Sunday, 30 May 2021

Emma Stone is Cruella

 

Emma Stone is Cruella

Emma Stone was given the fun role of a lifetime when she was chosen to play Cruella De Vil in the Disney, live action film Cruella. The film was great and her character got to be both a good guy and naughty at the same time. The movie was a lot of fun to make. Emma Thompson played her rival, the Baroness. She was a very rich and powerful fashion designer. Cruella started out as Estella, a girl whose mother passed away and had to fend for herself. She had the help of her two good natured friends and two lovely dogs. Eventually she turned into Cruella. I will not spoil the film for those who haven’t seen it yet as there are lots of surprises. The film is also very new as well, so I will not give anything else away.



There are scenes early in the film where Estella is working in a fashionable shop in London and has to spend a lot of time cleaning toilets as well as taking out the trash. There is even a scene where a garbage bag breaks open all over her. She starts out having to do many embarrassing tasks. There were a lot of scenes where she had to do demeaning jobs for the Baroness as well. It was all played to comedic effect. Emma looked amazing doing it as well. There were two looks and personalities. Estella had glasses and burgundy hair. Cruella had hair that was half black and half white. She looked gorgeous both ways.



There were more scenes that took things to an even more embarrassing level. The Baroness would sometimes order Estella to get her lunch. It would be very specific and very extravagant. In this scene, Estella managed to get one little, minute detail of what the Baroness asked for not exactly correct. She had asked for a salad with various items, dressing, tuna and very specific spices. Estella had done her best but the place where she got the salad was out of a certain type of lettuce that the Baroness requested. Estella was hoping that the Baroness would not notice. The kind that they gave her very almost the same. They were very similar. So similar, in fact, that nine out of ten people would not notice the difference. It was very minute. Of course, it only took the Baroness one second to identify that there was a difference. She did not even have to taste it. “What is this? This is not what I asked for. This lettuce is not the special type I requested. What is the meaning of this?” Estella sheepishly started to answer,” Well, the place that you like did not have the other kind. I went everywhere in the area and nowhere else had it either. They said that this was just as good and that some people actually prefer it.” The Baroness cut her off. “I am sick of your excuses. I can’t eat this now. This is awful. My whole afternoon is completely ruined now.”



She summoned Estella over with her finger. Estella tiptoed over to her sheepishly. She then tipped the salad over Estella’s head. The lettuce and the tuna stuck all over her head. She then pulled a cart over that had the lunches of other people on them. Someone had baked beans in a plastic cup covered with cling film. The Baroness peeled the cling film off and then dumped the baked beans over Estella’s head. She rolled her eyes, but did not respond. The Baroness then dumped a thermos of soup over Estella’s head. It was cream of tomato soup. It was red and sloppy. It poured down Estella’s face and then all over her body. The Baroness then took people’s sandwiches and threw them in Estella’s face. They stuck all over her. When she was done, she ordered her to leave her sight and to go clean up.



There was then more scenes of her cleaning. There was a scene where she was cleaning the toilet. She recoiled in disgust at the apparent smell. She then looked down into it. The toilet then exploded with brown muck all over her. She comically, flailed about as the spray doused her in brown mess. Of course, it was just brown gunge and water inside.

In another scene, the Baroness, had lost her necklace. She got it into her head that it may be in the dumpster, in the trash. She ordered Estella to go digging for it. Estella went outside, rolling her eyes. She looked into the dumpster and recoiled and the smell. She waived her hand in front of her nose. She tried to reach in but leaned over to far and fell inside the dumpster completely. When her head popped out of the dumpster, she was covered in trash. There were bits of bin liners, banana peels, tea bags, bits of sandwiches and other assorted rubbish stuck to her. She then dug through the bags looking for the necklace. Every now and then more of the sloppy, slimy rubbish would accidentally get all over her.



