Malika Andrews is annoying

 

Malika Andrews is annoying

Malika Andrews appears on many basketball shows on ESPN. She found herself being roundly criticized by co-hosts and fans alike for being extremely annoying. She was guilty of getting on everyone’s nerve. She was someone that was considered highly messable because of looks as well as because of how annoying people found her to be.

Her co-hosts conspired with the producers of the show to set her up. They decided to make a bet with her on the NBA playoffs. She was sure that one team would definitely win the championship. Everyone else felt otherwise. This was the perfect opportunity to make a bet with a messy outcome with Malika. Malika was only too happy to make the bet, because she was so convinced that the team that she had chosen were unbeatable. Unfortunately for her, anyone can be beaten on any given day. Her team ended up falling way short. She was now going have to pay the price in the form of a forfeit.

She tried her best to weasel her way out of it, trying to make excuses and to say that the bet was not really a serious one. Of course, everyone knew what she was up to and she was caught live on air making the bet. All that they had to do was replay the tape. She was really in for it now. Because of dilly dallying and delay tactics, she was not afforded the time to change her clothes. She would have to be messed in her on air clothing and it was going to get super sloppy.

She begged and pleaded and nervously giggled as she was led to seat in a wading pool. She took her place, wrapping her arms around herself tightly. She shook her head and closed her eyes. She actually pinched her nose when she smelled the stench of rotten eggs. She shut her eyes tightly as her co-hosts began to dump an enormous bucket of rotten eggs out all over her. She made a shocked face and shook herself as she received a rotten egg shower that soaked her clothing.

They ten began to dump buckets of soggy spaghetti over her head. The spaghetti fell out upon her. It stuck to her curled hair and plopped all over her body. Blobs of soggy spaghetti stuck all over her. She made a dejected frowny face and gave two thumbs down, spaghetti still stuck to her hair and face.

They then dumped a bucket of coleslaw down upon her head. The first glob fell down and stuck to the top of her head. It smelled atrocious, as had the spaghetti. Globs of the slaw stuck to her jacket, skirt and legs. One of her co-hosts actually took a giant congealed blob of the coleslaw from the bottom of the bucket and smushed it in Malika’s face.

They then dumped peach yoghurt all over her. They each took buckets and swung them towards her, sending yoghurt flying through the air and landing all over her. The show then showed spliced highlights of the messing in slow motion over and over again for the whole world to see.

Malika staggered off backstage to go get cleaned up. She was not going to enjoy the teasing she would receiving for this.

Sarah Hyland fake mess 1 and 2

Sarah Hyland fake mess 1 and 2

Claudia Conway her corrupt mother

 

Claudia Conway her corrupt mother

Claudia Conway was someone who was caught between her beliefs and her mother’s position. She could not defend her mother’s position of the things that she did. In fact, she deplored much of what she stood for. She mentioned in public that she did not agree with things her mother was doing. Her mother’s supporters were not people that could respect the opinions or rights of others. They saw anyone who did not fall in line with their beliefs to be against them. Unfortunately, Claudia’s mother sided with these people and against her own daughter.

She did not like the fact that her daughter had dared to disagree with something she said. She set out to get revenge on her for doing this. She was speaking at a fund raising event where she called her daughter up on the stage. She told everyone that she wanted to show everyone just how she felt about her daughter. Claudia got up on stage with her mother. She was expecting to be embraces and welcomed. Instead, when she got up on stage, she was surprised to see her mother’s smile turn into a frown. She turned around and then back again. In that moment, she had grabbed a pie. She reached back and levelled her daughter in the face with the pie. The crowd cheered. Claudia gasped in shock as her mother plastered her with a pie. She could hear rednecks shouting out,” That’s right, pie that little bitch.”

Claudia was in shock. It did not end for her with a single pie. Her mother smashed another pie onto the top of her head, one on her chest and one on her behind. She then took a bucket of chocolate pudding and dumped it all over her daughter’s head. Claudia’s mouth was wide open. He jaw just about hit the floor as she was soaked in pudding. It dripped down her shoulders and down her chest.

Her mother then tosses vanilla pudding over her daughter. It sprayed all over her, looking, not unlike globs of gooey cum sticking all over her face and body. Her mother then wildly spanked her on the bottom. Claudia jumped around kicking her legs as she was slapped on her bottom.

Her mother then took a huge bucket of spaghetti and dumped it straight over her daughter’s head. Spaghetti dangled from her hair, nose, teeth and chin. She made a disgusted and dejected face. It was unbelievable that this woman would choose these yahoos over her own daughter, but this was where she was in her life.

Angelina Jolie fake mess 1 and 2

 Angelina Jolie fake mess 1 and 2

Alicia Leigh Willis Birthday

 

Alicia Leigh Willis Birthday

Alicia Leigh Willis was a soap star who appeared on General Hospital among other shows. She also appeared on 7^th Heaven. She was really gorgeous with amazing layered blonde hair. She was close friends with some of the other female cast members on the shows that she appeared on. One of her closest friends was Vanessa Marcil. The two women enjoyed playing pranks on one another. Vanessa decided that it would be hilarious to give Alicia a huge surprise for her birthday.

