Julia Roberts out of her hands
Julia Roberts had been someone who had evaded getting messy for a long time. She had appeared on shows and been put up for messy votes in the past, but had always somehow managed to escape clean. This is something that a lot of people wanted to see corrected. She had a pretty good sense of humour and did not take herself to seriously. Perhaps that is why she kept agreeing to take part in these shows. On the other hand, it also may have had something to do the fact that deep inside of her she had a secret curiosity about what getting messy was like. She would never admit this to anyone. She barely would even admit it to herself.
Once again, Julia agreed to appear another game show. It was different from the other shows that she had been on in Its format. The way the show worked was that contestants were selected from the audience to compete in challenges. The contestant would be representing a celebrity. If the contestant lost the challenge, their celebrity would be paying the consequences in the form of a messy forfeit. Julia’s fate would be in the hands of a total stranger. What would happen to her would completely depend upon how the contestant performed in the challenge. All she could do was root for them.
Julia was sat in her seat in a sort of tank. Her hair was back in a ponytail. She wore a pair of trousers and a beige top. She smiled with her famous smile. The host came in and walked up to Julia. “So, Julia Roberts has been nice enough to come here and put her fate in the hands of one of our contestants. One question, that is on everyone’s mind Julia. Are you nuts?” Everyone laughed. Julia laughed as well. “ I think maybe I am,” she laughed,” What am I thinking? What am I doing here? I am going to get nailed aren’t I? This is not going to go well for me. I just have to pray that the contestant does well on saves me. Otherwise I am in big trouble, I think,” she said,” Total embarrassment may very well be In my future.”
“How the game works is simple. We are going to select a partner for you from the crowd. They will compete in a game. If they win the game they will win a prize and you will stay clean. If they lose the game, you will be paying the consequences. Your fate will be in this person’s hand. I think that it is only fair that you help us chose your partner. Can everyone who wants to take part raise their hand.” Half of the audience member’s hands shot up. Some were desperately trying to get the attention of the host and Julia by shaking their arms and standing up. “Hmmm, who do you think Julia?,” the host asked. Julia looked around the audience. She thought it over. Julia looked around and then pointed to a young man. He was slightly younger than she was. He was someone that she would have possibly found attractive. “I think I will have him,” she said pointing to him. He stood up and headed down with a big smile on his face. He came down to the host. “Hello,” the host said,” Let me to introduce you to Julia Roberts.” He came over and they shook hands. Little did Julia know that the person that she had chosen had always found her attractive. The idea of seeing her covered in mess was something that he would find very attractive. There was every chance that he might lose this challenge on purpose. Julia was going to have to pray that he did well in this challenge.
“You had better not lose,” Julia joked. “I will do my best,” the contestant said. “Ok then, shall we see what your game is?,” the host asked. “Sure,” the contestant replied. Everyone cheered as the curtain was opened on the far side of the set revealing the equipment for the game. It was a giant, oversized basketball hoop with an oversized basketball. “Ok,” the host said,” The game is simple. You will have to take shots with the basketball. You will have one minute. The challenge is that you have to make four shots in that one minute in order to win. Does that sound fair?” “Yeah, I am up for that,” the contestant replied. It seemed like a tall order. It looked easy enough, but it was much more difficult than shooting with a regular sized basketball. “Ok, now get into position. I will let you know when your time begins,” the host said. The contestant walked over to the basketball and placed his hand on it, steadying it in place. “Ok then, if everyone is ready, your time will begin……..now,” the host said.