Later in the film. Cruella and the Baroness were attempting to one up one another. Cruella had embarrassed the Baroness many times. It was time for her to get some revenge on her for that. Cruella had carried out a stunt where she had come in on a garbage truck to crash one of the Baroness’ events. The Baroness had found out what she planned and decided to get back at her. Everything went as Cruella had planned, but when she came off of the garbage truck, the dumping mechanism was triggered. This caused the truck to begin to dump. In the truck was garbage and thick green gunge. When it tilted, the garbage and the slime poured down all over Cruella. She gasped as she was covered in it. Unfortunately for the Baroness, even this backfired. Instead of people laughing at Cruella, they just thought that this was part of her stunt and was part of the new fashion that she was promoting. She just smiled and pretended the whole thing had been a part of her plan. She later promoted a whole special line of clothing based on using old rubbish to make clothing out of. She even spun it to suggest that she was promoting recycling and eco-friendly products. The Baroness was not amused.  Even covering Cruella in trash did not ruin her image.

Dog ate my homework teacher fake gunge and pie

 Dog ate my homework teacher fake gunge and pie



Saturday, 22 May 2021

Lana Turner is chilli

 

Lana Turner is chilli

Lana Turner was one of the hottest stars in Hollywood history. She was the classic blonde bombshell. She had incredible tanned legs that were famously featured on screen many times. Her entrance in the Postman Always Rings Twice was legendary, with the camera panning up her body. She was one of the biggest sex symbols of the time along with Rita Hayworth and Betty Grable. She was certainly the object of many men’s desires. She starred in films that would have been considered quite provocative at the time. She was seen as quite controversial as well. She was seen as sort of a bad girl of sorts of that time. 


During that time in Hollywood, the stars would sometimes go out to entertain the troops. It was much appreciated and a way for the stars to give back to the troops who were serving at the time. People like Bob Hope, Marilyn Monroe and Betty Grable were famous for entertaining the troops in this way. It was quite a rewarding experience for them.

Lana was going to be appearing on one of the shows with some comedians and others. It was a spirited show that got the men involved. It was humorous and the men were extremely excited. They were thrilled to see her as well, as one can imagine. They were in for a real treat today. There were whispers going around, but no one was sure what Lana would be doing. There was a large object hidden behind a large curtain on the stage that had yet to be revealed. The MC announced her onto the stage to a rapturous reception from the troops. She smiled and waved to everyone.

Lane was dressed in an all-white, two-pieced bathing suit. She looked stunning. Her hair was back a bit. Her golden tanned legs and skin shown in the bright sun. She looked ravishing. The men whistled and applauded as she entered. The MC then began to explain what was about to happen. “Miss Turner had graciously come to our stage too see everyone. We thank her sincerely. Now, I am sure that you are all wondering what we have in store. Lana is wondering to. Well, I can assure you that it is something very outrageous that everyone is going to love. Well, everyone, but maybe Miss Turner herself that is.” 


He then pulled the curtain away to reveal a large dunk tank filled with chilli. Everyone gasped, including Lana. She put her hands over her face and laughed. She jokingly punched the MC in the arm. “Miss Turner is going to take a seat in our special chilli dunk tank and you guys are going to take turns trying to dunk her.” Lana rolled her eyes. “Now how do you feel about that?” The men cheered. Lana laughed and said,” Anything for you guys.”

She was lead to the seat of the tank. She crossed her luscious legs as she sat down. The men then lined up with balls to try and hit a target that would send Lana down into the vat of chilli below her. She looked down and squirmed. She gritted her teeth. As they started to toss their balls, she would cheer for them to mess and would give two thumbs down before clenching her teeth and bracing herself in case they were to be successful.



Shockingly, they were having very little luck to begin with, because they were stood so far away from the target. One after another, they failed as they cheered one another on. Lana began to tease them slightly. She stuck her tongue out and put her fingers to her nose and then on the sides of her head. “Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,” she playfully teased. She also sensuously crossed and uncrossed her legs seductively.

Finally a man came forward who had pitched for a baseball team in his youth. He took aim and wound up properly. The MC advised Lana to brace herself. She shook her head, shaking her platinum blonde locks as he released the ball. As it hit its target, she screamed as the seat flew out from under her and she was catapulted downward into the vat of chilli. Her body landed with a gigantic splash, sending chilli flying all over the place in every direction. She was completely submerged in the chilli.

When she emerged, her platinum curls were covered in chilli. Beans, sauce and mince clung to her hair and fell down her face. Her white bathing suit was completely soaked in chilli sauce, staining it an awful orange colour. Her lovely tanned body was dripping in chilli. Mounds of it rolled down her body, down her legs into the tank. She was up to her waste in the chilli. 


