Sunday, 12 January 2025

Iyo Sky short story

 

Iyo Sky short story

Iyo Sky was voted by her Damage Control teammates to take a messing. She wore a white fluffy jumper and short black shorts. Her teammates got together to plan the whole thing.


They started with pink gunge. They took a large bucket of gunge and approached Iyo from behind. She received no warning that the gunge was about to come her way. Iyo closed her eyes as the gunge was dumped over her. It poured over her head and down her body. It poured all over her legs. She was sat on the ground with her legs in front of her. She screamed and cursed when she felt the gunge all over her.


They then took a bucket of green gunge and began to dump it over Iyo. She curled up as she was showered with the gunge. It poured down upon her head and then over her body. She was no dripping in gunge.


Next, each of her teammates were given a pie. They ran at Iyo and each smashed their pie in her face. Her face was covered in a layer of thick pie. The residual mess fell around her neck and shoulders. They then took more pies and smashed them into Iyo’s body. They pied her legs and chest. She peeled a pie tin from her face and laughed.

She stood up and ran at the others trying to get them messy as well.

Erin Andrews fake mess 3

 Erin Andrews fake mess 3



Monday, 30 December 2024

Linda Fiorentino old tortellini

 

Linda Fiorentino old tortellini

Linda Fiorentino was going to be treated to some pasta, but it would be in a situation that she could not have foreseen. She was positioned under the bucket dump. She was representing one of her co-stars. He had to answer some questions correctly. If he managed to answer three out of five correctly, she would be saved. However, if he got three or more wrong, she would get the pasta.


For the first four questions, he alternated between correct and incorrect answers. It would all come down to the final question. The longer the game went on, the more the tension was building. Linda was looking decidedly nervous. She had her fingers crossed. It would all come down to this. Her co-star waited and thought about the answer for some time. He did not seem to know the answer. He would have to guess. Everything then paused while the results were about to be announced. The host then told her co-star,” Oh so close, but you were wrong. You know what that means.” Linda held her hands over her mouth. She nervously gulped.


Her co-star was going to get to do the honours. She wore a black dress that was short on top and a bit silky on the bottom. She shook her head in disbelief. It was now time for her to be faced with the pasta and she was going to be getting a ton of it.


He walked over the lever. He mouthed telling her that he was sorry. The host then gave the signal. He yanked down on the lever. The pasta began to fall from the first container to the second and then all over Linda. It was tortellini mainly. It was red and orange from the sauce that covered it. It landed on top of her head and then rolled down her face and neck. Tons of it rolled down her chest. It stuck to her body and head. Globs of the mess stuck to her dark hair. She threw her hands up. She shook her head. The audience was roaring with laughter at what they were witnessing. Her co-star chuckled, but tried not to laugh too hard at her.


She looked up and gave two thumbs up. She shook her head. Giant blobs fell from her face and hair. She was covered in the sauce as well.

Rhea Ripley fake mess 3

 Rhea Ripley fake mess 3



Saturday, 21 December 2024

Heidi Gardner am I annoying

 

Heidi Gardner am I annoying

Heidi Gardner was quite a funny person. She was one of the actresses on Saturday Night Live. There was a sketch on the show where she played a haughty, self-absorbed rich woman. She was talking about how great she was and how other people were basically not as good as her. The other actress in the sketch was getting angrier with her. She was very good at being annoying.


You could see that the other woman was getting close to her breaking point. She grabbed a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs and tossed it over Heidi’s head. The whole bowl stuck to her head. Spaghetti and meatballs dripped from her face and hair. She shook her head and licked her lips, making a funny face. “How dare you!,” she uttered.


The woman did not stop there. She took a bottle of chocolate syrup, opened it and began to squeeze the chocolate sauce all over her. She squirted it all over the front of her shirt and into her face. She shook her head angrily.

The lady then dumped a tray of macaroni and cheese over Heidi’s head after removing the bowl. Masses of yellow mac and cheese poured all over Heidi. Heidi made one of her trademark funny faces. Macaroni and cheese stuck all over her head and poured down her face. She shook her head in anger and disgust.

The woman then sprayed her with mustard. She grimaced and shrugged her shoulders. Her clothing was completely covered in thick yellow mustard. The woman then began to squeeze brown mustard out all over her head. It fell in crisscrossing lines of mustard.


Finally, a Mexican casserole was dumped onto Heidi. It had layer upon layer of mess. It rolled down out of its container all over Heidi’s head.

Anna BT Flatmates fake

 Anna BT Flatmates fake mess