Maria Taylor makes a bet

 

Maria Taylor makes a bet

Maria Taylor hosted the NFL pregame show. Before one of the big games, everybody made their picks for the game. Maria was the only one to pick the team that she did. They all made fun of her for the pick. They all felt that she did not really know what she was talking about. She, nonetheless, insisted that she was very confident that her pick would be the winner. Someone suggested that if she was so confident, that she may want to make a bet on the game. She agreed to the bet before knowing what she was agreeing to. They then mentioned that if her team lost, she would have to be gunged. She did not like the sound of that but she was still confident and felt that she could not back down. She wanted to prove that she knew what she was talking about.

The game was a decisive loss for Maria’s team. Maria could not believe it. She was aghast. She was dressed in a suit jacket with buttons. She had a skirt on, but it did not look like she did. Her long legs stuck out. This was going to be embarrassing.

The rest of team gathered together and got the gunge ready. Maria was pointing and laughing. “Please, no. Don’t do this,” she pleaded. The gunge was dark purple. It was in an enormous bucket. It took three of the team to be able to lift the bucket. Maria grimaced and braced herself.

“Here we go,” one of the team said. They lifted the bucket in the air over Maria. They tipped the bucket and began to pour the gunge over her. She screamed as the gunge poured over her. It poured down over her head and down onto her face and over her black hair. It poured down over her shoulders and down the front of her jacket. More poured down her back and then down over upon her long legs. She was being showered in sloppy gunge. Gunge dripped from her nose and chin. She could feel the gunge all over her body. She was absolutely soaked in gunge.

They then brought out a large creamy pie. Maria said, “No, no, no, you can’t.” The pie was then thrust into her face. She screamed as the pie engulfed her face. Her whole face was covered in mounds of creamy pie. She could do nothing but shrug her shoulders and laugh.

Joy Taylor fake mess

 Joy Taylor fake mess

Jacy Jayne short story

 

Jacy Jayne short story

Jacy Jayne appeared on television show where they always had messy situations. Jacy was placed in a situation with her friend and former tag team partner Gigi Dolin. Jacy was sat in a seat with a large balloon of gunge above her head. Gigi had to play a game to determine whether Jacy would be getting the gunge or not. She had the task of naming a number of fruits and vegetables in sixty seconds. She had to name 20 in that amount of time. It seemed like it would be easy to do, but looks can be deceiving.

Gigi started out strong naming quite a few in quick succession. It began to get more difficult. She began to struggle more and more. She began to stumble upon her words. Jacy was cheering her on. She wanted to avoid the gunge. She was warned not to cheat at this point. She was tempted to say some answers. She was reminded not to help.

Finally, the sixty seconds ended. Jacy screamed, “Noooo!” The balloon was burst. Dark purple gunge began to fall all over Jacy. The balloon basically exploded. The gunge was soon all over her. Jacy held her hands out in front of her. There was gunge all over her. Gunge covered her hair and ran down her nose and cheeks. She had gunge over her shoulders, on her lap and all over her legs. She had been showered in sloppy gunge. Gigi laughed at her, as did the audience.

All she could do was smile and wave. She stuck her tongue out and made funny face.

Mina Kimes fake messes 13- 17

 Mina Kimes fake messes 13- 17

The Donnas vs. another band

 

The Donnas vs. another band

The Donnas were an all-female rock band. They appeared on a show where they were up against an all-male band. The bands were up for a vote. The winners would get to mess the losers. Throughout the show, both bands made pleas to the audience to vote for them to be saved. Neither band wanted to lose. The Donnas were nervous, but they were really cool women and kind of thought the idea of getting messed might be pretty fun.

As the show went on the tension began to build. Everyone wondered who would be the losers and who would be the winners. Finally, it was time for the results. The two bands were gathered together at center stage. The host was ready to make the announcement. “We can now announce that the band that lost the vote and will be getting messed are…. The Donnas.” They all laughed in embarrassment. They were all dressed in t-shirts and skirts.

Four chairs were brought out and each of the ladies were sat in one. They looked at each other and laughed. They held one another’s hands. The male band each took a position behind one of the band members.

They were then each given a bucket. The buckets were filled with leftovers. There was every kind of leftover food all mixed together. It smelled atrocious and looked revolting. The ladies looked back and begged them not to do this. The guys were smiling and laughing. They were really enjoying this.

It was finally time for the messing. The guys lifted the buckets. They then tipped them over the ladies. They screamed and squealed as the leftovers started falling all over them. There was globs of all matter of mess. There was bean dip, scrambled eggs, gravy, rice, noodles and spaghetti among other things.

The ladies soon were being covered in revolting leftovers. The leftovers fell all over them. They fell onto their heads and down onto their bodies. Mess fell all over their tops, down their skirts and on their legs. They were laughing hysterically. They shook their heads and stuck their tongues out, blushing.

The other band then got to play their song as the ladies wallowed in the mess.

Emma Stone fake mess 6

 Emma Stone fake mess 6

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

 

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

Penelope Cruz was hired to do a commercial for a make your own burrito restaurant. She was going to get to demonstrate making her own burrito. It was going to be a human burrito though. She sat down onto a giant tortilla.

“You can have anything you want. Like beef, chicken or even vegetarian beef. These three items were poured all over her. “Then add your veggies. Peppers, onions, mushrooms.” These three things then rained down upon her. They stuck all over her hair and face.

“They have two different kinds of rice.” Both kinds of rice poured down upon her. “And two kinds of beans.” She was then greeted with black beans falling all over her followed by pinto beans. She tried to keep her smile.

“You can then get some salad, lettuce, tomato, corn.” Right on que she was covered in shredded lettuce, diced tomato and corn salsa. “Shredded cheese, salsa. No problem.” Shredded cheese was dumped all over her followed by thick salsa. It was thick and red and fell all over her.

“What about sour cream or queso?” Thick sour cream dumped all over her followed by thick cheese sauce like queso.

“I know you like guacamole as well.” Guacamole was then dumped upon her. She was like a tie dye of different colours and messes.

“So you see, we have everything you need. You can build your own burrito with us. She then rolled around on the tortilla and wrapped herself up like it was a blanket.

Ingy What would you do fake mess

 Ingy What would you do fake mess