She was not expecting what was to come next. Another man threw a ball which hit the target as well. When it hit, a vat of nacho cheese that was situated above the tank, flipped over, sending cheese sauce toppling all over her. Her head was covered in it as it dripped down her face and body.

She shrugged and then smiled and waved as everyone else cheered and celebrated. Some photos were taken for the national papers.

Saturday, 15 May 2021

Jane Levy Zoey’s messy medley

 

Jane Levy Zoey’s messy medley

Jane Levy played Zoey on Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist. In the show, her character could hear the thoughts of others through popular music songs. It was a fun if unusual concept. She looked a bit like Emma Stone. She had red hair and usually wore fashionable outfits.



On an episode of the show, a song started in the mind of one of the many men who fancied her. This time it was a parody of the song rub me the right way by Keith Sweat. The parody was called gunge me the right way. Zoey found herself singing the lyrics. She wiggled her hips and danced provocatively, running her hands all over her body. The lyrics she sang were about wanting him to gunge her.

The songs were usually in the form of huge musical numbers. This song was the same. There were dancers in the background as they performed the song. Then, as the second chorus hit, green and orange gunge began to dump all over Zoey. She was wearing a skirt. The gunge splattered her all over. It went all over her pale legs, her skirt, on her face and onto her ginger hair. She continued you dance and sing as she was pelted repeatedly with gunge from all angles. Her designer clothes were soon soaked with sloppy gunge.



She then started to sing a parody of a song called Me by Taylor Swift called beans. As she sang this song, she began to pour buckets of baked beans all over herself, soaking her face, hair and clothes in sloppy bean juice. The bean rolled all over her body, sticking everywhere as they went.

She then began to sing Weird Al’s parody of Labamba, Lasagne. As she sang this, she appeared to be sat in a large try of lasagne as more of the substance, slopped down on top of her from above. The sauce, cheese, mince and pasta fell all over her, covering her in smelly left over pasta.

Another Weird Al song, the White Stuff, then came on. Instead of Oreos themselves, she then had cookies and cream ice cream dumped all over her. The ice cream was cold, but began to get soft and sloppy as it covered her.



The medley then ended with a parody of Rock around the clock. This one being slop around the clock. As she boasted that she was going to slop around the clock tonight, slop began to pour all over her. She was covered in mess now. She then began to dance with the guy who started the song, still covered in mess. She looked a sight, covered from head to toe in smelly slop as well as all of the other mess that had come before.



When the song ended, everything went back to normal. She realised that she had seen a fantasy that he was having about her. She wondered to herself if she may ever allow this fantasy of his to be lived out for real.

Bryce Dallas Howard fake mess

 This is a fake messing of Bryce Dallas Howard.



Sunday, 9 May 2021

Bridgerton star Phoebe Dynevor gets trashed

 

Bridgerton star Phoebe Dynevor gets trashed

Phoebe Dynevor was a bidding star. She starred in the show Bridgerton. She loved the fact that she was becoming famous. She thought that she was a much bigger star than she was. The bit of fame that she had went straight to her head. She began to get very big headed and very self-absorbed. She thought that she was something special and it really showed. Everyone began to notice this and she began to annoy everyone around her. She really began to annoy her mother. Her mother was famous and she was always down to earth and never let her fame change who she was. She was disturbed to see that her daughter had changed as much as she had. She decided that it would be a good idea to teach her daughter a lesson in humility.



Sally contacted Helen, Brooke and Lucy who hung out with Phoebe and her other university friends. She explained that she wanted to teach her daughter a lesson because of her poor attitude. They all put their heads together and decided that they would set Phoebe up for a humiliating messing. They figured that if that didn’t teach her a lesson, nothing would. They all loved the idea. The idea of covering the smug self-absorbed young lady in revolting mess was very amusing. They knew that she would be very angry, but maybe it would give her a dose of reality.



They decided that Sally would ask Phoebe over to have Sunday lunch at her home. When she arrived, she found that her university friends along with Helen, Brooke and Lucy were all there as well. She was surprised to see them there. They explained to her that they were all there to celebrate her recent success. “Oh yes, it is fantastic isn’t it. The show is doing so well. I am so busy these days. I am so in demand. It’s been crazy.” They looked at one another, rolling their eyes. They explained that because it was such a nice day, that they were going to be eating outside in the garden.

