Messy Celebrity Polls: December 2023

Sunday, 31 December 2023

Suzanna Hamilton 1984 messes

Suzanna Hamilton played a huge part in the film 1984. There were many nude scenes in the film. There was one scene that wound up on the cutting room floor. She was naked and had her hands tied behind her head. She was being punished for the things that they did not want her to do. They did not physically punish her, but were calling her names and trying to humiliate her. She tried not to react. She looked a lot like Emilia Clark right down to her hair.

Instead of being violent, they were going to embarrass her by covering her in mess. They started by smushing various pies all over her face and naked body. They pushed a cherry pie into her behind and a banana cream pie into her face simultaneously. They then smashed a chocolate cream pie into her vagina and a coconut cream pie into her breasts. They then smushed a lemon meringue pie onto the top of her head. They finally smushed two black forest style cakes into her face and all over her body. She could do nothing but moan. Her body tensed up as she felt the pies thrusting against her body.

They then began to pour some of the disgusting food from the movie all over her. The food looked like gruel, it was lumpy, grey and green. It was dispersed over her. She then had bits of spam and old fish tossed at her. It was smelly and revolting.

They then began to pour beans over her. She bit her lip and said one word, “F***”. She did not want them to know that she was actually getting some kind of perverse pleasure from the whole thing. The sloppy beans poured on her, sticking all over her hair, face and nude body. She blushed inside. She was completely nude and bound. She could only wiggle slightly. Bean juice was now oozing all over her.

She was then treated to a bucket of mushy peas. The soft, sloppy, green gook was dumped upon her. She closed her eyes as mushy peas were dispatched all over her naked body. She was actually quite damp between her legs. Her fuzzy pubic hair was damp with sex juice. Luckily, no one was able to notice this under all of the mess. They kept calling her names.

Their plan did not really work. She did not talk or denounce anything.

Top of the Pops fake mess

Fake mess Top of the Pops

Saturday, 23 December 2023

Chelsea Clinton parents’ revenge

There was a new show involving celebrity parents and their grown up children. The theme was that the parents would be getting the chance to get revenge on their children. That of course meant messy revenge. The first guests were the Clintons. Chelsea Clinton was going to find herself in deep, deep trouble. Part of the show was not telling the person what the show was really about. What was to happen would be coming as a complete surprise. This was going to prove to be a very embarrassing evening to say the least for her.

The host welcomed everyone to the show and then introduced the Clintons. It was the parents, Bill and Hillary Clinton and their daughter Chelsea. Chelsea was quite a shy and reserved person as well. She was a little bit on the nerdy side. She was definitely awkward and quite geeky. The Clintons shook the host’s hand. He welcomed them.

“So, our show is very special. It welcomes celebrity families. There is something really special about the show though, that I am about to explain,” the host said. “Clintons, you love your daughter, right? But I am sure that she can be annoying at times, right?” They replied affirmatively. “I thought so. And Chelsea, you love your parents don’t you?” She replied that she did,” They do so much for you and you want to do something to give something back to them don’t you?” “Um, sure, of course,” she replied. “I thought that you might say that. So, it is only right that they get to slop you isn’t it?” “Yeah, um, no, wait, what?” The parents smiled and laughed. “We think so too, Chelsea come with me.”

He walked with her over to a pillory that had been set up. She was blushing and giggling. “Come on, let’s get you in there,” he teased. She had no other choice but to lean over and get into the pillory. Her parents were grinning from ear to ear. They were loving this. The stocks were closed and Chelsea looked out, blushing. “Please, be nice,” she begged. Her parents laughed, seeing their daughter in this position. It was a parent’s dream come true. The stocks were slightly too small for Chelsea, her large head and hair stuck out like a sore thumb and her chunky behind stuck up in the air. She was bent over. She wore a skirt that when she bent over rode up revealing some of her underwear. “This is awesome,” her mother said. “She definitely deserves this,” her father said.

