Rachel Nichols Maria’s revenge

 

Rachel Nichols Maria’s revenge

Rachel Nichols made some comments about Maria Taylor that got her into a bit of trouble. She had been recorded without her knowing, but she still got in trouble for what she said. Maria was not happy with her at all. She was quite angry in fact. The network was very unhappy as well. They gave Rachel a choice. She could either lose her job or she could let Maria get revenge upon her in front of the world. She had no real choice but the latter. They were very serious about making her do this. They did not like that she had made the network look bad and wanted her to pay the consequences, mainly so they would not take any of the heat themselves.

Rachel was forced to come out on television and apologize in front of the world. “I am truly sorry for what I said. I apologize to the network and to Maria Taylor. I am willing to do anything to make this right.” Maria then walked in carrying a massive chocolate cream pie. She did not look very happy. She grabbed Rachel by the back of her hair and drove her face straight into the sloppy pie. She then twisted it around in her face as hard as she could. Some of the pie fell out onto Rachel’s legs. Rachel held her hands out in shock, her face, covered in creamy pie.

Maria then took a bucket filled with lasagne and dumped it all over Rachel. It poured down her read hair and her face. It poured down onto her body and splattered all over her legs. Maria then opened the back of Rachel’s shirt, allowing some of the thicker bits to empty out inside. The bucket was enormous. There was enough lasagne inside to cover Rachel, basically from head to toe. She was completely covered in it. It was all over her clothes and her body. It stuck all over her hair and to her face. Maria took great pleasure in dishing out the lasagne all over Rachel.

Maria then grabbed a bucket filled with pig slop which she proceeded to liberally pour all over Rachel, soaking her in it, covering her clothes. Rachel tried not to pout as she looked down at her slop covered body. She could feel it all over her body and all over her clothes. Bits of the corn and carrots inside stuck all over her.

Maria finally pulled out a dog bowl filled with dog food. It was heaving with it. Maria grabbed Rachel from behind and pushed her face down into the bowl of dog food. Rachel’s legs and arms flew up as Maria pushed her face mercilessly into the dog food. Maria then pushed forward and dumped the dog food all over Rachel. Lumps of thick dog food in gel and gravy fell all over Rachel.

Maria looked into the camera and gave an evil smile. She felt that Rachel deserved exactly what she had gotten.

Christina Ricci fake mess 1

 Christina Ricci fake mess 1

Bridget Fonda Throwback

 

Bridget Fonda Throwback

Bridget Fonda was a star in the nineties. She was very much a product of that time. When anyone thought of her, they would recall that time period. She had faded into some obscurity in later years, but she was very famous for a time. There was a revival of some of the nineties messy shows. One of these being Wild Animal Games. The best part about Wild Animal Games was the part of the show where they would have to kids competing and the loser’s parent would have to face messy punishment. The show was, of course hosted by Ryan Seacrest along with a very odd monkey called Eddie. In the revival, the game was pretty much the same. The only real change being that the kids were replaced by adults. They were actually grown up versions of some of the kids that had originally been on the show years earlier. Instead of competing for their parents, they now would be competing on behalf of a nineties celebrity. In this case it would be the girls vs. the guys. There was a woman competing for Bridget and a guy competing on behalf of a male celebrity. He was a cheesy actor from a bad TGIF sitcom. Everyone expected the guys to lose this one. The people competing were actually contestants who had won the game when they were on the show previously. The game was not rigged. The contestants had even more incentive to win because they really wanted to see the celebrity of the opposite gender covered in mess.

Before the game began, Ryan explained that the bucket dump would be used today. Loaded in it was creamed corn. One of the two celebrities would end up covered in it. Bridget and the male celebrity looked at the bowl of creamed corn. Bridget made a worried, funny face, clenching her teeth and giggling a bit. Ryan then came over and spoke to her. He asked how she was feeling. She replied,” I am just keeping my fingers crossed. I know that the outcome is out of my hands. I am praying that it won’t be me who ends up covered in that crap.” The male celebrity did one of his funny voices that he was known for and then said,” I think it’s going to be her.” She laughed.

