Maria Taylor makes a bet

 

Maria Taylor makes a bet

Maria Taylor hosted the NFL pregame show. Before one of the big games, everybody made their picks for the game. Maria was the only one to pick the team that she did. They all made fun of her for the pick. They all felt that she did not really know what she was talking about. She, nonetheless, insisted that she was very confident that her pick would be the winner. Someone suggested that if she was so confident, that she may want to make a bet on the game. She agreed to the bet before knowing what she was agreeing to. They then mentioned that if her team lost, she would have to be gunged. She did not like the sound of that but she was still confident and felt that she could not back down. She wanted to prove that she knew what she was talking about.

The game was a decisive loss for Maria’s team. Maria could not believe it. She was aghast. She was dressed in a suit jacket with buttons. She had a skirt on, but it did not look like she did. Her long legs stuck out. This was going to be embarrassing.

The rest of team gathered together and got the gunge ready. Maria was pointing and laughing. “Please, no. Don’t do this,” she pleaded. The gunge was dark purple. It was in an enormous bucket. It took three of the team to be able to lift the bucket. Maria grimaced and braced herself.

“Here we go,” one of the team said. They lifted the bucket in the air over Maria. They tipped the bucket and began to pour the gunge over her. She screamed as the gunge poured over her. It poured down over her head and down onto her face and over her black hair. It poured down over her shoulders and down the front of her jacket. More poured down her back and then down over upon her long legs. She was being showered in sloppy gunge. Gunge dripped from her nose and chin. She could feel the gunge all over her body. She was absolutely soaked in gunge.

They then brought out a large creamy pie. Maria said, “No, no, no, you can’t.” The pie was then thrust into her face. She screamed as the pie engulfed her face. Her whole face was covered in mounds of creamy pie. She could do nothing but shrug her shoulders and laugh.