Sarra Elgan target practice
Sarra Elgan was a rugby presenter for BT sport. She was
featured in an advert with a rugby kicker who was about to do a kicking
demonstration. There was a joke regarding concentration that no one really
fully understood. However, the thing that caught people’s eye in the advert was
Sarra and what she was wearing. She wore a lacy blackout fit with matching
socks. Her tanned legs were bare. She looked incredible in that outfit.
The advert became very popular because of how she dressed.
They decided that they would make more adverts in a series of them playing on
the first one. Basically, the kicker would be doing a demonstration, but it
would always result in something humorous occurring. They decided that they
would make an advert where the kicker would show off his accuracy. The way he
was going to do this was the interesting part. Sarra was sat in the outfit that
she had worn previously above a tank of pink gunge and below a vat of green
gunge. There were two targets on the side. He was going to attempt to hit each of
the targets with his kicks. If the targets were hit, they would cause the vat
of slime to be dumped all over Sarra. The other would cause her to splat
downwards into the tank of gunge below her. She was routing for him to miss the
target. She sat with her arms crossed looking extremely annoyed by the
situation. She looked very nervous, but pretended that she was very confident.
“I have nothing to worry about. He will never make those kicks.” Everyone else
was routing for her to go down of course.
He got into position and concentrated. He took aim at the
first target. Sarra tried to be pain in the neck at this point. She began to
taunt him and to make loud noises in an attempt to distract him so that he
would not be able to concentrate. It worked the first time. She made a loud
noise just as he was kicking the ball causing him to lose his concentration and
to miss the shot wildly. She stuck her tongue out and laughed at him. “See,
there is no way, he can hit those targets.”
The next time, however, he knew what was coming and adjusted
for it. He just blocked her out completely, though she was attempting to
distract him once again. She urged him to miss. He took very careful aim. Her
antics only made him more determined to hit those targets.
He lined up and hit the next shot very swiftly, drilling it
into one of the targets. Sarra had no time to react. The vat of gunge tipped
over her instantly. A tidal wave of slime rained down upon her from above. In
an instant, her hair was covered. The gunge dripped down her face and down her
body. Her black, lacy outfit was coated in splatters of slimy gunge. Gunge
trickled down her legs all the way down to her sock. Her mouth fell wide open.
She was speechless. She was in shock because of how quickly she was doused with
the gunge. Everyone else in the studio roared with laughter, seeing this happen
to her.
Before she could recover, he took the next shot. This one
was even more accurate, it flew through the air and hot its target with a bang.
In an instant, the seat below her gave way and Sarra flew downwards in more
gunge. When she hit the gunge, a ton of it splattered everywhere with a splash.
Her dress was pushed upwards. Part of the tan was clear like a dunk tank, so
some of what was occurring could be seen. Her underwear was completely visible
for a moment before she tried to push her dress back down. When her head emerged
from the gunge, she was covered from head to toe in layer upon layer of slime.
Her dress was stuck to her body, matted with gunge. Not an inch of her body was
uncovered.
“I can feel it inside of my knickers,” she shouted. The
rugby player came over and shook her hand. She was assisted from the tank. The
gunge was shown dripping down her bare legs in close up. She was covered in it
from head to toe. She did not look very happy, but could not protest very much.
