Jacy Jayne short story

 

Jacy Jayne short story

Jacy Jayne appeared on television show where they always had messy situations. Jacy was placed in a situation with her friend and former tag team partner Gigi Dolin. Jacy was sat in a seat with a large balloon of gunge above her head. Gigi had to play a game to determine whether Jacy would be getting the gunge or not. She had the task of naming a number of fruits and vegetables in sixty seconds. She had to name 20 in that amount of time. It seemed like it would be easy to do, but looks can be deceiving.

Gigi started out strong naming quite a few in quick succession. It began to get more difficult. She began to struggle more and more. She began to stumble upon her words. Jacy was cheering her on. She wanted to avoid the gunge. She was warned not to cheat at this point. She was tempted to say some answers. She was reminded not to help.

Finally, the sixty seconds ended. Jacy screamed, “Noooo!” The balloon was burst. Dark purple gunge began to fall all over Jacy. The balloon basically exploded. The gunge was soon all over her. Jacy held her hands out in front of her. There was gunge all over her. Gunge covered her hair and ran down her nose and cheeks. She had gunge over her shoulders, on her lap and all over her legs. She had been showered in sloppy gunge. Gigi laughed at her, as did the audience.

All she could do was smile and wave. She stuck her tongue out and made funny face.

Mina Kimes fake messes 13- 17

 Mina Kimes fake messes 13- 17

The Donnas vs. another band

 

The Donnas vs. another band

The Donnas were an all-female rock band. They appeared on a show where they were up against an all-male band. The bands were up for a vote. The winners would get to mess the losers. Throughout the show, both bands made pleas to the audience to vote for them to be saved. Neither band wanted to lose. The Donnas were nervous, but they were really cool women and kind of thought the idea of getting messed might be pretty fun.

As the show went on the tension began to build. Everyone wondered who would be the losers and who would be the winners. Finally, it was time for the results. The two bands were gathered together at center stage. The host was ready to make the announcement. “We can now announce that the band that lost the vote and will be getting messed are…. The Donnas.” They all laughed in embarrassment. They were all dressed in t-shirts and skirts.

Four chairs were brought out and each of the ladies were sat in one. They looked at each other and laughed. They held one another’s hands. The male band each took a position behind one of the band members.

They were then each given a bucket. The buckets were filled with leftovers. There was every kind of leftover food all mixed together. It smelled atrocious and looked revolting. The ladies looked back and begged them not to do this. The guys were smiling and laughing. They were really enjoying this.

It was finally time for the messing. The guys lifted the buckets. They then tipped them over the ladies. They screamed and squealed as the leftovers started falling all over them. There was globs of all matter of mess. There was bean dip, scrambled eggs, gravy, rice, noodles and spaghetti among other things.

The ladies soon were being covered in revolting leftovers. The leftovers fell all over them. They fell onto their heads and down onto their bodies. Mess fell all over their tops, down their skirts and on their legs. They were laughing hysterically. They shook their heads and stuck their tongues out, blushing.

The other band then got to play their song as the ladies wallowed in the mess.

Emma Stone fake mess 6

 Emma Stone fake mess 6

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

 

Penelope Cruz build your own burrito

Penelope Cruz was hired to do a commercial for a make your own burrito restaurant. She was going to get to demonstrate making her own burrito. It was going to be a human burrito though. She sat down onto a giant tortilla.

“You can have anything you want. Like beef, chicken or even vegetarian beef. These three items were poured all over her. “Then add your veggies. Peppers, onions, mushrooms.” These three things then rained down upon her. They stuck all over her hair and face.

“They have two different kinds of rice.” Both kinds of rice poured down upon her. “And two kinds of beans.” She was then greeted with black beans falling all over her followed by pinto beans. She tried to keep her smile.

“You can then get some salad, lettuce, tomato, corn.” Right on que she was covered in shredded lettuce, diced tomato and corn salsa. “Shredded cheese, salsa. No problem.” Shredded cheese was dumped all over her followed by thick salsa. It was thick and red and fell all over her.

“What about sour cream or queso?” Thick sour cream dumped all over her followed by thick cheese sauce like queso.

“I know you like guacamole as well.” Guacamole was then dumped upon her. She was like a tie dye of different colours and messes.

“So you see, we have everything you need. You can build your own burrito with us. She then rolled around on the tortilla and wrapped herself up like it was a blanket.

Ingy What would you do fake mess

 Ingy What would you do fake mess

Michelle Pfeiffer plays a teacher

 

Michelle Pfeiffer plays a teacher

Michelle Pfeiffer played a teacher in some of her films. In one film her students were competing against another class in a competition. The reward for winning would be to dump mess all over their teacher. Her character was conflicted. She wanted her students to do well, but she did not want to end up covered in mess. The two teachers both felt the same way. The tension began to build even before the competition started.

The competition was a quiz. It was the usual format where each team could buzz in to make a guess. If they got it right they would get a point, if they got it wrong, the other team would get the point. It was a very close match up. Each team got some right and some wrong. The tension began to mount as the competition went on. Michelle was in a situation where she was routing against her class. She looked very nervous. As the game progressed, she began to look more and more anxious. The other teacher looked the same. Who was it going to be?

Things were still very close as the time ran low. It was all going to come down to the last question. Michelle’s class buzzed in and answered. It was all down to this. The answer they gave ended up being correct. Michelle made a funny face and shook her head. She blushed and covered her face with her hands. She was going to be the unlucky one to get covered in mess. Everyone cheered. Everyone wanted to see this including the other class and the other teacher. The other teacher breathed a sigh of relief. She had just missed out on the messing of a lifetime. It was to be Michelle Pfeiffer.

A chair was brought out to the center of the stage. The whole school filled the auditorium to watch this. She took her seat and shook her head. She looked very embarrassed. If she was embarrassed now, it was nothing compared to what was going to happen to her next.

The winning students came forward. They were smiling and laughing. They were looking forward to doing this. They had wanted to do this for a very long time. Coming her way would be cafeteria mess that had been saved up for the past week. It was a disgusting conglomeration of many different leftovers from the cafeteria.

The principal said, “Is everyone ready for this?” Everyone cheered. Michelle shook her head. “Well hear it comes for Miss Pfeiffer.” Her whole body tensed up as the mess was brought forward. Everyone then counted down. “Three… two…. One”

The mess was tipped over her head. The students doing it were relishing the chance to do this. Down the sloppy mess came. It poured down over her head, smushing into her face and hair. It rolled down over her face. She stuck her tongue out and gagged a little because of the atrocious stench of the mess. She could hear the laughing and cheering as everyone witnessed the teacher getting covered in revolting cafeteria mess.

Every manner of mess fell all over her, it fell onto her body. It covered her clothes. She wore a light grey skirt suit. The mess went all over her front and came down onto her lap and onto her legs. She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes. She made a funny face, rolling her eyes and sticking her tongue out the side of her mouth.