I have posted the whole gallery for this week's stwnsh ar y ffordd on Tellygunge. It was a very enjoyable episode. The woman on it took it really good. One of the male teachers got to let her have it as well. I am not sure of teh story, as I don't speak Welsh, but he may have been her boyfriend or something. Lois and the winning team seemed to really enjoy letting her have it as well. The link is below.
Lilith Fair became a huge success in the mid nineties. It was a music festival that consisted of all female artists and a mostly female audience. It became very popular and most of the major female acts of the time performed on its stages at one time or another. Over the summers the female artists on the tour got to know one another quite well. One summer in particular, the ladies took to playing pranks on one another. The pranks escalated over the summer to a high level childish silliness. Dares started being made and so on. The whole thing built up to a climax that would reach its zenith at the final show of the summer. Someone came up with the idea of having a vote. The audience at the show would be given the chance to each put in a vote for one of the artists. The three artists that received the most votes would end up getting messed on stage in front of the entire world during the concert. There were over a dozen acts on the show, so everyone was willing to take part. This meant that the chances of ending up messy were lessened. Although some of the acts were at a bit of a disadvantage because they were more well known than some of the others. Some of the acts were pretty confident that they would remain clean.
The members of the audience were all too happy to participate in the voting. Each guest was allowed to vote once when they were admitted to the concert at the gate. The buzz began to grow as the day went on. No one had known when the day began that they would be witnessing this special treat live on the Lilith fair stage. Everyone wanted to see it happen quite badly though. Someone was really going to be getting it good. The artists all began to become more and more nervous about it as the day went on. It was announced that as the acts came out for their performances, it would be announced whether or not they would be one of the unlucky ones getting the mess. They would then receive a messing at the hands of the other artists on the tour.
The excitement began to build throughout the day. About halfway through the show, no one had selected as one of the top three vote getters. One by one they were revealed to be safe. Of course, this made the remaining acts more and more nervous, because they knew that as each act was saved, it meant that their own chances of being messed grew ever more likely. The tension built both backstage and throughout the audience. Who was it going to be? Sean Colvin, Paula Cole and Joan Osbourne were among those already to have been saved. The options were dwindling. The crowd knew that it was going to see some mess in a major way and very soon.
The next act up was Fiona Apple. No one knew how Fiona would react to getting messy, if she was one of the three that was voted to get messy. She was a very naughty and open person in her private life and would be someone who would do some pretty kinky things. On the other hand, she could be quite highly strung at times. She was someone who seemed to take herself very seriously at times. She might be someone who would find getting messy a bit degrading or beneath her in some way.
Finally it was the moment of truth. The lights were lowered and a voice came over the loud speaker. “Ok, everyone, our next act for you tonight is Fiona Apple. We are all looking forward to seeing her perform. The question is are we also going to get to see her get dirty. I am sure that is what we all are looking forward to finding out. Well, it is time to reveal the answer. That answer is yes. Fiona is in the top three,” the voice announced. The crowd thundered with applause.
Little did everyone know, but Fiona had a surprise for everyone. The lights slowly raised and the curtain began to open. When it was fully open the crowd were shocked beyond belief by what they saw. Fiona was sat on a bench. She was totally naked from head to toe. Her legs were spread apart. There was a big red apple between her legs covering her private parts from view. She also held two apples, one in each hand, covering her breasts. None of her most intriguing parts were visible to anyone. She had a microphone head piece. She stated the words,” How do like them apples,” loud and clear. Obviously, it was a play on her last name. She was clearly ready to get dirty. She seemed to embracing what was happening to a great degree.
