Heidi Gardner am I annoying

 

Heidi Gardner am I annoying

Heidi Gardner was quite a funny person. She was one of the actresses on Saturday Night Live. There was a sketch on the show where she played a haughty, self-absorbed rich woman. She was talking about how great she was and how other people were basically not as good as her. The other actress in the sketch was getting angrier with her. She was very good at being annoying.

You could see that the other woman was getting close to her breaking point. She grabbed a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs and tossed it over Heidi’s head. The whole bowl stuck to her head. Spaghetti and meatballs dripped from her face and hair. She shook her head and licked her lips, making a funny face. “How dare you!,” she uttered.

The woman did not stop there. She took a bottle of chocolate syrup, opened it and began to squeeze the chocolate sauce all over her. She squirted it all over the front of her shirt and into her face. She shook her head angrily.

The lady then dumped a tray of macaroni and cheese over Heidi’s head after removing the bowl. Masses of yellow mac and cheese poured all over Heidi. Heidi made one of her trademark funny faces. Macaroni and cheese stuck all over her head and poured down her face. She shook her head in anger and disgust.

The woman then sprayed her with mustard. She grimaced and shrugged her shoulders. Her clothing was completely covered in thick yellow mustard. The woman then began to squeeze brown mustard out all over her head. It fell in crisscrossing lines of mustard.

Finally, a Mexican casserole was dumped onto Heidi. It had layer upon layer of mess. It rolled down out of its container all over Heidi’s head.

Anna BT Flatmates fake

 Anna BT Flatmates fake mess

Liz Truss fake mess 1 and 2

 Liz Truss fake mess 1 and 2

Linda Hamilton Tgoo

 

Linda Hamilton Tgoo

Linda Hamilton starred in the Terminator films. She found herself making another terminator film. In this one, there was a scene where she was trapped and tied up by one of the terminator robots. She wore a vest and jeans.

She was defiant in the face of danger. The terminator was trying to get information from her. They wanted her to reveal where her son was. She was not going to reveal anything. The robot then used it’s arm, turning it into a spray gun. He began to spray her with sticky black gunk. She closed her eyes and grimaced.

Next he poured silvery mess all over her from above. She still refused to say anything. The mess poured down over her head, dripped down her ponytail and over her face. The mess was thick and gloppy. It poured down her front, oozing down her chest and arms.

He then sprayed her with brown watery liquid. He blasted her with the brown liquid. She just kept taking deep breaths and staying strong. She was then sprayed with golden slime. She braced herself, hugging her legs as the golden mess rained down on her. It was very thick and engulfed her totally.

Of course, it was all for nought because she still refused to give any information.

Monica Seles fake mess

 Monica Seles fake mess

Maria Taylor makes a bet

 

Maria Taylor makes a bet

Maria Taylor hosted the NFL pregame show. Before one of the big games, everybody made their picks for the game. Maria was the only one to pick the team that she did. They all made fun of her for the pick. They all felt that she did not really know what she was talking about. She, nonetheless, insisted that she was very confident that her pick would be the winner. Someone suggested that if she was so confident, that she may want to make a bet on the game. She agreed to the bet before knowing what she was agreeing to. They then mentioned that if her team lost, she would have to be gunged. She did not like the sound of that but she was still confident and felt that she could not back down. She wanted to prove that she knew what she was talking about.

The game was a decisive loss for Maria’s team. Maria could not believe it. She was aghast. She was dressed in a suit jacket with buttons. She had a skirt on, but it did not look like she did. Her long legs stuck out. This was going to be embarrassing.

The rest of team gathered together and got the gunge ready. Maria was pointing and laughing. “Please, no. Don’t do this,” she pleaded. The gunge was dark purple. It was in an enormous bucket. It took three of the team to be able to lift the bucket. Maria grimaced and braced herself.

“Here we go,” one of the team said. They lifted the bucket in the air over Maria. They tipped the bucket and began to pour the gunge over her. She screamed as the gunge poured over her. It poured down over her head and down onto her face and over her black hair. It poured down over her shoulders and down the front of her jacket. More poured down her back and then down over upon her long legs. She was being showered in sloppy gunge. Gunge dripped from her nose and chin. She could feel the gunge all over her body. She was absolutely soaked in gunge.

They then brought out a large creamy pie. Maria said, “No, no, no, you can’t.” The pie was then thrust into her face. She screamed as the pie engulfed her face. Her whole face was covered in mounds of creamy pie. She could do nothing but shrug her shoulders and laugh.

Joy Taylor fake mess

 Joy Taylor fake mess