise. As she looked around, Katya noticed that there were a few trays of pies and buckets filled with mess everywhere. She instantly cottoned on to what was happening. Katya, ever the attention seeker, saw what was happening and decided to take the bull by the horns. She instantly dropped her sequined dress right to the floor and revealed that there was nothing underneath. She stood there fully nude save for some high heels and a necklace. She then told them to do their worst.

They led her to a chair and sat her down. They then handcuffed both of her wrists to the chair. She pretended to try to break free and feigned a motion like she was going to strangle someone, but did not much more than wriggle around in the chair. The others screamed and squealed, telling her that she was the one that truly deserved this. They each grabbed pies in both hands and ran towards her all at once. They smashed the pies directly against her body. One smashed into her face, another smeared her hair. Another was shoved into her chest as well as against her crotch and legs. They were generic, multi-coloured pies that were used on television so often. They were coloured pink and blue. She laughed as the group pushed dozens of pies around all over her body. She was plastered from head to toe within seconds.

They then proceeded to take the buckets and flung the contents all over Katya. There was pin gunge, chocolate sauce, baked beans and custard. The other wildly grabbed what they could and dumped it all over the naked Katya.  She screamed as the free for all of mess continued. Soon everything it the area was covered in sloppy mess. Everyone then topped it off by spraying her with pin frosting from head to toe.

Even after this, she was still insufferable, bragging that she made this look fabulous. Not an inch of her was not plastered in mess. It would take hours to scrub her messy body fully clean.

Ember Moon has fun

Ember Moon has fun

Ember Moon had been put in a terrible position. She had been a big deal on NXT, but was then called up to the main roster. On the surface, this sounds like it would be positive. For Ember, however, once she was called up to the main roster, she was basically not used for 9 months. This would beg the question, what was the point in having her come to the main roster in the first place. It was a real mystery. The whole thing was really getting her down. She had worked her whole life to realise her dream, now it turned out that it was nothing like she expected it to be.

Ember was surprised when she was the person who was asked to appear on Let Her Have It during a UK tour. She herself had always wanted to get messed and jumped at the opportunity. She was surprised that anyone even remembered that she was on the main roster, because she was used so infrequently. She was secretly quite shy, but also quite naughty as well. She loved the idea of appearing on the show. She was asked to wear her skimpy ring gear on the show. It showed off a ton of her sexy skin.

She was welcomed to the show by Mr. G.. Ember was not accustomed to speaking very much, but she had a coy smile. She looked very happy to be there. The two shook hands. Ember gave Mr. G. a very warm hug. She was very athletic and sexy looking. Mr. G. welcomed her. “It’s good to be here,” she said. “It’s great to have you. You look amazing.” “Why thank you. I have to say , I am very excited about being here. I have seen some of what happens on the show and I must say, I love that sort of thing. I have always fantasized about getting messy and imagined what it would be like. The thought of that mess all over my body. Mmmm.” She purred. She licked her lips and wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. She then laughed. “How embarrassing,” she laughing and blushing.

“Well, we have one of our old favourites today set up just for you. We hope you will enjoy it. What would you like it to be?” She mimicked thinking about it, putting her finger to her chin. “I think it’s called the flush,” she said. “The Giant Flush? Yes, that is what we have waiting for you today,” he said. She jokingly gave an excited clap. “Shall we make the trip.

The two headed over to the Giant Flush. Ember put her hand upon his shoulder. She looked genuinely excited to see the messy device. He motioned to her to take her seat on the throne. She lowered her juicy backside down onto the smaller toilet of the Giant Flush. She placed her hands upon her knees. She looked up and smiled. She gave two thumbs up. She wiggled her nose a bit.

Mr. G. announced that it was time for Ember Moon to get flushed. She smiled and wiggled her legs. It was time for her to be flushed. He pulled the flusher upon her. The usual noises of the Giant Flush sounded. Ember motioned with her hands to drop it upon her. She laughed. The toilet noises sounded as sloppy brown gunge began to dump through the giant toilet bowl above her head. An enormous amount of gunge dumped from above and splattered all over Ember. It plopped upon her shoulders and over her head. Blobs of brown mess plopped all over her face.

More brown mess rained down upon her body. It plopped all over her legs, stomach, chest and backside. Her outfit covered little more than underwear would. This allowed her to get gunged from head to toe, all over her body. She could feel it all over. She rubbed her hands upon her legs and stomach as the mess continued to pour down upon her. The mess was a slightly lighter shade of brown than normal so the mess would not clash with her brown skin tone. She ran her hands all over herself through the layers of messy gunge.

