Zach vs. Julie Ertz

 

Zach vs. Julie Ertz

Zach Ertz was a successful tight end. His wife Julie was a player for the US women’s soccer team. They were both very good athletes at the top of their field. There was always a bit of back and forth over who was the best athlete in the family. Things could get a little competitive between the two in this regard. Julie also enjoyed doing pranks on her husband as well. She really enjoyed embarrassing him. She decided that she was going to set up a bit of a competition for the two on a national sports talk show to see who the better athlete really was. She set it up so there would be messy consequences for the loser. She was very much looking forward to defeating and humiliating her husband for everyone to see.

It was built up as a battle of husbands vs. wives. Zach vs. Julie Ertz. They were a very athletic couple. Julie loved the build-up. She kept imagining how things would go. She imagined defeating her husband and trashing him. She began to send him messages including on social media teasing him. “I am going to kick your ass”, “I cannot wait to trash you.”, “It is going to be so embarrassing.”, “You are going to get it”. He responded back by saying,” We will see.” She was enjoying this way too much. The game was not rigged though, so the results would actually be fair.

The competition was promoted on the show. Julie built it up on social media so everyone they knew would be watching. Their friends and family were rooting them on including both of their teammates. It was husband vs. wife.

“Today on our show we have two fantastic athletes, Zach and Julie Ertz. They are husband and wife and they will be competing to see who the better athlete is once and for all. Let’s welcome them to the show.” They came in together wearing their jerseys and shorts. They were smiling. “So Zach and Julie you will be taking on one another today. This is a big deal. One of you will get not only bragging rights, but will get to mess the loser up on national television. A lot is at stake,” one of the hosts said. “Well, I am going to win and it is going to be a dream come true to get to trash my husband in front of the world,” Julie bragged. The host then turned to Zach,” We will see. I wouldn’t be too overconfident if I was you. It might come back to bite you.” “Well as a consequence for whoever loses, we have a lovely pie, a bucket of baked beans and a bucket of green slime ready and waiting to be used. Someone will be getting the pleasure of dumping it all over their spouse.” Julie pointed and her husband and said,” It’s going to be you,” she laughed.

There was a series of five games. There was a pass catching competition which Zach won. There was a soccer kicking competition which Julie won. There was then a throwing competition which Zach won. Julie then narrowly won a competition where you had to block balls from going into a goal. It all came down to the fifth game. It was a three point shooting competition. They had done all they could to make sure it was a level playing field. This would be a close one. They each got five shots and would take it in turn. Zach missed his first shot. Julie missed hers as well. Zach then made his second. Julie tied it up at one a piece after two shots. Julie made her third, but Zach missed his. In turn Julie missed her fourth but Zach made his. It was tied at two shots a piece going into the final shot. Zach went first. His shot bounced, but clanked in. It was then Julie’s turn. She had to make this shot or she would lose. If she made it, it would be a tie and it would go to sudden death. She jumped and shot. The shot bounced just as her husband’s had done. It bounced again, but instead of going in, it bounced out again. By the smallest of margins, Zach had won. He celebrated. He jumped up and down. Julie blushed. She bent over, covering her face with her hands. She shook her head. Zach pointed at his wife. “Who’s laughing now? You asked for this,” he reminded her. She could not believe she lost.

A chair was brought out. Julie sat herself on the chair reluctantly. She blushed and laughed. She was the one who lost and was now about to receive the punishment at the hands of her husband. Her shorts rode up as she sat down. She tried to lower her head. “Zach, this has got to be sweet. I bet you have always dreamed of doing this to your wife. She definitely deserves this.” “Oh yeah. I am going to enjoy every minute of this.” Julie shook her head and laughed as her husband was handed a chocolate cream pie. She begged him not to do this. “You wanted this,” he reminded her again.

He placed his hand upon her shoulder. He took aim and smashed the pie directly into her face, twisting it around wildly. Julie attempted to move, but that just caused the chair to almost turn over. She felt the tinge of embarrassment as the pie connected with her face. It was her husband twisting the pie in her face. She had imagined pieing him and now he was getting his revenge on her. Her face was covered in chocolate pie filling and cream. The pie crust fell from the top of her head and her face. She could do nothing but laugh. Her face dripped with globs of pie.

He then took the bucket of beans and stood behind her. He began to pour the beans all over her. They washed down her blonde hair and then down her face and over her jersey. Some beans fell down her neck and into her shirt. He then moved the bucket around so the beans dumped all over her body. They fell onto her short and all over her legs, saturating her socks as well. She could feel the beans and their juice all over her body. Her clothes and legs were soaked in bean juice.

He then finished her off with the slime. She closed her eyes as he poured sloppy slime all over her. The slime coated her hair and poured down her face. Only her smile was visible. She flung her hands and stomped her feet as she was slimed by her husband. He made it as slow and as thorough as he could, making sure to cover her with it as much as possible. He then placed the bucket over her head as a final insult.

Julie could only laugh as slimy mess dripped from her sexy athletic body. There were floods of messages in comments that came through about Julie getting trashed. She had deserved what happened to her for sure and everyone enjoyed seeing it happen.