Saoirse Ronan up her own arse
Saoirse Ronan was a serious actress who had been in many
critically acclaimed films. She was thought of as a great actress. This made
some of the other actresses in Hollywood a bit jealous of her skills and
accomplishments. There were a few of her colleagues that were dying to see her
get put into her place. One of the older actresses that she was working with
was particularly bitter about all of the acclaim and attention that she was
garnering. She was playing her mother in the film that they were working on
together. The actress was British which gave her a knowledge of UK messy shows.
She decided to set her up when they were on tour promoting the film in the UK.
She managed to speak to the producers of one of the late evening talk shows
that they were appearing on and convinced them to carry out a surprise messing
when she and Saoirse were to appear on the program. Saoirse was not really familiar with UK
television, so had no idea what to expect. She also was oblivious to the fact
that her co-star was very eager to see her embarrassed. She did not expect that
the result of appearing on the program would be complete public humiliation for
her. Her co-star had sought to create a situation similar to the gunging of
Charlotte on Noel’s House Party. This was something that Saoirse may have never
even heard of. Her co-star could not wait to see the look on Saoirse’s usually
smug face when confronted with what was about to happen to her.
The setup was like a typical talk show. Saoirse and her
co-star were welcomed onto the stage where they took their places sat on a sofa
side by side. Saoirse wore khaki tweed trousers and vest, a grey button down
shirt and a red scarf. She looked very smart and very serious. The host shook
their hands and welcomed them. Saoirse was very surprised at where the
conversation went from that point onwards. She thought that they were there to
discuss their film that was about to hit theatres and possibly her Academy
award nomination. She was caught completely off guard by what happened next.
“We have our two lovely actresses here from the upcoming
release. Now Saoirse, you believe that you are here to discuss the film don’t
you?,” the host asked. “Well, yes of course. We are here to discuss our
brilliant new film that is out in theatres everywhere this weekend.” “Well, or
so you think. You see that was originally what you were asked to be on the
program to discuss, but there was a change of plans. You see, your lovely
co-star actually has brought you on the show for a different reason entirely.”
She looked over at her co-star. She shrugged her shoulders and started to
giggle.
“You see your co-star has told us all about you. How you think that you
are God’s gift and that you are above everyone else on set and otherwise.” “That
is not true. She may be a bit jealous, but I am a complete professional at all
times, one hundred percent.” “Well, we have had a lot of others around the
industry confirm what has been said. Now, who here thinks that Saoirse could do
with being taken down a peg or two?” The audience cheered their approval
loudly. As this was being said, the stage behind the couches rotated revealing
a gunge tank not unlike the one that Charlotte had sat in. “Oh God,” she said,
burying her face in her hands. Her eyes widened and her mouth dropped when she
saw that it was a gunge tank and that it had her name written on it. She
blushed.
“You see, your co-star contacted us and said that she
really, really wanted to see you put in our lovely gunge tank and well, we were
more than happy to accommodate. Who thinks, she deserves to get completely covered
in gunge?” Everyone cheered. Her co-star pointed at the tank with her hands and
fingers motioning for her to get into the tank. She waved her hands sheepishly.
“No, please,” she begged,” This can’t be happening.” “Oh, but it is,” the host
said. “Our tank is all ready for you. You are going to get completely covered
in sloppy gunge.” He took her by the hand and pulled her into the tank. She
reluctantly sat down, crossing her legs.
“This has got to be sweet,” he said to her co-star,” We are
going to see this young lady get completely covered in sloppy gunge, all over
her body from head to toe. You are going to pull the lever and dump it all over
her. You are going to get to watch it from the best seat in the house.” Saoirse
put her hands together. She bit her lip begging for leniency. Her co-star,
looked her right in the eye. She shook her finger in her face and shook her
head. “I am going to enjoy every minute of doing this to you. You stuck up
little cow. She is completely up her own arse,” she said.
Saoirse closed her eyes as the crowd began to count down. “Three…two..one.”
Her co-star then yanked down on the lever. Orange and green gunge began to pour
down upon Saoirse. She looked up as the gunge poured down the centre of her
head and then coned around her head, covering her hair which was plaited and
pushed back. The gunge then poured down all over her face. She closed her eyes
as her face was engulfed in gunge. Her co-star jumped up and down in glee as
she witnessed her younger colleague getting covered in mess.
More poured down her shirt, neck and all over her vest. Gunge
stuck to her scarf. More then poured down her back. Gunge poured all over her
legs and down her back onto her behind. Gunge was shown dripping down her socks
onto her boots. She threw her head back, flicking some of the gunge. She shook
her head and nervously giggled.
“How was that?,” the host asked her co-star,” Look at her
now.” “She never looked better. Showered in the gunge. She deserved every last
bit of that.”