Monica Lewinsky messy

 

Monica Lewinsky messy

Monica Lewinsky was a part of a huge scandal when she was younger. Her name remained famous over 20 years later. Somehow she was more attractive all those years later than she had been back when she was famous. The whole thing was slightly embarrassing but it wasn’t anything to really be all that ashamed of. Sometimes it got a little annoying that it was the only thing that anyone ever wanted to talk to her about. On the other hand, she had a really good sense of humour and was more than willing to poke fun at the situation and herself in the right context. Anyway, the massive corruption in the government now made the so called scandals of the past look quaint in comparison.

She was approached with an offer to appear on a comedic sort of gameshow that involved mess. She sort of needed the money and she thought that it would be a good laugh so she agreed. There would be very little mention of a certain former commander in chief which was good as well as far as she was concerned. It was one of those shows where the winning celebrity would have their winnings go to a charity of their choice, which was positive as well. She joked that she was sure that there would have been a lot of politicians who would have loved to have seen her get messy because of all of fuss that she would have been seen to have caused.

The concept of the show was straightforward. There were three celebrities. There was a vat of sloppy tapioca pudding over their heads. That vat would be emptying over one of them. They would have to compete in a Wheel of Fortune style game. There would be puzzles to solve guessing the phrase on the board. Whoever finished last would be getting the tapioca all over them. There would be however many puzzles as would fit into the allotted time for the show. You would also get a certain amount of points for guessing the correct letters depending on where the wheel landed. It was a format that most were familiar with only with a new twist. There was also segments of the wheel that if landed on would add to the vat above.

On the first spin, someone landed on butterscotch which caused tons of the sticky substance to unload into the vat. Monica grimaced. She was hoping that she would not finish last. She was actually a very intelligent person despite how she was sometimes portrayed in the media, so she had as good a chance as anyone at doing well.

The first puzzle was a very long phrase and it took ages for someone to guess it. Everyone received some points. Monica was actually in the lead for most of the round, having guessed a lot of the correct letters, but someone else actually got the correct answer. In the next round everyone landed on Bankrupt at least once, evening things out again. Someone also landed on pies. This caused six pies to be loaded into launch position. It was explained that the loser would now have these pies launched at them as well. Monica just laughed. This could be very embarrassing for someone. It would be funny though, in her mind at least.

The game progressed and it was really close. Monica was in second place, but not too far behind the person in the lead as the last round started. Everyone was doing well at guessing the letters correctly. Someone landed on a portion of the wheel that read slime. Gooey pink slime was then loaded into the vat as well. Time then was running out. It was a speed round. Monica was behind, but whoever got the final puzzle would probably be the winner. It became very tense at this point. It was a difficult puzzle as well. It came down to luck. It came down to the person who got to guess when only one letter was missing. As fate would have it, it was not Monica. Her opponent guessed correctly. He celebrated. Monica realised at that moment that she had finished last. It was not announced immediately, however.

The scores were then revealed. Monica’s score was just under the other two contestants. She had managed to finish last. She giggled as she realised what was about to happen. She wore a slightly tight and sexy purple dress. “I guess my dress is going to get a lot of mess on it,” she joked. The host joked that she should be used to that. She shook her head and laughed.

She closed her eyes. The tapioca pudding from the vat began to unload itself upon her. She giggled as it poured over her head, down her dark hair, over her face and down her dress. As this was happening, the pies were launched at her. One after another they flew at her with some for. Pie after pie collided with her curvy body. One hit her square in the face. Another on the side. She laughed as she was covered.

The pudding dumped all over her. It was then topped with the sloppy butterscotch that was to come next. She flung her arms as it poured down upon her. It was then followed by the thick pink slime that covered her almost entirely. She shook her head. Her dark hair was covered in mess. Her curvy body was layered in sloppy mess. Pie plates fell from her body to the floor.

The host thanked her for being a good sport and thanked the contestants. A slow motion replay was played of the whole thing.