Sunday 29 March 2020

Sarra Elgan target practice


Sarra Elgan target practice

Sarra Elgan was a rugby presenter for BT sport. She was featured in an advert with a rugby kicker who was about to do a kicking demonstration. There was a joke regarding concentration that no one really fully understood. However, the thing that caught people’s eye in the advert was Sarra and what she was wearing. She wore a lacy blackout fit with matching socks. Her tanned legs were bare. She looked incredible in that outfit.

The advert became very popular because of how she dressed. They decided that they would make more adverts in a series of them playing on the first one. Basically, the kicker would be doing a demonstration, but it would always result in something humorous occurring. They decided that they would make an advert where the kicker would show off his accuracy. The way he was going to do this was the interesting part. Sarra was sat in the outfit that she had worn previously above a tank of pink gunge and below a vat of green gunge. There were two targets on the side. He was going to attempt to hit each of the targets with his kicks. If the targets were hit, they would cause the vat of slime to be dumped all over Sarra. The other would cause her to splat downwards into the tank of gunge below her. She was routing for him to miss the target. She sat with her arms crossed looking extremely annoyed by the situation. She looked very nervous, but pretended that she was very confident. “I have nothing to worry about. He will never make those kicks.” Everyone else was routing for her to go down of course.

He got into position and concentrated. He took aim at the first target. Sarra tried to be pain in the neck at this point. She began to taunt him and to make loud noises in an attempt to distract him so that he would not be able to concentrate. It worked the first time. She made a loud noise just as he was kicking the ball causing him to lose his concentration and to miss the shot wildly. She stuck her tongue out and laughed at him. “See, there is no way, he can hit those targets.”

The next time, however, he knew what was coming and adjusted for it. He just blocked her out completely, though she was attempting to distract him once again. She urged him to miss. He took very careful aim. Her antics only made him more determined to hit those targets.

He lined up and hit the next shot very swiftly, drilling it into one of the targets. Sarra had no time to react. The vat of gunge tipped over her instantly. A tidal wave of slime rained down upon her from above. In an instant, her hair was covered. The gunge dripped down her face and down her body. Her black, lacy outfit was coated in splatters of slimy gunge. Gunge trickled down her legs all the way down to her sock. Her mouth fell wide open. She was speechless. She was in shock because of how quickly she was doused with the gunge. Everyone else in the studio roared with laughter, seeing this happen to her.

Before she could recover, he took the next shot. This one was even more accurate, it flew through the air and hot its target with a bang. In an instant, the seat below her gave way and Sarra flew downwards in more gunge. When she hit the gunge, a ton of it splattered everywhere with a splash. Her dress was pushed upwards. Part of the tan was clear like a dunk tank, so some of what was occurring could be seen. Her underwear was completely visible for a moment before she tried to push her dress back down. When her head emerged from the gunge, she was covered from head to toe in layer upon layer of slime. Her dress was stuck to her body, matted with gunge. Not an inch of her body was uncovered.

“I can feel it inside of my knickers,” she shouted. The rugby player came over and shook her hand. She was assisted from the tank. The gunge was shown dripping down her bare legs in close up. She was covered in it from head to toe. She did not look very happy, but could not protest very much.

Kristen Stewart fake gunge 1

This is a fake messing of Kristen Stewart. Covered in slime.


Sunday 22 March 2020

Christina Hendricks splatterjacked


Christina Hendricks splatterjacked

Christina Hendricks starred in the show Good Girls where she looked absolutely luscious. She looked positively smouldering in just about every shot. She was hotter than hot in the role. To promote the show, she and her two female co-stars were going on various shows around the country including some of the major talk and chat shows such as Ellen. They took part in some silly stunts on some of the shows. There was one show where they took part in a game that they were not bargaining for.
The show was set up like the show Crackerjack and their game splatterjack, but the three ladies were the ones in the positions. The three were sat in the seats. This time, they would be the ones answering the questions. The one who was the closest in answer would get to choose which one of her opponents she was going to pump up. The first one to the top would be doused with a giant amount of gunge from a sloppy balloon that loomed over each of their heads.

Unfortunately for her, both of her opponents chose to target her. They each answered one of the first two questions correctly. She was shocked when both of them selected her as the one they wanted to pump up. They then realised that if they both chose to focus on Christina, they would both be safe. Christina was lucky enough to get the next question correctly. She chose to pump up her younger co-star.