The contestant picked up the ball and took a shot. He missed badly. The ball fell way short of the hoop. He had been thinking of losing on purpose, but he would not have to, because this game was much more difficult than he had expected. It was very difficult to get the large ball to do what you wanted it to. He grabbed the ball again and moved it backwards so he could take another shot. This time the ball went further up into the air, but still did not make it to the top of the rim. It fell to the ground and rolled away a bit. Julia cheered for him, urging him on. She shouted,” Come on. You can do it. Oh please. You have to make it this time.” He went after the ball and rolled it back so he could take another shot. He pushed it up, but it only went straight in the air, when it came downwards, he hit it again, as though it were a volleyball. This just made it bounce the other way completely. By this time the time was really ticking down. Julia began to panic. She knew that she was sunk. There was no way he was going to make four shots. He would be lucky to make even one at this rate. She continued to cheer. “Come on, come on,” she urged him. He chased the ball down and moved it along so he could take another shot. This time he managed to get it up correctly. It went up in the air and rolled in. Julia cheered. He finally made one. Unfortunately for her there was now only ten seconds left. She began to call out. “Come on, quicker, please. The time is running out.” Meanwhile, the audience began counting out,” Ten…nine…eight,” and so on. When they reached one, a buzzer went off. The contestant rushed a shot and badly misfired. As the time expired, Julia began to blush. She shook her head and laughed. She knew that the contestant had failed miserably. She also knew what this would mean for her.
The host came back in and joined the contestant. “Well, not that easy was it?,” he asked. “Well, no,” the contestant responded. “You didn’t get four shots in did you?” “Um, no. Not at all.” “You know what that means?” “Yeah, sorry Julia. I tried my best,” he said, looking at Julia. She looked at him and shook her head, laughing in embarrassment. “You lost!,” she exclaimed. He shrugged his shoulders. She covered her face with her hand. She turned bright red. “Now, Julia, he did not win the challenge. He tried very hard, but it just did not happen. Now, you know what that means for you?,” the host said. “Yeah, I get the punishment. This is so unfair. I am in deep trouble now I can tell,” she responded. “Well yes, I guess you could say that. You will be the one who will be paying the price.” “You, being a gentlemen, wouldn’t do this to a nice girl like me would you?,” she joked. “Um, yeah,” the contestant said, laughing,” I definitely would.” Julia busted out laughing. When she stopped, she wiped her eyes. “Well, there you have it,” she said. “I think that I am in deep trouble now,” Julia said, shrugging her shoulders. “This is going to be so embarrassing,” she said, blushing bright red.
She didn’t even know what they had planned for her yet. She knew that she could not escape this time though. “So Julia Roberts, the challenge was lost. Are you ready for what is about to happen?,” the host asked. “As ready as I’ll ever be I guess. Please, Don’t do this,” she joked,” This isn’t fair. He lost not me.” ”Sorry, Julia, that is how the game works,” the host replied,” Now it is time to pay the price. Who wants to see Julia Roberts get messy?,” he asked. The audience cheered their approval. “Thanks a lot,” Julia joked. “Our contestant here is going to get the sad duty of carrying out our punishment for today,” the host said sarcastically. Obviously, it would be no chore, but something that was going to be very enjoyable for him. “Are you up for that?,” he asked. The contestant shrugged his shoulders. “A man’s got to do, what a man’s got to do,” he replied jokingly. Julia rolled her eyes. “A chore, my ass. You all are loving this,” Julia said. “Oh no, never, it is just my sad duty,” the contestant replied.
