Lilith Fair part 2: Jewel

Lilith Fair part 2: Jewel

The first messing of the night was shocking but very enjoyable for the Lilith Fair audience. They wondered who would be the next in the firing line and what would happen to them. A few more acts played and it was revealed that they would not be the ones getting messed. Now, it was Jewel’s turn to perform. The Alaskan born singer was very nervous now. She was nowhere near as confident or as kinky as Fiona Apple. She really hoped that she had not garnered enough votes. The PA announcer started to speak. “Our next act is the fabulous Jewel.” The crowd cheered for her. “ More importantly, the question is, is she going to be one of our acts that is going to be getting messy. Your votes will have decided that. I can now reveal that Jewel…,” he paused for dramatic effect. The anticipation built. Jewel stood at the corner of the stage biting her lip in anticipation, her face all scrunched up. The tension built even more. ”Jewel… is in the top three which means she will be getting the mess.” The crowd erupted in a flurry of applause and laughter. “Oh my gosh,” Jewel said, blushing and nervously giggling.

“Please welcome, Jewel,” the announcer said. Jewel wanted to run. She was bright red and was sweating profusely in embarrassment. She wanted to run away, but knew that she couldn’t. She reluctantly wanted onto stage. She wore a black shirt with several buttons undone. She had on a black skirt and a pair of black boots. The black contrasting with her soft, supple, smooth tanned skin. She mustered up a smile and waive as she walked on the stage. She walked out to the centre of the stage and stood there. She crossed her legs nervously, waiting for wait might happen to her. The audience fell silent and awaited what was about to happen. It was not going to be as elaborate as what had happened to Fiona Apple earlier, that was clear. Jewel brushed her hair back with her hand and gave a nervous smile. She was almost shaking she was so nervous about this. Her hands were at her side.

Everyone waited. It was a long time before anything happened. Then, when everyone least expected it, a pie flew up at an angle from somewhere at the front of the stage. No one, including Jewel saw it coming. The pie was launched through the air at quite a quick rate of speed t Jewel. She did not see it coming, so had no time or inclination to react to it. It was hurdled through the air and landed squarely on target. It hit her full force in the face with a crunching sound. The pie popped her in the face, exploding in all direction. Cream flew everywhere. The tin instantly flew off. In one instant Jewel’s beautiful, smooth, tanned face was covered in thick whipped cream. Her forehead and the areas around her eyes and mouth were covered in cream. The bridge of her nose was coated in it. It was thick sloppy and white. Parts of her face were still visible under the mask of pie. Remains of the pie remained around her neck and the top of her skirt. Her black silk shirt was speckled with bits of white whipped cream. The crowd had exploded in laughter upon the moment of impact. Jewel bent her knees and giggled. Pie dripped from her lips. She smiled, revealing her slightly misshapen, but incredibly sexy teeth. Her blond hair was also coated in some of the pie. At this point, her face wasn’t one hundred percent covered in pie but only mostly coated in the soft creamy mess. Jewel thought to herself how cool the soft mushy pie was against her hot sweaty tanned skin. It was a hot sweaty summer day, the feel of the cold pie on her red hot skin felt almost nice, almost sensual. Though, she would never tell anyone else that.

Jewel had been put aback by the first pie. She had no idea what was to happen next. A few seconds later, another pie was catapulted at her from a similar angle. Then another. Then another. Jewel was now being obliterated by a barrage of pies. One after another hit her body and face. She lifted her leg and put her hands in front of her. She was nearly knocked backwards a few times by the force of the pies that were hitting her. One by one the pies hit her. In her chest, on her stomach, on her skirt, on her thigh, on her calves and in her face. She waived her hands and laughed as a quick succession of pies splatted against her, one after another. She wiggled and squirmed as she was pelted with the pies. She could not help but laugh as the pies hit her one after another. Some of the tins stuck to her, some fell away. Some of the tins were knocked lose by ones that hit her afterwards. The flurry of pies seemed to go one forever. Eventually, the last pie hit, nailing Jewel in the face again. Jewel was left to catch her breath. The crowd let out a massive cheer. She held out her hands in front of her and left out a huge laugh of exasperation. “Look at me, I am covered in pie,” she seemed to say. She peeled one of the remaining pie tins away from her sexy leg and dropped it to the floor. Her black clothes and her tanned skin were now almost totally covered in soft white creamy pie from head to toe. She took her hand rubbed a gigantic glob of the pie from her neck. She licked her lips. Her face and hair were now totally covered in pie. She cleared some away from her forehead and her eyes. Although the pie was soft and light, there was so much of the stuff covering her that it was now feeling heavy on her body. She could feel pie down her shirt and on her knees. She bent her knees and arched her back laughing at her current situation.

