Sunday 27 December 2020

Reece Witherspoon Four Christmases

 

Reece Witherspoon Four Christmases

Reece Witherspoon starred with Vince Vaughn in a Christmas film called four Christmases about a couple who had bad experiences with their families and attempted to avoid them as much as possible, but were placed in a situation where they had to see all of their relatives on one Christmas day. It was a comedic film with many pratfalls, outrageous situations and slapstick situations. It was quite silly at times. It included such scenes as baby throwing up all over someone. Of course, it was a good hearted comedy where everyone learned a lesson and had a happy ending. Reece Witherspoon looked particularly attractive in the film. She looked very sexy and made many comedic reaction faces in the film as well. She also wore a sexy black outfit throughout the film which suited her fantastically. She looked incredible throughout.



One of the main parts of the film was that Reece’s character Kate’s family enjoyed making fun of her for various reasons including her awkward past. They seemed to get a real kick out of tormenting her for some reason. There was even a scene where children played keep away in a bouncy castle with her with a pregnancy test. They also made of her because she was considered overweight as a child. It was sort of mean spirited, but it was a big feature in the film.



Later on in her visit to her mother’s home, when they were having Christmas dinner, Reece’s character began to look nervous. Her family members were all looking at her with knowing smirks. She said to her boyfriend,” This is too much, I know. I am sure that you are in a hurry and want to go.” “No not at all honey. Things are fine. This has been a lovely time. I’m enjoying it,” he said. She tried to pull on his arm, trying to indicate that she wanted to get out of there. At that point her mother came in, smiling. “Well, I am so glad that you are here. I am not sure in Kate mentioned it, but, when she was younger we had a bit of an after dinner tradition on Christmas.” Kate’s eyes widened. “No, Mom, no. Please, don’t do this. Really.” Her mother then proceeded to take the bowl of stuffing and push it onto her daughter’s head. Stuffing fell down all over her face, down her neck and blouse. Stuffing stuck to her hair and face.

Her mother then tipped the container of gravy that was sitting on the table directly over Kate’s head. Her eyes widened as the thick brown gravy poured down her face and hair. It fell down her neck and then poured down her bare legs. Her sister then dumped green bean casserole over her. It was filled with a mushroom soup sort of sauce and crispy onions. It stuck all over her face and top. As her mouth fell open, a turkey leg was pushed into her mouth as someone dropped the rest of the turkey and gravy over her head.



Her sister then dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy over her shirt and skirt, before pushing it onto the top of her head. More of her relatives then dumped sloppy orange sweet potatoes over her head. Thick orange sludge poured down her face. Peas, carrots and corn were then thrown over her.

Her boyfriend even joined in, finishing her off with the Christmas pudding, which he plopped onto the top of her head. He then poured brandy butter and warm custard over her head. The rest of the family then pelted her with Christmas cookies and Brussel sprouts. She was covered in Christmas dinner from head to toe.



The next scene saw her trying to clean off in the bathroom as she had earlier in the movie. Her clothes were covered in disgusting dinner as well and need to be cleaned. There was then another scene where she was taking a shower. Her niece snuck in while she was in there. She grabbed her clothes and ran off with them, leaving just a towel. When she was done with the shower, she looked for her clothes only to find them missing. Luckily she had the towel.

She stuck her head out of the bathroom door and called for help. She received no reply in return. She then snuck out of the bathroom and downstairs. She was furious. She walked into the living room where everyone was sitting. “Ok, enough is enough, where are my clothes?” “Well, we don’t know dear,” her mother snickered. Her niece then ran up to her and forcefully snatched her towel away leaving her standing completely naked in front of everyone. She gasped and blushed. She tried to cover up. Everyone was laughing and whistling. She chased her around the room trying to grab the towel. She ended up falling face first into a giant Christmas cake. She, once again was completely covered in red, white and green icing and cake.

Friday 25 December 2020

Four elves fake messes

 These are fakes of the four elves from the pervious story messy.