There was a special out door party with drinks and food. When it was time for the cake, Vanessa got up to present her friend with her birthday cake. She wished her friend a happy birthday, but said that she had something even more special in mind for her. She grabbed the cake in one hand and Alicia’s head in the other. She pushed the two together, smashing the huge layer cake in Alicia’s face. She staggered backwards. Her face and hair were plastered in cake and icing. She was in shock.

Vanessa then took some tubs of melting ice cream and pushed them down upon her friend’s head and on her body. The ice cream came out in massive, half melted blobs and stuck all over her as it melted. Some of it was strawberry ice cream with strawberry sauce. Some of it was peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. Everyone laughed as it smushed all over her. The ice cream was in large cylinder shaped cardboard tubs. One was pushed down on her head like a hat.

Vanessa laughed as she picked up bottles of chocolate syrup and strawberry sauce and started to spray it at her friend. She then sprayed her with whipped cream as well. She waved her arms around. The brown and red toppings flowed down her blonde hair and her face.

She staggered backwards even more. Vanessa then grabbed her arm and swung her around. Before she knew what was happening, she was pushed into a gunge tank. The door was shut behind her. She could barely see what was happening as her friend waved and then pushed the lever, causing an ocean of bright blue gunge to pour down upon her from above. She could do nothing but close her eyes as she was inundated with gunge.

When the gunge ceased, Vanessa shouted,” Let’s hear it for our birthday girl.” Alicia stepped out of the gunge tank and took a bow, dripping gunge everywhere. She then ran over, grabbed Vanessa by the waist and pulled her into the swimming pool with her, causing an enormous splash.

Khrystyne Haje fake mess

 Khrystyne Haje fake mess

Kelly Monaco fan payback

 

Kelly Monaco fan payback

Kelly Monaco played Sam Morgan on General Hospital. She had been on the show for many years. She was one of the all-time great characters on the show for sure. She had a very distinct style of acting. Because of her character’s relationships with male characters that many of the female fans were attracted to, many of them did not like her due to their jealousy. Some of them really would have loved an opportunity to embarrass her.

There was a fan competition where the winner got to visit the set of the show, meet the actors and actresses and get to have special fan experiences. One of the special experiences that they had created for the fan was going to be the opportunity to mess any cast member that she chose. All of the actors and actresses gathered round. They all were nervously smiling or silently pleading that they would not be the person chosen. This was going to be an easy choice for her. The person leading the proceedings asked her, “So, who’s it going to be?” “Well,” she replied,” I’m so sorry, but it is going to have to be Kelly Monaco.” Kelly looked shocked and nervously laughed. “Oh my gosh, why is Kelly your choice?” “Well, because she always gets to kiss all of the hunks on the show. I think she deserves it.” “Gee, thanks,” she replied.

A chair was then pulled out for Kelly. Kelly screwed up her face, crinkling it up. She said,” I guess I had better get my ass over there.” She made her way over to the chair and anxiously sat down. She was wearing mostly black, as she usually did. She pointed back at the fan and said,” You had better be nice.” The fan laughed and said,” Nahhh. I don’t think so.” Kelly’s mouth dropped in shock. “I don’t think so!,” she repeated. She crossed her legs and scrunched down her shoulders after removing her leather jacket.

The whole cast and crew were now gathered around to witness this. Kelly was about to get trashed. It all started with baked beans. The fan was given two large jugs of baked beans. She smiled widely as she was handed them. She was going to enjoy dumping them all over Kelly Monaco. Kelly closed her eyes and put her hands over her mouth as the fan tipped the beans out over her head. They poured down her dark hair and dripped down off of her nose and chin. Some rolled down her neck. The fan moved the jugs around, dumping baked beans all over Kelly. She dumped them all over her black pants, down her legs. She did the best she could to get the beans all over Kelly’s body, covering as much of it as she possibly could. The cast and crew were stunned by what they were witnessing.

The fan was then handed jugs full of custard. She began to tip those out over Kelly. Layer after layer of custard were dumped all over her. Custard covered her head, falling down her hair. Globs stuck to her shoulders and the front of her top. More was layered across her lap and legs. It dripped everywhere down to her boots. Globs of the custard plopped off everywhere onto the floor below. Kelly was coated in custard.

The fan was then given jugs of vegetable soup which she promptly began to dump all over Kelly. There was corn, peas, potatoes, green beans, carrots and more in a brownish coloured broth. Kelly shut her eyes tightly and lowered her head, holding her breath as a wave of vegetable soup poured all over her from above. It splashed off of her body in all directions. The broth soaking her clothing. The vegetables sticking all over her.

The fan then finished off with jugs of spaghetti. It was canned spaghetti, but not hoops. It was the extra disgusting kind that looked like long spaghetti, but not as long. Kelly shook her head and begged no as the fan callously began to dump the foul smelling canned mess all over her. The spaghetti and the sauce were the perfect disgusting consistency. This caused the small bits of spaghetti to stick all over her head and body. The fan covered her in it. Kelly raised her mess legs as the fan wildly dumped more spaghetti upon her.

The fan was delighted that she got to thoroughly mess and humiliate the soap actress. She thought to herself the whole time,” This stuck up, prima donna thinks she is so attractive. Let’s see how she feels getting covered with mess by me.”

Mina Kimes fake mess 7

Mina Kimes fake mess 7