Sadie Sink is Sadie Stink

 

Sadie Sink is Sadie Stink

Sadie Sink was promoting her role in the new Spiderman movie. She was very happy to be featured in it. She was appearing on television shows to promote the film. However, she was annoying the interviewers because she refused to say who her character was. One reporter became so annoyed that they hatched a scheme. They simply gave Sadie a choice. She could either reveal the name of her character or be covered in sloppy leftovers. “That’s right. It’s just that easy. Give us a name or you are going to get covered in sloppy mess.” Sadie laughed in embarrassment. The crowd cheered.

“Well, if I have such a great choice to make. How can I refuse?,” she replied. “So, Sadie, the choice is yours.” “You are too kind,” she replied sarcastically. “So what’s it going to be?” “I am not allowed to reveal the secret,” she insisted. “Well, ok then, you know what that means.” Sadie’s eyes fell.

At this point some stagehands entered carrying large trash bags. It was explained that they were full of leftovers and other assorted garbage. Sadie held her nose. She laughed and squirmed when she saw the trash bags being brought in for her. She could not believe that this was really happening to her.

The host then said,” Sadie Sink, you chose not to reveal the identity of your character, but that means you have to pay the price. After this, you will be known as Sadie Stink. Ok, let her have it.” The stagehands then approached one by one. They stood behind Sadie and got ready to empty their bags over her. She closed her eyes as tightly as she could. She held her breath and puffed out her cheeks. She comically opened one eye. The first bad was then opened.

It was tipped over her head. Her face contorted in a sort of gag motion as she got a good whiff of what was being dumped over her head. It was a mixture of revolting old food such as egg salad, peas, gravy and even bologna. The crowd erupted in laughter as they saw the rancid food poured all over the head of the redhead. They had not gimmicked the mess at all. It was genuine leftovers.

The next bag was then quickly opened and dumped over Sadie Sink. This one contained items such as coleslaw, spaghetti and chilli con carne. Sadie was enveloped by embarrassment. The whole world was watching her getting covered in mess. The mess clung to her red hair and all over her white outfit and body. Everything was stained in different shades of grossness.

Finally, the third bag was dispatched upon her. This one was full of pea soup, corn chowder and lasagne among other things. There were huge blobs of various messes that fell onto her. She did not want to know what some of them were.

“Well one thing we can say for sure, Sadie is definitely good at keeping secrets. Sadie how do you feel now?” “Just shut up,” she bluntly replied pointing at him. She brushed her hand through her hair, dislodging some of the mess. She was totally covered. The host then said ,“Let’s hear it for Sadie Stink.” Sadie just glared at him. She was not in the least bit amused.

Emily Blunt fake mess 2

 Emily Blunt fake mess 2

Lily AT&T fake mess 7

 Lily AT andT fake mess 7

Desi Lydic daily mess

 

Desi Lydic daily mess

Desi Lydic is a very funny woman. She was not opposed to doing a lot of things to get a laugh. She was also gorgeous. She found herself in a situation that she could not believe. She was involved in a program that involved a quiz portion. She was challenged to the quiz, but the quiz had some dire consequences. If she lost, there was a huge gunge tank hovering above her head. It was the kind of quiz that had a time limit. She had one minute to answer all of the questions correct. She was about to face the slime.

She wore a light blue skirt suit. It showed off her long sexy legs. She readied herself. The clock started ticking. She tried her best to get as many correct answers as possible. It was very fraught though. She began stumbling and rushing, causing her to get questions wrong. The more the time went on, the more it she became unravelled. The time ticked down. She became more and more frustrated.

Finally the clock ticked down to zero. The second that the clock hit zero, the pink slime began to pour down upon her head. She screamed as the slime hit her. Her mouth fell open. She closed her eyes. A massive deluge of slime dumped all over her from above. It poured down over her head and over her body. She was soon completely covered in slimy mess. More poured down her skirt and all over her bare legs. She was completely drenched. Slime dripped from her nose and chin.

The sliming was then shown multiple times and in slow motion. The movements of her face could be seen as she was covered in the slime. She was completely embarrassed.

Molly Querim fake mess 4

 Molly Querim fake mess 4

Heart of gunge

 

Heart of gunge

Ann and Nancy Wilson were the main members of the group Heart. They were the ones who got all of the attention, for better and for worse. This story takes place in the late 80’s. They were both really beautiful. This was at the peak of hair metal. The two singers appeared on a show that was chaotic and sometimes messy. They had not really seen the show much before so didn’t know what to expect, fully. Little did they know, they would end up in the gunge tank. They both wore over the top 80’s outfits as well.

They were introduced and they played one of their songs. They then got the chance to speak to the host, sitting on the couches. They began to talk about their latest album and single and how well everything was going. All the while, the host knew something that they did not know. They did not know that a gunge tank lie in their very near future.

“Ladies, we have a decision for you to make. Someone has got to go in the gunge tank, but who will it be. I think we will let you decide between the two of you who is going to go in.” The two sisters looked at each other in shock. Neither of them wanted to agree to go in the tank. Ann then got an idea. “How about this, how about we both go in together.” “Ok, “Nancy agreed reluctantly. The host smiled. “That is a fantastic idea, come with me ladies.” They stood up and followed him over to the gunge tank.

The door was opened and they both climbed in. They decided to stand back to back, facing the opposite way. They held each other’s hands from behind. They were just about touching one another from behind. It was now time for the splat. The host lead the audience on a countdown. “3…. 2….1” He then pushed down on the leaver.

With that, loads of pink and light blue gunge began to fall all over the two sisters. They closed their eyes as the gunge began to fall all over them. It poured down their big eighties hair and down their over the top eighties clothing. The gunge was soft and cool. Their bodies tensed up in reaction to the feel of the gunge all over them. The gunge fell over, on and between them. They were soon covered in messy gunge.

They then turned around facing forward and hugged in the gunge. They rubbed some of the gunge around on their hair and clothing. They giggled and laughed at themselves and how they looked covered in gunge. They waived to the audience and smiled.

Tracey Gold fake mess 4 and 5

 Tracey Gold fake mess 4 and 5