Katie Waissel messed by Cher Lloyd

The following is a work of fiction. Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel may be very good friends in real life. It is just for entertainment purposes. For the record I think Katie is great and she was treated unfairly by the media and the public. I think she is a really great person. I wouldn't want anyone to read this story and to think otherwise.



Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd hated each other. It was much worse than anyone in the media even realized. They argued and fought behind the scenes of X Factor during the entire show. There was bitchiness and jealousy from both sides. Most of the venom came from Cher though. She was insecure and self involved. She really believed that she was the best and would be the one who would win. She thought that Katie was a loser. When the public disliked Katie, Cher thought that this was hilarious. The public were silly enough to feel that way about Katie. Katie was a nice person who had been bullied and treated like crap her whole life. There was something about Katie that people didn’t like for some reason. Part of it was definitely jealousy. Other women were sometimes jealous of Katie and hated her for just being herself. The way Cher felt about her was similar. She though that it was funny that Katie was always in the bottom two, despite, clearly being one of the better singers in the competition. Katie, of course, did not think much of Cher, but she tried to just ignored her. Katie saw how Cher acted towards some of the other acts and it disgusted her. Cher made no secret that she thought that Katie was a bit of nerd and a weirdo.

At the Pride of Britain awards, the girls’ mentor, Cheryl Cole received a pie in the face. Cher and Katie sat next to each other watching this. “I would love to see that happen to you,” Cher said under her breath. “You know what Cher. I would love to see that happen to you as well. In fact driving a creamy pie in your face would be like a dream come true,” Katie replied. “I tell you what then,” Cher said, “Why don’t we make a little side bet. Whoever gets eliminated from the competition first will have to get covered in mess by the other person.” “That’s fine with me Cher. You really deserve it.” “That may be,” Cher replied,” But at the end of the day, I am pretty confident that it is going to be you covered from head to toe in pies and other mess. I am going to enjoy every minute of it as well. I am going to humiliate you in front of the entire world.”

The hours passed and Katie thought to herself,” I think I am being set up here. I have been in the bottom two for ages. I am, clearly going to be eliminated before Cher. I can’t win here.” It wasn’t so much that Katie minded getting messy, it was the fact that Cher would have won. Cher would really enjoy rubbing it in her face, literally. Whereas, Katie was a kind person, Cher would love the chance to humiliate someone, especially someone that she thought that she was better than. Cher would never let her back out of this bet either. Katie just had to resign herself to the fact that Cher was going to get the chance to humiliate her in front of the entire country. Katie had been through much worse things than this in her life though and could make it through it. She was definitely the bigger person. After all, Cheryl had been pied spectacularly and she seemed fine with it. Again, it was not the prospect of getting messy that really bothered Katie, it was the fact that Cher was going to be loving it.

Of course, the inevitable happened, and Katie was eliminated from the competition several weeks before Cher was. After the show, during the Xtra Factor, Cher went to Konnie Huq, the host and told her about the bet. All the other contestants were aware of the bet the week before the show. They were divided amongst themselves over who they wanted to see get messy. Most people had been routing for Cher to finally get what was coming to her though. During Xtra Factor, Konnie spoke with Katie about being voted off the show. “So, Katie,” Konnie said,” A little bird told us that there was a little side bet between yourself and one Cher Lloyd.” “Yeah, there was,” Katie said quietly, squinting and looking down at the floor. “We agreed that whoever was eliminated first was going to have to be messed by the one still in the competition. It looks like I lost. My big mouth getting me into trouble again.” She looked dejected, but tried to put on a brave face. With that the X Factor music came on and Cher came out on the stage, wheeling along with her a pillory. She brought it to the centre of the stage. Katie’s mouth fell open in shock. She then laughed embarrassingly. She was turning red. With anger and embarrassment.

Cher took the microphone. “Katie’s going in the stocks,” she shouted. The crowd cheered. Cher pumped her fist in the air. She lifted the top of the pillory up and displayed it for all to see, indicating, Katie would be secured into it. “It’s all ready for you,“ she said. Konnie lead Katie to the stocks. She tiptoed nervously, kicking her shoes off as held Konnie’s hand and walked over to the stocks. Cher pointed and laughed, taunting her. Katie was instructed by Konnie that she had to put her neck and wrists in the proper holes and the top would be lowered and secured. Katie stepped up and lowered her neck into the large hole in the middle of the pillory. She then put her arms into the other two slots. Konnie brushed her hair forward so it would not get caught in the stocks. The top of the stocks was lowered over Katie. “Lock the bitch in,” Cher said. Konnie locked the side of the pillory, securing Katie in. Katie was now completely helpless and at Cher’s mercy. Cher walked straight up to Katie’s face. There was no escape from the mess now. “I am going to love this,” she said, “I own you now, Katie. You deserve what you are going to get and I am going to love giving it to you.” “Please, Cher, why are you doing this to me? Why do you hate me so much?,” Katie asked. “You just aren’t in my class that’s all. You need to know where your place is. Anyway Katie, if you beg for mercy, I might take it easy on you.” “I won’t beg. I have dignity, unlike you Cher,” Katie replied. “Oh come on Katie, beg, tell the world how great I am and how much you suck.” “I won’t do that Cher. Do your worst. I will never beg you.”