The game worked as normal. Some clips were played about an animal. This time, the animals were chickens. The contestants were then asked questions about that animal. It was not the longest of segments. On the first question, the female contestant buzzed in and got the answer correct. Bridget clapped. The lead was one to nothing at this point. On the second question, the male contestant rang in and was correct, tying the score at one point each. Bridget looked over and begged her contestant to get the next one right. On the third question, the female contestant rang in. She answered, but there was a pause while everyone waited to hear if she was correct or not. Unfortunately for Bridget, it was revealed that the answer was not correct. Her team had lost two points to one. Bridget gave her best shocked face. Ryan congratulated the winners.

“Now, we know what that means. We know what that means for Bridget in particular. Bridget, your contestant did not manage to win the quiz and now, you are the one who is about to pay the consequences.” Bridget squirmed. She looked up. “Can I reconsider?,” she joked. “Well, it is far too late for that now,” he joked. “In fact, I need you to have a seat right on that stool in the centre if you will.” She sat on the seat and looked with trepidation above her. “I hate creamed corn,” she complained. “Well, fortunately for you, you will not be eating any of this creamed corn. Instead it will just be getting all over you.” The female contestant was called over to do the honours of pulling the cord on the bucket dump.

Bridget looked at her and shook her head. “I trusted you!,” she joked. Ryan then called for everyone to countdown from three. “Three…two..one,” everyone shouted. The contestant smiled as she pulled the cord on Bridget. Bridget looked up just as the creamed corn began to fall from one bucket to another and then began to fall down all over her. She screamed as it began to pour onto her hair, forehead and right down her face. She closed her eyes as it began to pour faster. She held her palms out as cream corn rained down over her. It fell all over her body. It poured down her neck and shoulders and all over her legs, on her thighs and knees and down her calves. She pulled her head back as another wave of creamed corn streamed over her face. She was in perfect position under the bucket dump, meaning the creamed corn was able to cover her almost completely. As it slowed, she shook her head and wiggled her shoulders. She threw her hands in the air.

Everyone in the studio was laughing at her and enjoying this immensely. Ryan thanked her but dared not to get too close. She crinkled her nose, laughed and waived.

Spooky Alexa Bliss

 

Spooky Alexa Bliss

Alexa Bliss was doing her spooky gimmick that involved Lilly and Bray Wyatt at different times. It was a great angle that was very fun and unique. There was something very kinky underlying the whole thing as well. There were incidents where Alexa covered herself in lighter fluid and also had black goo oozing all over her. The angle was very creative, especially in comparison to most of what the WWE was doing. The rest could be described as the opposite of creative. This new character direction tied in very well to messiness on different levels. She acted like a woman but also sort of like a precocious child at the same time. She had a very mischievous side to her character. She was also feuding with Charlotte Flair, who, for some reason, was going out of her way to humiliate Alexa.

Alexa made many skits where she would do spooky things and talk in riddles. The latest one saw her playing with Lily in the dirt and in mud puddles. She began to speak,” You know, sometimes with our friends we may enjoy getting things a bit messy. Mud, bugs, spiders and slime can be so much fun. The playground is a place where we can get downright down and dirty sometimes. And you know what? That’s ok. In fact, it can be so much fun. She picked up handfuls of dirt and threw it around, all over herself and everywhere else. She laughed maniacally. “Many of the ladies in the WWE are far too prissy and full of themselves to get down and dirty and have fun. They need to loosen up and to have fun. Especially Charlotte Flair. She thinks she is above everyone, but she is going to learn a hard lesson.”

She smiled and laughed. She then looked up. As she did green slimy rain began to fall upon her. She then took a big plastic bowl of pink slime and dumped it all over herself. She laughed and began to roll around in the slime and mess. She then took handfuls of what appeared to be worms and dumped them over her head and body. She began to roll and writhe around in mess on the muddy ground. She was laughing uncontrollably as if she was in a flurry of almost orgasmic pleasure. She screamed, “Woo!, hahahaha. Charlotte, I think that everyone is sick and tired of you and your BS, so I will do everyone a favour and rid the WWE of you once and for all. She then heaped handfuls of the mess all over herself. “I hope you are ready to get messy Ms. Flair, because I have no problem with it. Do you think that you can really handle all of this?”