She sat in place, almost still, making sure that the apples stayed in place. Several of the other Lilith Fair artists now came on stage carrying a large bucket. The bucket, it was explained was full of applesauce. It was keeping to the whole theme of apples. The big screens showed close ups of the applesauce as the ladies carried the bucket over to Fiona. Fiona caught her breath. She looked forward with beautiful big eyes and waited for the girls to dump the applesauce over her. She could only imagine what this was going to feel like. Fiona’s pale white skin and her pale white body was exposed for everyone to see. The bright red apples being the only thing that shielded her from the eyes of the audience. The other ladies were treated to a view of her pale white butt cheeks from behind as they raised the applesauce bucket. They lifted it into the air. Fiona shook her neck backwards, flicking her hair back. She then looked straight forward. She took a deep breath and looked forward as she felt the cold, sloppy applesauce pouring down onto her skinny naked body. It oozed down her front, over her breasts, hands and the apples. It poured down in its sloppy light yellow colour down her thighs. She felt it all over her body, It was quite cold. She cold feel it rolling down her legs. She could feel it on her crotch. She then felt the cold sloppy applesauce being poured right down her back. She closed her eyes and arched her back forward. It was freezing but sort of felt refreshing, in a weird way on a hot summer’s day. She could feel it down the small of her back and then all over her ass. Her body fidgeted slightly. They then moved the bucket again and started dumping the remainder of the applesauce straight down onto Fiona’s head. It slopped down on her face. She moved her head slightly and closed her eyes. She wanted to either laugh or scream, but she did not want anyone to see her reacting this way, so did her best to choke back the laughter. She could not help but think of how sensual the applesauce felt on her body. Part of her was dying to take her hands and massage her slimy tiny breasts or rub her palm between her legs. She felt like rubbing the applesauce all over herself. She resisted the urge for now. Miraculously the apples had not moved very much. This was lucky for Fiona, as the applesauce was slightly translucent. It would not have obscured the audience’s view of her private parts very much. She puckered her lips and resisted the urge to smile and laugh as the rest of the applesauce was dumped down her face. It stuck all over her dark blonde/ brown hair. She mouthed the words, ”This is so embarrassing.” the crowd was awestruck by what they were witnessing.
By this time, the other singers had grabbed another bucket. This one contained tapioca pudding. It was really disgusting and lumpy. The colour of it being a yellowish white. It looked almost frothy is spots, because it was so lumpy. It was about to come Fiona Apple’s way. The ladies trotted over to her with the bucket. She rolled her eyes. She licked her lips and adjusted her face. The ladies came from behind her with the bucket. They approached slowly and gently tipped the bucket over, sending the tapioca out over the side. It fell threw the air and landed on Fiona’s head. The thick white slop poured down her forehead and glopped down the front of her face. It was so much more thick and smooth than the applesauce was. It poured down her cheeks. She closed her eyes and shook her head as tapioca poured down the front of her face, down her nose and soon covered her entire face. It plummeted down her hair. She tried her best not to laugh as the tapioca continued to pour down over her face. She took her hands and wiped her forehead, momentarily forgetting the apples in her hands, that she was still holding. By this time, it did not matter much, because tapioca was pouring down her breasts, down her stomach and chest. Her shape was visible but her nipples and private parts were now barely visible through the layers of mess. The tapioca poured down her body and down into her crotch. Her trimmed pubic hair was now matted in sloppy tapioca. It had been a line of brown against her pale skin. That whole region of her sexy body was now plastered in leftover tapioca pudding. More poured down her thighs. She felt it sloppy all over her bare skin. It was white and thick with enormous lumps. She could not deny that the feeling of having this sloppy mess against her naked body felt incredible. She closed her eyes and quietly moaned to herself. She could feel the tapioca down her back. She could feel it running down the small of her back and pouring onto her naked ass. She could feel it squelching between her butt cheeks. The mess coated her sexy rear end. Fiona bounced up and down slightly in place. She could also feel the pudding pressed against her pussy lips. She raised and lowered her legs several times. The apple still stood in its place, but sloppy tapioca rolled down between Fiona’s legs. She could feel it all over private parts. Right now all she wanted to do was place her hands between her legs. She resisted the urge but began rubbing her thighs and breasts. She used the guise that she was wiping some of the mess off. In reality she was enjoying rubbing the tapioca around on her naked skin. No one was more shocked than she was by how much she was actually enjoying this. She was getting very turned on by the whole situation. It was plain to see from the cheeky grin on her face.
By this times the ladies had already collected the next bucket. This bucket was filled with coleslaw. Across the large video monitors the words,” Fiona, want slaw with that” were printed. Fiona saw what was printed and she could no longer stop herself from laughing. She let out a giggle, as much as she did not want to. The other artists stood behind her and raised the bucket of coleslaw above her. They slowly tipped the bucket over. The disgusting and foul smelling coleslaw slithered its way out of the bucket. An enormous blob of it fell from the air and landed on her head. It stuck in place as if it were some kind of bizarre coleslaw hat. The slimy cabbage and carrot filled coleslaw coated in slimy white liquid stuck to her head. More poured down onto Fiona’s face. Fiona was getting the full coleslaw experience. She was experiencing total immersion in the disgusting creamy slop. Coleslaw filled her nose and mouth. The smell and the taste at this moment were not something that she was going to be able to easily forget. The smell of the coleslaw was pungent. It could be smelled three rows back into the audience. Fiona stuck her tongue out and let some of the coleslaw role from her mouth. She opened her mouth wide and stuck her tongue out, almost as if she were about to gag. More plummeted down onto her body. She pulled her legs up and sat crossed legged. Coleslaw poured down onto her legs and her crotch. Another huge lump of the slop poured onto her thighs. She could feel the coleslaw collecting between her legs and in the backs of her knees. She then put her hands out as more coleslaw was dumped on her. Some of it fell onto her hands. She took her hands and rubbed the coleslaw on her arms and on her arm pits. Her body was covered in piles of the nasty coleslaw.