“Well, I think it is time we got our show on the road. I think we should start with a nice chocolate cream pie,” The host said. Julia’s eyes widened. “Oh my God,” she said. The pie was produced from seemingly out of nowhere. It was huge, overflowing with pie filling, wiped cream and decorated with shaved chocolate. It was a real pie complete with graham cracker crust. The audience whistled and cheered. The pie was handed to the contestant and he walked slowly in Julia’s direction carrying it with both hands. “I never thought that I would ever end up being pied. Please don’t do this,” she said with a laugh. “Sorry,” he said, shrugging his shoulders. “Julia Roberts is about to have a little more pie in her life,” the host said. The contestant came closer and closer with the pie. Julia closed her eyes and braced herself for the impact about to hit her. She waived her arms around as he inched ever closer. She begged him not to do this. “No, no please,” she said as he walked towards her. She looked down at the pie and screamed as he raised it up and smashed it straight into her face. He thrust the pie in. It covered her entire face instantly. He held it in place, twisting it around. He held it in place for a moment, before finally letting go. It ran through his mind,” I am pieing Julia Roberts right now.” He relished pushing the pie in to the celebrity’s face. He stepped back, allowing the pie tin to fall. The crust crumbled down Julia’s face and neck, down to her shirt. The dark brown and white of the pie covered her face in a creamy mountain of mess. Her massive smile seemed to be the only part of her face not covered in mess. Her teeth were the only thing visible in the mess. She laughed and wiped some of the mess from her forehead and her eyes. Her distinctive face was now covered in globs of brown and white sloppy pie. She licked her lips. Her hands were covered with pie. “It tastes pretty good, actually. It matches my hair,” she joked. “Julia Roberts has been pied!,” the host announced. The crowd erupted into a flurry of cheers.
“And that is not all,” the host said,” Unfortunately for you Julia, we have much more to come,” the host said. “Oh crap,” Julia said. She laughed, but wondered what else they could possibly have in store for her. “Well, next we have this lovely item,” the host said. A silver, medium sized object was produced and shown for everyone to see. “This, my friends is a gravy boat and it is filled with tons of delicious gravy. It is all for you Julia, specially made for you.” “ Oh thanks, gravy, just what I always wanted,” she said sarcastically. The contestant was handed the gravy boat. The host motioned to him that he should proceed. He walked up to Julia and then went around behind her. She screamed, her mouth open wide, shaking her head as she felt him behind her raising the gravy boat in order to begin pouring it. Her body lurched forward as the gravy began to pour. The first bit hit Julia on the back of her neck. It felt cold and slimy on her neck. It was dark brown and very sloppy. The contestant moved the gravy boast slightly, pouring the sloppy gravy down over Julia’s head. She closed her eyes as the gravy cupped around her head, covering the top of her head and pouring down the side of her face. It tipped down her nose and down the sides of her cheeks. Her lips and chin dripped with the deep brown gravy. The smell of gravy wafting off of her. The contestant happily poured the gravy down over the Julia Roberts. The audience laughing hysterically as they watched Julia Roberts having gravy poured over her head. It rolled down her neck and chest. It now dominated her shirt and fell down her body. Her tanned skin slopped with brown gravy. He took his time covering the gorgeous actress in the gravy. It poured down into her lap and all over her legs. Gravy dripped everywhere. There was enough gravy left over that he was able to move the gravy boat back and forth over Julia’s body, leaving a trail of thick slimy gravy as he went all over her body. It was thick and smooth. Julia’s expensive, light coloured clothes were totally overwhelmed by the onslaught of gravy. She looked as though she had fallen into a mud puddle or worse. Her face plastered in the gravy. Everything took on a decidedly brown feel. Julia bit her lip. She lifted her hands to her face and wiped some of the gravy away from her eyes. She laughed and pointed at the contestant. “It smells as bad as it looks,” she said. Julia Roberts was now covered and wet in thick brown gravy.