Sunday 20 December 2020

Worst Elves

 

Worst Elves

Christmas time was fast approaching. Everyone was in the holiday mood. All across the land in shops and workshops alike, elves were busy making and selling toys for Christmas. The toy sales and production were way down on this particular year. As a result, the store owners and Santa Claus himself began to look for ways to motivate the elves to make and to sell more toys. All of them got together and came up with a way to attempt to motivate the elves. They decided to create a competition of sorts. All across the land it was declared that the elves would sold or made the fewest amount of toys would be sent to a Christmas gunge tank and get trashed on Christmas Eve. This certainly achieved the desired results, everyone kicked it into high gear. Some of the owners were really excited as well at the opportunity to trash some of their more lazy and unmotivated staff members.



In the end, there were four elves who came out on the bottom. For the UK it was Kate (Emilia Clarke) from Last Christmas. She worked at a Christmas shop in Covent Garden in London. She was notoriously disinterested and bad at her job. Her boss was actually very pleased that she was going to be the one receiving the mess, She liked her a lot, but she was really slacking off and letting herself down. She hoped that this would teach her a lesson.



Representing America was Jovie (Zooey Deschanel) from Elf. She worked at a huge department store in New York City. She was a very good employee, but Buddy the elf had come into her store, and comically messed things up. This caused sales to plummet. Also, she was caught taking a shower at work, which was really not on.

Finally, representing the North Pole, there were two elves. These two were always squabbling with one another and causing trouble for each other so it was determined that they both deserved this. They were Billie (AnnaLynne McCord) and Eleanor (Paige) from Santa’s Little Helper. They each believe the other deserved it more than they did. Santa told them that they both had to go and go together so they could learn about being a team and working together.



There was a massive conference call that everyone was a party to when they announced who was going to be the unlucky ones ending up getting messed. Of course, everyone was hoping that it would not be them ending up getting messed on Christmas Eve. Santa himself was going to announce who the losers were. It was going to be a reward for the bosses as well. They were going to get to humiliate their worst employees because of their poor performance.



“This is the moment we have all been waiting for. All of our elves have done a fantastic job this year preparing for Christmas. We appreciate all of your hard work and dedication. However, there are four of our elves who have done the worst jobs of anyone. They are going to be punished for this. I know everyone is anxious to find out who it will be,” Santa said.

Kate and her boss along with the other employees were gathered around watching.  Kate giggled,” It’s going to be me. I just know it.” “I sure hope so,” her boss said,” You really are a terrible employee,” she teased. Jovie stood with Buddy and the other staff at the store watching. She bit her lip. She was very nervous. She thought to herself that it could not possibly be her. There were tons of stores in America and tons of elves. Billie and Eleanor watched the proceedings live. They sparred back and forth about how they hoped that it would be the other one because they would love the chance to dump mess all over the other.



“Ok, here we are. Let’s see who is on the naughty list,” Santa said. “Firstly, from the UK. This elf works at a little shop in London. In Convent Garden.” Everyone turned to Kate. She blushed and gritted her teeth. “Her name is Kate.” The whole shop and her boss erupted in applause and laughter. Kate blushed and laughed. She shook her head. “Nooo,” she said jokingly before shrugging her shoulders. Santa then rang his small magic bell. Kate, her boss and the other staff were all transported to the North Pole.

“Next, representing America and New York City, the big apple.” Jovie crossed her fingers and closed her eyes. “From one of the largest department stores, we have Jovie.” Jovie’s face dropped. She shook her head and rolled her eyes. Buddy jumped up and down. “You won. You won,” he exclaimed. Jovie shook her head. “Not quite Buddy.” Santa rang the magic bell again and they were transported to the North Pole as well.

“Finally, representing us here at the North Pole. We actually have two elves this year who deserve the punishment. These two are always bickering and fighting with each other. It will be Eleanor and Billie. “The two looked at each other in disgust. They pointed the finger at one another saying that this was all the other’s fault. “This is what I mean. You two get up here now. You may then learn to get along better.” The two had to walk up on stage. Kate and Jovie already stood there on either side of Santa.



