Thursday 26 May 2022

Katherine Kelly Becky McDonald

 

Katherine Kelly Becky McDonald

Katherine Kelly played Becky McDonald on Coronation Street. She went through many ups and downs, but had managed to avoid mess where other Coronation Street actresses and characters had been inundated with mess. This was all about to change dramatically.


Becky had many enemies and was always getting into arguments mainly with other women. Tracy Barlow was among them. They were at each other’s throats and were always looking to take a jab at the other. Both were very mouthy and quite catty. Becky did not mind getting into it with anyone.

Tracy wanted to humiliate Becky in the worst way. She thought long and hard to come up with a plan to get her. She decided to set her up to be publicly messed and humiliated. Everyone was at the Rovers as usual. Tracy proposed that someone should get covered in mess for a special event that was being held there. She made it seem that she was volunteering to be the one to get covered in mess, so everyone agreed. Everyone did think that it was very suspicious. When she spoke to Becky and Steve about it, Becky replied,” Yeah great idea. I’m sure everyone would love that.” “I was hoping you would say that Becky,” Tracy replied smugly. Becky knew that she must be up to no good.


Tracy then went up and took a microphone. “Well, everyone. I think we all agreed that a perfect way to end the evening would be a good old messing. Luckily, someone here has been gracious enough to agree to be the one on the receiving end. Yeah I know,” she said, still making out like she was the one who would be getting messy. “Let’s hear it for Becky McDonald,” Everyone cheered. They chanted her name. Becky was gobsmacked. She was speechless. She was pushed forward. Tracy smiled and pushed her into a seat. “Wait, I never said.. but,” she tried to protest. Tracy whispered, mocking her,” I am going to love every second of this. You didn’t think that I would actually volunteer to do this, did you?” She then said,” Let’s hear it for her. What a great sport. Can you believe that she was nice enough to volunteer to do this? I for one would not want to get near this stuff we have for her today.” Becky looked out to Steve and everyone else, but found no assistance there.


“Let’s bring it out. Let’s see what we have for her today. Oh no. Oh my gosh, look at that. It is absolutely revolting. Ick, and it smells absolutely minging,” Tracy was handed a massive bowl of what looked like clam chowder or kitchen slop. It was all white and sloppy. It almost looked like rotting coleslaw. She was not wrong, the smell was revolting. “Come on everyone get your cameras out, you are going to want to get a good view of this. Becky shook her head in anger and disgust. She closed her eyes and put her hands over her face.

Tracy lifted the bowl and began to lead everyone in chants of, “mess her, mess her.” She then tilted the bowl over Becky’s head. Everyone erupted in laughter as the contents of the bowl slipped out and poured all over Becky’s head and down her face. The thick bits stuck to her head and shoulders as the watery, creamy parts rolled down her cheeks and nose. Everyone howled in laughter at her embarrassment.


Tracy poured more all over her. Some fell onto her lap, down her jacket and top and down her back. Tracy took her hands and rubbed some around on her chest and face. Tracy pointed and laughed, “Look at this dirty bitch,” she chuckled. Becky was humiliated beyond belief. Everyone she knew was watching this happen to her and doing nothing in her defence. Afterwards, Tracy was sure to make lots of copies of the pictures and to post them far and wide.

Jackie Tohn fake messes

 fakes messes Jackie Tohn





Friday 20 May 2022

Alyssa Milano crusader

 

Alyssa Milano crusader

Alyssa Milano was an excellent person. She cared very deeply about causes and did a fantastic job speaking out for causes that she felt strongly about. She would go to pretty far lengths to raise money for causes that she believed in. Naturally, when she was asked to appear in an event that was set up to raise money for a charity that she had worked with, she was happy to agree to appear. She also agreed when they asked her if she would be willing to take a gunging for it. She suggested herself that they use the incentive of seeing her get trashed to raise money for the charity. It worked out tremendously well for them as well. They far surpassed their goal because of the proposed messing offered. People were more than willing to see her get covered in mess. Even some who did not care about the charity donated money in aide of seeing her get messed.


She found herself sat on the edge of a dunking booth as passers-by donated more money in a collection box at its side. There was a big sign that read, “Gunge Alyssa Milano for charity” She even encouraged others to donate as much as they could. It would be a little embarrassing for her, but she was willing to take it on the chin. She was interviewed about it by the press. She told them that it was a very small sacrifice for a much greater cause and that she was willing to do anything she could to try and make a difference.


Everyone gathered round to watch Alyssa go down into the gunge. Even some of her closest friends and family turned out to see it. They did not want to miss this for the world. Unlike most people in her situation, Alyssa was actually hoping for as many people to see this as possible so they could learn about her cause. She actually promoted it herself.