Julia could not imagine what would come next. She had certainly never expected to have gravy poured on her head. “Next, we have a nice pot of vegetable soup all ready, homemade just for you Julia,” the host said. “Oh yummy,” she replied,” I just love vegetable soup,” she said, gravy still dripping down her face. Her smile and her white teeth being about the only part of her not covered in brown mess already. The pot was produced and shown to everyone. Julia was able to look down and see the contents. “You are not really going to pour that on my head are you?,” she said. The contestant looked at her. He nodded his head but did not say anything. “ I can’t believe this,” she said. He took the oversized pot and carried it behind her. It was filled with green beans, sweet corn, peas, carrots, potatoes, lima beans and various other types of vegetables. They looked disgusting floating around in a brownish, grey thick liquid. Her eyes widened and her head darted around as she felt him lift the pot in the air. Her shoulders and face tensed up. Julia squealed as the young man hoisted the pot and tipped it over. The thick concoction of vegetables in the tick soupy mess inched its way from the pot. It oozed out over the rim a plummeted from the sky down onto Julia’s head. The first giant mass of thick vegetables fell from the pot and landed on the top of her head. A mass of twisted vegetables in brown thick broth stuck to her head. More fell out and fell down her face. A large green bean stuck from below Julia’s eye down her nose. Blobs of the brown slop rolled down her face. More dumped out of the sides down onto her body. Globs of vegetables and potatoes gathered in her lap. A large mass of the mess stuck to her sexy neck. Julia screamed as her beautiful face was covered in foul smelling soup. It looked like vegetables in sludge. It stuck all over her clothes and her body. The light fabric of her shirt was already near collapse from the weight of the mess that covered it. Her slacks were slopped in the mess as well. Peas, carrots and sweet corn covered in brownish grey liquid stuck all over Julia’s sexy face. She was left to deal with the masses of disgusting vegetable soup that dotted her entire body. She could feel it down her neck and inside her clothing. She could feel the weight of the mess on her entire body. She shook her hands and wiggled her feet. Mess dripping everywhere. She wiggled her mouth around and laughed.
The host then brought out one final bucket for Julia. The bucket was filled to the brim with disgusting spaghetti hoops. They were the cheapest of the cheap. You could probably have purchased ten cans of the stuff for one dollar. It was barely edible and totally disgusting. The bucket was handed to the young man. He carried it over and showed it to Julia. Julia looked down at it and recoiled in disgust. She stuck her tongue out as if to say,” Yuck.” The audience laughed at her reaction. She was about to receive a bucket full of spaghetti hoops in a way she never could have dreamed of. The contestant shuffled the bucket over and took his place behind the former Oscar winning actress. He steadied the bucket with both hands and stood behind her waiting for his signal. “Shall we count down, everyone?,” the host asked. They cheered affirmatively. The entire crowd including the man holding the bucket counted down. 3.…2..1. He raised the bucket and tipped it forward, sending the spaghetti hoops in Julia’s direction. Then, with a disgusting plopping sound, the spaghetti hoops dumped from the bucket down through the air and onto Julia’s head. The spaghetti hoops fell in a bunch, landing on Julia’s face. Her forehead and part of her hair were covered with a giant mound of congealed spaghetti hoops in their rancid sauce. The orange and red substance flowed down Julia’s already filthy face. Her hands gripped the fabric of her trousers at her knees. Spaghetti hoops fell down her sexy neck and down her tanned skin. Blobs of the mess toppled down her body irregularly. Torrents of spaghetti hoops made a pattern down the front of her ruined shirt. She moved her legs apart slightly as spaghetti hoops ran down her stomach and down between her legs. A huge blob collected between her legs. The young man then moved the bucket and decorated Julia’s legs in torrents of spaghetti hoops. Mountains of it forming on her lap. The last of the spaghetti hoops now tumbled down Julia’s face. She cringed. She waited for the flow to finally cease before taking her hands and rubbing them up her face. She closed her eyes and arched her neck forward. She opened her mouth and screamed as her hands pushed through the half inch deep mess that covered her beautiful face. She then pushed her hands down and shook them, dropping some of the excess spaghetti hoops all around her. She was totally trashed. The young man took a bow and dropped the bucket. He stepped back and watched her.
“Everyone, let’s give a big round of applause for Julia Roberts,” the host said. Everyone cheered and clapped. The spaghetti clad actress pointed at contestant and laughed. “You did this to me. I hope you are happy,” she said pretending to be angry. She shrugged her shoulders. “Spaghetti, who knew?,” she said. She started to laugh. As the show ended, she smiled and waived as she attempted to wipe some of the collected mess away. After the show, she was going to be faced with issue of getting cleaned up, but that is another story altogether.
