Drew Carey Show- Christa Miller, Katy Selverstone

Drew Carey Show- Christa Miller, Katy Selverstone

Drew Carey was kind of a closet WAMer. There were a few things that suggested that he was into WAM. Because of this, he decided to propose a messy scene for his show. There was the character Kate who was played by Christa Miller and Lisa played by Katy Selverstone. Lisa was meant to be his girlfriend and Kate was a close friend. A scene was to take place in an episode where the two ladies ended up getting covered in mess.

The two ladies challenged Drew and his male friends to game of pool at the local bar that they spent a lot of time at. The guys were mainly comic relief and usually where there to be the butts of jokes, so it looked at first like they would definitely be the ones to lose. The ladies were very confident and quite cocky, knowing that they would win. They proposed that the winners of the game should get to pie and slime the losers. They had planned to totally embarrass the guys. They teased them, goading them into agreeing to the bet. They teased them that they knew that they were going to lose and were going to get covered in disgusting mess. They teased how much they were going to enjoy kicking their asses and then covering them in mess. They had had a few drinks at this point, which may have been influencing how cocky they were feeling at this point in time.

The ladies started off well enough taking a slight lead. The way that they were carrying on you would have thought that they were far further ahead than they were. They had gotten a lot of easy shots to begin with. Everyone in the pub began to gather around and route for who they wanted to win. It was mainly down gender lines as could be expected. The ladies had also tried to build in an advantage for themselves as there was only two of them and three of the guys. Mimi comically routed them on because of her intense hatred for Drew. The ladies got more boisterous and more intoxicated.

One of them produced some sets of handcuffs and twirled them around, teasing that there was going to be nowhere for them to run when they lost. The guys remained very quiet, allowing the women to get overconfident. What they did not know was that Drew had been practicing in secret for a while. He did not know of course that this situation would arise. Now that it had, he was secretly very pleased that he had been doing this. The men began to come back slowly but surely. The women began to get a bit quieter the closer the game became. The men were still making mistakes, but the women started to make some themselves.

As there were fewer and fewer balls left on the table, the game became deadlocked. There was one ball left to go. Kate had a shot at it. It was for the win. The pressure was unbearable. The shot went into the pocket at a speed that was too fast. It popped out and landed inches away. Kate and Lisa threw their heads in back in disbelief and worry. All the men had to do was hit a very easy tap in shot, which they promptly did. All of the men in the bar celebrated. Kate and Lisa looked at each other in shock and embarrassment. They closed their eyes and covered their faces in their hands, making embarrassed faces. The men high fived and celebrated.

Two chairs were brought out and were placed back to back. The ladies adjusted their clothes. They pretended to try and run away. They were lead to the chairs where they sat back to back. The men then took the handcuffs and cuffed their hands behind their backs together. They did the same around their ankles, so they were stuck there together. Lisa tried to flirt with Drew to try and get out of it, whispering in his ear to the effect that he would make it worth his while later. He paid no mind though. He was going to enjoy this just as much as anything else he could imagine.

To start out with two pies were brought out and handed to two of the guys. The bar keeper said that these were for the losers. Kate and Lisa protested begging the guys not to do this as they slowly approached them, teasing them with the pies. They squinted. Lisa stuck her tongue out and closed her eyes. Kate shook her head. The men the forcefully thrust the pies into their faces. Everyone in the bar cheered on the moment of impact. They landed with heavy splats. Pie flew everywhere. Their bodies jolted in their chairs. Then men took pleasure in rubbing the pies around in the women’s faces. When they pulled away, their faces were covered in sloppy pie. Their brown hair was streaked with pie. Pie crusts fell from their faces. Lisa laughed. Kate fumed.

Next, the guys got to pour buckets of rotten eggs all over the women. The ladies closed their eyes as they were doused in the foul smelling eggs. It made their clothes soaking wet and smelled atrocious. Kate wore a light purple t-shirt and jeans. Lisa wore a green t-shirt and jeans. Their clothes were now soaked in sloppy eggs. The eggs ran all over them from head to toe.

Next to come was what everyone was waiting for. The food waste from the bar. All of the food waste from the bar kitchen was pushed into three buckets. It was filled with gravy, egg salad, cheese sauce, chilli, spaghetti, applesauce and custard. There was some bear in it as well as it was a bar. Each of the men was given one of the buckets each. The bar keeper then asked everyone to countdown.

The men smiled as they looked down on the two attractive females. The countdown started, “Three… two… one.” With that, the men began to dump their loads all over the Kate and Lisa. They dumped the mess all over their bodies and then over their heads. Everyone laughed and cheered at first, but fell back in revulsion when they smelled what had been poured over the women. It stunk really badly. The men took their time, dispersing the sloppy mess evenly over Lisa and Kate. They could only grimace in disgust.

Globs of the slop stuck all over their faces and bodies. Their jeans and tops were covered in lumps of foul smelling left over food rubbish. They were soaked in gravy. Globs of egg salad stick to their chests and hair.

The ladies only had the briefest of chances to clean themselves off in the ladies room, but it was little use. They were forced to make the walk of shame home as they were, covered in mess. Luckily for them, it was not too far away.

The two of them made the men suffer for weeks after this as payback, but it had been more than worth it to do this to them.