The ladies then went back stage and emerged seconds later with the last bucket. The bucket was filled with gravy. The gravy was exactly the same colour as Fiona’s hair. Fiona raised her shoulders and stuck her head out, arching her back. The ladies walked behind her and began to pour the gravy over Fiona. They poured it straight down over the top of her head. It poured down the sides of her hair. Gravy poured on her cheeks and dripped from her nose and hair. They then poured more gravy down Fiona’s pale white back. The brown liquid dripped straight down her back and downwards onto her thin pale backside. Gravity took the gravy down Fiona’s breasts. Gravy dripped from her nipples. Tiny as they were, her breasts were looked gorgeous, especially covered in gravy. The brown liquid poured irregularly down Fiona’s thin, pale white skin. Patches of her body were now covered in the gravy. She then rolled over onto her back and let the women pour the gravy up and down her body. Her hands covered her breasts and private parts. One knee was bent as the women slowly poured the stream of gravy up and down Fiona Apple’s body. She closed her eyes and took in the moment of how her body felt.
The women were now done. They waived and walked backstage. Fiona sat up and gave a wry smile. She brushed off some of the mess and then played a few songs. Everyone had really enjoyed what they had just seen and that was the first only the first messing of the evening. There were still two more yet to come. How could they possibly top this one?
Stwnsh ar y Ffordd is back. There was a very good scene yesterday. Well, I enjoyed it anyway. Below are some hilights. I will load the whole gallery soon to Tellygunge.
Julia Roberts had been someone who had evaded getting messy for a long time. She had appeared on shows and been put up for messy votes in the past, but had always somehow managed to escape clean. This is something that a lot of people wanted to see corrected. She had a pretty good sense of humour and did not take herself to seriously. Perhaps that is why she kept agreeing to take part in these shows. On the other hand, it also may have had something to do the fact that deep inside of her she had a secret curiosity about what getting messy was like. She would never admit this to anyone. She barely would even admit it to herself.
Once again, Julia agreed to appear another game show. It was different from the other shows that she had been on in Its format. The way the show worked was that contestants were selected from the audience to compete in challenges. The contestant would be representing a celebrity. If the contestant lost the challenge, their celebrity would be paying the consequences in the form of a messy forfeit. Julia’s fate would be in the hands of a total stranger. What would happen to her would completely depend upon how the contestant performed in the challenge. All she could do was root for them.
Julia was sat in her seat in a sort of tank. Her hair was back in a ponytail. She wore a pair of trousers and a beige top. She smiled with her famous smile. The host came in and walked up to Julia. “So, Julia Roberts has been nice enough to come here and put her fate in the hands of one of our contestants. One question, that is on everyone’s mind Julia. Are you nuts?” Everyone laughed. Julia laughed as well. “ I think maybe I am,” she laughed,” What am I thinking? What am I doing here? I am going to get nailed aren’t I? This is not going to go well for me. I just have to pray that the contestant does well on saves me. Otherwise I am in big trouble, I think,” she said,” Total embarrassment may very well be In my future.”
“How the game works is simple. We are going to select a partner for you from the crowd. They will compete in a game. If they win the game they will win a prize and you will stay clean. If they lose the game, you will be paying the consequences. Your fate will be in this person’s hand. I think that it is only fair that you help us chose your partner. Can everyone who wants to take part raise their hand.” Half of the audience member’s hands shot up. Some were desperately trying to get the attention of the host and Julia by shaking their arms and standing up. “Hmmm, who do you think Julia?,” the host asked. Julia looked around the audience. She thought it over. Julia looked around and then pointed to a young man. He was slightly younger than she was. He was someone that she would have possibly found attractive. “I think I will have him,” she said pointing to him. He stood up and headed down with a big smile on his face. He came down to the host. “Hello,” the host said,” Let me to introduce you to Julia Roberts.” He came over and they shook hands. Little did Julia know that the person that she had chosen had always found her attractive. The idea of seeing her covered in mess was something that he would find very attractive. There was every chance that he might lose this challenge on purpose. Julia was going to have to pray that he did well in this challenge.