Jewel was hoping that the pies would be the end of it, unfortunately for her they weren’t, not by a long shot, there was so much more to come. Jewel had only just steadied herself after the barrage of pies that she had been hit with. She then heard someone yell at her, “Hey, Jewel, look up.” She looked up as a reflex. She realized almost instantly that that was a bad move. When she looked up, someone must have pulled a cord or a lever, because from the ceiling above her fell a tidal wave of slime. It was the green slime like they used to use on Nickelodeon. As she looked up the slime was released from some sort of tank or box that was directly over her head. The slime plummeted down from the ceiling. It seemed to dangle in midair for one brief moment before finally reaching its target, which was Jewel’s face. When she looked up it poured straight down onto her face. Her mouth and eyes were splashed. She quickly shut them and pushed her head back forward. The slime did not cease though. It continued pouring down onto her head. She blew from lips releasing some of the slime from her mouth. It poured down on her for an extended period of time. Her hair was soaked in green slime. Her shoulders and neck were dripping in slime. The slime rolled down Jewel’s neck and down her body. Her black clothes dripped irregularly in the green slime. It was soft and smooth. Jewel just stood there looking down at her feet as she got slimed. She was soon fully coated in the stuff. It was slimy and cold. Green slime dripped down her tanned legs and boots. Her tanned skin dripping in the green slime. The crowd applauded loudly. When the slime stopped, Jewel threw her head back and gave a muted smile, flicking some of the slime away. Slime dripped down her body from head to toe. She rubbed her arms and shook her head. She waived to the crowd.

Little did she know that this wasn’t the end. She laughed and rolled her eyes sensually. She patted herself down and rubbed some of the slime off of her arms and legs. The slime almost shined on her shimmering tan skin. She bit her lip. Just as she steadied herself, still dripping in slime, buckets full of rice pudding were hurled at her. Thick, sloppy rice pudding flew through the air, from the same direction that the pies had come from earlier. It was thick and sloppy with an off white colour. It looked disgusting. Rice pudding flung through the air. It landed over Jewel with a splash. In an instant, she was dripping in the sloppy rice pudding. Bits of rice oozed down her face and body. It looked as though someone had been sick on her. Jewel made an Ugh noise. She now dripped in the rice pudding. The texture of it was nauseating. She gave a defeated pouty frown and wiggled her fingers around in the rice pudding. Then, in quick succession, three more buckets of rice pudding were thrown at her. They splashed her front, covering her clothes and body in rice pudding. It poured down her legs and boots. Her skirt now clung to her body. Her ample cleavage now heaving from her top coated in rice pudding. She ran her hands down her clothes in the sloppy rice pudding. A large puddle of mess collected around her feet. She squirmed in the mess. She turned around and was hit with another bucket of rice pudding. It flew through the air and landed on her backside, sending rice pudding flying in all directions. Her bottom was smeared in rice pudding. The backs of her legs dripped in rice pudding. She shuffled her legs and let the pudding fall down her thighs and calves and down her boots. She turned back around and flicked some of the rice pudding from the ends of her hair. She looked a bit like a drowned rat covered in the mess, soaking in rice pudding. She stomped her feet in the puddle of mess beneath them. She sighed. She could feel the rice pudding all over her, overwhelming her clothes. She could feel it running down her body, down her legs, all over her chest. She reached in and picked a handful of rice pudding from inside of her shirt and tossed it to the ground.