Julia Roberts had been someone who had evaded getting messy for a long time. She had appeared on shows and been put up for messy votes in the past, but had always somehow managed to escape clean. This is something that a lot of people wanted to see corrected. She had a pretty good sense of humour and did not take herself to seriously. Perhaps that is why she kept agreeing to take part in these shows. On the other hand, it also may have had something to do the fact that deep inside of her she had a secret curiosity about what getting messy was like. She would never admit this to anyone. She barely would even admit it to herself.
Once again, Julia agreed to appear another game show. It was different from the other shows that she had been on in Its format. The way the show worked was that contestants were selected from the audience to compete in challenges. The contestant would be representing a celebrity. If the contestant lost the challenge, their celebrity would be paying the consequences in the form of a messy forfeit. Julia’s fate would be in the hands of a total stranger. What would happen to her would completely depend upon how the contestant performed in the challenge. All she could do was root for them.
Julia was sat in her seat in a sort of tank. Her hair was back in a ponytail. She wore a pair of trousers and a beige top. She smiled with her famous smile. The host came in and walked up to Julia. “So, Julia Roberts has been nice enough to come here and put her fate in the hands of one of our contestants. One question, that is on everyone’s mind Julia. Are you nuts?” Everyone laughed. Julia laughed as well. “ I think maybe I am,” she laughed,” What am I thinking? What am I doing here? I am going to get nailed aren’t I? This is not going to go well for me. I just have to pray that the contestant does well on saves me. Otherwise I am in big trouble, I think,” she said,” Total embarrassment may very well be In my future.”
“How the game works is simple. We are going to select a partner for you from the crowd. They will compete in a game. If they win the game they will win a prize and you will stay clean. If they lose the game, you will be paying the consequences. Your fate will be in this person’s hand. I think that it is only fair that you help us chose your partner. Can everyone who wants to take part raise their hand.” Half of the audience member’s hands shot up. Some were desperately trying to get the attention of the host and Julia by shaking their arms and standing up. “Hmmm, who do you think Julia?,” the host asked. Julia looked around the audience. She thought it over. Julia looked around and then pointed to a young man. He was slightly younger than she was. He was someone that she would have possibly found attractive. “I think I will have him,” she said pointing to him. He stood up and headed down with a big smile on his face. He came down to the host. “Hello,” the host said,” Let me to introduce you to Julia Roberts.” He came over and they shook hands. Little did Julia know that the person that she had chosen had always found her attractive. The idea of seeing her covered in mess was something that he would find very attractive. There was every chance that he might lose this challenge on purpose. Julia was going to have to pray that he did well in this challenge.
“You had better not lose,” Julia joked. “I will do my best,” the contestant said. “Ok then, shall we see what your game is?,” the host asked. “Sure,” the contestant replied. Everyone cheered as the curtain was opened on the far side of the set revealing the equipment for the game. It was a giant, oversized basketball hoop with an oversized basketball. “Ok,” the host said,” The game is simple. You will have to take shots with the basketball. You will have one minute. The challenge is that you have to make four shots in that one minute in order to win. Does that sound fair?” “Yeah, I am up for that,” the contestant replied. It seemed like a tall order. It looked easy enough, but it was much more difficult than shooting with a regular sized basketball. “Ok, now get into position. I will let you know when your time begins,” the host said. The contestant walked over to the basketball and placed his hand on it, steadying it in place. “Ok then, if everyone is ready, your time will begin……..now,” the host said.
The contestant picked up the ball and took a shot. He missed badly. The ball fell way short of the hoop. He had been thinking of losing on purpose, but he would not have to, because this game was much more difficult than he had expected. It was very difficult to get the large ball to do what you wanted it to. He grabbed the ball again and moved it backwards so he could take another shot. This time the ball went further up into the air, but still did not make it to the top of the rim. It fell to the ground and rolled away a bit. Julia cheered for him, urging him on. She shouted,” Come on. You can do it. Oh please. You have to make it this time.” He went after the ball and rolled it back so he could take another shot. He pushed it up, but it only went straight in the air, when it came downwards, he hit it again, as though it were a volleyball. This just made it bounce the other way completely. By this time the time was really ticking down. Julia began to panic. She knew that she was sunk. There was no way he was going to make four shots. He would be lucky to make even one at this rate. She continued to cheer. “Come on, come on,” she urged him. He chased the ball down and moved it along so he could take another shot. This time he managed to get it up correctly. It went up in the air and rolled in. Julia cheered. He finally made one. Unfortunately for her there was now only ten seconds left. She began to call out. “Come on, quicker, please. The time is running out.” Meanwhile, the audience began counting out,” Ten…nine…eight,” and so on. When they reached one, a buzzer went off. The contestant rushed a shot and badly misfired. As the time expired, Julia began to blush. She shook her head and laughed. She knew that the contestant had failed miserably. She also knew what this would mean for her.
The host came back in and joined the contestant. “Well, not that easy was it?,” he asked. “Well, no,” the contestant responded. “You didn’t get four shots in did you?” “Um, no. Not at all.” “You know what that means?” “Yeah, sorry Julia. I tried my best,” he said, looking at Julia. She looked at him and shook her head, laughing in embarrassment. “You lost!,” she exclaimed. He shrugged his shoulders. She covered her face with her hand. She turned bright red. “Now, Julia, he did not win the challenge. He tried very hard, but it just did not happen. Now, you know what that means for you?,” the host said. “Yeah, I get the punishment. This is so unfair. I am in deep trouble now I can tell,” she responded. “Well yes, I guess you could say that. You will be the one who will be paying the price.” “You, being a gentlemen, wouldn’t do this to a nice girl like me would you?,” she joked. “Um, yeah,” the contestant said, laughing,” I definitely would.” Julia busted out laughing. When she stopped, she wiped her eyes. “Well, there you have it,” she said. “I think that I am in deep trouble now,” Julia said, shrugging her shoulders. “This is going to be so embarrassing,” she said, blushing bright red.
She didn’t even know what they had planned for her yet. She knew that she could not escape this time though. “So Julia Roberts, the challenge was lost. Are you ready for what is about to happen?,” the host asked. “As ready as I’ll ever be I guess. Please, Don’t do this,” she joked,” This isn’t fair. He lost not me.” ”Sorry, Julia, that is how the game works,” the host replied,” Now it is time to pay the price. Who wants to see Julia Roberts get messy?,” he asked. The audience cheered their approval. “Thanks a lot,” Julia joked. “Our contestant here is going to get the sad duty of carrying out our punishment for today,” the host said sarcastically. Obviously, it would be no chore, but something that was going to be very enjoyable for him. “Are you up for that?,” he asked. The contestant shrugged his shoulders. “A man’s got to do, what a man’s got to do,” he replied jokingly. Julia rolled her eyes. “A chore, my ass. You all are loving this,” Julia said. “Oh no, never, it is just my sad duty,” the contestant replied.
“Well, I think it is time we got our show on the road. I think we should start with a nice chocolate cream pie,” The host said. Julia’s eyes widened. “Oh my God,” she said. The pie was produced from seemingly out of nowhere. It was huge, overflowing with pie filling, wiped cream and decorated with shaved chocolate. It was a real pie complete with graham cracker crust. The audience whistled and cheered. The pie was handed to the contestant and he walked slowly in Julia’s direction carrying it with both hands. “I never thought that I would ever end up being pied. Please don’t do this,” she said with a laugh. “Sorry,” he said, shrugging his shoulders. “Julia Roberts is about to have a little more pie in her life,” the host said. The contestant came closer and closer with the pie. Julia closed her eyes and braced herself for the impact about to hit her. She waived her arms around as he inched ever closer. She begged him not to do this. “No, no please,” she said as he walked towards her. She looked down at the pie and screamed as he raised it up and smashed it straight into her face. He thrust the pie in. It covered her entire face instantly. He held it in place, twisting it around. He held it in place for a moment, before finally letting go. It ran through his mind,” I am pieing Julia Roberts right now.” He relished pushing the pie in to the celebrity’s face. He stepped back, allowing the pie tin to fall. The crust crumbled down Julia’s face and neck, down to her shirt. The dark brown and white of the pie covered her face in a creamy mountain of mess. Her massive smile seemed to be the only part of her face not covered in mess. Her teeth were the only thing visible in the mess. She laughed and wiped some of the mess from her forehead and her eyes. Her distinctive face was now covered in globs of brown and white sloppy pie. She licked her lips. Her hands were covered with pie. “It tastes pretty good, actually. It matches my hair,” she joked. “Julia Roberts has been pied!,” the host announced. The crowd erupted into a flurry of cheers.
“And that is not all,” the host said,” Unfortunately for you Julia, we have much more to come,” the host said. “Oh crap,” Julia said. She laughed, but wondered what else they could possibly have in store for her. “Well, next we have this lovely item,” the host said. A silver, medium sized object was produced and shown for everyone to see. “This, my friends is a gravy boat and it is filled with tons of delicious gravy. It is all for you Julia, specially made for you.” “ Oh thanks, gravy, just what I always wanted,” she said sarcastically. The contestant was handed the gravy boat. The host motioned to him that he should proceed. He walked up to Julia and then went around behind her. She screamed, her mouth open wide, shaking her head as she felt him behind her raising the gravy boat in order to begin pouring it. Her body lurched forward as the gravy began to pour. The first bit hit Julia on the back of her neck. It felt cold and slimy on her neck. It was dark brown and very sloppy. The contestant moved the gravy boast slightly, pouring the sloppy gravy down over Julia’s head. She closed her eyes as the gravy cupped around her head, covering the top of her head and pouring down the side of her face. It tipped down her nose and down the sides of her cheeks. Her lips and chin dripped with the deep brown gravy. The smell of gravy wafting off of her. The contestant happily poured the gravy down over the Julia Roberts. The audience laughing hysterically as they watched Julia Roberts having gravy poured over her head. It rolled down her neck and chest. It now dominated her shirt and fell down her body. Her tanned skin slopped with brown gravy. He took his time covering the gorgeous actress in the gravy. It poured down into her lap and all over her legs. Gravy dripped everywhere. There was enough gravy left over that he was able to move the gravy boat back and forth over Julia’s body, leaving a trail of thick slimy gravy as he went all over her body. It was thick and smooth. Julia’s expensive, light coloured clothes were totally overwhelmed by the onslaught of gravy. She looked as though she had fallen into a mud puddle or worse. Her face plastered in the gravy. Everything took on a decidedly brown feel. Julia bit her lip. She lifted her hands to her face and wiped some of the gravy away from her eyes. She laughed and pointed at the contestant. “It smells as bad as it looks,” she said. Julia Roberts was now covered and wet in thick brown gravy.
