Ally Sheedy fake mess 1,2,3
Saturday, 25 March 2023
AEW Outcasts
AEW Outcasts
The Outcasts in AEW are three of my favourite wrestlers of all time. They are also three of the hottest and naughtiest of all time. Ruby Soho, Toni Storm and Saraya. They were very different from one another, but all very high on my list. They were seen as outsiders in AEW, but they really were the best. The rest of the women in AEW did not like them very much. Toni had been pied in WWE, much to her embarrassment and dismay. Her rivals in AEW decided that they would bring this up.
There was a pay per view match coming up between the
Outcasts and three of their rivals including Jamie Hayter and Britt Baker. In
interviews before the pay per view, the pieing was mentioned and it was stated
that if the Outcasts lost the upcoming match, their opponents would have a much
more embarrassing and messy punishment in store for them. Because, they were
heels this time, the audience would be heartily cheering for this to happen to
them.
The match was a good one. It was a close match that built up the intensity as it went along. As the match drew to a close, the heels tried to double team their opponents, but the opponent ducked up of the way and they ended up running into one another. Their opponents rolled the legal woman up for the win. The losers were in shock. They looked at each other and pointed at one another. They tried to high tail it out of the ring, but were grabbed by the seats of their pants and pulled into the ring as the crowd cheered and chanted for mess. The three Outcasts really sold the whole thing, looking shocked and embarrassed. The winners waived their arms, getting a huge response from the crowd. The winners wagged their fingers and laughed.
A large cart was then pushed out to the ring as everyone chanted for mess and pie. The winner pushed Ruby, Toni and Saraya onto their knees. They were then each handed a creamy pie. There would be no missing this time. It was close range. The winners displayed their pies and wound their arms up as they prepared to let the Outcasts have it. They shook their heads and begged, making their funniest selling faces. Then, to the delight of the crowd, all three were decked with three separate pies. The three winners thrust their pies into the Outcasts’ faces, wildly twisting them around. When the pie tins finally fell to the mat, the three losers’ faces were covered in creamy pie. Their mouths were wide open in shock. They looked at each other and pouted and screamed then looked up at the winners in anger.
They then were each handed a large bucket of leftover spaghetti. They smiled as they looked down at the three losers begging them to spare them. They looked up at the crowd and gave thumbs down when the crowd cheered their approval. All at once, all three tipped the buckets and poured the spaghetti all over the Outcasts. Toni Storm had it all over her sexy body. Ruby Soho’s mouth was wide open with her tongue stuck out and spaghetti all over the top of her head. Saraya stuck her hands out as she gave a shocked face as spaghetti dripped from her hair.
Finally, the winners were handed cans of dog food that took
in each hand. They held their noses and waved their hands at the smell of it.
They made barking noises before dumping the foul smelling dog food out all over
their opponents. They three losers made disgusted, gagging faces and pouted as
blobs of dog food dripped from their faces. They tried to use their flannel
shirts to wipe some of the mess from their faces.
The winners then rolled out of the ring quickly as garbage
poured down from the ceiling all over the Outcasts. The next week on the show
there was a clip of the team in the shower after the messing. While they were
showering, the winners snuck in and stole their clothes and towels. They were
then shown discovering this and having to run down the halls naked, covering
themselves to get to the locker room.
Sunday, 19 March 2023
Lindsey Sloane motor mouth
Lindsey Sloane motor mouth
Lindsay Sloane appeared on numerous shows. She played Alice in a few episodes of the Wonder Years. She was also in numerous sitcoms and films of the late 90’s and early 00’s. She had a high pitched voice that was meant to be annoying, but was actually strangely sexy in a way.
She was picked to star in an episode of another sitcom. Her role was as a date of one of the main character’s friends. The joke was meant to be that everyone wondered why he was dating her because everyone else thought she was very annoying and was a huge nag as well. Lindsay was great at the role. She tried to be as annoying and bitchy as she could. There were scenes where she criticised other women’s clothing, nearly got into a fight with her love interests’ friends and yelled at a bully almost prompting her love interest to get beaten up. He had to flee.
She would constantly get mad at him for not sticking up for her, spending too much time with his friends etc. She would criticise what he wore and ate at every turn in her most annoying voice. It all came to a head when everyone was at a diner eating. Her love interest’s friend made a joke that she did not like so she screamed at him. He just shook his head and walked away. She then flew into a tirade and her date saying that he should no longer be friends with that guy anymore. She then shouted at him calling him names. She said that he had to make a choice between her and his friends.
He looked down at the table and then up at her. “Well then, I guess I have no choice then.” She turned slightly and said “Thank you.” He tapped her on her shoulder. When she turned around, he grabbed a strawberry milkshake off of the table and poured it over her head. Her mouth fell open and she screamed. Everyone in the diner turned and laughed. He then took a plate of French fries that was covered in ketchup and dumped it over her head, leaving the red plastic basket that it was contained in on top of her head.