Jewel was totally trashed now. She hoped that this would be over soon. The mess that covered her was beginning to become heavy and quite cumbersome. She let out a deep sigh and closed her eyes. As soon as she opened her eyes she looked down and noticed that there were two hoses coming from where the pies had come from, pointing straight in her direction. She threw up her hands instinctively and contorted her body, raising one leg high in front of herself, in an attempt to deflect what was about to be coming her way. The hoses were switched on. Immediately, a rush of pink gunge came exploding from the hoses at Jewel. She screamed and squealed. Her body wiggled about as the pink gunge was sprayed all over her. She twisted and turned as the people directing the gunge sprayed it liberally all over her entire body. It was splashing everywhere now. She wiggled around and fell on her bottom, her legs bent in front of her. Her panties now visible to the crowd, also black. The gunge continued spraying her. It was sprayed all over her sexy legs and up her skirt. She screeched as her underwear was sprayed with a deluge of sloppy pink gunge. They sprayed her down as if they were washing a car. She tried placing her hands in front of her to stop the gunge, but it continued to come at her. She fell onto the stage floor and rolled around on the ground as the gunge continued spraying her. When the hoses finally stopped spraying her, Jewel was left sat on the stage dripping in slimy pink gunge. The crowd roared with laughter throughout. She wiped some of the gunge off of herself and stood up. She bowed to the crowd as they applauded her. She gave a muted smile. She then walked off stage and back to her dressing room.

Two of the stars of the show had been messed already, but who would the third be. The options were running low. Everyone had a feeling who it might be. They were going to be in for another enjoyable messing later in the show. Seeing Jewel getting drenched as she did, definitely pleased the crowd. She was pretty big star at the time and one of the major reasons a lot of people bought tickets. The messing was just a bonus.

Stwnsh ar y ffordd 2012 episode 4

This week was another good week on Stwnsh ar y ffordd. Another female teacher was gunged, which was great. I think she thought that her team was definatly going to win. her team had a big lead going into the final event.She is pretty attractive as well. For some reason when her hair was tied back she was not as attractive, at least in my mind. The gunge was pretty much on target for the most part, none of the trays missed completly. Again, it appears that a part of teh gunging was editted out for some reason. All things considering I think it was pretty good. I enjoy the reactions before and after the gungings on these type of shows almost as much as the actual gunging. Anyway the full gallery is posted on Tellygunge at the below link.

http://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/stwnsh-ar-y-ffordd-2012-episode-4/

The Apprentice 2012: a special challenge

The Apprentice 2012: a special challenge

It was a very special episode if the apprentice. The ladies were going to compete in a very special task. They were divided into two teams with three women on each team. Team one consisted of Gabrielle, Jenna and Jade. Team two was made up of Jane, Katie and Laura. The two teams were going to be pitted against one another in one of the usual Apprentice tasks. This time, however, there was going to be real consequences for the losers and it would be much more than just being eliminated from the show. The six businesswomen were summoned to Allan Sugar’s office early in the morning. They thought it was just going to be a normal task like any other day on the Apprentice. The ladies entered the boardroom and took places sat around the table. All of them were dressed in skirt suits except for Jenna who had trousers on. Katie, Jade and Laura wore their hair down. The other team wore their hair back. They all were a bit anxious, as always, worried about what Lord Sugar had in store for them today. He entered the boardroom and greeted them. They responded with a polite hello back. He sat down in his place.

“Ok,” He said,” I have gathered you today for a special challenge. There will be two teams competing against each other today. You all will be relieved to know that today is not a part of the normal challenge. No one will be sent home.” The ladies smiled at each other and celebrated. “However,” the punishment for losing may be viewed as worse than being sent home. Let’s just say, that you do not want to lose this task. The stakes are as high as ever here. The task itself is simple. You will be given a stall out in a public market and will be selling food. You will have all day to sell as much food as you can. The team that sells the most food will be the winners. The team that sells the least amount of food will be the losers and will have to face the consequences. The consequences will come in the form of the leftover food that is not sold at the stalls. More specifically, whatever food is left unsold will be put to good use. There will be no waist. You see, the winning team will be dumping the leftover food all over the losing team.” Both teams looked at each other their eyes widened and their mouths hung open in shock. Lord Sugar had been right, they really did not want to lose this task.