“So, these four have been very naughty this year. They really deserve this don’t you think?,” Santa exclaimed. Everyone gave a cheer. A large golden gunge tank was revealed. It was decorated with tinsel, lights and bobbles. Some of Santa’s larger elves lead the four ladies into the tank. They all squeezed in side by side. Kate was giggling and blushing. Jovie looked mortified. The other two continued bickering. They looked out at the work shop floor. It was filled with their colleagues.



Everyone was then handed various items. As this was happening, their bosses were all handed Christmas themed pies. The whipped cream was red and green. They walked up to the tank and were allowed to smush the pies into the ladies faces. The bosses laughed in delight, relishing the opportunity to cream their employees. Kate’s boss, took particular delight in doing this to her.

It was now time for the Christmas gunging. Everyone counted down as the four women huddled together. “Three…two..one.” The lever was pulled, just like in a tree lighting ceremony. Sparkly silver, green and burgundy gunge fell all over the four of them. It poured all over their elf costumes and all over their faces and hair. It was everywhere, splashing all over their bodies. They laughed and played a bit in it. They were soaked in the gunge.



When the gunge ceased it was announced that this was not the end of the action. It was time for Christmas dinner. The ladies were in for the largest Christmas dinner of all time. Their colleagues smiled as they approached. They began to through items from Christmas dinner at the women in the tank. Bits of turkey, mashed potatoes, swede and carrots, mashed sweet potatoes, pigs in blankets, stuffing, Brussel sprouts, parsnips, broccoli and cheese and even some Yorkshire puddings were hurled at them. Gravy dumped down over them from above as well. The barrage seemed to last for ages. Soon they covered from head to toe in sloppy Christmas dinner.

Their colleagues then tossed mince pies at them and tossed warm custard to go with it. Their bosses then finished proceeding by smushing Christmas puddings into their faces and plopping them on top of their heads.

Stephanie Warning fake mess

These are fake messings of Stephanie Waring, Cindy Cunningham from Hollyoaks.




Sunday 13 December 2020

Story Archive 2

 Annaleigh Ashford at the carnival 

Worst Elves

Reece Witherspoon Four Christmases

Karen from the Office

Khloe Kardashian spokeswoman

Giuliana Rancic purple carpet surprise

Chanelle Hayes 2 Living Large

Jean Arthur comedy kitchen

Jessica Lange the villainess

Cindy Crawford guilty as charged

Katie Keltie it’s your turn now

Michelle Wie gets embarrassed

Natalie Dormer and Lena Headey

Becky Mantin voted

Stephanie March Alex Cabot

Elizabeth Olsen slime time

Shakira and J. Lo Super Bowl

Mr. Mayor

Shailene Woodley engaged to be slopped

Star Casino commercial

Natalia Dyer this is BS

Teri Hatcher gunge dunk

Lucy Ricketts short story

Bridgerton star Phoebe Dynevor gets trashed

Jane Levy Zoey’s messy medley

Lana Turner is chilli

Emma Stone is Cruella

Jessica Chastain vs. Jennifer Garner

Mackenzie Jones in Jeopardy

Carole King at the deli

Laura Harris a fantasy

Mariska Hargitay/ Olivia Benson

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

Meg Ryan anything for a client

Nelly Furtado Promiscuous Gunge

K and L’s revenge

Karen Gillan Number 700

Gillian Anderson alien substance

Khrystyne Haje Head of the Class

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend/ What the Hell

Britney Spears revenge on Christina Aguilera

Connie Britton anything for a prize

Julia Reed Robot Wars

Missy Franklin has lost

Anne Hathaway vs. Jessica Chastain by request

Cheryl Cole bathroom problem

Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci Cher’s payback

Lita’s bad break up

Joann Willette better than I imagined

Canadian soccer team revenge

Carmella Mella is Messy

Ana Ivonovic loses

Mayim Bialik in Jeopardy

Glenda Farrell mystery of the slime sorcerer part 1

Lorelei Linklater Happy Father’s Day!?!