Her co-star guessed correctly on the next answer which after being pumped up but Christina right on the edge. It was clear that she could not afford to get another one incorrect or she was going to get covered in the sloppy gunge that lay awaiting above her. She looked upwards, gritting her teeth.
She actually managed to get the next question correct. She knew she had to focus on the same person otherwise, they could never catch up to her. As her opponent was pumped, up, she cringed. This was not a done deal. Christina still had a chance to come back. She did manage to get the next question correct as well. She celebrated. Her opponent was pumped up. She was now beginning to look a lot more nervous about her situation. It was likely all going to come down to the final question. Everyone made their guesses and everyone’s guesses were pretty similar in range.

Her younger opponent had chosen the highest number. It was revealed that the answer was a lot higher than any of them had guessed, but because her opponent had the highest guess, it meant that she was the closest and was the winner. Christina looked nervously above her. Sam and Mark were advising her to brace herself. Her purple sweater and jeans were about to get splattered.

Her opponents were allowed down from their seats so that they could do the honours of pumping her up. She shook her head and begged for them to stop as they took their positions. They both put their hands on the pump and waived to her. “Oh gosh, please no. You can’t do this. This is so embarrassing." ”Well, girl, you deserve it. You are the big star. It’s your time to shine,” they joked. She was shown panicking as her co-stars were told that they may pump her up.

The two of them together began pumping as hard as they could. Christina’s seat rose until the pin in the top of it smashed into the messy balloon above. It exploded with turquoise coloured gunge all over her. The audience roared in laughed. The gunge exploded over her head and onto her chest, arms and legs. It coated her large breasts and her knees. It was the usual thick and sloppy gunge that they used on that show. She was dripping in it. Her co-stars pointed and laughed at her embarrassment.

She shook her head. Gunge dripped from her hair and face. She could do nothing but blush and laugh. She kind of had a feeling that it was going to most likely be her facing the mess all along. She gave two thumbs up and laughed as the hosts joked about seeing her get the gunge.

Mary Pearce fake gunging

This is a fake of sexy Mary Pearce.


Sunday 15 March 2020

Caroline Hawley hunt for mess


Caroline Hawley hunt for mess

Caroline Hawley was one of the antique experts on Bargain Hunt and other similar shows. She would appear on these shows quite regularly. She was a contemporary of such other experts as Kate Bliss and Natasha Raskin. From time to time there would be special episodes of Bargain Hunt where there would be a forfeit for the losing team’s expert. Not in real life of course, but in the realm of this story site, although it would be amazing if it ever was to happen for real. It would certainly make the show a whole lot more interesting and would certainly add some extra drama to the proceedings. Some of the other experts had competed in this way. It was now her turn to take part. She did not want to take part at all, but she had no choice, because most of her colleagues had already taken part in the past. She was one of the few who had avoided this.

Caroline was a bit of an eccentric. She was a slightly older woman. She would wear slightly outrageous brightly coloured and hideous outfits on the show. She took pride in these outfits though and did not really want them to get covered in mess. She wondered if she should wear her hideous red checker board suit or her hideous green loud printed skirt. She chose the skirt. One of them might be ending up covered in mess. She did not want to be the person whose team lost. She did not want to be the one who was going to end up covered in disgusting mess.

Her opponent was going to be a strange looking man wearing a funny hat and a purple velvet suit. He was a bit of a strange fellow. He was always having a laugh. This would have strongly suggested that he may be the person who was most likely to be on the losing end and getting the punishment. To lose to him would be extremely humiliating for her. He would like nothing better than embarrassing the slightly serious, middle aged expert that she was.

When the host introduced the show, he told the audience that this episode was for Sports Relief, but a part from that, there was a very special added bonus on the show. He stated that the expert from the winning team was going to get to dump sloppy mess all over the expert from the losing team. The stakes were going to be much higher than usual. This made the entire show much tenser. Caroline was quite a distinguished, experienced woman. The thought of getting covered in revolting mess was something that she did not want to happen. It was something, however, that would be hilarious to behold. If she were to lose, it would mean complete humiliation on a grand scale.

The possible forfeit was mentioned at the beginning of the show. There was a quick clip where Caroline was asked how she felt about the prospect of getting messed. “Well, I am obviously hoping that I will win. I can’t bear the thought of what will happen if I were to lose,” she replied. Her opponent was then asked the same. “It would be a pleasure to get to dump sloppy disgusting mess all over Ms. Hawley. Hopefully, I will be the winner,” he replied.

