Margaret Qualley short story

 

Margaret Qualley short story

Margaret Qualley is Andie Macdowell’s daughter. The two appeared on a hsow together. They played a game against one another. Andie ended up winning. The show was a lot like What would you do. Andie was very happy that she won the game. Margaret was not really aware that there would be messy consequences for her as the loser.

They gave Andie a choice, “You can take a token that will send you to the wall of stuff, or we could send your daughter to the pie wash. What would you rather do?” Margaret was saying no and waiving her hands about as she smiled and laughed. “Well, I have got to tell you that I think that I am going to go with the pie wash. “ She pointed over to the pie wash. She clapped and laughed.

“Ok, unfortunately for Margaret that means she is headed to the pie wash. Come with me,” the host said. She shook her head, but reluctantly followed. She took her seat in the pie wash, crossing her legs and arms. Andie moved over to get a better view. Her daughter was dressed in a white dress.

Margaret braced herself as she was strapped in. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. “Ok, here we go,” the host said. The chair began to turn around. The pie jets were turned on, they began to spray Margaret all over. Lines of pie filling poured out upon her and began to criss cross her body. Pie filling was dispersed all over her body. It poured over her head, onto her lap, over her legs. She was soon covered in off white mess. Andie clapped and cheered.

Finally the chair stopped and the mess stopped. The host spoke to Margaret. “Well, do you have anything to say to your Mom? She put you in the pie wash.” “Yeah, I will get you back for this.”

Dakota Kai fake mess 3

 Dakota Kai fake mess 3 

Jet Blue Cupcake girl

 

Jet Blue Cupcake girl

The cupcake girl from the Jet Blue commercial was asked to be on Let Her Have It. She was surprised to be asked because she was only in a few second commercial once. That was enough to get her noticed by Mr. G. though. She was gorgeous and really funny. She was flattered to be selected to appear on the show. She agreed, knowing that the results would be messy for her.

She was welcomed to the show by Mr. G. himself. They shook hands and then walked towards the couches. They sat down to chat. “It is great to have you on the show,” Mr. G. said,” Well, it’s good to be here,” she replied. “So, you are known for the commercial with the cupcake.” “Yeah, it was just a commercial.” “You left quite an impression though, I must say.” “Why, thank you,” she replied. “Thanks for agreeing to appear on the show. You know why we are here today.” “Yes, I do. It should be fun. Shouldn’t it? I hope it will be ok.” “Don’t worry, you will do great.”

“If you will join me please,” he said. He led her over to a special chair that had been set up. It was a little like a dentist chair. It reclined backwards. She was wearing the same blue dress and jean jacket that she had worn in the commercial. She sat down in the chair. She wiggled her feet and hands. She looked up. The mess was about to come.

From above, yellow cake batter began to fall. It began to pour over her face and hair. She closed her eyes as the batter plopped its way all over her face. It fell all over her big somewhat oversized nose and dimples. It poured down her shoulders and all over her body. She was soon soaked in the batter. It covered the chair and splashed everywhere.

Following the cake batter came frosting. It was pink and soft. She closed her eyes as massive globs of frosting fell onto her head. She was soon covered in creamy pink mess. She lifted her head up and smiled. She gave two thumbs up. She licked her lips and laughed.

She then sat up and delivered the lines from the commercial again,” Who invented mini cupcakes anyway though. Isn’t a cupcake already a smaller version of a cake?” With that, a massive sheet cake was brought out. It was placed in front of her. She smiled and made a face. She then pushed her own face into the cake. It was then pushed over onto her, falling all over her body.

Mr. G. began to speak to her again. “That was fantastic. I can’t thank you enough for coming on the show.” She stood up and gave Mr. G. a massive messy hug and kiss. She then giggled as she had in the commercial.

Shakira fakes 2,3,4

 Shakira fakes 2,3,4