Cindy Crawford guilty as charged

 

Cindy Crawford guilty as charged

Cindy Crawford was one of the top models of all time. She became a huge star. She was possibly the most famous model of all time. She starred on House of Style on MTV and was even in a few films, flawed as they may have been. She could be considered rather annoying in some respects. Her delivery was kind of wooden and her voice sometimes had quite an annoying tone to it. There was also a little bit of backlash towards the super models of the time because most of them were super skinny and they seemed to promote negative body images and unrealistic aims for women. They did not really represent regular women.

Cindy appeared on a show with regular women. There was to be a debate. Then there would be a vote. It was billed as real women vs. super models. Both sides had to make their case. The audience would then get the chance to vote. There would be a punishment for the loser. There were two regular women pitted against Cindy. They were quite attractive women, but they had realistic body types.

They launched into the debate saying that the super thin models were giving women everywhere unrealistic standards that were impossible to live up to and that they were encouraging eating disordered, poor body image and depression in many. They said that they gave the impression that being thin was the only way to be beautiful. They said that this was wrong. Cindy retorted by saying that she was paid to do a job. She could not help the way that she looked and she could not be held responsible for what anyone else thought or did.

Of course, the audience who was voting was all regular women as well. They were told to vote using devices at their seats. It only took a minute for everyone to vote. The host then was given the results on a note card. The host was dressed up in a judge’s gown and wore a wig as well. “Well, we had a very heated debate. Both sides ferociously made their case. We are now ready to hear the verdict. So, is Cindy Crawford guilty or not guilty of the crimes that she is accused of? Our jury has rendered their verdict. With a majority of 95 percent, the jury has found Cindy Crawford, guilty as charged.”

Cindy rolled her eyes and protested as the winners celebrated their victory together. “Now it is time for the sentencing. I now sentence the defendant, Cindy Crawford to twenty minutes in the stocks for her crimes.” Two men dressed as bailiffs approached Cindy. She had no choice but to stand and follow them. They led her over to the stocks. She bent over and placed her head inside. She flicked her pretty hair back as they lowered the top of the pillory down over her neck and wrists.

The two winners then joined her. “Cindy Crawford, you were found guilty as charged. The plaintiffs now will get to dispense your punishment.” The two women were overjoyed. They could not wait to do this to the famous model. The women were given sloppy cream pies. The host told them that they may dispense the punishment. The first woman looked at Cindy and gloated. She took her time, enjoying every second of this. She slowly approached Cindy moving the pie around, teasing her with it. She held it in front of her face, teasing her. The other women told her to, “Pie the skinny bitch.” She pushed the pie straight in Cindy’s face. The audience erupted in cheers as the woman smeared the pie around in Cindy’s face, covering her face and dark hair in creamy pie. The second woman then got to do the same. Pie slopped down from her face and from her breasts. She was wearing a white tank top and jeans because she had taken off her shirt. Everyone snapped pictures and laughed at the sight of Cindy’s beautiful face dripping in sloppy pie. The feeling of humiliation ran through Cindy’s body. Everyone could not get enough of her embarrassment.

They were then given buckets of rice pudding that they began to pour all over Cindy. They dumped the rice pudding over her head and then down over her body. She could feel it everywhere. She could feel that the women were relishing the opportunity dump the mess all over her. They thought that her embarrassment was hilarious.

They finished up by dumping buckets of pink gunge over her. They teased that they felt that pink was her colour. They said how fashionable it was and that it was all the rage in Paris this year. They delighted in slowly covering the hapless model in the sloppy pink slime. It slowly fell all over her hair, face and body. She was soon completely doused in pink gunge and white rice pudding. It almost completely covered her. They then joked that the pie and pudding may have spoiled her diet. There may have been too many calories.

The whole audience cheered and celebrated as they looked down at the prone model still stuck in the stocks.