Melissa Suffield 2021

Bryony Page Short Story

Tammy Lynn Sytch better the second time

Ariana Grande the Voice

Morena Baccarin request

Kay Howard/ Melissa Leo

Kathy Ireland short story

Julia Roberts Claire’s revenge

LeAnn Rimes farm comedy

Carol Alt celebrity vat

Hyundai Gas Card Commercial

Amy Adams not amused

Toyotathon Woman That’s a wrap

Spooky Alexa Bliss

Bridget Fonda Throwback

Rachel Nichols Maria’s revenge

Ciara Happy New Year

Cradle of Love Short Story

Johnny Depp revenge of Winona Ryder

Kerry Katona purple hair

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Annaleigh Ashford at the carnival

 Annaleigh Ashford at the carnival

Annaleigh Ashford was one of the stars of the new sitcom, B Positive. It was about a person who needed a kidney transplant and the person who wanted to donate one to them. It was sort of a feel good show meant to tug and the heartstrings. Annaleigh’s character was a bit over the top and wild which created a lot of the comedy. It was the classic comic pairing with the other person as the straight man and her as the zany, wacky character. One did not need to see the show in order to know what the content of it was likely to be. There was sure to be pratfalls, wacky misunderstandings and hair brained schemes galore. Annaleigh’s character would likely mean well but would end up being annoying or embarrassing only for all to turn out well at the end of the 20 minute show with a heartfelt chat and a cuddle.



In one such episode, her character was being particularly annoying. There was a carnival coming up to raise money for the hospital that was in the show and for the patients there. Annaleigh was acting scatter brained and flighty and going off on all sorts of wacky tangents. Her behaviour was becoming disruptive, though she did not mean it to be. She was annoying everyone while they were trying to arrange things. At one stage, her friend had to stop her. “You need to stop. You are just getting in the way right now,” he said in exasperation. “Oh I am sorry. I didn’t mean to. I just wanted to help. What can I do at the carnival to help out?” The man smiled with a knowing smirk. “Oh there is one job that I think you will be perfect for.”



The scene immediately cut to Annaleigh’s character in a set of stocks. She had been locked in a pillory. She was wearing a brightly coloured, clown like outfit. Above her was a sign that read “Pie the clown for a dollar”. She exclaimed,” When I said that I would do anything to help out, this was not what I had in mind.” Her friend smiled as he hurled a pie at her. It landed with a splat right into her face. She gasped as the creamy pie slid down her face and the stocks, landing with a splat on the ground below. Her friend jumped up and down, pointing and laughing. She shook her head and smiled. “Anything for the cause,” she said.



At this point, there was a gathering of patients. They were dressed in hospital gowns. Her friend turned to them and said,” Come on let her have it. One pie for a dollar, to cream her.” The patients quickly handed him their money. They each quickly grabbed a pie and began to throw them at the adorable young woman locked in the pillory. The pies slammed into her face one after another as each of the patients jumped up and down in glee. “I am so glad I could make everyone smile,” she said. She licked her lips. Her face covered in creamy pie.

The show then went to commercial break. When it returned, she was no longer in the stocks. Now she was sat in a dunk tank that was filled with gunge beneath her. There was a target at the side of it. Her friend held a ball and began to shout,” Step right up and try to dunk this young lady into the vat of gunge. Three balls for a dollar.” Annaleigh sighed. Her face was still slightly covered in some of the pie from before.



People kept walking up and trying to dunk her, but their throws failed to hit the target. Towards the end, she turned to her friend and said,” I am sorry for how I acted before. I just got too excited.” He smiled. “It’s ok. I’m sorry as well. I guess it was a bit mean to put you in these situations.” “It’s ok. It has actually been kind of fun in a way.” At that point, someone threw a ball that hit the target dead on. Annaleigh’s seat fell beneath her and she fell into the vat of purple gunge with an enormous splash that splattered her friend as well. She disappeared beneath the gunge for a bit.

He called for her but she did not come out right away. He became a little worried, he leaned over the vat calling for her. As he leaned over, she popped out of the vat covered in gunge. She gave him a big hug. The purple slime dripping from her blonde hair and body. “Hey, I had to get you back a little,” she said with a giggle. Blobs of gunge dripped down from her huge nose and chin.

 

Naga Munchetty Splatterjack

 This is a gallery of the gunging of Naga Munchetty from Crackerjack. It is pretty near perfect.