As she gasped, he shoved some messy hot dogs into her sweater and dumped a basket of nachos over her chest. He then tossed a chocolate milkshake at her. Finally, he took a huge banana split and turned it over onto the top of her head. The fry basket had now fallen off. He smushed the entire thing down on her head, on top of the fries that still stuck to her face and hair. He then smushed one of the bananas in her mouth.
He did not say a word. He shrugged his shoulders and told
her that she should really shut up more as he walked out, leaving her dripping
in banana split, much to her horror.
Sunday, 12 March 2023
Hailey Ostrom everything stunk
Hailey Ostrom everything stunk
Hailey Ostrom is a gorgeous golfer with an amazing body. Hailey was set up by some of her fellow golfers. They bet her that she could not get a hole on one on a short golf course hole. She bet that she could make it. When the bet was made official, she was told that if she did not get the hole in one, there would be a gunge tank waiting for her.
To make it fair, she was given three chances to make the
shot. The first sailed right. The second sailed left. It all came down to her
third and final shot. This time she hit it dead centre. It popped on the green
then began to slow down. It inched closer and closer to the hole, but stopped just
as it was about to fall into the hole. She threw up her club and bent her
knees. She was so close, yet so far.
She was rushed to the gunge tank and placed inside. She pretended to bite her fingernails, looking very nervous. She took a seat crossing her sexy legs. She was told to remove her hat. The other golfers then pulled down on the cord, releasing the mess from above.
Much to her chagrin, what fell onto Hailey appeared to be dog food. It rained down upon her. She shrieked as the thick and sloppy dog food fell all over her body. It was thick like stew. It was soon all over her legs and chest. Her white skirt now covered in stains. She could feel the blobs of thick mess all over her tanned legs. She moved them in and out. She could smell the disgusting aroma that came from between her legs. She closed her eyes as the mess poured over her face and splattered her blonde hair.
It was dripping everywhere. Everyone watching roared with
laughter. They were loving seeing the athletic and gorgeous golf pro covered in
sloppy mess all over her body. She wiggled and squirmed. She could feel the
mess down the back of her neck and beneath her skirt on her underwear.
Everything stunk.
Saturday, 4 March 2023
Fern Brady Hilarious
Fern Brady Hilarious
Fern Brady is a very funny Scottish comedienne. She is also very brave. She has discussed difficult times in her life and in her past. I have nothing but admiration for her as a person and as a comedienne. This story is just a bit of fun and enjoyment and is not meant in any way as disrespectful or anything of the kind. She has a sexy Scottish accent and is a very cool person.
When approached about being on a messy program, she said, “Sure,
I’ll give it a go.” She thought that it would be a bit of good fun. She did not
take herself that seriously and genuinely thought that the idea sounded like a
bit of good fun.
On the show, she was sat in a device that was triggered by a timer. She had a bucket of small rubber balls next to her. Her task was to try to throw the balls and get them to land in a hoop. Each time she made a shot, it would buy her more time. In the meantime, when she missed, the device would be going up and up. Above her was large vat of cafeteria surprise. It was filled with mashed carrots, mushy peas, haggis, tomato sauce and egg salad. The mess formed stripes above her. If she reached the top, she was in for quite a messing.
When she got into position, she looked up. She cringed and
laughed. “Oh my word. I can smell that rubbish from here.” “You had better not
lose then,” the presenter told her. “Yeah, thanks for that,” she replied. “So,
if Ii lose, that rubbish is going to go all over me?,” she asked. “Yes indeed,”
the presenter replied. “Well,” she said in a joking, sarcastic voice,” This
should be interesting.”
She started off and the machine began to move. She started throwing the balls. The first one actually went in the hoop. It slowed the mechanism down. She then threw more. They began to fly off target. She then started to get distracted by the noise and the movement of the machine. It completely threw her off. She threw some more of the balls. They flew wildly, but missed badly. The more she missed her target, the quicker the machine moved.
She looked in all directions and tried to throw as many balls as she could, but they kept missing their mark. Then she felt the machine hit the top. She looked up,” Oh shit,” she said. At that moment the sloppy mess above her erupted down upon her. It poured down on her in layers. It was so sloppy and revolting that the audience audibly gasped. She was soon covered in layers of lumpy, thick orange, green and red. Haggis fell on her and stuck to her face and clothing. She was covered in the mashed carrots, mushy peas and tomato sauce. Finally the layer of egg salad dumped upon her to top the whole thing off.
She shook her head and laughed. The sloppy mess rolled down
her body. She sighed. The presenter then looked at her. “What?,” she joked,
wiping some haggis from her face. “How do I look?,” she asked. “Hilarious,” she
then blurted out.
