Melanie Blatt bandmate revenge

 

Melanie Blatt bandmate revenge

Melanie Blatt was a member of the group All Saints. She also had a bit of solo success after the group disbanded. She was a minor celebrity who sometimes appeared on quiz shows and the like. When the group broke up, they weren’t on the best of terms. There was a lot of arguments and Mel was at the centre of a lot of them. Some of the other members in the group were not very fond of her. Mel was asked to appear on a show that she was told had the goal of reuniting the group and patching up their differences. She was up for this, partially, because she had been out of the limelight for a long time and wanted to get her face back out there in the public consciousness. Unbeknownst to her, the real format of the show was to allow former bandmates to get revenge upon one another for past wrongs. In essence, her ex-band mates thought it would be a hilarious idea to set her up to get covered in mess by them. Mel, of course had no idea that this was what was going to transpire.

Mel came to the show looking as fantastic as ever. She jeans, beige boots, a black jacket and a grey top. She also had on some costume jewellery necklaces. She took her seat on the couch as the other three band members were introduced. They all sat awkwardly trying not to look each other in the eye. There was a lot of tension in the air. Melanie was a little surprised. She had believed that they were there to bury the hatchet once and for all. It was mentioned that this was the first time that the group had seen each other in almost twenty years. It seemed like yesterday to them.

The presenter then began to discuss the breakup and the issues that had taken place inside of the group. They asked who was most to blame for it. Mel went first and said that it was a mutual thing and that everyone played their part and were equally responsible. This was the diplomatic answer, of course. The other three disagreed with her vehemently. All three stated that Melanie was most to blame and that she caused a ton of friction in the band.

The presenter then stated that since three of the four members agreed that Melanie was the one to blame, that they should get their opportunity to get revenge on her for the things that they believed that she did. Mel didn’t really know what was going on at this point. Things had changed and were moving very fast. When the presenter stated that the three remaining All Saints were going to get to dump mess on Melanie, she was very, very shocked. The other three smiled and laughed. They make sarcastic comments. “We have been waiting a very long time for this. That slag really deserves this. You have no idea.” Melanie wanted to protest, but here words stuck in her throat.

The other three group members then stood up and sauntered around. They all grabbed squeeze bottles of various condiments. These included; barbecue sauce, tomato relish, burger sauce, chocolate sauce, salsa and pickled relish. They all danced around her. One of their hit songs played. Melanie grimaced. As they danced, they began to squeeze out their bottles all over Melanie. She looked down and held her breath as they covered her in a deluge of six different messy substances all at once. She closed her eyes as the mess began to pour down her head and arms. It poured all over her clothes, down her top, jacket, jeans and boots. She could feel the thick mess all over her jeans.

As this was a Sunday, they followed up by “serving” Mel a roast dinner. They dumped mashed potatoes and gravy all over. Then dumped stuffing on her. They then smushed the remains of a roast chicken in her face. They then dumped cabbage over her head followed by carrots and peas. They then threw Yorkshire puddings and bacon covered sausages, roast potatoes and Brussel sprouts at her. They then poured more gravy over her, before topping it all off with white sauce, mint sauce, apple sauce and horseradish sauce.

She looked up and shook her head. She watched as her former bandmates danced and gloated at her demise. They then waived to her saying that she deserved everything she had been given.