Kylie Kelce wheel of misfortune
Kylie Kelce was the wife of NFL player Jason Kelce. She was in many commercials with him. She liked to think of herself as a star herself. She was thrilled when she was asked to appear on a tv show. She was not sure what the show was all about, but at this point, she really didn’t care. Little did she know that she was at risk of ending up covered in mess.
She was greeted on the show cordially. The host was clearly
glad to see her. What she didn’t know was that the show had been working with
her husband to set her up. It was to be a surprise for her. She started out
just speaking to the host. As they were chatting, the host brought up that they
had a surprise for her. And that surprise happened to be her husband. Well,
that was the first surprise anyway. She looked shocked as he entered the
studio. They chit chatted for a little while. Then they finally revealed what
was really going on.
“We are going to put Jason Kelce on the spot here. We are going to give you a decision to make. We can give you a nice prize or if you want we can mess your wife here. What would you rather do?” Kylie looked at him in shock. “What the hell?,” she uttered. She glared at him threateningly. He smiled widely. The audience cheered for the mess. They wanted to see her get it. “I think, I will go for the mess,” he said. “What? Noooo!,” she screamed “Oh yes. You wanted to be the star,” he teased. “But, not like this,” she responded. She wore a green sweatshirt and tan shorts.
“Today we are going to use something called the wheel of
misfortune. If you come with me Kylie?,” The wheel was on the floor. It was a
rotating circle. She would have to lie down on the wheel and then have her
hands and ankles secured. She glared at her husband as she reluctantly laid
down on the wheel. She pointed at her husband. “You had better be nice,” she
warned him. She lay down with her body in an X position. She was secured into
place. The wheel then began to turn slowly. It rotated like a merry go round.
Then the buckets were brought out. Kylie closed her eyes and held her breath, puffing up her cheeks. She braced herself for the onslaught. Jason was then positioned in place beside the wheel. He lifted up the first bucket. It was filled with custard. He started to take aim at his wife’s body. As he started to pour the custard it began to plop all over Kylie. “Oh my Gosh!,” she shouted. It splattered over her face, her legs and her long blonde hair. She could feel the custard splattering all over her body. Jason was having a whale of a time doing this to his lovely wife.
The next bucket had ranch salad dressing. He snickered as he
took aim. He began to pour the dressing all over his wife. It splattered all
over her, going in all directions. He tossed the salad dressing all over his
wife’s body. She wiggled her toes and batted her eyelashes. The audience oohed
and ahhed at the embarrassment being heaped upon Kylie Kelce.
Next to come was a bucket of salsa. It was filled to the brim. He lifted and tipped the bucket over. The salsa flew all over Kylie. Some splattered her in the face. It was a bit like a tie dye pattern. It was chunky salsa to say the least. Mr. Kelce laughed as he dispersed of the salsa all over Kylie’s body.
Finally, came the spaghetti. Kylie screamed ,”Spaghetti!?”
He dumped the mess right over her face and then down her body, piling spaghetti
and sauce all over her body. She was completely trashed. Jason shrugged his
shoulders.
Finally, the wheel came to a stop. Kylie was released the
wheel. She sat up. She ran her hands over her face. The mess was inches thick.
Her legs dripped with mess. She was fuming. She shook her head. She tried to
throw some mess at her husband. He backed away. She bent over and took a slight
bow.