Mr. G. then handed her a pie, which she promptly slammed straight into her own face. She laughed as she pulled it away, leaving her face caked in creamy pie. She stuck her tongue out. She poses in the blobs of brown gunge that covered her body. She stuck her tongue out. She then stood up and gave Mr. G. a messy cuddle.

Mr. G. asked everyone to give her a hand. Everyone cheered. Ember bowed and laughed, with the pie plate at her back.

Jessica Cunningham fake mess

This is a fake of Jessica Cunningham. She was on the Apprentice and Celebrity Big Brother a few years ago.

Michelle Keegan fake gunge 2

This is a second fake of Michelle Keegan. I may do more of her.

Michelle Keegan special request

Michelle Keegan special request

Michelle Keegan was known for her practical jokes and pranks. She was invited to a special Halloween party by her two cousins Lauren and Katie. Because of all of the pranks that she pulled on them in the past, they decided that this year they would set her up to get a taste of her own medicine. They were dying to get a measure of revenge on her for the things that she had done to them in the past. They invited her to attend a special showing of House Party Live. It had been announced that there would be a special guest for the show. Michelle knew this, but it never occurred to her that the special guest may in fact be her.

Michelle wore a very attractive black shoulder less dress. She was slightly surprised when, about halfway through the show, she was called up onto stage. She reluctantly made her way to the stage and stood next to Noel. She shook his hand. He then began to speak to her about an up and coming film that she was appearing in. The interview was very awkward and stunted. Noel then said that,” Actually, you have been called up on stage not to talk about your film, but because your cousins Katie and Lauren wrote to us, asking for us to bring you on stage tonight,” he said. This was very much like the famous scene when a young woman had been asked to appear on the show to do a story on her mother’s dog, but wound up discovering that she had really been asked there because her mother wanted to gunge her. “Come again,” she said, looking quite shocked and still not fully grasping what was really going on. “Michelle Keegan, can you please take a seat in this old brown chair? Can Katie and Lauren please come and join us on stage?” Michelle did as she was asked, reluctantly. She sat her sexy tanned body down in the filthy old chair.

Her cousins made their way up to the stage. They were grinning and pointing at her. They looked very excited. When they arrived Noel then began to explain the situation in much more detail. Michelle remained sat in the chair. “So, Michelle, your cousins contacted us and told us that you have quite the reputation for playing pranks on people. They thought that it was about time that the tables were turned and you were given a taste of your own medicine.” The two ladies looked down at Michelle. They wiggled their eyebrows and rubbed their hands together. “We agreed with them wholeheartedly. We thought that the best thing to do would be to treat you a ride in our all new carwash. You will be the first person ever to go for this very special ride. Can you pop your shoes off please?” She did as she was asked. Her cousins then told her that it was a gunge tank. Her eyes widened and her mouth fell open. She looked shocked. She blushed with embarrassment. “Gunge?!,” she said in her sexy voice. The entire crowd were laughing at her by this point. She looked very embarrassed.  She was strapped in so she could not escape.

“Ok. Ladies, you will get the privilege of pulling the lever and starting Michelle on her journey. The two gathered by the lever. They smiled and waved to Michelle as they pulled the lever. She looked back and shook her fist at them making a put on annoyed face. She then mimed a strangling motion as if she was saying she was going to get them for this.

The chair that she was in began to move. She could now see ahead that there was a carwash like structure set up, but it was designed for people and not for cars. Of course, it was meant to cover the person in mess rather than to clean them. There were three different sections. They were foam, pies and gunge. The device was set up to move the chair along into position. It would then stop and dispense of mess upon the unlucky person that was sat in the seat.

The chair moved along for a short distance then came to a stop between two plastic walls. When it stopped between them, a third wall came up from behind. Michelle looked downwards as she could see foam bubbling from below her. Some hoses and jets from below were spewing out the foam and filling the area that the chair was in. She tried to bend her legs a bit as the foam rose higher and higher, but that only produced a momentary reprieve as the foam quickly rose to her ankles and then further up, soon building up to the level of her knees. She grimaced and made faces as she began to feel the foam up beneath her skirt. She could feel it as it filled completely all the way up to her waist. She was covered in foam from below. More then fell down upon her from above on her hair and face. She could do nothing but laugh as she was covered.