“The teams today will be competing today will be Jade, Jenna and Gabrielle on one team and Katie, Laura and Jane on the other team. You ladies will be going out to the market in one hour. Good luck,” he said. “Thank you Lord Sugar,” they replied. He stood up and left the room, leaving them there to ponder their situation together. The well dressed women looked at their team mates for the day wide eyed and shocked. They were soon escorted from the room and taken away in separate cars. They were not going to be allowed to choose what they were selling on this day. They were both going to be given the same food to sell. They would be in the same market, but on opposite sides of it. It was a large outdoor market that was big enough to have quite a few food stalls in it. Things were done this way so the playing field would be totally equal. Their product and their locations would be pretty much identical, so the results would be down to their selling abilities alone. The stakes were certainly high. These six were very competitive anyway, but none of them wanted to get covered in mess.

During the ride over to the market he discussions were intense. None of them could believe that they were in this situation. All of them wanted to win the show desperately though and they were all pretty much willing to do absolutely anything if it meant being successful on the show. Losing this challenge was something that none of them wanted. Of course, they were all too aware that this whole thing was going to air on television as well, so the whole country would be tuning in. Losing would men total embarrassment in front of the nation for the losing team. They were all very aware as well that a part of the results was out of their control. All they could do was sell as much as they possibly could. If the other team sold even one pound more worth of food they would lose the task. They could, in theory, do amazingly well and make a ton of money and still end up losing the task and getting the mess. They also were going to be motivated to sell lots of food, because whatever was left over was going to be used on the losers. If there was less left , there would be less to pour on them if they lost. Of course, sales technique was going to be very important here. The strategy used by the team would be paramount and would, probably, be the difference between winning and losing. They were going to try to not think about losing as a possibility. They were going to do their best all day to not think about the fact that the food that they were serving might end up being poured over their head later that day.

The two teams arrived at the market at the same time and were shown to their respective stalls. They would be selling a variety of foods. They, basically, would be warming up precooked food. Everything was already set up for them. They arrived before the market opened to set up and get everything ready. All was set to go when the market opened. The day got under way and the two teams of businesswomen began their best to sell as much of the food that they could. There would be the inevitable consequence for one of the teams that they all wanted to avoid at any cost. The sales started off very slow, because it was the morning and no one was wanting to eat lunch type items that early in the day. Both teams struggled with their sales at the beginning of the day. They began to worry quite a bit that they were not going to be able to sell much of anything. The team of Katie, Jane and Laura decided that Katie should go around the market and try to talk people into coming to buy food. Katie went and walked around, but did not find people that receptive to what she was saying. She was trying to approach random strangers and convince them to come and buy food. It worked ok, but did not go brilliantly. In the meantime, Gabrielle and Jade were sent around with some samples to do the same for their team. This worked slightly better, but it did not work as they would have hoped either.

As lunchtime approached, the sales for both teams were meagre. The teams were also finding out that the reaction to the food that they did sell was not that positive either. A lot of the people who did purchase the food did not like what they tasted. It was not the best quality of food and it showed. Around lunchtime the sales for both teams began to improve. More people started to fill the market and the food began to sell more and more. For both teams, it was going ok. Jenna was proving her selling skills once again. Her sales technique was excellent and Gabrielle and Jade were beginning to really draw people into the stall. Katie was doing her best to use her charm to get people over to the stall. The results were mixed. At least, they were starting to make some sales now.

After lunch things slowed down a lot for both teams. Jane suggested that they lower the price for the food to try to sell more. There was a huge risk though, the challenge was to make the most money. If the price was dropped, they would need to sell a lot more in order to make the same amount of money. Of course, if the price was lowered it might encourage more people to purchase food. They decided to drop the price, but would this pay off for them? They decided that selling as much as possible would be the best strategy. Dropping the price did not really work out as well as it had been hoped that it would. Sales still continued to be sluggish. Sales for the other team in the afternoon were also not that great. Jenna, however, was able to somehow draw in a number of customers using her selling techniques. As the market closed and the sellers started to pack everything away, both teams were hoping that they had done enough to win the task. No one wanted to face the consequences if they had lost. All they could do now is head back to the boardroom and wait to hear the results.

