Away

Hi, I am away for a few weeks. So I may not update for a bit.

So Beano 1

These are some stills from the show So Beano. The young lady is very attractive.

Tomi Lahern deserves it

Tomi Lahern deserves it

Tomi Lahern was fountain of rhetoric and misinformation. She held extreme and extremely nasty views. She did what she could to offend people in order to get media attention for herself. She probably deserved to get a messy punishment more than nearly anyone in the world. On the other hand, she was very attractive, physically any way. She was voted the most obnoxious celebrity in the world, apart from the obvious. As a result, she was placed in a situation where she would receive her just rewards. She was very deserving of the embarrassment she was going to receive.

She was sat in a special chair that was a bit like a dentist chair and strapped in. She made the unwise choice to wear a white dress on this occasion. It would never be the same ever again after what would be coming to it.  Her gorgeous legs were shown off by it as well. Her perfectly toned body and blonde hair were going to get covered in sloppy mess. She looked like a cheerleader from a Los Angeles college. She kicked and screamed the whole time as she was sat in the chair. She had a very big mouth and was in desperate need of a lesson in humility. She was over privileged and needed to get over herself a bit. This was going to be a moment that she would never forget, for all the wrong reasons. As she was strapped in, she complained and whined about it. She threatened everyone that she could see. There was no way to escape, however. She was in for the messing of a lifetime. She vowed to get everyone back whom she held responsible. Little did she know, a lot of work had gone in to make sure that the messing would be as revolting as possible for her.  Her ankles and wrists were restrained. She wriggled around. Her body was in perfect target range for the mess to come.

As she was writhing around and complaining, without her noticing, a gigantic amount of a disgusting substance was being released down upon her. It a single motion, a sheet of sloppy manure fell from above and plummeted downwards all over Tomi’s body. In an instant, she was covered from head to toe in thick, sloppy manure. Her white dress was covered in splatterings of smelly brown muck. Her layered blonde hair was covered. It was all over her. It smelled disgusting. She could do nothing as she felt it all over herself. The entire chair was covered in layer upon layer of stinky manure.

She was hoping that this would mean that the nightmare was all over. She was not so lucky because there was a load of dog food that was about to come her way. She was going to get up close and personal with it. She had no idea that it was coming. There was a slight pause before a mountain of dog food fell from the air and landed all over her. Giant blobs of lumpy dog food fell all over her body. They landed all over her onto her face, chest and legs. She squealed as she felt the dog food all over her. She could smell it as well. She gagged a bit. She was livid. Her whole body was splattered in mounds of real dog food.

Stagehands then came out and emptied garbage bags filled with trash all over her. They laughed as she shouted obscenities at them. The stuck up young lady seethed as she found herself covered in putrid mess.

When she was finally released, she shook her head in anger. She was very angry, but she was also covered in sickening, foul smelling mess. She smelled terrible. The mess was absolutely rancid. Shots of her covered in manure, garbage and dog food were distributed everywhere she went. No one could ever really take her seriously ever again.

Meghan Markle fake messes

These are two fakes of Meghan Markle. She is obviously one of the most attractive women in the world.

Big Brother Brooke dirrty

Big Brother Brooke dirrty

Brooke was one of the housemates on Big Brother. She was a lesbian, but said that she had a dream about having sex with Phillip Schofield. She was gorgeous with lots of piercings. She was also very dirty. She said on the show that she would go days without bathing and ages without washing her hair. She was very, very kinky in her sex life as well. She had all sorts of filthy fantasies. She looked amazing in a pair of shorts as well.

When she was asked to appear on Let Her Have It, she was absolutely thrilled. Firstly because she was very surprised because she was not really a celebrity. She had just left the Big Brother House. Secondly, because she loved the idea of getting absolutely filthy. The idea of getting messy was quite appealing to her. She told everyone that she knew that she was going to be on it. She was quite excited. “Guess what, I am going to be on Let Her Have it. Can you believe it? It is going to be amazing,” she would tell people. She had her video plus box set up to record so she could watch herself back over and over.

She was asked to dress how she had in the Big Brother house. She did as she was asked wearing casual clothing. She stood backstage and waited for Mr. G. to announce her. He introduced her as possibly the dirtiest female housemate. When she entered, she shrugged her shoulders and laughed. They shook hands and then they went to couches.

“Brooke, it’s great to have you here with us today,” he said. “Thanks for having me. It is great to be here,” she said with a laugh and a smile. “We enjoyed seeing you on Big Brother. You did so well. There was one interesting thing that was revealed about you though.” A clips was played from while she was in the Big Brother house. In the clip she was telling one of her housemates that she usually goes days without showering. There was another clip shown where it was stated that she had not washed her hair etc. for a while. Brooke shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know what to tell you,” she said, laughing. “I really did not think that they would air that. Why would they want to embarrass me like that? It sounds stupid, bit you genuinely do forget that you are on camera in there sometimes. I don’t know. I am a bit of a dirty bitch. Is that what you want me to say? In more ways than one.”

“Brooke have you seen the show before?,” he asked. “I most certainly have,” she replied. “Then you will know about some of what happens here then.” “Yes, I am a bit of a fan actually. People get filthy, don’t they? I am up for that?” “We know that you seem to be quite a filthy person yourself, so I guess you won’t mind getting a bit filthier. Also, I am sure that everyone who had to share a house with you is going to enjoy this as well. You are definitely going to be needing a shower after this.” “It’s been a while,” she joked, nodding her head. “I already stink, is that it?,” she joked. “ I am just wondering what you have come up with for me.”

“Well, it may not surprise you very much, as you have seen the show before that we have a few things that we feel are perfectly suited for you. We know that you have left the bathroom in a shocking state in the Big Brother house. We have our own special filthy toilet that is affectionately known as the Giant Flush. We thought that you would feel right at home sat on it.” Brooke laughed. “Fair enough,” was all she said. “This is so embarrassing,” she said with a laugh. “I’m ready though. Bring it on,” she said. He stood up and led the way over to the Giant Flush.

Brooke pointed and laughed. She stroked his arm,” I have always imagined getting flushed,” she whispered. She took her seat on the toilet. She wrapped her arms around her bare legs as she felt the filthy porcelain underneath her body. She pointed up above her with both index fingers. “It’s going to go all over me,” she said.

Brooke closed her eyes as the flusher was pulled down upon her. “Ahh, Brooke,” Mr. G. said. The noises from the Giant Flush sounded out from above Brooke’s head. As it was flushed, a tidal wave of sloppy, thick brown gunge exploded down through the giant toilet bowl and fell all over Brooke. Brown gunge splattered over Brooke’s hair and face and then all over her bare legs and onto the rest of her body. She then threw her hands up and looked up, allowing the gunge to cover her even more. Brooke rubbed her hands all over her arms and legs as if she was cleaning herself in the shower, but all this was doing was spreading the brown mess all over herself.

Brooke was covered from head to toe in brown mess. “Brooke, you never looked better.” “Thanks, thank you very much,” she joked. “We have much more in store for you though Brooke. There was also an issue about dirty plates, old food and leftovers in the Big Brother house. Some of your housemates are here to remind you. They have bags full of all the sloppy mess left in the house. We can’t have that can we?”

Several of Brooke’s housemates came in carrying trash bags filled of food mess. Brooke waved to them. They smiled as the approached. They then each emptied their sacks all over Brooke. The bags were full of food waste. There was a ton of spaghetti, coleslaw, lentils and bits of cheese and vegetables that were poured all over Brooke. Blobs of the rancid leftover slop stuck all over Brooke. She just shook her head. She stood up and let some of the mess fall to the ground.

“Well Brooke, you really do look dirty now. I think you do need a shower. But it will be the slime shower.” He took Brooke by the hand and they jogged over to a shower stall. Brooke climbed in and the door was shut on her. “Brooke, you do need this.” Brooke danced around in the shower.

She laughed as sloppy green and pink slime began to shower down all over her body. It came out just like a shower, washing over her body. She continued to dance and acted like she was washing herself, but she was just getting more and more mess all over her body. She was now soaked in another layer of mess.

Mr. G. let her out. She leaned on his shoulder. “How do I look?,” she joked. She took a bow. “ I think they are going to have to hose me down now, “ she joked. She now truly was as dirty as she had ever been. She did not seem to mind very much at all. She was soaked in mess from head to toe.

Vick Hope gets slimed

I had to do stills of this. Vick Hope is so gorgeous. She wanted to get slimed and she seemed to love it. It was an amazing sliming as well. It was very gloppy. Globs could be seen plopping all over her. I have a feeling that she was enjoying it even more than she was letting on.