She then smiled and waved as green and pink slime poured down over everything, covering everything around her and herself as she continued to play in the mess. Her legs were in the air spread wide. Lily then appeared on the screen and laughed.

Saoirse Ronan fake mess

 Saoirse Ronan fake mess

Charlotte Flair humiliates Alexa Bliss fake

 

Toyotathon Woman That’s a wrap

 

Toyotathon Woman That’s a wrap

The Toyotathon woman was pretty annoying at times. It was not really clear if this was intentional or not, but she could be very annoying. The concept of these sorts of commercials was annoying to begin with. Who would buy a car for Christmas and do it because a commercial told them to? There was evidence that the commercials were somewhat self-aware due to some of the shrugs and knowing looks that she gave to the camera. She tried in vain to be funny, but usually failed miserably.

The commercials were doing well, but not great, so the company decided to make them even more comedic. The company also had gotten some comments about how annoying the Toyotathon woman was and how people would have loved to see her get her comeuppance.

They decided to produce a comedic commercial. The concept was very simple. The Toyotathon woman would read her line, “Come to Toyotathon today.” She would then have something funny happen to her. They would then be edited together.

The commercial started with her speaking. She then uttered the line that she was famous for, “Come to Toyotathon today.” She was then shot in close up. After she said the line, a creamy pie came out of nowhere and smashed her in the face. She looked shocked as the pie tin fell from her face, leaving the crust and pie to drip from her face.

The commercial then cut to her being clean again and uttering the same line again. This time a plethora of red slime poured down on her from above. She looked up as it poured down over her, covering her face and body completely in the slimy mess.

The commercial then cut away again. She said the line again and was then smashed with creamy cakes on either side of her face. The nest one, someone sprayed her with what looked like whipped cream or foam. It may have been something similar to a fire extinguisher. She was covered from head to toe in the cream.

The next time she uttered the line, she was sprayed with ketchup and mustard all over. She waved her hands and closed her eyes. She tried to give as little a reaction as she could. That would make the commercial more funny.

The next portion saw her sprayed with super soakers filled with green slime. It sprayed all over her body and into her face. She threw her hands up. The part after that saw her covered in silly string and foam.

After all of this was over, there was one final part of the commercial left. She was still covered in some of the mess. She then told everyone to come to Toyotathon for Christmas. In an instant she was suddenly covered in tinsel, wrapping paper and lights. She had a bow on the top of her head. She was wrapped up like a present. She shrugged her shoulders and smiled awkwardly into the camera saying, “That’s a wrap.”

Laura Prepon fake messes

 Laura Prepon fake messes

Amy Adams not amused

 

Amy Adams not amused

Amy Adams always looked like she was annoyed about something. She was always frowning and looking very serious. She looked quite a lot like Pam from the office. She was also quite stuck up. Because of her demeanour, the thought of her getting covered in mess seemed particularly hilarious, especially to those who had to work with her. She would not take that sort of thing well at all. She was full of herself and was seen as highly strung and difficult. She was making a film and was seen as a pain by everyone involved. The director and the cast decided to set her up. They knew that she would be angry and extremely embarrassed. This would be hilarious for everyone else.

Amy was doing a scene. She had her usual serious expression on her face as she acted. Everyone else knew what was about to happen. Everything was prepared and ready. Just as the scene was supposed to end, Amy heard a noise from above her. As she looked up, something began to fall from the studio ceiling. It came slowly at first and then began to build up speed. In that split second, she realised that she was about to be covered in a mountain of soggy leftover spaghetti. Everyone erupted in laughter when the spaghetti fell onto her and flew in all directions.  Her head was covered. Her face was splattered in it. She squealed and flung her head, splattering spaghetti in all directions. She frowned with a grimace. It smelled revolting. She blushed and stewed in anger. Spaghetti dripped down her face.

The spaghetti was then followed by egg salad. It was positively rancid. The odour was repulsive. She would smell like rotten eggs for weeks afterwards. She could feel it all over her body. It managed to get inside of her clothing. She could feel it inside her shirt, pants and even her underwear. It was soaking in disgusting fluids that were now all over Amy Adams. Humiliation was not the word for what she felt.

