Why gunge your teacher advert
There was a series of commercials called why I teach. They
starred teachers talking about why they enjoyed their job. From those
commercials, spawned an idea for a second set of spoof commercials called why
gunge your teacher. In these students would get their own back by getting to
mess the teachers who had previously appeared on the commercials. The
commercials were on national television and so would these. The teachers were
sort of semi-famous because of the commercials. Now they would be brought back
down to Earth. A few of them fancied themselves as being a bit famous. Some
thought they were a very big deal indeed.
There were three in particular that were in for it for sure.
Two were from the same commercial. There was Kate who was the head of geography
as well as Lauren who was a coordinator of English. The other lady was in a
different commercial. She had been seen at the beginning and the end and was
the featured teacher in that commercial. The three were exceptionally good
looking. They definitely would have been the subject of many a fantasy and
would have been top of any list of teachers to get messy.
The new commercial would consist of students taking about
why they wanted to see these three teachers messy spliced together with footage
of them actually getting to do it, much like the style of the original
commercials where it asked teachers why they wanted to teach as well as showing
them in action. The truly embarrassing thing for the teachers was that their
names and profession was in the commercial so everyone would know and see them
getting embarrassed by their students. Mind you, the entire school would be
witnessing their comeuppance any way.
The clips were shot in the cafeteria. The teachers thought
that they would be discussing school lunch. They would be, but they would also
be experiencing school lunch in a totally different way than they ever possibly
could have imagined.
The advert started with the women talking rubbish about how
good school lunches were and that they were good food and good value for money.
They were just reading off of cue cards really. They had not been told what was
going to happen. They were asked by someone if teachers actually ever ate
school lunch. This question left the teachers speechless because of course no
teacher ever ate school lunch, because the quality was considered so poor. They
were told that they were about to get a taste of school lunches. Each of them
looked shocked and then looked around in all directions, behind them.
In an instant, some students ran forward and began to dump
leftover cafeteria mess over them. They were dressed the same as they were in
the previous commercial. Kate was the first to get what was coming to her.
Kate’s eyes widened as her students came up from behind her and dumped firstly
what appeared to be oatmeal over her head followed by mushy peas. She closed
her eyes and raised a leg as her students tossed jugs of leftovers at her. Someone took a big jug of mixed cafeteria
mess and dumped it straight over her head. A mixture of baked beans, rice
pudding and creamed cabbage poured down over her face and hair. Someone else
poured oatmeal and rice pudding down her neck. It rolled down her neck, down
over and into her blouse and down onto her blazer as well. She could feel the
thick mess inside of her top. It was hard to tell all of what was mixed into
the mess, but there was definitely globs of close slaw and gravy among them.
Her white top and trousers were soaked in piles of sloppy mess. She rolled her
eyes. She looked very annoyed.
Next to come was Lauren, probably the most attractive and
outgoing of the teachers. She was gorgeous with long layered brown hair. She
was definitely the object of desire for many. Her mouth widened as did her eyes
as students ran towards her and began to dump cafeteria leftovers upon her.
First to come was a massive tray of lasagne. It was a doubly thick tray that
was filled with noodles, cheese, white and red sauce and meat. The tray was
pushed into the top of her head and face. When it collided with her head, the
contents disintegrated on top of her. She was instantly covered in all of the
elements of the lasagne. Cheese splattered her top. Meat rolled down her neck.
Her face was splattered in cheese and sauce. And there was lasagne noodles
comically stuck all over her. Some squirted her with burger sauce, ketchup and
burger relish. She was also treated to leftovers from last week’s curry that
was dumped all over her. She was finished off with mountains of sloppy orange
coloured cafeteria mess.
Finally was the teacher from the other commercial. She had a
sexy smile and laugh. As her students came towards her, she just laughed. They
began to dump leftovers upon her. This started with a giant pot of potato and
leek soup, followed shortly after by a pot of vegetable stew. She then got
creamed with a pot of cream of mushroom soup. She was instantly covered in
mess. Creamed corn and leftover tinned vegetables were dumped upon her. The
main leftover was the very unpopular tuna casserole from two days prior. Not many
had purchased this and fewer still were brave enough to finish it. It was like
slop. It was a mystery to everyone what the full list of ingredients had been
the dinner ladies seemed to have just thrown anything into the mix that they
had laying around. The result was there was piles of it leftover and it was
about to be put to the best possible use. It would be dumped over the famous
teacher. Everyone laughed as mounds of the slop was dumped upon her. She was
soon covered in piles of the sloppy mess that no one had wanted to eat. She
also was finished off with all of the plate scrapings from the week before
dumped upon her from a large trash can.
The commercial ended with the three dishevelled teachers
saying that this was one thing that teachers could look forward to. Much to
their chagrin, the commercial was broadcast and was far more popular than the
previous one had been.
Do you have links to the video
ReplyDeleteYou mean the original one? I only made up the second one for the story.
DeleteHOT!!! Nothing better and more humiliating than old left overs and garbage being dumped on you! Please do another like this!
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