Sunday, 9 October 2016

Helen Hunt plays the teacher



Helen Hunt plays the teacher

Helen Hunt had proven that she would do just about anything in the name of a film role. She had appeared one hundred percent fully naked on film at an advanced age and had sex. She had managed to get an Oscar nomination out of it. It did not make the process and the result any less embarrassing, however. The fact was that anyone who wanted to could see every inch of her naked body in a public forum. She was also at a bit of an advanced age at the time. She was not a 20 year old in her prime doing this, she was much older. It was very brave of her to do this. She made out that it she did this for altruistic reasons, but the truth was that her career had been flagging because of her age and there was an absolute economic necessity for her to take this role. She could try to make it out like it was an artistic decision, but the truth is, when she was a big star in her heyday, there was no way in hell that she would have considered showing even her ass on screen let alone her entire naked body. 

After being fully naked on screen for the whole world to see, getting messy on screen was no big deal for her. She was given a script for a film that saw her take a messing. She was playing a teacher that the students fancied. It was in a college environment, so the students were all adults. There was one particular student who fancied her character. The set up was that there was a student event on campus. The student who fancied Helen’s character was pitted against a female student in a campus gameshow. The winner would get to mess a teacher of their choosing. Helen’s character had no idea that if he won that he would definitely be choosing her as the one he wanted to get messy. She was largely unaware that he was attracted to her. He probably was not the only one, as she did represent the hot teacher. The female student also had her choice of what teacher that she would have wanted to get messy. It was a small school, so nearly the entire student body and all of the teachers were there watching this. It was a special on campus version of a messy gameshow. 

The game was a drinking contest. It involved huge amounts of alcohol in massive oversized mugs. The female was a slim blonde. The guy was a rather chubby sort of guy who liked to drink and party. The girl was at a distinct disadvantage. The two began the drinking contest. Everyone was cheering. The guys and girls cheering for the respective sides. It was immediately evident that the male contestant was winning straight away. He drank and drank and drank. The girl struggled mightily. She had to keep stopping and swallowing. By the time that the male was finished, the female had only gotten halfway through hers. The guy had one. 

The male students all cheered. The host congratulated the winner and said that as the winner, he had the choice to mess the teacher of his choice. He was asked who it was going to be. He did not hesitate, he picked Helen’s character. Everyone cheered. She looked shocked. She walked up onto the stage, at everyone’s urging. She wore a beige skirt and a cream coloured shirt. She joined them on stage. She looked very uncomfortable indeed. It was explained that as the winner, he was going to get to administer sloppy mess all over his favourite teacher. Helen looked very uncomfortable. 

The device that was going to be used was the bucket dump. It was the device that was used famously on the show Wild Animal Games. The teacher was lead to the stool underneath the bucket dump. She took her seat, lowering her bottom onto the seat and crossing her legs. She looked up. The only question now as what was it that was lurking above her. She, and everyone else were about to find out. The student was shown the release lever and told that when he was ready, he could let her have it. The entire campus was watching this happen. She looked over at him and frowned. There were a lot of students on campus who were going to love to see this happen. 

She grimaced as he pulled the release leaver. She closed her eyes as chocolate sauce rained down over her. The device was perfectly calibrated to ensure that the person sat below it would be covered perfectly in whatever the tray above was loaded with. The brown mess poured down in spirts right down the centre of Helen’s face and then down the sides of her face and down her hair. More then poured down her nose and cheeks. It then dispersed down the front of her shirt and then down over her skirt and the top of her legs. Chocolate mess now soaked her hair and threatened to engulf her head. It rolled down her calves to her ankles. She shit her eyes and grimaced as the mess rained down over her. It covered her entire body, covering her clothing. 

Everyone roared in laughter and applause at what they were witnessing. The chocolate seemed to pour for ages. When it stopped, Helen was left covered in it. She licked her lips and rolled her eyes. She looked over at her student. “That was amazing,” he said,” It looks great on her.” “You’re getting an F,” she threatened. She stood up and let the mess roll over her. The next scene was her in the shower, cleaning her messy body off.

Lucie Jones fake mess

This is a fake of former X Factor contestant Lucie Jones. She is very attractive. I wish she was still a recording star, but is out of the spotlight. Here she is faced with a load of leftover spaghetti.


Saturday, 8 October 2016

Tamara Chambers Down with bullies



****Just a note*** Tamara Chambers is awesome. She is amazing and I like everything about her. It is sickening that she has been bullied. She is gorgeous as well. If she ever read this or heard about it, I would not want her to be offended or to think that it is meant as negative towards her. It is a complient really. I hope that makes sense.****

Tamara Chambers Down with bullies

Tamara Chambers is a young lady who is involved in some very cool Youtube channels. She is funny and very cool. She got a lot of stick for her looks by scumbags. Tamara Chambers is a very attractive, very sexy woman. She experienced people being mean and cruel to her online in comments sections. It was ridiculous. The people responsible for doing it were pathetic losers who had nothing better to do than to leave people ugly hateful messages online for no reason. On top of that, they were wholly wrong. She was gorgeous. She had a curvy figure, but the majority of reasonable people would see this as attractive. 

In the videos, she was always very funny and was willing to look a bit silly. There were many times that she would do silly things. She was someone who found WAM very funny. She was someone who was very willing to take a part in things like this. She was approached to work in partnership with Mr. G. and other organisations  to organise a huge anti-bullying campaign. She, of course, had experienced it herself in the very recent past. She realised the impact that this had on people. On top of that, there was a chemistry between her and Mr. G. . The two found one another very attractive. They were looking forward to getting to be close to one another.