The two teams found themselves in the waiting room, waiting to be called into the boardroom for the results. The room was filled with tension, even more than usual. Eventually, they were told that Lord Sugar would see them now. They stood up and nervously entered the board room. They each took their seats. Lord Sugar was waiting to see them. He greeted them and they all greeted him back in unison. They all looked at him. Their eyes were wide. It was clear that they were all very nervous about this. “So,” Allen Sugar said,” Let’s talk a bit about how the task went. I hear that the sales were quite sluggish to start off with,” he said. “Yean, in the morning, it was very difficult to sell very much we found,” Laura said. “Other team how did you find it?,” he asked. “About the same really,” Jenna said, “ We came up with idea to go out and to try to sort out some business by offering free samples.” “How did that go, then?,” Lord Sugar ask. “Pretty well,” Gabrielle said,” Jade and I handled that part and we seemed to attract a scent number of customers back to the stall. They stayed and bought more food, most of them,” she said. “Excellent. Did the other team try anything like that?,” he asked. “Yes, we id,” Katie replied,” I went out and tried to get some advertise the stall.” “How did that go?,” he asked. “It went ok,” Katie said,” We still didn’t have the best of luck, but I managed to pull a few in.” “I then see that things picked up at lunch, but calmed down after that. How did you handle that?,” he asked. “Well,” Jane said in her sexy Irish accent,” Towards the end of the day, when sales slowed down, I came up with the thought of lowering the prices, so that we could sell more.” “Jane, that was very risky, it is a good strategy in order to shift the units, but you need to be careful not to jeopardize your profit. Especially, seeing as the goal of this task was to earn as much as possible.” “I recognize that Lord Sugar, but at that point, we were not selling anything at all, so we had to do something, otherwise we would have been in serious trouble,” Jane replied. “I know what you are saying, Jane, but we will see if that gamble paid off. What about the other team, how did you find the afternoon?” “Well, it did slow down after lunch, but it wasn’t that bad. Somehow we managed to keep a steady flow of customers, although it was much slower after lunch,” Jenna replied. “From what I heard, Jenna, your sales techniques were put to good use today.” ”Thank you, Lord Sugar,” she replied.

“Well, I am sure you are all dying to hear the results. A lot is riding on this one today ladies.” The camera panned around the room showing close ups of the nervous women. Jane took a deep breath as did Laura. Katie closed her eyes. Jenna inhaled. Jade bit her lip. Gabrielle scrunched up her face. The tension in the room was at an all time high. You could cut it with a knife. These businesswomen were now sweating it out, literally. It was the moment of truth. It was all out of their hands at this point. “Ok, here we go,” Lord Sugar said,” The team of Jenna, Jade and Gabrielle made a total of £835 today.” The ladies on that team said,” Yes,” and smiled, although they had no clue what the other team made. “the team of Katie, Jade and Laura made…,” the pause was long and agonizing. Everyone held their breath. It was finally the moment of truth. “£496.” Gabrielle, Jenna and Jade celebrated. They had never been so relieved in all of their lives. They won and would avoid the leftovers. It was a different story for Jane, Katie and Laura, however. Jane’s jaw dropped and her eyes widened. She took a deep breath and turned to the others. Katie bit her lip. Her eyes were wide, her forehead was crinkled. She was sweating heavily now. She was blushing bright red. Laura took a deep breath and puffed out her cheeks. The three losers looked at each other. They could imagine how embarrassing this was going to be. The winning team could not help but look at the losing team and laugh with satisfaction.

“So, Katie, Jane and Laura,” Lord Sugar said,” You were beaten badly in this challenge. It was completely fair. Your team made some fatal errors. Only sending one person out to draw in business was one. Katie also did not do the best job of selling people and Jane’s idea of lowering the price at the end backfired. You are our losers. Instead of being fired you will follow to the designated local and receive your punishment at the hands of the winners.” The winners smiled at each other and celebrated. “Katie, Jane and Laura…your slopped,” he said. He stood up and walked out. Jane, Katie and Laura were left shaking their heads in embarrassment. “Sorry ladies,” Gabrielle said, wiggling her eyebrows. The three ladies were then asked to stand up and were lead out to the location where the messing was going to happen. The winners followed in an altogether better mood.

Katie, Jane and Laura were led, in silence down the stairs to the foyer of the building. Their heads were hung low, contemplating what was about to happen to them. They exited the building and were greeted by everything that was all set up for them. The two food stalls were set up in the lobby on either side. Three chairs were set up in the middle of the foyer. The food stalls had buckets of the leftovers set up for them. The three women were dressed as they usually did on these days. Jane wore her red dress with black tights. Katie wore her grey suit with pink shirt underneath and Laura were her darker grey suit. They walked into the foyer and were instructed that they were to sit on the seats in the middle. The three ladies walked to their seats and sat down. Jane sat in the middle, crossing her arms with a look of dread on her face. Katie blushed as she took her seat. Laura bit her lip as she positioned herself on her chair. Jade, Jenna and Gabrielle now entered with huge smiles beaming across their faces. The other three looked up with looks of trepidation across their faces. Lord Sugar then entered.