“Firstly, I think that your lovely daughter deserves a good spanking, don’t you? Who wouldn’t want to spank their grown up daughter on national television?” Her parents went behind her and started to playfully spank their daughter’s behind. The crowd started counting up to ten as they spanked her ass over and over. It was not hard, it was just meant to add to the embarrassment. When they were done, the crowd applauded.

It was now time for the mess. The parents were then given buckets of slop which was in reality food waste that had been collected. Much of it was spaghetti, baked beans, gravy etc.. Each of the parents took their buckets and began to take aim. They then began to dump the slop over their daughter. One took the front and the other the back end, before switching positions. They took their time as they started to dump the slop all over her.

They tipped their buckets and sent the slop down over her face and backside. It poured down her hair and face as well as down her legs. The disgusting looking and smelling mess stuck all over her and slithered its way down her body. Her face and hair were dripping in mess. They then took handfuls and rubbed them around in her face and on her body. They then celebrated when she was completely covered.

They stood and cheered. “That was amazing,” they said. “So parents revenge. This is what it looks like. Anything to say to your parents, Chelsea?” “I love you,” she said, somewhat ironically.

Mina Kimes fake mess 11

Saturday, 16 December 2023

Juliette Lewis I can’t believe I’ve been slimed

Juliette Lewis was a really fun and cool person. She is also someone who had always wanted to get slimed. She saw other celebrities getting slime and thought that it looked like a lot of fun. She began to drop little messages on social media hinting that she had a deep desire to be slimed and slimed properly. She would sometimes be critical of weaker sliminings that she saw. She would make comments such as,” Oh come on. What was that? You can do better than that. You call that a sliming? I’ll show you how it’s done.” She also loved reading about slimings. She became a big fan of a certain website where she would read messy stories about other celebrities. She eagerly awaited a day to come where she might get a mention.

She eventually reached out to the writer. She explained who she was and explained that she had a real desire to be slimed for real. She stated that she had been fantasizing about it for a long time. They decided between them that it was something that they could do for real. They threw caution to the wind and planned for a real sliming. She would send messages saying, seductively, how much she was looking forward to being slimed for real.

They decided to meet somewhere private. Juliette was very excited, nervous and hyped up about the meeting all at the same time. The anticipation was almost unbearable. She wore a pair of black capris pants and a black and white striped shirt. She had no shoes or socks on. She sat eagerly on one leg as she got herself ready. She looked over as he got the slime ready for her. “Here it comes. Here comes the slime. I can’t wait for you to slime me, baby,” she said provocatively.

He smiled as he approached. She laughed and cackled and wiggled as he approached and got himself ready to pour the slime. As he began to raise the slime bucket it he said, “Juliette Lewis, it’s slime time.” She then told him to wait so she could record the moment for posterity. She set up her camera phone and began to record. It really was about to be slime time.

She closed her eyes as he lifted the bucket. He began to tip his bucket. The slime started to pour out from it. It landed on the top of her head and started to drench her. It poured down the sides of her head and then over her face. She let out a muted groan of pleasure as she felt the slime pouring over her. The sensation that she felt throughout her body was one of extreme pleasure. It was like being covered all over in warm sexiness. She could feel it pouring all over her. She leaned back and just let herself go in the moment, allowing her to feel every inch of slime that oozed all over her body. It soaked her clothes and hair. It dripped everywhere. She posed for the camera.

She was soon covered in slime. He then told her that he had a special surprise for her. He turned around and when he returned, he was carrying a pie. She was going to get a pie in the face as well, which she never even dared to dream about. He reached out and pushed the pie in her face. She giggled and stuck her tongue out. She smiled from ear to ear. “I can’t believe I’ve been pied and slimed,” she said.

Natasha Bedingfield fake mess

Sunday, 10 December 2023

Nikki Bella fake mess 4

Olivia Rodrigo Get her back

Olivia Rodrigo made a song called get him back. She never dreamed that one of her ex’s would want to get her back and not in the way that she would have enjoyed. The person that she was writing about did not appreciate having a song like that written about his personal life. He felt that she was a high maintenance diva who had unrealistic expectations of everyone around her. He felt that she was spoiled and did not care whose name she dragged through the mud.

