Megan Fox is the winner
Megan Fox was not the greatest actress in the world. She had
appeared in a lot of not so good films. Many of these films involving director
Michael Bay. She was not exactly a Shakespearean actress. She was so bad in so
many roles that she was going to be receiving an honorary award at a Razzy type
of awards ceremony for the worst actress of the decade. With this came a
special prize. It was not really a prize but a punishment. That punishment
would be a humiliating messing all over her incredible body. She was considered
one of the most attractive women in the world. Her body was near perfect. She
had flawless hair, skin and a flawless face. She always looked incredible, even
if her acting skills may not have been the best.
Megan was going to accept the award, because it was likely
to be the only one that she would ever win. She wore a very small and tight
fitting red dress. It showed off all of her lovely curves. She looked fantastic
as always. She had a good sense of humour about herself. She did not think that
she was great actress, but did enjoy what she did. She knew that she was many
men’s fantasy woman and she enjoyed that immensely. Also, it made her famous
and also made her a great deal of money in the process. She was not embarrassed
of who she was or what she did in the least. It had served her well.
She had a good time at the awards ceremony. It was a good
laugh. They had a good natured laugh at all of the terrible films that
Hollywood had been putting out including some of the CG filled garbage and
assembly line action films that were being churned out. It was light hearted,
but also scathing in the accuracy in which it described what was happening in
the industry. Finally it was Megan’s turn.
The award was presented by a comedian. He gave an introduction.
“This award goes to an actress who has contributed so much to modern cinema.
Her work really stands out amongst the greats. She is really at the top of her
craft. Or should we say crap,” he joked. A package was then shown of Megan’s
acting. He then said, “This award goes to the beautiful and… well, the
beautiful anyway, Megan Fox.” Megan stood up and approached the stage. She
smiled as she made her way down the aisle and up onto stage. She took the award and shook the presenter’s
hand.
She then leaned in to begin to speak. Before she could udder
a single word, however, a tidal wave of green slime poured down upon her from
above. She could do nothing other than close her eyes as a wave of sloppy slime
dumped down upon her from above. It poured down onto her silky brown hair and
down her face and shoulders. Everyone erupted in laughter as they watched slime
pour on her massive breasts and down her curvy figure. Slime poured and
splashed all over her.
The green then changed to pink as another wave of slime
poured down onto the actress. Her colleagues felt that she deserved this
because they felt that she cheapened their profession with the awful schlocky
films that she was involved in. Also, many felt that she used her body and
sexuality to get where she was in the business. She was now being soaked in a
shower of sloppy slime. She leaned back and let this slime wash over her face
and body. She let it roll its way all the way down her sexy body. She was
behaving as she had in films where she had scenes washing cars provocatively
for seemingly no reason. The slimy mess
slathered her. It oozed over her incredible, though, most likely, enhanced
body. She was soon covered in slimy mess which dripped everywhere.
At this point, pies began to fling upwards at her. She
raised her hands in protection as pie after pie flew through the air and
splattered all over her body. One after another landed on target. As each one
hit and momentarily stuck to her body, another would land, causing the other to
fall away from where it was stuck due to the impact. She fumbled about as the
barrage of pies covered her. She was soon covered in creamy pie from head to
toe.
She then was hit by the spray of foamy mess from gunge
cannons. They hit her from below, splashing foamy mess up against her legs and
up her dress. The force from the spray nearly blew the bottom of her dress up
completely. She splashed about as her lower body was covered in the mess. It
flew in all directions in the air, up to the ceiling, covering everything in its
path.
When the parade of mess ended, she was left on stage soaked
in sloppy mess. She had to recover for a moment, but then recovered. She began
to pose and to blow kisses while still covered in mess. She was certainly the
master of making the best out of the worst possible situations. She wound u
using this as a way to get free publicity for herself .
Mmmm
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