Monday 4 November 2024

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

 

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

Penelope Cruz was hired to do a commercial for a make your own burrito restaurant. She was going to get to demonstrate making her own burrito. It was going to be a human burrito though. She sat down onto a giant tortilla.


“You can have anything you want. Like beef, chicken or even vegetarian beef. These three items were poured all over her. “Then add your veggies. Peppers, onions, mushrooms.” These three things then rained down upon her. They stuck all over her hair and face.

“They have two different kinds of rice.” Both kinds of rice poured down upon her. “And two kinds of beans.” She was then greeted with black beans falling all over her followed by pinto beans. She tried to keep her smile.


“You can then get some salad, lettuce, tomato, corn.” Right on que she was covered in shredded lettuce, diced tomato and corn salsa. “Shredded cheese, salsa. No problem.” Shredded cheese was dumped all over her followed by thick salsa. It was thick and red and fell all over her.

“What about sour cream or queso?” Thick sour cream dumped all over her followed by thick cheese sauce like queso.


“I know you like guacamole as well.” Guacamole was then dumped upon her. She was like a tie dye of different colours and messes.


“So you see, we have everything you need. You can build your own burrito with us. She then rolled around on the tortilla and wrapped herself up like it was a blanket.

Ingy What would you do fake mess

 Ingy What would you do fake mess





Sunday 27 October 2024

Michelle Pfeiffer plays a teacher

 

Michelle Pfeiffer plays a teacher

Michelle Pfeiffer played a teacher in some of her films. In one film her students were competing against another class in a competition. The reward for winning would be to dump mess all over their teacher. Her character was conflicted. She wanted her students to do well, but she did not want to end up covered in mess. The two teachers both felt the same way. The tension began to build even before the competition started.


The competition was a quiz. It was the usual format where each team could buzz in to make a guess. If they got it right they would get a point, if they got it wrong, the other team would get the point. It was a very close match up. Each team got some right and some wrong. The tension began to mount as the competition went on. Michelle was in a situation where she was routing against her class. She looked very nervous. As the game progressed, she began to look more and more anxious. The other teacher looked the same. Who was it going to be?


Things were still very close as the time ran low. It was all going to come down to the last question. Michelle’s class buzzed in and answered. It was all down to this. The answer they gave ended up being correct. Michelle made a funny face and shook her head. She blushed and covered her face with her hands. She was going to be the unlucky one to get covered in mess. Everyone cheered. Everyone wanted to see this including the other class and the other teacher. The other teacher breathed a sigh of relief. She had just missed out on the messing of a lifetime. It was to be Michelle Pfeiffer.


A chair was brought out to the center of the stage. The whole school filled the auditorium to watch this. She took her seat and shook her head. She looked very embarrassed. If she was embarrassed now, it was nothing compared to what was going to happen to her next.

The winning students came forward. They were smiling and laughing. They were looking forward to doing this. They had wanted to do this for a very long time. Coming her way would be cafeteria mess that had been saved up for the past week. It was a disgusting conglomeration of many different leftovers from the cafeteria.

The principal said, “Is everyone ready for this?” Everyone cheered. Michelle shook her head. “Well hear it comes for Miss Pfeiffer.” Her whole body tensed up as the mess was brought forward. Everyone then counted down. “Three… two…. One”


The mess was tipped over her head. The students doing it were relishing the chance to do this. Down the sloppy mess came. It poured down over her head, smushing into her face and hair. It rolled down over her face. She stuck her tongue out and gagged a little because of the atrocious stench of the mess. She could hear the laughing and cheering as everyone witnessed the teacher getting covered in revolting cafeteria mess.

Every manner of mess fell all over her, it fell onto her body. It covered her clothes. She wore a light grey skirt suit. The mess went all over her front and came down onto her lap and onto her legs. She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. She made a funny face, rolling her eyes and sticking her tongue out the side of her mouth.

Lisa Loeb fake mess 2 and 3

 Lisa Loeb fake messes 2 and 3 




Sunday 20 October 2024

Tiffany Stratton It’s messy time

 

Tiffany Stratton It’s messy time

Tiffany Stratton wore a short pink and white outfit. She found herself sat above a vat of green slime. She looked down nervously. She was extremely anxious. Nia Jax stood by laughing uproariously. She was really looking forward to this.  Tiffany had lost a match to Nia and this was to be the consequence. Nia was only too happy to be the lucky one to get to do the honours.


Tiffany looked over begging Nia not to do this. Nia smiled and waved. Tiffany pouted as she was known to do. Nia was taking her time, soaking up every second of the moment. Tiffany shivered and shook.


It was finally time to pull the lever. Nia licked her lips and cackled. They counted down. “Three.two.one. It’s messy time!” Nia pulled the lever. Tiffany had to seat pulled away from underneath her. She flew through the air and landed full force in the slime. Slime splashed everywhere. Tiffany disappeared below the slime. When she popped up, she was completely covered in sloppy slime. Her hair was soaked in slime. Her body was soaked in slime as well. It dripped everywhere. She rolled her eyes and looked disgusted.


Nia then pulled a second lever. Pink gunge began to rain down over Tiffany. She looked up and closed her eyes. She was soon soaked with even more mess. Pink and green mixed together making a strange mix. Tiffany shook her head in anger and disgust. Her small outfit was covered as well. Her massive breasts were heaving and covered in slime.


She was definitely going to need a shower. She has never been so humiliated in her entire life. She slipped and slid when she crawled out of the tank. Nia pointed and laughed. She was dripping in slime from head to toe. All she wanted right now was a warm shower. She walked back to the showers frowning and pouting.

Rashida Jones fake mess 2

 Rashida Jones fake mess 2