“Ok, Katie, Jane and Laura lost the task. They now have to pay the consequences. I now want each of the winners to pick one of the losers and to stand behind them,” Lord Sugar instructed. Gabrielle, Jenna and Jade tried their best to keep their composure and not start laughing. The three talked it over a bit and then walked over taking their places. Jenna walked over and stood behind Jane. Jade walked over and stood behind Katie. Gabrielle then walked over and stood behind Laura. It was obvious that the person that they had chosen would be the person that they would be pouring the leftovers over. The fact that it had been personalized in the way that it had made it even more embarrassing for the three sat in the chairs. The three looked visibly uncomfortable by this point. “Katie, Jane, Laura, you did not win the task… you’re slopped,” Lord Sugar said pointing at them. Jane took a deep breath and rolled her eyes. Katie furrowed her brow and scratched her forehead. Laura looked down at her feet and then flicked her hair back. The ladies then watched as all of the leftovers from both stalled were taken and poured into three enormous buckets. They had served a variety of foods. They sat and witnessed as bowls and containers for the refrigerators and cabinets were poured out into the buckets. Baked beans, spaghetti, peas, salad, bit of meat, soup, custard, potatoes and more scraped into each of the buckets. The three winners delighted at what they were witnessing. Jane, Katie and Laura cringed as they were forced to watch their slop buckets being made up right in front of them. They cringed and gave disgusted looks as they watched the leftovers being loaded into the three buckets.

Gabrielle, Jade and Jenna were then allowed to walk over and take a bucket each. They smiled as they walked over and each selected one of the disgusting buckets each filled with sloppy leftovers. They did their best to contain their laughter. They carried their buckets over and took their places again behind the woman of their choosing. Each one beamed with a smile from ear to ear. “Ok ladies, you lost the task and now it is time for you to pay the consequences. Ladies, when you are ready,” Lord Sugar said. It was finally time.

Gabrielle, Jenna and Jade looked at each other and grinned, giving a chuckle. Together they raised their buckets over Katie, Jane and Laura. Katie turned her head and looked at the others and gave a nervous laugh. Jane took a deep breath and whispered,” Oh my god,” to herself. Laura looked back at Katie. “I can’t believe this,“ she said sheepishly. Laura closed her eyes and raised her shoulders. Katie furrowed her brow. Jane closed her eyes tightly. The three buckets were raised over Jane, Katie and Laura’s heads. In unison they were tipped. The sloppy leftovers began to pour from the three buckets. Gabrielle, Jade and Jenna began to dump the conglomeration of unsold food over their competitors.

The slop poured from the buckets landing on the heads of Jane, Katie and Laura. The unsold food poured down onto Katie’s head. It was so thick and there was much of it that it instantly covered her entire head. Bits of spaghetti, meat, vegetables and sauce all mixed together engulfed Katie’s head. She made an unpleasant low pitched moan as the food poured on her. Piles of the food dumped down her front, trashing her light grey suit. It poured and poured all over her body. More food was dumped over Jane. Her hands were placed on her knees as the slop began to pour down her black hair and down over her face. She cringed as the cold clammy leftovers fell onto her face, down her cheeks and chin. Her face smeared in sauce. She could feel it falling over her lips and over her body. Jenna playfully moved the bucket backwards and forwards over Jane. She relished dumping the mess all over the Irish businesswoman. She moved the bucket back and forth making sure to get as much of the mess over as much of Jane’s body as she possibly could. Globs of the leftovers flowed down Jane’s red dress, onto her breasts and backside as well. Laura let out a screech when she felt the food being poured over the back of her head. It first covered her hair. The bucket was then moved slightly forward, causing the mess to slowly cover Laura’s face. Bits of the disgusting food slopped down over Laura’s beautiful face. She gave a pained expression as her opponent poured more of the food onto her. She wrapped her arms around her body as the disgusting, stinking leftovers rained down over her.

