Laura Robson and Johanna Konta
Laura Robson and Johanna Konta were tennis players who
played in doubles together for a very long time and were very successful. They
were so good that they prompted the attention of the men’s doubles champions.
They were very annoyed because all they ever heard was how good the women’s
champions were and that some felt that they would beat them in a head to head
match up. This began to come up more and more. It started to be brought up in
interviews and on social media. Before long there was a bit of a social media
teasing match going on. The ladies stated that they would definitely win a head
to head match up and it would not even be close. The men became very annoyed.
So annoyed that they challenged the ladies to a match. Not only did the ladies
accept, but they suggested raising the stakes so there would be a forfeit for
the losing team. A messy forfeit was suggested. The men allowed the ladies to
choose it. This made them very excited. “Not only will be beat your asses, but
we will then cover them in mess as well,” the responded.
The ladies were looking forward to this. They took great
pleasure in choosing a particularly humiliating messy punishment that they
imagined they would be carrying out on the guys. There was a match to play,
however. The match was quite close throughout. It was very unclear how it would
finish until the last set. When the final ball dropped, it was clear that the
ladies had fallen short and the men were victorious. The two ladies looked at
one another with wide eyes as they knew that what they had planned for the guys
was now about to happen to them. The crowd erupted in wild cheering.
One of the broadcasters who called the match came down and
spoke. “Well, that was a hard fought match, but the men are our winners today.
We all know what that means. The losers are now going to have to face the
forfeit. It is a forfeit that they have chosen. Bring it out if you will.” The
crowd cheered and laughed as two pillories were wheeled out to centre court
along with a cart filled with pies and other containers containing messy
substances. The ladies lowered their eyes, knowing how messy and embarrassing
this was going to be. “Ball boys, raise the tops for the ladies.”
Two ball boys opened the tops of the stocks as the two women
sheepishly walked over. They were told to get into position. They lowered their
necks and wrists into the holes in the pillory. They looked at one another as
the tops were lowered and they were both locked into positions. Their backs
were bent. Their behinds were high in the air. Their skirts hitched up as a
result of their positions. Their head and hands stuck out. The guys were lead
to the cart and handed a creamy pie each.
The men approached and held the pies inches from the girls’
helpless faces. They looked down and teased them. They blushed and looked very
embarrassed as they awaited the splat that was about to come. They grimaced and
looked very annoyed as the guys wound up and smashed the pies into their faces
in unison. The arena erupted as the pies smashed into their faces. Creamy pie
splatted everywhere as the pies smushed into their faces. They twisted the pies
around in their faces, smearing pie around all over their faces. As the pulled
away, pie crust sank down from their faces onto the green tennis court below,
landing with a splat. Pie dripped down
their faces. They shook their heads as much as they could.
The men then took two more pies. This time, they went around
the other side of the pillory and lifted the ladies’ skirts. They then slammed
the pies into the women’s backsides. The women bounced in shock as the pies
collided with their rear ends. Pie rolled down the backs of their legs.
The men then went and grabbed buckets that were filled with
spaghetti hoops. The women looked up and them and begged them not to do this.
The guys teased them. They held the buckets over their prone bodies. They
looked at one another as they tipped the buckets over each of the ladies.
Spaghetti hoops fell with a plop all over them. It poured down their backs,
dripping from their chests. More poured down onto their heads and over their
faces. More spaghetti hoops poured down the backs of their legs. Spaghetti
sauce soaked their clothing and hoop pasta stuck all over their bodies. It
poured down their legs and dripped from their chests.
Next the men took big heavy buckets of rice pudding. They
lifted them and then began to pour it all over the ladies. They closed their
eyes as they felt mountains of sloppy rice pudding plopping all over them. It
fell from the air and landed with a splash all over the ladies. They could feel
the thick sloppy mess plopping all over their bodies.
The guys then finished them off by taking trays of tuna
salad and pushing them into the women’s faces, dumping lumps of sloppy tuna, mayonnaise,
pasta and sweetcorn all over their heads. They shook hands and pointed at the
mess covered women still in the stocks. They could do nothing but stand there
hunched over, secured in the stocks covered in mess.
awesome story JRG again thanks for doing my request but I wanted them to start clothed and end up naked
ReplyDeleteThat's OK. Sorry about that. I forgot. Maybe I can add a bit.
DeleteYes please if you could thanks
ReplyDeleteI would also like to add a few more requests as well Laura Woods, Bianca Westwood, Gail Davis, And I think her name is Kirsty Edwards all of Sky Sports News all wearing short skirts and dresses
ReplyDeleteVery good. Please could you do a story about BT Sport presenter Jules Breach involving gunge, pies and custard. Thanks
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