Sunday 8 January 2012

Lucy Jo Hudson Birthday Gift

Lucy Jo Hudson Birthday Gift




Lucy Jo Hudson had spent some years on Coronation Street and on Wild At Heart. It all happened on the set of Wild At Heart. It was Lucy Jo’s birthday. Little did she know that the whole cast and crew had a special birthday surprise for her. Unfortunately for her, it was a birthday surprise that she was going to wish that she had never received, by the end of the day. She came to work that day, not knowing what everyone had in store for her. She wore a tight fitting pink t shirt and a pair of olive green shorts. Her black hair was down but styled. She looked beautiful. Her olive coloured skin seemed to shimmer in the bright lights. This was during the time when Lucy Jo had a gorgeous, slightly curvy body. It was before she got terribly thin. She was a very attractive young woman, although she did not seem to know it. She certainly did not consider herself to be beautiful in any way. She was a very down to earth person. She was distinctively English looking. She felt that her nose was too big, but it was actually gorgeous.



Today was Lucy Jo’s birthday. She did not even mention it to anyone and no one said anything to her about it the entire morning. She wondered if anyone had remembered. She was not bothered if they had forgotten. Halfway through the day, it was break time. Only instead of going off to lunch, everyone gathered together around Lucy Jo. It was a little while before she noticed what was happened. She finally did. “Hey, guys, what’s up?” she said, a little nervous at the way that everyone was looking at her with knowing smirks. “You didn’t think that we would forget your birthday did you,” one of her fellow actors said. With that a bunch of the men grabbed her and playfully lifted her in the air, carrying her along. She laughed and smiled. She wondered what they were doing, but did not try to protest or argue. They carried her over to a different part of the set. They carried her over to one of the animal feeding troughs that was a part of the set. Usually, it would be filled with water. On this day, however, the water had been dumped out and replaced with green gunge. Lucy Jo laughed as she was carried along. “Where are you taking me,” she enquired. Everyone declined to answer. The dragged her over and held her over the trough. She looked downward and noticed what was below her. “Oh god, please don’t,” she laughed. The men gingerly swung her in the air. She screamed as they tossed her into the trough. She landed butt first in the trough of gunge, sending waves of it spurting outwards everywhere. Her body displacing some of the gunge. She screamed as she landed. The end result was Lucy Jo sitting waist deep in gunge. Her top and face were splashed with gunge a s well. She smacked her hands down on the gunge, splashing it. She closed her eyes, looked up in the air and shouted “Agghh!,” in a sarcastic voice accompanied with a laugh. The cast and crew gathered around her in a semi circle, laughing at her. She sat in the tough of gunge. She had no idea that there was more to come. She bent her knees and stretched her gunge submerged legs.



Before she knew it, several of the animal feeding buckets had been produced. They were filled with various substances. Lucy Jo had to continue to sit in the trough of gunge throughout what was about to happen to her. The young man who played Lucy Jo’s love interest on the show was the first to come forward, brandishing a bucket. “I am going to love this,” he said, “ I have always wanted to do this, sorry Lucy Jo.” Lucy Jo did nothing but roll her eyes. He was going to love pouring disgusting mess over the gorgeous Lucy Jo. The bucket was filled with orange gunge. Everyone else was going to enjoy this as well. He approached the trough that contained the gunge bathed, slightly chavy actress. He lifted the gunge bucket and aimed the gunge at the sexy actress. She closed her eyes as the bucket was slowly tipped by her on screen love interest. He got the chance to kiss Lucy Jo many times on screen and now he was going to get a chance to gunge her. He was a very fortunate person, to say the least. The bucket was tipped. The thick orange gunge slowly made its way out of the bucket and landed on top of Lucy Jo’s head. It coated the top of her head and her forehead. The gunge covered and overwhelmed her jet black hair, matting it in places. The gunge then flowed down onto Lucy Jo’s gorgeous face. Orange gunge now made its way over Lucy Jo Hudson’s nose. She gave a laugh of dejection, shaking her head, screwing up her mouth. The gunge fell down her nose. Gunge dripped from the tip of Lucy Jo’s nose, making it look longer. The gunge now engulfed her lips and cheeks. She closed her eyes as her head was now nearly totally engulfed in gunge. Gunge fell from her chin. The gunge also began to engulf her sexy neck. It fell all over her top. Her perky breasts were now coated in the gunge. The gunge added and mixed with the gunge that Lucy Jo was already sitting in, which caused the gunge level in the tough to rise. She lurched forward as she felt gunge flow down the back of her neck and then down her back. Her on screen love interest now moved his bucket back and forth over her, pouring what was still left in the bucket up and down her body. When he was down, he bowed, to the applause of the cast and crew of Wild at heart. Lucy Jo took her fingers and cleared her eyes. A large glob of gunge fell from her nose, landing in the gunge trough. She crossed her arms and shook her head, giving an angry look. She shook her finger, pretending to be pissed off about what had happened. “I will get you back for this,” she threatened. She ran her hand over her forehead, as she dripped with gunge.