The show went as normal. Each team selected three items and there was a bonus buy for each team. Caroline kept referring throughout the show that they had better choose well so that she may be saved and spared the mess. Both teams did their best to win. It was always a close call on Bargain Hunt because no one was ever exactly sure how much something was going to sell for at an auction on the day. Both teams did very well though. On this occasion, Caroline’s team made a £100 profit. She was hoping that this would be enough to win. On most shows this would have been enough to win. There were many occasions where teams lost money on their items. Caroline was breathing a bit easier at this point thinking that she may have done enough to win the day.

It was finally time for the results. Caroline and her opponent’s teams were all their positions. The host then began to speak,” What a splendid day we all had today. I can say that both teams made a profit. That will all go to charity. The question is, who came in first and who was the runner up. It was very close indeed. Of course, there is a lot more at stake today than usual, because we had a special wager between the teams. The winning team’s expert is going to get to pour revolting, sloppy mess all over the losing team’s expert. Someone is going to get it and get it good. It is time to reveal who that is.” Caroline and the other expert were shown crossing their fingers anxiously awaiting the results. “Caroline’s team made a profit of £100 on their items.  I can reveal that your opponents also made a profit, but did they make more? I can reveal that the other team’s profit totalled… £125. Caroline’s team are our losers.”

Caroline’s mouth fell open in shock. The other expert jumped for joy. He was very, very pleased. He was now going to get to totally mess Caroline. She covered her face with her hands as he pointed and laughed at her.

A chair was brought out. She had to sit in it, reluctantly. She adjusted her skirt as she sat down. She was blushing. She looked completely embarrassed. The winning team and the winning expert were dancing around her celebrating what was about to happen to her. All of her friends and colleagues were going to be watching this. She was mortified.

He started with a large creamy pie. He held it out in front of her. She shook her head and waved her hands telling him to spare her. She had just enough time to close her eyes as he pushed the pie straight up into her face. He twisted it around in her face. She closed her eyes as she felt the creamy pie rubbing around on her face. When he let go the pie plate tumbled down her body onto her lap. Her face was covered in creamy pie. Her blonde hair was streaked with white cream.

She shook her head and picked pieces of pie crust off of her face. He then had the opportunity to pour a bucket of dark green gunge over her. This was not quite like the normal green viscous slime or the lumpy gunge. It was smooth and a deep dark green colour. He took the bucket and held it over her head. She closed her eyes and lowered her head.

He took aim, starting to pour the sloppy gunge over her head. It poured down her head, covering her hair in sloppy green mess. It rolled down the side of her face and then down her nose and cheeks. It poured down onto her shoulders and down her chest. He then poured more onto her skirt and onto her legs. She cringed as she felt the slimy green mess all over her body. It was over and inside of her clothing. It weighed down the fabric of her blouse and her skirt. She could feel it dripping all over her body.

She shook her head and laughed in embarrassment and the winners danced around her, celebrating her embarrassment. She flicked some of the gunge off of her face. She could do nothing more than blush.

The host then came to her and asked how she was feeling. “Oh I..I am fine,” she said reluctantly,” I think I am going to need a shower,” she joked. “Well thanks to all of our contestants for being such good sports especially Caroline Hawley.  We will see you next time.” Caroline pushed some of the collected gunge from off of her skirt as the credits began to roll.

Fiona Apple fake mess

This is a fake of Fiona Apple getting messed.


Sunday 8 March 2020

Zelina Vega cage


Zelina Vega cage

Zelina Vega took being annoying to an art form. The way she spoke was clearly designed to irritate people. It was also clear that what she was saying it and how she was saying it must have come directly from Vince McMahon himself, because it was his sort of annoying down to a tee. She was clearly coached on how to speak to be as patronising and as annoying as anyone could possibly be. He then would end whatever she was saying with an arrogant smile or patronising look. She was like nails on a chalkboard.