Phoebe followed them outside. Once they got there, they grabbed her and rushed her into a gunge tank that they had set up outside. They then slammed and locked the door behind them, locking her inside the tank. She yelled and banged her hands on the door. “What the hell are you doing? Let me out of here. What is this?” “We invited you here to teach you a lesson. You have let a little bit of fame go straight to your head. We are going to give you what you deserve.” She glared at them with burning anger. 


She was going to be getting the Sunday lunch that was promised, but not in the way that she had imagined. Her mother and friends began to dump the food from the lunch into the tank above her. It had everything; turkey, stuffing, Yorkshire puddings, gravy, mashed potatoes, carrots and suede, peas, Brussel sprouts and more all mixed together, loaded into the tank above her head. She looked mortified. She had no words. The entire dinner was being loaded in the tank over her head to be dumped all over her. Her mother then added the leftovers from the full English breakfast they had earlier. Eggs, bubble and squeak, tomatoes, mushrooms, baked beans, bacon and more were poured in as well. Phoebe was going to get the works.



She could only protest in vein. The women laughed at her, amused by her anger. Sally then grabbed the release cord on the tank. Phoebe’s eyes widened and her mouth dropped as the sloppy mess above her began to pour down all over her. It poured over her hair and down her face. She screamed as the mess poured down her white dress and down her body, staining it everywhere. She stomped up and down like a spoiled brat as the mess continued dumping all over her. Her friends roared with laughter as she screamed and cursed at them.

She closed her eyes as she was completely covered in the mess. Blobs of thick mess stuck all over her. Piles of messy food piled on her head. Her hair was covered in gravy and bean juice. She stuck her tongue out and pretended to gag. She had handfuls of mess which she threw at the door of the tank. She screamed to be let out. The ladies had recorded the whole thing and had been posting it all over the internet. “Bridgerton star Phoebe Dynevor gets trashed” began to trend everywhere. Phoebe was mortified with embarrassment. She was livid. She was so ashamed. She began to get hundreds of texts and messages teasing her about the messing. Overall, the experience seemed to have the desired effect, to a degree, anyway.

Mandip Gill fake messes

 These are fakes messes of Mandip Gill.




Sunday, 2 May 2021

Lucy Ricketts short story

 

Lucy Ricketts short story

Lucy Ricketts was a jeopardy contestant. She was champion for numerous shows. She was a bit geeky with glasses and long brown hair. She was one of the better champions that they had. They were running a special tournament of champions. She made it to the finals. It was agreed that the person who finished last would agree to take a messing for charity. Lucy was hoping that she did not finish last. She kept looking up at the tank of what appeared to be beef stew that loomed over her head. If she finished last, she would be wearing it. This could get very embarrassing for her if she finished last.



The game was a close one. The three contestants were all champions. They were all extremely strong competitors. The game was neck in neck heading into final jeopardy. Lucy was in second, but was some distance from the person in first. The person who was in last got the question wrong, but their wager left them with $500. Lucy was next. She risked everything. Her answer too was incorrect. She was left with zero. The person in the lead was wrong but did not risk very much, so ended in first place. Everyone realized that Lucy had finished in last place.



Lucy was not given even a moment to react. As soon as they announced the winner and stated that Lucy had finished last, the beef stew mess began to dump down upon her. She looked up as it began to plummet down all over her face. It was thick and brown. It was filled with meat, carrots, peas, sweet corn and green beans in a thick brown gravy.



It poured down onto her face and all over her hair and onto her glasses. She was humiliated as the brown glop poured down her neck and down onto her body. It splashed all over the podium. The other contestants ducked out of the way. Lucy could only stand in shock as she had the stew dropped all over her. Her glasses were streaked in brown gravy. Bits of meat and vegetables stuck to her face and to her clothing. She took a deep breath as was completely engulfed in the stew.



The host then thanked Lucy and said that the messing would mean that tons of money would be going to charity. Lucy sarcastically gave two thumbs up. She was a very shy, nerdy person. The messing left her totally mortified.

 

Catherine Southon fakes 2-4

 These are fakes of Catherine Southon getting pied: