Dua Lipa Wild Animal Games
Dua Lipa had grown up watching messy shows. She had been a fan since she was a kid. She loved the idea of people getting messy. She was happy to appear on a messy show when she was approached. For her part of the show, it was set up like the quiz section on Wild Animal Games. There would be two teams. One member of the team was a contestant, the other a celebrity. The player was playing on behalf of the celebrity. If the contestant lost a round, their celebrity would be the one placed in the messy device for that round. There were to be two rounds. The first one would have the pie guillotine. The second would have the bucket dump.
Dua Lipa was still hoping that her contestant would win both
rounds meaning that she would avoid the mess. We would see how that went for
her. Each round had three questions. In the first round each contestant got one
answer correct. It would come down to the third question. Dua Lipa had her
fingers crossed now. The other contestant buzzed in, however and happened to
get the question correct. He and his celebrity celebrated. Dua Lipa frowned and
pouted.
The host then chimed in, “Well, your player lost the first round, so we all know what that means.” The audience cheered. “It means that you, Dua Lipa are going to the pie guillotine. Please follow me.” She pouted as she was walked over. She wore a little black skirt and top with matching boots. She climbed up and lay down in her spot. She looked up as the bar was lowered around her neck. She wiggled her body as she looked up at the pie above her face. It was now time to count down. On the count of three a monkey would pull down on the device to release the pie onto Dua Lipa.
Everyone counted down, “Three…two…one.” The monkey pulled the device. The enormous pie fell from above and landed with an enormous splat right on Dua Lipa’s face. She was instantly covered in pie from the neck upwards. She lie there helpless with her face covered in cream pie. She wiggled her legs and fingers. The host then lifted the bar and allowed her to sit up. She was able to remove some of the crust, allowing it to roll down her body. She now had to stand for the entire second round with her face and hair covered in pie.
The second round, was not as close. The other team got all three answers correct. Dua Lipa’s team lost again. “Ok, what do we have for the loser of round two? Why it is custard in the bucket dump. Now we have a choice for our contestant. If you want you could be nice and take the spot in the bucket dump, or we could put Dua Lipa in there and she could take a second messing. What would you rather do?” The audience had their own ideas. Dua Lipa looked at him and batted her eyelashes, pleading with him. “I’m sorry, let’s send Dua Lipa to the bucket dump.” She made a shocked face as she was lead over to the bucket dump.
She took her seat, reluctantly. Once again, on the count of
three the lever would be pulled, releasing the custard onto Dua Lipa. Everyone
counted down. “Three…two..one.” Dua Lipa closed her eyes as the lever was
pulled on her. The custard came rushing out from above. It poured down over her
face and hair and then down her body. It fell down her shoulders and her chest.
It got all over her legs. She was soon covered in the custard.
She shook her head and laughed. She clapped as best she
could, though her hands were covered in custard. She stuck her tongue out the
side of her mouth.