She was now ready. Everyone else was very ready to see it. She took a deep breath and closed her eyes as the organiser pushed the release on the tank. Alyssa’s seat gave way and she fell into the tank of gunge. She could not help but scream, but she was instantly submerged in the green mess. She disappeared for a moment before reappearing covered in slimy mess. Her hair and face were soaked in gunge as was her clothing. As she looked up, pink gunge began to dump onto her from above. She closed her eyes and held her hands out as it rained all over her. She looked like she had been in a slimy shower.


When the gunge stopped she wiped some of the gunge from her face and eyes and smiled. She waived to everyone as they cheered for her messing. Her clothes were heavy with gunge. They were so heavy that her sweat shirt and jeans sagged a bit, becoming heavy with gunge. She could feel it everywhere. It did not feel bad, it was wet and the sun had warmed it a little, it felt relatively nice.

She posted the pictures and videos all over social media. She was very happy with the results of the day even if it meant a warm shower and a change of clothes later on.

Simone Biles fake mess

 Simone Biles fake mess



Saturday 14 May 2022

Carrie Underwood slime is a good thing

 

Carrie Underwood slime is a good thing

Carrie Underwood was a very sweet and attractive singer that sang country, but also crossed over from time to time. She had a fantastic appeal. She seemed like a very nice person and was very talented and humble. She loved her fans, children and enjoyed giving back. She was set to appear on the Kid’s Choice Awards. She was asked if she would be willing to be slimed on the show. She actually agreed without much of a discussion. It seemed like a lot of fun to her. She might even enjoy it on some level.


On the evening she wore an expensive looking silver dress. She looked fabulous with her soft blonde hair and tanned skin. She also had an enormous, adorable smile. She looked almost perfect as she walked up on stage to present an award. She smiled and waved as she was announced. She looked genuinely happy to be there.

She began to talk as she stood on her marker on stage. There was an exact spot that she was supposed to stand on in order to ensure the perfect sliming. She looked up and smiled. She began to speak. “I am so happy to be here. Are y’all having a good time?” The audience cheered. She smiled and clapped. “This has been such a great night already, but we are about to kick things into high gear with a performance from.. Hey what’s that? I think I hear something.”


Something was moving above her. She looked around. The audience told her that it was above her. It was kind of like a pantomime bit. “Where?,” she asked,” Look up? Should I look up?” As she looked up in the air, the famous green slime came pouring down all over her. The audience cheered. She looked forward and then down as the slime continued to pour down upon her. It poured down her lovely, soft, golden hair, down her face, her shoulders and down her dress. She shook her head a bit as the slime continued to heap upon her for, what seemed like, minutes.


When it finally came to a stop, the crowd cheered wildly. Carrie sighed and shrugged her shoulders. She wiggled her lips and her nose. She brushed back her hair. Other than that, she did not give much of a reaction. She just started back talking again, presenting. “As I was saying… before being so rudely interrupted, I might add. You know what? This isn’t so bad. I think I might write a song called, slime is a good thing.”


She went backstage and to the press where she was interviewed still covered in slime. She told the media that it was a lot of fun and everyone had a good laugh. She put over how she enjoyed putting smiles on people’s faces.

Ellie Kemper fake mess

Ellie Kemper fake mess

This is a good one I think.



Sunday 8 May 2022

US bank commercial woman

 

US bank commercial woman

The woman from the US Bank commercials usually was the straight man, dealing with crazy customers and strange phone calls. There was a commercial where someone came into the bank and was looking for financing for a television series pilot.  The man seemed a bit crazy. He dressed in brightly coloured clothing that looked like something a clown would wear. He sat at her desk and discussed the idea.


“So, I understand that you have an idea for a television show that you want us to finance,” she said. “Yes,” he replied. “Could you please describe the idea for me?,” she asked. “I’ll do better than that. I will show you,” he replied. She looked curious.

“You see, we put people into crazy, off the wall situations to see what their reactions may be. People can nominate friends and family members who they would like to take part.” “I am not sure I am getting what you mean,” she replied. “Well, I will demonstrate,” he replied, smirking slightly.

He then reached around himself and pulled out something from beneath his chair. He then quickly poured it over her head.  It was, what appeared to be, light green slime. She gasped and her eyes widened. It poured all over and flattened her thick black curly hair. It poured down her neck and down onto her necklace and the lapels of her jacket. She tried to remain straight faced as the gloppy slime rolled down her face.


He then grabbed a pie and shoved it into her face, smushing her face into it. She shook her head in disgust. Cream and pie crust fell from her face and hair. Her face was plastered in creamy pie. She raised her hands, plopping pie crust everywhere.

The commercial then went into a pitch about the bank and described that they only invested money in wise investments. The commercial then cut back to the man. “So, what do you think?,” he asked. “That is going to be a hard no from me,” she responded, nodding her head.

Imogen Thomas fake mess

 This is a fake messing of Imogen Thomas.