“You had better not lose,” Julia joked. “I will do my best,” the contestant said. “Ok then, shall we see what your game is?,” the host asked. “Sure,” the contestant replied. Everyone cheered as the curtain was opened on the far side of the set revealing the equipment for the game. It was a giant, oversized basketball hoop with an oversized basketball. “Ok,” the host said,” The game is simple. You will have to take shots with the basketball. You will have one minute. The challenge is that you have to make four shots in that one minute in order to win. Does that sound fair?” “Yeah, I am up for that,” the contestant replied. It seemed like a tall order. It looked easy enough, but it was much more difficult than shooting with a regular sized basketball. “Ok, now get into position. I will let you know when your time begins,” the host said. The contestant walked over to the basketball and placed his hand on it, steadying it in place. “Ok then, if everyone is ready, your time will begin……..now,” the host said.
The contestant picked up the ball and took a shot. He missed badly. The ball fell way short of the hoop. He had been thinking of losing on purpose, but he would not have to, because this game was much more difficult than he had expected. It was very difficult to get the large ball to do what you wanted it to. He grabbed the ball again and moved it backwards so he could take another shot. This time the ball went further up into the air, but still did not make it to the top of the rim. It fell to the ground and rolled away a bit. Julia cheered for him, urging him on. She shouted,” Come on. You can do it. Oh please. You have to make it this time.” He went after the ball and rolled it back so he could take another shot. He pushed it up, but it only went straight in the air, when it came downwards, he hit it again, as though it were a volleyball. This just made it bounce the other way completely. By this time the time was really ticking down. Julia began to panic. She knew that she was sunk. There was no way he was going to make four shots. He would be lucky to make even one at this rate. She continued to cheer. “Come on, come on,” she urged him. He chased the ball down and moved it along so he could take another shot. This time he managed to get it up correctly. It went up in the air and rolled in. Julia cheered. He finally made one. Unfortunately for her there was now only ten seconds left. She began to call out. “Come on, quicker, please. The time is running out.” Meanwhile, the audience began counting out,” Ten…nine…eight,” and so on. When they reached one, a buzzer went off. The contestant rushed a shot and badly misfired. As the time expired, Julia began to blush. She shook her head and laughed. She knew that the contestant had failed miserably. She also knew what this would mean for her.
The host came back in and joined the contestant. “Well, not that easy was it?,” he asked. “Well, no,” the contestant responded. “You didn’t get four shots in did you?” “Um, no. Not at all.” “You know what that means?” “Yeah, sorry Julia. I tried my best,” he said, looking at Julia. She looked at him and shook her head, laughing in embarrassment. “You lost!,” she exclaimed. He shrugged his shoulders. She covered her face with her hand. She turned bright red. “Now, Julia, he did not win the challenge. He tried very hard, but it just did not happen. Now, you know what that means for you?,” the host said. “Yeah, I get the punishment. This is so unfair. I am in deep trouble now I can tell,” she responded. “Well yes, I guess you could say that. You will be the one who will be paying the price.” “You, being a gentlemen, wouldn’t do this to a nice girl like me would you?,” she joked. “Um, yeah,” the contestant said, laughing,” I definitely would.” Julia busted out laughing. When she stopped, she wiped her eyes. “Well, there you have it,” she said. “I think that I am in deep trouble now,” Julia said, shrugging her shoulders. “This is going to be so embarrassing,” she said, blushing bright red.
She didn’t even know what they had planned for her yet. She knew that she could not escape this time though. “So Julia Roberts, the challenge was lost. Are you ready for what is about to happen?,” the host asked. “As ready as I’ll ever be I guess. Please, Don’t do this,” she joked,” This isn’t fair. He lost not me.” ”Sorry, Julia, that is how the game works,” the host replied,” Now it is time to pay the price. Who wants to see Julia Roberts get messy?,” he asked. The audience cheered their approval. “Thanks a lot,” Julia joked. “Our contestant here is going to get the sad duty of carrying out our punishment for today,” the host said sarcastically. Obviously, it would be no chore, but something that was going to be very enjoyable for him. “Are you up for that?,” he asked. The contestant shrugged his shoulders. “A man’s got to do, what a man’s got to do,” he replied jokingly. Julia rolled her eyes. “A chore, my ass. You all are loving this,” Julia said. “Oh no, never, it is just my sad duty,” the contestant replied.