Julia could not imagine what would come next. She had certainly never expected to have gravy poured on her head. “Next, we have a nice pot of vegetable soup all ready, homemade just for you Julia,” the host said. “Oh yummy,” she replied,” I just love vegetable soup,” she said, gravy still dripping down her face. Her smile and her white teeth being about the only part of her not covered in brown mess already. The pot was produced and shown to everyone. Julia was able to look down and see the contents. “You are not really going to pour that on my head are you?,” she said. The contestant looked at her. He nodded his head but did not say anything. “ I can’t believe this,” she said. He took the oversized pot and carried it behind her. It was filled with green beans, sweet corn, peas, carrots, potatoes, lima beans and various other types of vegetables. They looked disgusting floating around in a brownish, grey thick liquid. Her eyes widened and her head darted around as she felt him lift the pot in the air. Her shoulders and face tensed up. Julia squealed as the young man hoisted the pot and tipped it over. The thick concoction of vegetables in the tick soupy mess inched its way from the pot. It oozed out over the rim a plummeted from the sky down onto Julia’s head. The first giant mass of thick vegetables fell from the pot and landed on the top of her head. A mass of twisted vegetables in brown thick broth stuck to her head. More fell out and fell down her face. A large green bean stuck from below Julia’s eye down her nose. Blobs of the brown slop rolled down her face. More dumped out of the sides down onto her body. Globs of vegetables and potatoes gathered in her lap. A large mass of the mess stuck to her sexy neck. Julia screamed as her beautiful face was covered in foul smelling soup. It looked like vegetables in sludge. It stuck all over her clothes and her body. The light fabric of her shirt was already near collapse from the weight of the mess that covered it. Her slacks were slopped in the mess as well. Peas, carrots and sweet corn covered in brownish grey liquid stuck all over Julia’s sexy face. She was left to deal with the masses of disgusting vegetable soup that dotted her entire body. She could feel it down her neck and inside her clothing. She could feel the weight of the mess on her entire body. She shook her hands and wiggled her feet. Mess dripping everywhere. She wiggled her mouth around and laughed.
The host then brought out one final bucket for Julia. The bucket was filled to the brim with disgusting spaghetti hoops. They were the cheapest of the cheap. You could probably have purchased ten cans of the stuff for one dollar. It was barely edible and totally disgusting. The bucket was handed to the young man. He carried it over and showed it to Julia. Julia looked down at it and recoiled in disgust. She stuck her tongue out as if to say,” Yuck.” The audience laughed at her reaction. She was about to receive a bucket full of spaghetti hoops in a way she never could have dreamed of. The contestant shuffled the bucket over and took his place behind the former Oscar winning actress. He steadied the bucket with both hands and stood behind her waiting for his signal. “Shall we count down, everyone?,” the host asked. They cheered affirmatively. The entire crowd including the man holding the bucket counted down. 3.…2..1. He raised the bucket and tipped it forward, sending the spaghetti hoops in Julia’s direction. Then, with a disgusting plopping sound, the spaghetti hoops dumped from the bucket down through the air and onto Julia’s head. The spaghetti hoops fell in a bunch, landing on Julia’s face. Her forehead and part of her hair were covered with a giant mound of congealed spaghetti hoops in their rancid sauce. The orange and red substance flowed down Julia’s already filthy face. Her hands gripped the fabric of her trousers at her knees. Spaghetti hoops fell down her sexy neck and down her tanned skin. Blobs of the mess toppled down her body irregularly. Torrents of spaghetti hoops made a pattern down the front of her ruined shirt. She moved her legs apart slightly as spaghetti hoops ran down her stomach and down between her legs. A huge blob collected between her legs. The young man then moved the bucket and decorated Julia’s legs in torrents of spaghetti hoops. Mountains of it forming on her lap. The last of the spaghetti hoops now tumbled down Julia’s face. She cringed. She waited for the flow to finally cease before taking her hands and rubbing them up her face. She closed her eyes and arched her neck forward. She opened her mouth and screamed as her hands pushed through the half inch deep mess that covered her beautiful face. She then pushed her hands down and shook them, dropping some of the excess spaghetti hoops all around her. She was totally trashed. The young man took a bow and dropped the bucket. He stepped back and watched her.
“Everyone, let’s give a big round of applause for Julia Roberts,” the host said. Everyone cheered and clapped. The spaghetti clad actress pointed at contestant and laughed. “You did this to me. I hope you are happy,” she said pretending to be angry. She shrugged her shoulders. “Spaghetti, who knew?,” she said. She started to laugh. As the show ended, she smiled and waived as she attempted to wipe some of the collected mess away. After the show, she was going to be faced with issue of getting cleaned up, but that is another story altogether.
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