Sadie Sink is Sadie Stink
Sadie Sink was promoting her role in the new Spiderman movie. She was very happy to be featured in it. She was appearing on television shows to promote the film. However, she was annoying the interviewers because she refused to say who her character was. One reporter became so annoyed that they hatched a scheme. They simply gave Sadie a choice. She could either reveal the name of her character or be covered in sloppy leftovers. “That’s right. It’s just that easy. Give us a name or you are going to get covered in sloppy mess.” Sadie laughed in embarrassment. The crowd cheered.
“Well, if I have such a great choice to make. How can I
refuse?,” she replied. “So, Sadie, the choice is yours.” “You are too kind,”
she replied sarcastically. “So what’s it going to be?” “I am not allowed to
reveal the secret,” she insisted. “Well, ok then, you know what that means.”
Sadie’s eyes fell.
At this point some stagehands entered carrying large trash bags. It was explained that they were full of leftovers and other assorted garbage. Sadie held her nose. She laughed and squirmed when she saw the trash bags being brought in for her. She could not believe that this was really happening to her.
The host then said,” Sadie Sink, you chose not to reveal the
identity of your character, but that means you have to pay the price. After
this, you will be known as Sadie Stink. Ok, let her have it.” The stagehands
then approached one by one. They stood behind Sadie and got ready to empty
their bags over her. She closed her eyes as tightly as she could. She held her
breath and puffed out her cheeks. She comically opened one eye. The first bad
was then opened.
It was tipped over her head. Her face contorted in a sort of gag motion as she got a good whiff of what was being dumped over her head. It was a mixture of revolting old food such as egg salad, peas, gravy and even bologna. The crowd erupted in laughter as they saw the rancid food poured all over the head of the redhead. They had not gimmicked the mess at all. It was genuine leftovers.
The next bag was then quickly opened and dumped over Sadie
Sink. This one contained items such as coleslaw, spaghetti and chilli con
carne. Sadie was enveloped by embarrassment. The whole world was watching her
getting covered in mess. The mess clung to her red hair and all over her white
outfit and body. Everything was stained in different shades of grossness.
Finally, the third bag was dispatched upon her. This one was full of pea soup, corn chowder and lasagne among other things. There were huge blobs of various messes that fell onto her. She did not want to know what some of them were.
“Well one thing we can say for sure, Sadie is definitely good
at keeping secrets. Sadie how do you feel now?” “Just shut up,” she bluntly
replied pointing at him. She brushed her hand through her hair, dislodging some
of the mess. She was totally covered. The host then said ,“Let’s hear it for
Sadie Stink.” Sadie just glared at him. She was not in the least bit amused.