Next to come with a feeding bucket was the actor who played Lucy Jo’s father on the show. His bucket was filled with gravy. He was smiling and laughing, enjoying the prospect of pouring mess on the young woman who played his daughter on the show. He made funny faces and laughed evilly in an overly dramatic way. Lucy Jo looked up at him and gave an annoyed look, as if to say,” Really?” He stood behind her , hoisting the bucket in the air. Lucy Jo hunched her shoulders and readied herself for the impact of the gravy. He lifted the bucket and began to pour it onto her. She felt like she was a turkey sitting in a baking pan. He aimed the gravy for the front of her face. The gravy started to pour down the front of her face, as she squealed. The thick brown mess poured from the bucket down her nose and then her chin and cheeks. The gravy covered the protruding features of her beautiful face. He then moves the bucket back slightly, directing the gravy over the rest of her face. She closed her eyes as an ocean of brown gravy covered her olive toned face. He then poured more down her neck, It flowed over her neck and down the front of her body, all over her shirt. The man who played her father aimed more gravy directly at her shapely bosoms. Thick brown gravy covered her chest. He poured more onto her gunge covered legs and onto her shorts. She moved her legs about in the mess, wiggling her backside as well. She looked up and laughed, her face covered in gravy. The actor celebrated, pumping his fist and shouting,” Yeah!”



The next person to have a turn, embarrassingly enough, was the old grizzled man who acted on the show. He could not wait to pour some messy slop over the beautiful young woman whom he worked with. He also brought forward a bucket, just like the others. In his bucket he had a large amount of chunky chicken and corn chowder. The white soup was filled with bits of chicken as well as vegetables such as peas and carrots, and of course, loads of sweet corn. As he moved towards her he yelled out,” Chowder!” The idea of getting slopped by an elderly man was a sensation the Lucy Jo was not sure how she felt about. Embarrassing would have been the best word for it. All she could do was shut her eyes and wait for him to “chowder her”. The elderly gentlemen took his time. He stood over her, laughing. He pointed down at her. “She is going to get it good. Sorry, darling,” he said. “Don’t mention it,” Lucy Jo said. He lifted the bucket and held it in place. He waited for a second. Lucy Jo braced herself for the chowder. When it did not come, she looked back over her shoulder. That was the moment that he tipped the bucket. As she looked back, her face was hit with the chowder. She quickly jerked her head forward, as chowder flew threw the air in every direction. Her face was instantly creamed with thick creamy white soup. She stuck her tongue out. Bits of meat and vegetables stuck all over Lucy Jo’s face. A glob of chowder containing corn and peas hung from the tip of her nose for a minute before falling. Creamy chowder fell in drips irregularly from Lucy Jo’s chin. The chowder smelled pretty bad as well. It smelled of chicken and corn. It almost smelled like sweat. Lucy Jo slapped her hands against t he now slop filled trough. She gave a disgusted look. She scraped some of the chowder from her neck. She then wiggled her fingers, cleaning some of the mess off of them. Her hair was covered in a mixture of the collected mess that had been poured on her. She screwed up her face, shook her head and said, “Yack!”



The rest of the cast and crew now gathered round. Some of the crew members carried out a large sheet cake. The producer began to speak. “Lucy Jo, we want to wish you a happy birthday. You have been such a good sport. All that’s left is to give you your birthday cake.” The cake was gigantic, covered in colourful whipped cream icing. The cake said happy birthday Lucy Jo on it. The cake was brought out and held in front of her. Everyone sang happy birthday to her. They all sang at the top of their voices with real passion. When the song ended, the people who held the cake in front of her, pushed the cake at Lucy Jo. It went straight into her face and body, pushing her backwards. The whole cake was pushed into her face and body. Everyone cheered as they pushed the cake into her face. When they backed away, they revealed Lucy Jo covered, almost overwhelmed with cake and icing. Cake was stuck all over her hair. She held her cake covered hands in front of her and laughed, trying to catch her breath. Lumps of icing clung to her nose and forehead. She looked like some kind of human cake monster come to life. She even had yellow and green icing covering her teeth. The cardboard that had been on the bottom of the cake fell away and landed inside of the trough.



Lucy Jo now sat in the trough. She looked like she was sitting in a bathtub. She tried to remove some of the cake from her hair but it was too thick. Only hot water would be able to clean her up. Everyone cheered for her and wished her a happy birthday. She thanked them, but one by one they all left. She was left there by herself. She tried to get up but slipped over a few times. Eventually, she was able to climb out of the trough. It was the most memorable birthday gift that she had ever received. It was probably the strangest as well.

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