“Well, I think it is time we got our show on the road. I think we should start with a nice chocolate cream pie,” The host said. Julia’s eyes widened. “Oh my God,” she said. The pie was produced from seemingly out of nowhere. It was huge, overflowing with pie filling, wiped cream and decorated with shaved chocolate. It was a real pie complete with graham cracker crust. The audience whistled and cheered. The pie was handed to the contestant and he walked slowly in Julia’s direction carrying it with both hands. “I never thought that I would ever end up being pied. Please don’t do this,” she said with a laugh. “Sorry,” he said, shrugging his shoulders. “Julia Roberts is about to have a little more pie in her life,” the host said. The contestant came closer and closer with the pie. Julia closed her eyes and braced herself for the impact about to hit her. She waived her arms around as he inched ever closer. She begged him not to do this. “No, no please,” she said as he walked towards her. She looked down at the pie and screamed as he raised it up and smashed it straight into her face. He thrust the pie in. It covered her entire face instantly. He held it in place, twisting it around. He held it in place for a moment, before finally letting go. It ran through his mind,” I am pieing Julia Roberts right now.” He relished pushing the pie in to the celebrity’s face. He stepped back, allowing the pie tin to fall. The crust crumbled down Julia’s face and neck, down to her shirt. The dark brown and white of the pie covered her face in a creamy mountain of mess. Her massive smile seemed to be the only part of her face not covered in mess. Her teeth were the only thing visible in the mess. She laughed and wiped some of the mess from her forehead and her eyes. Her distinctive face was now covered in globs of brown and white sloppy pie. She licked her lips. Her hands were covered with pie. “It tastes pretty good, actually. It matches my hair,” she joked. “Julia Roberts has been pied!,” the host announced. The crowd erupted into a flurry of cheers.
“And that is not all,” the host said,” Unfortunately for you Julia, we have much more to come,” the host said. “Oh crap,” Julia said. She laughed, but wondered what else they could possibly have in store for her. “Well, next we have this lovely item,” the host said. A silver, medium sized object was produced and shown for everyone to see. “This, my friends is a gravy boat and it is filled with tons of delicious gravy. It is all for you Julia, specially made for you.” “ Oh thanks, gravy, just what I always wanted,” she said sarcastically. The contestant was handed the gravy boat. The host motioned to him that he should proceed. He walked up to Julia and then went around behind her. She screamed, her mouth open wide, shaking her head as she felt him behind her raising the gravy boat in order to begin pouring it. Her body lurched forward as the gravy began to pour. The first bit hit Julia on the back of her neck. It felt cold and slimy on her neck. It was dark brown and very sloppy. The contestant moved the gravy boast slightly, pouring the sloppy gravy down over Julia’s head. She closed her eyes as the gravy cupped around her head, covering the top of her head and pouring down the side of her face. It tipped down her nose and down the sides of her cheeks. Her lips and chin dripped with the deep brown gravy. The smell of gravy wafting off of her. The contestant happily poured the gravy down over the Julia Roberts. The audience laughing hysterically as they watched Julia Roberts having gravy poured over her head. It rolled down her neck and chest. It now dominated her shirt and fell down her body. Her tanned skin slopped with brown gravy. He took his time covering the gorgeous actress in the gravy. It poured down into her lap and all over her legs. Gravy dripped everywhere. There was enough gravy left over that he was able to move the gravy boat back and forth over Julia’s body, leaving a trail of thick slimy gravy as he went all over her body. It was thick and smooth. Julia’s expensive, light coloured clothes were totally overwhelmed by the onslaught of gravy. She looked as though she had fallen into a mud puddle or worse. Her face plastered in the gravy. Everything took on a decidedly brown feel. Julia bit her lip. She lifted her hands to her face and wiped some of the gravy away from her eyes. She laughed and pointed at the contestant. “It smells as bad as it looks,” she said. Julia Roberts was now covered and wet in thick brown gravy.
