Friday, 26 November 2021

Carol Alt celebrity vat

 

Carol Alt celebrity vat

Carol Alt was one of the first major super models. She was slightly older than the group that came after. She also acted in various shows and films. She was took part in projects such as Thunder in Paradise and Private Parts. She was not the most acclaimed actress in the world. She did not mind taking silly roles and roles in comedic films and shows. She enjoyed making them.


She was approached about appearing on a gameshow as a special guest. The concept of the segment was that two contestants would compete against each other. They would each play for a celebrity. The celebrities were placed over a vat of gunge. The losing contestant’s celebrity would be sent down into the vat of gunge. Carol was dressed in a white bra and panties. She was dressed this way because she was a model and also because she did not want to get her expensive clothes messy. The other celebrity was an actor from Saved by the Bell.


The contestant playing for Carol was a male aged in his mid-twenties called Larry. The other contestant was an older female named Ruth. The host came on and explained the game. Basically, for every question that a contestant answered correctly, the other team’s celebrity would get pumped up a notch. If a contestant got a question incorrect, their celebrity would get pumped up. Five pumps and the celebrity would be sent into the vat below. Carol was cheering hard for Larry. She was asked how she was feeling about the situation. She replied,” I am routing hard for Larry. I know he can do it. I do not want to end up in that mess.” She made an anxious face as she looked down below her. The other celebrity echoed her sentiments.

The game started and it was a very close game for the first part. It was tied at three to three. The tension began to build as the game progressed. Carol looked more and more nervous. It was very enjoyable for everyone to see her squirm and wince each time her chair was pumped up. She looked down at the gunge and made faces. She told Larry, “Don’t let me down. You have to win this.”


Unfortunately for her, things then took a turn for the worst. Larry got the next two questions wrong meaning that he had lost and she would now suffer the consequences. She made a pouting face as she looked down at the gunge. She laughed nervously. The host then chimed in. “Well, it looks like we have a winner and Carol, well, you know what that means.” She nodded her head. “Yeah,” she said in a funny, sarcastic tone.  Larry looked at her and said that he was sorry. She told him that it was ok.



“Ok then, it is time. Carol is going into the gunge.” A buzzer sounded and the lights in the studio flashed. She closed her eyes and crossed her hands across her chest. She was pumped up again. She then plummeted forward down into the massive vat of slime. She landed with a splash. Everyone in the audience cheered and erupted in laughter. She emerged from the slime covered in it. It was pink and gooey. It covered her body and her hair. Her hair was back. She shook her head and wiped her eyes. She laughed and waived. She shrugged her shoulders. The gunge was all over her body. It covered her bra and her panties. Larry looked a bit embarrassed. Carol flipped some of the slime at him.

Friday, 19 November 2021

LeAnn Rimes farm comedy

 LeAnn Rimes farm comedy

LeAnn Rimes was a singer that was mainly within the country genre, but she also had a lot of success on the pop charts, much like Shania Twain and Taylor Swift. At the height of her popularity, she was to appear on a country comedy/ variety show. It was a bit like Hee Haw or something like that. It was also similar to Saturday Night Live. She would perform some songs and act in some funny sketches. It was also not dissimilar to the old Muppet Show. There was recurring characters on the show as well that would interact comedicly with the guests. Some of them were stereotypes in a Southern theme.


One of the sketches portrayed LeAnn as visiting a farm where some of the characters were meant to live and work. There were running gags on the show regarding the farm. Some of the characters were portrayed as being not very bright. They would always make mistakes that would lead to slapstick disasters. LeAnn was shown to be a new worker hired to work on the ranch. The main farmer was shown to have an attraction for her. His wife immediately saw this and became very angry. He was showing her around and was showing her how to do some of the tasks on the farm. For example, he showed her how to milk a cow. When she tried, she leaned over. The farmer was shown to have gotten a good look at her breasts. He made an exaggerated face. His wife saw this and became very annoyed. The wife then decided that she would make sure that LeAnn left the farm. She devised a plan that she believed would chase her away.


When the farmer was showing LeAnn how to feed the pigs, outside of the barn, his wife crept into the loft in the barn. She slowly leaned from the window in the loft. The farmer showed LeAnn how to feed the pigs. She leaned over and he took a long look at her behind. He made the funny look again. His wife became even angrier than before.

She then leaned out of the window. She had a bucket of corn slop in her hands. She tipped it out dumping it all over LeAnn. She screamed. The farmer jumped back. He looked shocked and at a loss for words. The slop was thick and smelly. The wife smiled as she dumped the slop all over LeAnn. LeAnn looked up, but the wife had gone.


LeAnn did not leave the farm though. In the next sketch she was still drenched in residual slop. The farmer apologized profusely. Now he was showing her the chickens. They were discussing eggs. Right on cue, the wife began to dump rotten eggs all over LeAnn from the loft above. The farmer gave the same funny look again. LeAnn gasped.


