Sunday, 29 September 2019
Jodie Comer surprise winner
Jodie Comer surprise winner
Jodie Comer appeared in shock when she won the Emmy award.
This was not just because she didn’t think that she had a chance to win the
award, though this was the case. It was because she was informed that the
winner was going to receive something extra when she won the award. The winner was going to be Giant Flushed. She
didn’t pay much attention to this, in fact she thought it was quite amusing.
She never believed that she could win. She took the night easy and was not even
nervous, because she was going to have a nice night and see one of her follow
nominees get flushed. She wanted to win the award of course, but there was the
flush to come afterwards.
The look of surprise on Jodie’s face was in the papers all
over the world. The reason for that look made all the more sense when everyone
later learned what the winner had in store for her. Jodie wondered later if
that had any impact upon how the voters voted. Maybe they wanted to see her get
messed more than some of the other nominees.
At any rate, she looked very surprised when she heard she
was the winner. She couldn’t really believe her ears that it was true. The
moment would live in infamy. She walked up to the stage and gave her acceptance
speech. At the end of it though, she said,” See you all later. I’m about to be
flushed.” She made some more funny faces. She was wearing and unusual dress
that was white and showed skin, but in unusual places on her body. That white
dress was about to get very splattered. Also there was not a lot holding it up
and not a lot on underneath it either.
She made her way back stage, comically creeping in. She
stood back stage with the award and answered the questions from the press. She
was quite funny in her answers telling how she had told her family to not waste
their time coming because she had no shot at winning the award. She then
thought to herself that at least they were not going to witness what was about
to happen, not first hand at least. One of the press agents then chimed in and
said that there was a special prize for the person who won that award. He
directed everyone’s attention to the other side of the room where the Giant
Flush was set up. Jodie rolled her eyes as she was lead over to the Giant
Flush. She reluctantly took her seat on the throne. She looked up and shook her
head simulating panic. She then laughed. She still was holding the award.
She opened her mouth and playfully posed with the award as
the giant toilet was flushed upon her. The usual toilet noises were heard
followed by the flushing noise. She looked up and cringed. “Oh my God,” she
exclaimed as thick brown gunge poured through the giant toilet seat above her
head and splashed all over her. In an instant her face, blonde hair and white
dress were covered in layers of thick sloppy brown mess.
The force of the flush pushed the flimsy dress downwards,
down her body, knocking it to her ankles. She made and ooh noise as she
realized her dress was around her ankles, she reached down and tried to pull it
up as best she could, but because the gunge was still pouring and she was still
gripping her award, she could not do this very effectively. Everyone was
hysterically laughing at the embarrassment that Jodie was enduring.
The mess continued to plop down upon her for what seemed
like ages before it finally ceased. Everyone gave her a round of applause. She
ran her hand over her face and hair. She stuck her tongue out and posed with
the award again. The award itself was splattered in mess as well.