Zelina had been helping Angel Garza and Andrade to cheap wins against Rey Mysterio and Humberto Carrillo for months on end. She would always interfere in matches so that her men would win. It was getting to the point of being ridiculous. The faces were getting very sick of her constant interference. Because of this, they requested that they face her men in a tag team match with special stipulations attached so that she would not be able to interfere in the match. The stipulations were such that she would be locked in a cage suspended above the ring. This way, she could not interfere in the match. There was also a second stipulation attached that stated that if her team lost, the winners would get to turn her into a human burrito. The fans loved these stipulations. Zelina had done such a good job at annoying everyone that all of the wrestlers and fans were dying to see her get what was coming to her. She deserved to be punished if anyone ever did.

Zelina made a pour choice in outfits for the match wearing a very short and sexy red dress. This gave everyone quite a nice view when she was locked in the cage up her dress. Both teams came to the ring. When the referee escorted her to the shark cage, she pushed him away, telling him to stay away from her. She climbed in the cage, but was seething about it. She argued that she was a lady and did not belong in a cage. Of course, the faces responded that she was no lady and that the only reason that she was being placed in the cage was because she had constantly interfered in matches over and over again. She sat down and crossed her legs. She rolled her eyes and gave her famous pissed off face. The door was locked and the cage was raised above the ring. Of course she tried to act as though she was terrified of heights all of a sudden, as this was usually part of the shtick for this gimmick. 

In shark cage matches there are a lot of tropes. All of them played out in this match. Zelina spent the whole match screaming and yelling in her annoying voice attempting to direct her men and attempting to distract their opponents. She was the main centre of attention of the match, in essence. The camera kept cutting back to her and her shrill, high pitched voice could be heard throughout the match. It did not affect the match too much until the ending. Being in the cage to prevent her from interfering, of course, led to her trying to interfere in the match anyway. As in many of these matches, she tried to drop a foreign object into the ring for her wrestler to hit their opponent with. The twist on this occasion was, the object was caught by the other team. The referee was distracted and the opponent hit Andrade with the object. He comically fell backwards, pretending to be knocked out. He was pinned and the opponents won the match.

Zelina screamed the hold time trying to tell the referee what was happening. She then protested the match. She screamed that the decision was wrong. However, the cage was slowly lowered down into the ring. Zelina’s face dropped, realising that this meant that she would have to receive the forfeit. The crowd were loving this. When the cage door was opened, Zelina attempted to run out of the ring to avoid the punishment. Unfortunately for her, Humberto reached out to grab her, but grabbed the bottom of her dress. The dress ripped off, exposing her bra and panties. She gave a look of shock and anger that only she could give.

She was then handcuffed to the shark cage. She was like a pantomime villain the whole time shouting, kicking and threatening everyone. The two winners looked at each other and smile. The crowd began to chant,” You deserve it”.

They were about to make Zelina into a human burrito. They started with chilli beef. They took their hands and spread globs of it around on her face, hair and chest. She flicked her tongue as if she was trying to bite them. She shouted at them and begged them not to do this. The beef stuck to her hair and face and rolled down her body. Next to come was refried beans. Her mouth flew open as a container of the beans was dumped over her head. The red beans stuck to her face and hair.

Next to come was salsa. They each took industrial sized jugs of salsa and playfully danced around her as they poured it all over her. She made disgusted faces and stuck her tongue out in disgust. Her reactions, predictably, were priceless. Her overacting and super villain character were perfectly suited for such a moment.

Next to come was the nacho cheese sauce. It was sloppy, thick and yellow. It was dumped upon her, but the men had to use their hands to smear it all over her face and her body. Blobs of it dripped everywhere. Sour cream was next to come along with guacamole. Each of the guys took massive catering sized bags of the substances and directed them out all over her face and body. Her sexy Latina boy was soon covered in sloppy mess. Her black hair was streaked with sour cream and guacamole. She screamed, “This stinks”. She was shown pouting, covered in the mess.

Backstage she was seen stomping back to the locker room to get cleaned up. Charley tried to ask her for a comment. She stopped for a brief second and glared at her. She then stomped off. They had finally managed to shut her mouth, at least temporarily.

Maike Boerdam fake smos drop

This is a fake and collage of Maike Boerdam who appeared on Ketnet Kingsize Live. There are some messy ones in the lot as well of some that show off those jeans, that behind and that body. I think she is gorgeous. Her body is incredible.


Ketnet Kingsize Live Riet

These are stills from Ketnet Kingsize this week. It went almost perfectly. Riet, the more attractive woman ended up getting the mess. Seeing her get selected, moved into position and then slimed was amazing. It looked great on her. The mechanism messed up, but that only made the mess even better for her. How embarrassing for her.