Julia could not imagine what would come next. She had certainly never expected to have gravy poured on her head. “Next, we have a nice pot of vegetable soup all ready, homemade just for you Julia,” the host said. “Oh yummy,” she replied,” I just love vegetable soup,” she said, gravy still dripping down her face. Her smile and her white teeth being about the only part of her not covered in brown mess already. The pot was produced and shown to everyone. Julia was able to look down and see the contents. “You are not really going to pour that on my head are you?,” she said. The contestant looked at her. He nodded his head but did not say anything. “ I can’t believe this,” she said. He took the oversized pot and carried it behind her. It was filled with green beans, sweet corn, peas, carrots, potatoes, lima beans and various other types of vegetables. They looked disgusting floating around in a brownish, grey thick liquid. Her eyes widened and her head darted around as she felt him lift the pot in the air. Her shoulders and face tensed up. Julia squealed as the young man hoisted the pot and tipped it over. The thick concoction of vegetables in the tick soupy mess inched its way from the pot. It oozed out over the rim a plummeted from the sky down onto Julia’s head. The first giant mass of thick vegetables fell from the pot and landed on the top of her head. A mass of twisted vegetables in brown thick broth stuck to her head. More fell out and fell down her face. A large green bean stuck from below Julia’s eye down her nose. Blobs of the brown slop rolled down her face. More dumped out of the sides down onto her body. Globs of vegetables and potatoes gathered in her lap. A large mass of the mess stuck to her sexy neck. Julia screamed as her beautiful face was covered in foul smelling soup. It looked like vegetables in sludge. It stuck all over her clothes and her body. The light fabric of her shirt was already near collapse from the weight of the mess that covered it. Her slacks were slopped in the mess as well. Peas, carrots and sweet corn covered in brownish grey liquid stuck all over Julia’s sexy face. She was left to deal with the masses of disgusting vegetable soup that dotted her entire body. She could feel it down her neck and inside her clothing. She could feel the weight of the mess on her entire body. She shook her hands and wiggled her feet. Mess dripping everywhere. She wiggled her mouth around and laughed.
The host then brought out one final bucket for Julia. The bucket was filled to the brim with disgusting spaghetti hoops. They were the cheapest of the cheap. You could probably have purchased ten cans of the stuff for one dollar. It was barely edible and totally disgusting. The bucket was handed to the young man. He carried it over and showed it to Julia. Julia looked down at it and recoiled in disgust. She stuck her tongue out as if to say,” Yuck.” The audience laughed at her reaction. She was about to receive a bucket full of spaghetti hoops in a way she never could have dreamed of. The contestant shuffled the bucket over and took his place behind the former Oscar winning actress. He steadied the bucket with both hands and stood behind her waiting for his signal. “Shall we count down, everyone?,” the host asked. They cheered affirmatively. The entire crowd including the man holding the bucket counted down. 3.…2..1. He raised the bucket and tipped it forward, sending the spaghetti hoops in Julia’s direction. Then, with a disgusting plopping sound, the spaghetti hoops dumped from the bucket down through the air and onto Julia’s head. The spaghetti hoops fell in a bunch, landing on Julia’s face. Her forehead and part of her hair were covered with a giant mound of congealed spaghetti hoops in their rancid sauce. The orange and red substance flowed down Julia’s already filthy face. Her hands gripped the fabric of her trousers at her knees. Spaghetti hoops fell down her sexy neck and down her tanned skin. Blobs of the mess toppled down her body irregularly. Torrents of spaghetti hoops made a pattern down the front of her ruined shirt. She moved her legs apart slightly as spaghetti hoops ran down her stomach and down between her legs. A huge blob collected between her legs. The young man then moved the bucket and decorated Julia’s legs in torrents of spaghetti hoops. Mountains of it forming on her lap. The last of the spaghetti hoops now tumbled down Julia’s face. She cringed. She waited for the flow to finally cease before taking her hands and rubbing them up her face. She closed her eyes and arched her neck forward. She opened her mouth and screamed as her hands pushed through the half inch deep mess that covered her beautiful face. She then pushed her hands down and shook them, dropping some of the excess spaghetti hoops all around her. She was totally trashed. The young man took a bow and dropped the bucket. He stepped back and watched her.
“Everyone, let’s give a big round of applause for Julia Roberts,” the host said. Everyone cheered and clapped. The spaghetti clad actress pointed at contestant and laughed. “You did this to me. I hope you are happy,” she said pretending to be angry. She shrugged her shoulders. “Spaghetti, who knew?,” she said. She started to laugh. As the show ended, she smiled and waived as she attempted to wipe some of the collected mess away. After the show, she was going to be faced with issue of getting cleaned up, but that is another story altogether.
