Jenna Fischer fake messes

 These are some fakes of Jenna Fischer as Pam Beesley.

Jenna Fischer the office fridge

 

Jenna Fischer the office fridge

Jenna Fischer played Pam on The Office. She was one of the more famous characters on the show. She was the relatable central female character on the show. She was usually a straight man to the craziness going on around her, but she was very funny was well. She would usually go the extra mile to get a laugh in a scene. She was very quick witted and could improvise and be very funny with it.

There was a storyline where Pam was complaining for a while about the state of the kitchen refrigerator. She complained that it was filthy and disgusting. She complained that people would leave things in there for a long time. She said that no one cleaned it and it was filled with tons of disgusting leftovers. She complained so much that the others started to get annoyed about it. Angela and the other women in the office in particular. They would sometimes get a bit annoyed with Pam in general. There was a little bit of a rivalry between them as well.

The time came when they were all in the kitchen and Pam began to complain about it again. “Everyone, I think this would be a good time to discuss the refrigerator. It is disgusting. It is filled with garbage that has been sitting in there for months. It is so gross. We really need to do something about it.” She pulled out a container of tuna salad. “I mean look at this. This says that this tuna salad expired three months ago. This is disgusting. It smells awful. There is no excuse. We need to get rid of it.

Angela smirked, “Oh, I agree. Absolutely. We need to get rid of it. Wait I have an idea,” She smiled as she took the container from Pam. She took the plastic lid off. “Pu. That really does stink doesn’t it.? Well, I have an idea.” She lifted the container in the air and turned it over, dumping the rotten tuna salad over Pam’s head. Everyone was in shock including Pam. The tuna salad fell down her face and stuck to her cheeks and to her frizzy hair.

Angela then went into the refrigerator. “Well, look at all of this stuff in here. I mean my gosh look at this container of old salad. It’s covered in ranch salad dressing. Oh my gosh look, it’s completely rotten. We have to get rid of this.” She then opened the container and spilled the rotten salad right over Pam’s head. The dressing was congealed. The lettuce and tomatoes were gooey and almost black. They were long since expired. The rotten salad fell over Pam’s head, sticking to her hair and face.

“And look at this bottle of Caesar salad dressing. It expired last March. This will never do,” Angela said. She untwisted the lid and started to pour the dressing all over Pam’s boobs, down her sweater and onto her skirt. She then shook it above her head causing the thicker blobs that had stuck on the bottom of the bottle to fall onto Pam’s head.

“Yeah and look at this massive container of spaghetti,” Kelly said,” It has been here as long as I can remember.” She too got into the act, opening the container and proceeding to tip it over Pam’s head. There was smelly cheese and meatballs in it as well. Pam shook her head as the spaghetti was dumped onto her head. The meatballs rolled down her face onto her body. A few falling into her shirt. She rolled her eyes. Soggy leftover spaghetti stuck to and dripped from her head and hair.

Phyllis then chimed in. “Pam is right. Look at this container of baked beans someone brought in. No one is going to eat them are they?” She then reached in and grabbed the container. She removed the lid and smiled. She gave an evil look and snickered as she began to dump baked beans all over Pam. Pam closed her eyes as the beans washed over her face and her body. Phyllis was clearly relishing the opportunity to do this to Pam. She was very quiet and sweet most of the time, but sometimes, when there was an opportunity, she enjoyed being a bit cruel. She was loving every minute of this.

Meredith then said. “I am sorry, but I think I left some coleslaw in there two years ago.” She had a look inside. “Oh yeah, here it is.” She recoiled at the odour as she opened it. She shrugged her shoulders and then smushed it down onto Pam’s head. Sloppy, creamy leftover coleslaw stuck to her curly hair and dripped down her face.

At this point Karen came in. Karen had been Pam’s rival for the affection of Jim. She was always very jealous of Pam and did not like the close relationship that she had with her boyfriend. She was loving seeing what she had just walked into. “We were just talking about cleaning the fridge,” Angela told her, “Pam was very vocal about it.” “Oh she is too right though. I mean look. I left this corn chowder in here months ago and just forgot it was in here.”

She took the full container out. She opened it. She glared at Pam and then smirked. She then poured the sloppy corn soup all over her rival’s head. She chuckled as she shook it with both hands, dislodging it all over Pam. “There we go. All gone. It’s gone to a much better place now.” Pam was mortified. She was covered in Karen’s soup as Karen looked at her smugly and chuckled.

“Well, thanks Pam. You were so right. It is all done now. It’s all gone. Nice and clean.” Karen would relive this moment in her head for years to come. Getting revenge on Pam like that was very sweet. She loved every second of it.

Pam was then shown afterwards, being interviewed in the meeting room still dripping in expired food. She was totally dishevelled. “That did not go as planned,” she said in her usual dry delivery.

Joan Osborne messy fakes.

 These are fakes of Joan Osborne.

Kayleigh McEnany most messable

 

Kayleigh McEnany most messable

Kayleigh McEnany was put in a positon of great importance in the government. She was not someone who was well thought of by anyone beyond those walls though. She was obnoxious, annoying and sometimes less than honest. On the other hand she had a very difficult task keeping up with all the dishonesty and corruption that went on in Washington. She ended up resigning as many others had done before her. Before that happened though, she was voted the most deserving woman of a messing in the world. She deserved what she was going to get entirely. Since she was resigning and the people in power were secretly a bit annoyed by this, they did not stop it from happening.

She was stood at a podium as she had been for her duties previously. All of the press from around the world were there addressing her. There was yet another controversy that had sprung up as there seemed to be daily. She was sometimes someone who was in a position where she had to deal with questions about things that were almost indefensible. She had to toe the line and repeat what she was told to say. On this occasion though, she was asked something very different from a member of the press. “It has been reported that you were voted the most deserving female in the country of receiving a messing.” She looked very annoyed by this. “Is this a question?,” she snapped,” That is just fake news, I am sure drummed up by the media.” “You can’t just dismiss anything you don’t like by saying it is fake news. To be honest, the vast majority of the people in the country would agree with the assessment. You won by a landslide as well, by the way.” “Why are you wasting all of our time with this nonsense? This is ridiculous.” “Actually, you are the one who is ridiculous and you will be getting exactly what you deserve.” She fumed, shaking her head in anger. “Why don’t we just move on to the next question shall we?” At least she didn’t storm out.

The press members were all snickering. “What are you giggling at?,” she raged. They could not contain their excitement. Just as she said this, she heard a noise coming from above her. She was dressed in a tight fitting blue green dress. As she looked up, gallons of thick, gloppy brown gunge started to pour down upon her from above. It looked a bit like beef stew or something in thick brown gravy. It poured down over her blonde hair, all over her face and down her dress and body. The press started snapping photos, capturing every second of what was happening. She closed her eyes as she was showered in the thickest, sloppiest brown muck imaginable.

She was extremely vein and haughty. She was mortified to be covered in revolting mess. She threw her hands in the air and screamed. “What the f is this? You think this is funny? I will get you back for this. I swear it. You can’t do this to me. I am better than you.”

The whole country enjoyed seeing this happen to her. No one came to her defence. She had stepped down and would never be seen or heard from again.

Alex Scott fake gunge

 This is a fake messing of Alex Scott, getting gunged

Love Island pies in the face 2

 Love Island pies in the face 2. These are from the UK, Australia and the USA. They are pretty good some of them. There are a few where the disgusting stodgey pie crust sticks in place on the tops of their heads. The women are quite attractive and the pieing are surprisingly good.