In the next sketch, they were in the stables with the horses. This time, the farmer’s wife had set up a trip line near the area where the manure was located. The viewers were shown this as the farmer explained to LeAnn about the horses and the manure. The line was teased over and over again, building the anticipation. The farmer stated that because they were so short on help, the manure had been piling up for a while. LeAnn walked over to have a look. She tripped on the line and fell over into the manure. She was basically buried in it up to her neck. Her head popped out of the manure pile. She had manure on top of her head as well. The farmer looked very embarrassed. This time she looked quite angry.

She stood up and stomped off. The wife passed her as she went. “Leaving so soon?,” she said, “What a shame.” She shrugged her shoulders.

Friday, 12 November 2021

Julia Roberts Claire’s revenge

 

Julia Roberts Claire’s revenge

Julia Roberts had faced off against Julia Roberts in a messy vote. Claire had lost and had been completed humiliated. It was one of the greatest messings of all time. She was very annoyed with Julia about this and wanted revenge. Julia had all but forgotten what had happened. She never dreamed of the possibility that Claire would try to plan a way to get revenge on her for what happened. Claire had lost the vote fair and square. It was not Julia’s fault, but Claire wanted to get her back for it all the same. She plotted for ages to find the perfect opportunity to get Julia back.


Julia was on the set of her latest film. It was a remake of her unsuccessful film from the early nineties called I Love Trouble. There was a famous scene where Julia was naked in a lake and was exposed to a group of individuals by her love interest and rival in the film. It was an odd scene, but one that everyone remembered. This scene was going to be shot again. This time Julia would be completely naked again. However, she was going to get an even bigger surprise orchestrated by Claire.

Julia was completely naked again in a lake. The only difference was this time her hair wasn’t wet. She came out of the water looking for her clothes, but they were gone. She started to panic, looking for them. The love interest in the movie approached. She attempted to cover herself up with her hands. She realised then that he had hidden her clothes. She was initially very angry and demanded them back. He teased her and said that she had better be nice to him as only he knew where they were hidden. She then began to beg him. He teased her. Just then, a group of people approached. She jumped behind him trying to hide herself. They all had cameras as well. He moved a bit, teasing her. He then moved out of the way exposing her as they began to take photos.


This time however, Julia was greeted with something that she was not expecting. It was Claire Danes tossing a bucket of oatmeal all over her. She screamed and everyone laughed. The oatmeal flew all over her exposed body. Claire then ran over and began to spray Julia with ketchup and mustard. Julia slid over and fell onto her behind as Claire doused her in the condiments. They went all over Julia’s body. Julia laughed with her famous sexy smile and mouth. She almost forgot that she was completely naked. She could not help but let out her uproarious laugh.

Claire then dumped a bucket of baked beans all over Julia. It poured down her head and down her face. It poured down her nose and cheeks and down over her lips and onto her teeth. More of it went on her neck and all over her naked body. She was totally drenched in the beans.


Claire then emptied bottles of thousand island and ranch dressing out all over Julia. She waived her hands as the bottles were emptied all over her. They went all over her head and all over her body. She was dripping in them. Claire laughed evilly as she relished the revenge that she was extracting upon Julia.

She then proceeded to unload a tray of pasta bake all over Julia. She threw the contents all over her. They landed everywhere, sticking to her body. They people gathered continued to take photos of the naked actress getting covered in mess. This was not supposed to be a part of the movie, but they decided to leave it in anyway.


Claire then ran off with Julia’s clothes for real. Julia got up and chased after her, dripping in mess, completely naked. The last thing anyone saw was her naked behind running off.

Friday, 5 November 2021

Kathy Ireland short story

 

Kathy Ireland short story

Kathy Ireland was one of the biggest super models of her time. She was well known for workout videos and swimsuits. She used to be picked on and teased a lot by the other models because she was much shorter than they were. They were all really tall and thin. She was shorter and a bit curvier.  Her fellow models liked to play pranks on her as well. She was also an incredibly sweet person as well. She was very kind so she took their barbs on the chin.


They decided to play a prank on her during the filming of a photoshoot for the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated. It was a shoot where they would do some shots together and then some individually. It was time for Kathy to do her shoot. She was lying on her back on the beach in a white bikini, closing her eyes and making longing faces at the camera. Little did she know that her fellow models were lurking just out of her line of vision. They had set up something above her that she was not aware of. They looked at each other, smiled and laughed. They then pulled the cord.

When they did, gallons of whipped cream fell onto Kathy’s body from above. She screamed as her body was splashed with a tidal wave of the whipped cream. The other models laughed uproariously. They found it hilarious. She gasped and shook her head in shock. She looked very annoyed. There was whipped cream all over her body from head to toe.


The other models then ran over to her and began to dump ice cream and other sundae topping all over. They flung vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream all over her body. They then sprayed her with strawberry preserves, chocolate syrup and other ice cream topping including peanut butter sauce, caramel sauce and even sprinkles and cherries. Kathy was in shock. She could do nothing but sit and gasp as she was inundated with sundae toppings.


They began to tease her and call her the human sundae. They begged the editors to run the picture in the magazine. Kathy was very embarrassed, but did all that she could not to show it. The other models got a ton of enjoyment at her expense. Although she was a very kind person, she began to think of opportunities to pay a few of them back for what they had done to her.