The pies and buckets of mess were held at the side of the stage behind the curtain. Katie could not see what was in store for her. All she could do was look down at the floor or out at the audience, most of whom were laughing at her and taking pictures. Cher grabbed a pie first. “This is a moment I have been waiting for, for a long, long time,” Cher said. She took the pie and showed it to the audience. She then walked up to Katie. She stood in front of her showing her the pie. Katie grimaced. Cher suck her tongue out. “You are going to get nailed,” she said. “Ladies and gentlemen, get your cameras ready because you are not going to want to miss this,” Cher said. She started chanting pie, pie,pie, pumping her fist and getting the crowd to chant along. “Oh yes, it’s pie time, Katie.” Katie closed her eyes and scrunched up her nose. Cher leaned back and thrust her hand forward, driving the pie directly into Katie’s face. She kept her hand on the pie and rubbed around and around with some force in Katie’s face. She took the time to relish the moment. The feeling of pieing Katie was amazing. She made sure that Katie was completely creamed. The pie covered her face and blobs stuck to her hair. Cher let go of the pie. The tin stuck to Katie’s face for a moment before falling to the floor with a ping. This revealed a totally pied Katie. Her face was completely covered in the soft whipped cream. She could not even attempt to clear her eyes, all she could do was try to lick her lips. A blob of pie fell from her nose onto the stage floor. Cher was kind enough to clear her eyes for her, so she didn’t miss anything. Cher took her finger and scraped some of the pie from Katie’s nose. She stuck her finger in her mouth and said that it was tasty and that Katie should be thanking her for serving her such a nice pie.

Cher then took a second pie. This time she went around the back to Katie’s backside. Cher lifted Katie’s dress up revealing her underwear. They were white with multicoloured graffiti on them. Cher took the pie, leaned back and thrust the pie directly into Katie’s backside. Katie gasped. Cher rubbed the pie on Katie’s behind and down the backs of her legs. She let the tin stick again for a second before removing it. The cream covered Katie’s underwear and oozed down the backs of her legs. Cher then lowered Katie’s dress again. She then took her hand and smushed the pie into her dress.

Cher then took several more pies and brought them to Katie. She stood back this time and started throwing them Katie from all directions. She threw the first at Katie’s right side. She stood back alt the pie fly. It hit Katie in the chest and exploded, sending pie everywhere. She went to the other side and did the same. Pie flew with force hitting Katie’s body. In a moment she was left covered from head to toe in pie. It dripped and oozed down her slender body. Her dress was almost unrecognizable under the piles of pie that covered Katie.

Katie thought to herself, “What else can she do to me? I am already completely trashed.” She heard Cher then say, “Who wants to see some gunge? I hope you like gunge you little whore,” Cher whispered to Katie. She then produced a huge bucket of bright blue gunge. She brought it over to Katie. She stuck her finger in and flicked some into Katie’s face. She then lifted the bucket. She started pouring the gunge over Katie’s head first. It fell onto her hair, completely messing it up and soaking it in gunge. The gunge then poured down Katie’s face. It dripped down her forward and nose. She closed her eyes as it fell over her eyes and cheeks, dripping from her nose and chin onto the floor. Katie tried to spit and blow some of the gunge out onto the floor below her. Cher then moved the bucket back, sending gunge all over Katie’s body. It fell down her neck and back, all over her arm pits and down her breasts. Cher moved the bucket further r down Katie’s back, sending thick gunge onto Katie, coating her body. She then moved the bucket over Katie’s behind and down her legs. The gunge oozed and drip downwards, soaking Katie’s body and leaving large puddles of gunge beneath her. Cher stood back and admired her work for a second.

Next Cher brought out a number of different cans of food. She noted that these were all expired and were no longer edible, but were perfect for what she was about to do with them. Cher took the first can which was tomato soup and started to pour it onto Katie’s back and arms. The next tin was baked beans. She tipped these down onto Katie’s head , the beans pouring on Katie’s head and running down her face. The next can was a can of Tuna fish. Cher took the can and dropped the tuna onto Katie’s head. It stuck to the top of her head, some dripping down her face. The next can was filled with fruit salad. Cher sprinkled this up and down Katie’s body. It stuck all over the gunge and pie that already covered her. She then took a tin of spaghetti hoops and poured them down the back of Katie’s neck. They fell into her dress and down into her cleavage. They also oozed down her arms and over her arm pits. Cher took the last can that contained mushy peas and poured it right down the back of Katie’s dress. When the can was empty, Cher took her hand sand smushed it onto Katie’s back, sending mushy peas squirting out the top of her dress. Katie was now covered not only in gunge and pie but a mish mash of disgusting expired canned foods.

Cher stood in front of Katie, pointed and laughed. She taunted Katie. She stood next to the trashed singer and posed for photos. Her mouth open smiling, pointing at Katie. “You just got owned Katie. That’s what you get. Sorry.” Katie was released from the stocks by Konnie. Konnie put on her sympathetic face. “Katie, how are you feeling?” Konnie asked. Katie wiped some of the mess from her face. “I’ll be fine. I’m a bit messy right now. It’s a little embarrassing, but I’ll be ok. I’ll never sink to other people’s level. I want to thank all my fans and everyone who voted for me. A little mess never hurt anyone. I hope people can see who I really am now and who other people really are.

A messy Katie waived to the audience as they cheered for her. She walked off stage and back to her dressing room to have a shower.