The walls then moved and the chair jerked its way forward. It went through some rotating brushes above and then on the sides. These did not do much other than smear some of the foam around a bit. The chair meandered around before stopping again. Again it stopped in a designated area. Michelle closed her eyes. This time, she was hit by a barrage of sloppy cream pies. They were loaded onto spring loaded catapult like devices that were designed to fling the pies onto her. She screeched as she was hot by pie after pie. One smashed directly into her face. More hit on the top and then the sides of her head. She was hit in the chest and legs. Her dress was already struggling to stay up because it was soaked and covered in mess. The pie stuck all over her tanned skin. By the time the pies stopped, she was covered in pie from head to toe. It stuck all over her body along with remains of pie plates stuck to all over her body and to the chair. The pies were mainly coloured in orange, purple and green as it was Halloween.

The chair then began to move again. It again moved around a series of rollers and brushes. Michelle playfully pushed some of the pie plates aside. Finally, the chair stopped again. A loud buzzer noise went off and some lights flashed. Michelle looked up and was hit by a tidal wave of messy gunge. It was coloured in Halloween colours as well. She laughed as it poured down upon her. Her dress was nearly pushed off because of the force and the weight of the gunge. It poured over her face and body. It covered her platted black hair. Her cousins roared with laughter. She was covered in the gunge from head to toe. It was everywhere upon her.

Everyone was left with the image of Michelle Keegan, one of the most attractive women in the UK covered from head to toe in mess. The gunge covered her. She could do nothing but wave as she was laughed at. The replays were shown again in slow motion.

Scrambled presenter fake wish come true

This potential Scrambled presenter stated that she always wanted to get gunged and mentioned pies in the face. Hopefully she really meant that and was not just saying that. I thought that this fake would go some way to making her wish come true.

Lily Allen fake 4

This is a new fake of Lily Allen. She is one of my all time faves. I wish I could meet her.

Sarah Byrne- You’re pie-red

Sarah Byrne- You’re pie-red

Sarah Byrne was the first person eliminated from the Apprentice 2018. It was not very clear what the reason for this was, as she seemed to do pretty well on the task. It may have been that she was seen to have big mouth and to be rather annoying by some. She was very loud, but that just made her interesting. It may have been a bit elitist as well. At any rate, she was the first person eliminated.

Behind the scenes, it was agreed that there would be a special punishment handed it out to the first person who was eliminated from the series. Instead of the traditional the Apprentice: you’re fired, there would be a new segment on the show known as the Apprentice: you’re pie-red. Luckily the first candidate to be eliminated was Sarah, possibly everyone’s first choice to see get covered in mess. The segment was to occur at the end of you’re fired. Everyone was dying to see Sarah’s reaction.

As the show neared its conclusion, Rhod Gilbert announced that there was a part of the show that Sarah probably was dreading. As she was the first one on the show eliminated, she would be getting the ultimate punishment. She began to laugh and emote, making funny faces. “Oh my God, no. Please, don’t do this to me,” she said in her sexy northern accent. She squirmed as her chair was brought around to a new position in front of the desk. She was laughing a ton. She was waiving her hands. The special guests on the show got the chance to do the honours. She waved her hands more and begged them off.

The three of them without hesitation began to grab pies with both hands and began to toss them as hard as they could at Sarah. She laughed wildly as the pies flew through the air and landed one after another all over her. One smashed straight into her face. Her mouth fell open. She was then peppered with a barrage of pies. They threw pie after pie at her. Her massive lips were covered in pie. Her face was splattered in brown and white cream. The audience also roared with laughter.

They then were each given buckets filled with yellowy green slime. They began to toss the slime over Sarah. She closed her eyes and lowered her head as the slime was flung all over her. She was soon covered from head to toe in the sloppy substance. It covered her pink outfit, rolling down her body and soaking her clothing.

At that point, she was told to look up. When she looked up, someone pulled a cord that released sloppy pink gunge down from above her. She let out an audible shriek as, in an instant, a wave of slimy pink gunge covered her from head to toe. She busted out in laughter. “Oh my f****ing God. Look at me. I can’t believe this. You are al loving this aren’t you?” She flung some slime their way.

As this was happening, she heard a noise coming from above. She quickly looked up as what appeared to be chocolate pudding flew down from above all over her face. Blobs of it went in her mouth. She shrugged her shoulders and shook her head.

Rhod Gilbert looked into the camera and stated that she really, really deserved that.

Katarina Johnson Thompson fake mess

This is a fake of Katarina Johnson Thompson. It looks good upon her.