Gabriela Sabatini loses again

 

Gabriela Sabatini loses again

Gabriela Sabatini was a tennis player in the same era as Monica Seles, Steffi Graf and others. She did not win as much as they did, so was not quite as famous. She had been retired for some time, but agreed to pay a charity tennis match. The match would have interesting consequences for the loser. The loser would end up getting covered in mess. Gabriela was fairly confident that she would win, but was not sure who her opponent would be. She later found out that it would be one of her old rivals. This made her more nervous because she did not want to end up on the losing side. She knew the humiliation that it would bring. Not only to lose to a rival, but to end up covered in sloppy mess afterwards. The result was that she was very tense for the match which made her too tight.

Her opponent was someone who had her number anyway, but it all became a bit too much for her and she began to make unforced errors. She quickly fell behind. The more she fell behind, the worse she seemed to play. She was being beaten quite badly in the match. At that point, her mind began to wander to the punishment that she was going to receive for losing. This made her lose her focus even more. Things just went from bad to worse for her.

When the match was over, Sabatini had lost, of course. She now faced the ultimate embarrassment. She was made to sit down at mid court and await her fate. She was very nervous and very embarrassed already. Her opponent was given an enormous bucket filled with spaghetti hoops. They were thick and sloppy. Her opponent was going to get to do the honours. She stood over Sabatini with a smirk on her face. She looked down and laughed. She herself had been in a similar situation in the past. It was a great feeling to be on the winning end. She was going to enjoy doing this immensely.

She lifted the bucket and took aim. She began to dump the sloppy spaghetti hoops out all over Gabriela’s head. She closed her eyes as a tidal wave of spaghetti hoops dumped over her. Some fell onto her shoulders and lap. Her opponent then poured more down her front, over her top and skirt and all over her legs. The hoops collected on her shoulders, lap and head. She threw back her dark hair. The hoops stuck to her face and dangled from her hair. She made funny gestures with her mouth. Hoops stuck to her nose and chin. She flung her arms down and allowed the hoops to ooze down her legs and arms.

The entire crowd were cheering and laughing at her misfortune. They were loving every minute of what they were seeing. Gabriela blushed and sweated. The feeling of total embarrassment washing over her entire body. She could only shake her head. She had lost again.