The egg salad was then joined by coleslaw. A mountain of it rain down upon her, piling on her head, shoulders and chest. The disgusting slime of it ran down her shoulders and down her clothes. She glared at everyone. She was not amused. She did her best not to scream. Everyone else thought that this moment was priceless. She absolutely stunk.

She was hoping this was the last of it, but what was to come last may have been the worst of all. Down upon Amy Adams rained dog food. She looked down in disgust as dog food poured onto her. The crew were a gasp as they witnessed this. Everyone agreed that she was a total bitch and deserved every bit of what she was getting. To see her covered in dog food was something that everyone watching enjoyed immensely.

She could not bring herself to say anything. She just marched off the set to her dressing room. She wanted to complain, but she did not want to tell anyone what had transpired.

Mindy Kaling fake mess 1

 Mindy Kaling fake mess 1

Hyundai Gas Card Commercial

 

Hyundai Gas Card Commercial

There was a commercial for a car that was very good on gas. In the commercial, there was a young woman who was given a gas card for her birthday by her parents. She did not use it, because her car was so good on gas. She ended up giving the gas card back to her father as a birthday gift. Her boyfriend wanted to say something, but she stopped him.

Sometime after that, her father discovered that she had given the gift card back to him as a gift. That was not a very nice thing to do. He and her mother decided to get their own back on their daughter. She really deserved it for what she had done. Her father was going to get a much better present than a gas card. He was going to get to mess his daughter.

He contacted a television show where people could nominate their friends and family whom they felt deserved a messing for things that they had done. He called them and explained what she had done. They stated that this was perfect for the show. She was asked to attend the show with her parents, not knowing that they would be appearing or what would be happening when they did.

She was very shocked when she and her parents along with her boyfriend were called up to the stage. They all joined the host on the stage. They were introduced. “Now we discovered that someone on this stage did something very naughty,” the host explained. Everyone looked very surprised. “It has to do with a birthday that recently happened.” The young woman still pretended to not know what was being discussed, but she knew what they were talking about now. She just hoped that it was not what she suspected. She could not hide her blushing. She looked very embarrassed already. “Well, we have discovered that someone here did not like the birthday present that they were given and gave it back, passing it off as new present.” Everyone looked at the young lady. The host pointed. “Does the gas card ring any bells?,” he asked. She pointed at herself as to say,” Who me?” “Ok, ok, I am really sorry. The car I have almost never needs gas. I thought he would appreciate it, so I gave it back.” The audience booed her and put their thumbs down.

“Well, that sound really naughty. Don’t you think so audience?” She waived her hands but they agreed. “Who thinks that Dad deserves some revenge?” Everyone cheered as she waived her hands, shook her head and laughed. “We will give Dad the choice. Dad, you can have another gas card or… You can slop your daughter.” She looked at him and pleaded, giving puppy dog eyes. This was to no avail, of course. “Let’s slop her,” he shouted. Everyone cheered. They all agreed that she deserved it very much.

She was lead over to a messy device similar to what they used on splatterjack. She was sat on a seat and then strapped in. Her father took his place at the pump as her mother and her boyfriend looked on excitedly.  She was wearing a black dress. She had dressed up specifically for the show. Now everyone she knew would be watching this on television. She was blushing and giggling in embarrassment.

“Dad, I think that we can all agree that she really, really deserves this. When you are ready, pump your daughter up.” He smiled as her mother and boyfriend cheered and counted along. He began to pump the crank. His daughter began to rise higher and higher. She covered her face in her hands as she rose higher and higher. She came closer and closer to the sloppy balloon that lingered above her. She closed her eyes as she approached.

Everyone cheered as she went up. The pin burst the balloon sending cream coloured gunge all over her. It poured down the middle of her afro and down her cheeks and dimples. It poured down the front of her face and then all over her legs. Her family were delighted to watch this happen to her. They laughed and cheered. She laughed and shook her head.

“Anything to say for yourself?,” the host asked. “I’m sorry,” she said sheepishly.

Tracey Gold fake messes 1 and 2

 Tracey Gold fake messes 1 and 2