A segment was created on a show that Olivia was to appear on called get them back. She did not know of the existence of this segment when she agreed to be on the show. The presenter mentioned her song and asked her a bit about it. She explained that it was about an ex who she felt mistreated her and how she had mixed emotions about him, but also wanted to get revenge on him. She was then asked what he would say about that. She replied that he would say that she was a witch and that he probably wanted to get her back as well. “Well, we have a real surprise lined up for you tonight Olivia. We have a special guest joining us in the studio tonight and guess what? It just happens to be your ex.” Olivia looked shocked. “Oh no,” she said. “Oh it gets even more fun because you got to have your say with your song, but he has not got to tell his side. You got your revenge through the song, but now he gets to have his revenge on you… In the stocks” Olivia’s mouth fell open and she pointed to herself. She was then lead to the stocks and lowered inside. She almost popped out of her light purple, low cut dress as she leaned over. She gulped as the top of the stocks was lowered.

She shook her head and begged as her ex came in carrying a gigantic pie. The audience was chanting pie her as he approached. He was celebrating and pumping his fist. He was an obnoxious idiot as you would expect. Olivia was the type of person who was attracted to jerks, but then would complain that they were jerks later on, despite the fact that they had been that way all along. Olivia wildly shook her head as he approached.

He came slowly at first before rushing forward. He slammed the pie into her face, pieing her. The pie smashed into her face and into the pillory, sending creamy pie flying in all directions. It made a thud when it collided with her face. He celebrated after he let the pie tin drop, leaving her face dripping in sloppy pie. She rolled her eyes and licked her lips. It was easy to see that he enjoyed doing that to her immensely.

He then was given a bucket of purple gunge that he was then allowed to slowly pour all over her sexy body. He liberally poured it all over her. It soon covered her hair and dripped from her face and breasts. It dripped from her chin and down her body. He took his time, dumping it all over her as best as he could. He laughed and taunted her as he proceeded to dump the gunge all over her.

She was in shock at what was happening. She was even more shocked when he was given a bucket of baked beans to finish her off. She made a messed up face, sticking her tongue out of her mouth sideways as he began to dump the beans all over her. They felt disgusting and cold all over her tanned body. They dripped from her cleavage and chin. She could feel them down her back, on her behind and down the backs of her legs.

As he finished her off, her song, get him back was played on a loop. It kept saying get him back, get him back as he got his revenge upon her.

Sunday, 3 December 2023

Ellie Leach short story

Ellie Leach was doing very well on Strictly come dancing. She was doing a bit too well for some people’s liking. She was doing so well that it began to spark jealousy from the other contestants. They were very jealous of her and wanted to teach her a lesson. They began to devise a plan to humiliate her as much as they possibly could.

It happened after one of the shows. She and her partner were celebrating coming in first in the vote. Confetti and things were falling. It looked a bit chaotic with music playing and things flying all around. The other contestants joined them on the stage. This was usually the part of the show when the hosts thanked everyone and hyped up the following week’s show. This time, some of the other contestants grabbed Ellie from behind and yanked her dress all the way down to the ground. The look on her face was priceless. Her eyes widened and her mouth fell wide open. Her dress was pulled down with such force that her underwear went as well.

Her hands quickly fell to try to bring her dress up and to try to cover her modesty. As you was struggling, another one of her rivals came from behind and threw a large bucket of blue gunge over her head. She screamed as a tidal wave of sloppy gunge poured all over her from above. It poured over her dark hair and down her face, it poured down her body, all over her breasts, down her back, arms and stomach.

They then all ran towards hr carrying various cream pies. They rushed at her and smashed pies all over her body and face. She could nothing but raise her arms as she was splatted with pie after pie. She was soon covered in creamy pie from head to toe. She turned around and was nailed with a pie straight into her naked behind. Her floppy bare bum was splattered with creamy pie.

Her partner had fled by this point, leaving her all alone cowering on stage naked and messy. They then dumped more buckets of pink gunge all over Ellie. She made more shocked, embarrassed faces as the gunge dumped all over her. All she could do was cringe and awkwardly giggle.