Gabrielle, Jade and Jenna laughed as they individually trashed their three opponents. The buckets held so much mess that they seemed to be able to pour for ages. The buckets seemed almost bottomless. There was nothing Laura, Jane and Katie could do but squirm in their seats as the winners poured the leftovers from the task all over them. When it was all over the three of them looked as if they had fallen into a compost heap or a skip. All three were covered in all manner of food waste. A variety of different foods stuck to them. Strands of spaghetti dangled from Katie’s head. Laura’s face was smeared with tomato sauce. Peas, carrots and what looked like meat balls stuck all over Jane’s face. Their bodies were covered from head to toe in all sorts of food. Their clothes covered in rotten mess that soaked right through. The smell coming from them was revolting. It literally smelled as though someone had been sick. The three of them looked at each other dejectedly. Katie gave a half smile. Jane and Laura looked defeated and annoyed. Gabrielle, Jenna and Jade high fived one another and celebrated. They were able to laugh openly now. They pointed at the leftover covered losers and laughed. Lord Sugar stood with his arms crossed, observing the whole thing. He shook his head. “I hope that this will be a lesson girls. Do not lose a task on my show, or you will pay the price.” He then walked off. Food still dripping everywhere off of Katie, Jane and Laura.

Gabrielle, Jenna and Jade had loved every moment of what they had just done to the three losers. They were allowed to leave. They walked out and waived to the losers, still sat in their chairs. “See you later, ladies,” they said as they exited. The three losers were left sitting where they were. They did their best to scrape off as much of the excess mess as the possibly could. Jane shook her head. There were really no words to express what had happened. They could not believe what had just happened. The word embarrassing did not do justice to the situation they were in. They were allowed to stand up. When they stood up, some of the leftovers fell from their bodies. They were made to take the walk of shame back to the car. They were not allowed to get cleaned up where they were. There were no facilities for that there. They were made to walk to the car. Inside, the car was covered in plastic. It was explained that they would have to ride home in the state that they were in. They got in the car and started out their journey back home. The three women were huddled into the car together. Their clothes and bodies were filthy. No one really spoke on the drive back. There was really nothing anyone could say. It is hard to speak to anyone seriously who has strands of spaghetti hanging from their fringe. They were all stunned from what had happened. They could not believe that it had really happened to them. It was very awkward to say the least.

When they arrived everyone was waiting for them. The rest of the candidates applauded as the three messy women exited the car. “Shut up, don’t say a word,” Jane said angrily, pointing her finger. The three ladies made the walk of shame a quickly as they could. They made their way to the bathrooms to get cleaned up. Everyone was interviewed afterwards. “We got to pour all of the leftovers over their heads, it was great,” Gabrielle said with a huge smile and a laugh. “Pouring the leftovers all over Jane was quite enjoyable, I have to say,” Jenna said. “We won they lost. As far as I am concerned the three losers got exactly what they deserved. I enjoyed it thoroughly,” Jade said. “We certainly paid the consequences. I never thought I would be in that situation. The leftovers were disgusting. I just sat there while it was poured all over me. She really let me have it. How embarrassing,” Katie said. “I was mortified. I am sure Jenna loved every minute of that. It absolutely stunk as well. It was totally gross,” Jane said. “Well, the other team beat us and they got to pour the leftovers over the three of us. They emptied all the food into three buckets. Gabrielle got to pour one of them all over me. I had food all over my body. They were having a great time. I am sure,” Laura said. Unfortunately, it was a day that the three ladies would never be able to live down. It was hard for anyone to take them that seriously after they had been seen covered in leftover food.

Stwnsh ar y ffordd 2012 episode 3

I have posted the whole gallery for this week's stwnsh ar y ffordd on Tellygunge. It was a very enjoyable episode. The woman on it took it really good. One of the male teachers got to let her have it as well. I am not sure of teh story, as I don't speak Welsh, but he may have been her boyfriend or something. Lois and the winning team seemed to really enjoy letting her have it as well. The link is below.

http://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/stwnsh-ar-y-ffordd-2012-episode-3/

Lauren Branning gets sprayed with beer

Lauren Branning got sprayed with beer on Eastenders  on Thursday. I wouldn't classify it as messy, but it is Lauren Branning.