When the two met the each other for the first time, the first thing that Tamara said to him was,” I want to get messy for this,” in a very serious voice. She then smiled and laughed in a very cheeky way. This was going to be a big part of the festivities. Mr. G. told her,” I’m sorry about what they said about you. They were very wrong. You have an amazing body. They must be blind.” Tamara blushed. “Oh yeah. Play your cards right and you might get to see a lot more of it.” There was a lot of not so subtle flirting going on between the two. As a part of promoting the cause, Tamara agreed to take a messing for the cause.

When the day came though, right before it was about to happen, she grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him close. She whispered into his ear. “I’m doing this on one condition, the dirtier I get out there, the dirtier we are going to get afterwards.” She pulled him closer and the two kissed passionately.

She wore a black tank top and a pair of green and white shorts. Her lovely body looked really sexy in those clothes. They were tight fitting and showed off her curvy figure. Mr. G. came out first. He talked about how terrible bullying, trolling and everything like that was terrible and the effect that it had on people. This day was arranged to raise awareness and to help to stomp it out as much as possible. He announced that as a special treat, the lovely Tamara Chambers was going to be getting a messing for all to witness. He then welcomed her to the stage. 

She talked as well about bullying and the terrible experiences that she had with online bullies. She said that she was more than happy to get messy to help make sure that bullying be eliminated forever. She took Mr. G. by the hand and was led over to a pillory. She smiled as she bent over and was secured in place. She raised her eyebrows and gave an exaggerated excited yet worried look. She pushed her backside against his body. “I bet you are getting a fantastic view of my ass right now,” she joked. She then thanked everyone for turning up and said that she hoped that they enjoyed seeing this.
She wanted Mr. G. himself to do the honours. He started with a chocolate cream pie. He took it in his hand and walked over in front of her, holding it in front of her face so that she could see it. “I am so going to get you back for this later,” she joked. She closed her eyes and braced herself as he thrust the creamy pie straight into her face. He twisted it around. The pillory meant that there was little give. 

The pie hit her in her face full force. He rubbed it around and then released it. When he let go, graham cracker crust, chocolate pudding and creamy topping rolled down her face. Everyone applauded and laughed as they saw Tamara covered in chocolaty pie. He then took a second, almost identical pie and this time went around to the other side. He then thrust the pie into her chubby backside. It rolled into her shorts and underwear as well as down her shorts and down the backs of her thighs and knees. Bits of crust stuck to her behind. When it made contact, she was pushed slightly forward and let out an “Ohh,” noise. 

He then took a large bucket of banana puree. It was thick and sloppy and actually had slices of banana inside of it. He held the bucket over her. “Oh my God,” she said,” This is going to be so messy.” She squealed as she felt it tip all over her body. It fell over her back, down her chest and down her bottom. It dripped from her breasts. He then poured more over the top of her head. It coated her dark hair and dripped down her nose and chin. “It feels so squishy,” she said. She was adorable. She was extremely cute and very endearing. She squished her feet in the mess as it rolled down her body.

Next to come was big blender filled with strawberry milkshake. It was very pink and very cold. She told him,” Go ahead, dump it on my tits. Don’t be shy.” He pulled open her tank top and dumped some of the milkshake straight inside of her tank top. She did not really have a bra on, so the milkshake was all over her large breasts. She squealed. He then let go of her top, leaving it filled with milkshake. He then poured more over her back and then over her head. The pink mess dripped everywhere upon her body.

So far the mess had been pretty much on the pleasant side. That was about to change. He pulled out a container of beans and told everyone what it was. “Oh no, beans. No way,” she laughed. He held the container over her head. She looked upwards and grimaced as the beans poured down upon her head and down her face. He then moved the beans back and forth over her body. They dripped everywhere upon her, soaking her clothes in bean juice. She could feel beans all over her body. 

Mr. G. then asked for everyone to give Tamara a big hand. He let her out of the stocks. She laughed and took a bow. She wiped some of the beans and mess from her hair and face. She was a total mess. “That was certainly messy,” she said. She then wrapped her arms around Mr. G..

The two then took each others hands and walked off stage. She wrapped her messy body around him. She whispered into his ear. “I just got covered in beans. It’s going to be a very long night, in a good way. Let’s get out of these clothes,” she said.

Friday, 7 October 2016

Christina Aguilera Dirrty



Christina Aguilera Dirrty

Christina Aguilera had not been able to resist the urge to incorporate her sexuality and sexual desires in her music over the years. She could be quite naughty when she wanted to be. Her song Dirrty was not just a gimmick, it was who she really was. She loved food as well. Later on, she got a bit chubby as a result, but was still very sexy all the same. She was a bit of a secret wammer for a long time. She was a fan of messiness, to be sure. She had secretly wanted to get messed on television for years, but never had the opportunity. The opportunity was about to come up. When the opportunity arrived, she jumped at it. 

She and Let Her Have It were all too happy to agree for her to make an appearance. She came on the show dressed in a very small, partially see through outfit that had tassels and little chains all over it. It looked almost like an s and m outfit, but was mainly white. She was covered in layers of fake tan that appeared almost sticky. Her makeup was a little bit garish. She looked really good though. She looked very happy to be there as well. She was looking as sexy as she possibly could.

She was welcomed to the show and joined Mr. G. on the couch. “So, Miss Aguilera, a very warm welcome to you. How do you feel about being here today?” “Are you kidding me? I am a girl who released a song called Dirrty. That was no accident. I love it. There was a not so subtle hidden meaning in that song. Can you guess? I love WAM. I love mess. I have wanted to be on a show like this for years. I mean it’s hot. Is it not? People love it, they just don’t admit it. I have wanted to get messy for a very long time. The idea gets me so hot, I have to say.” “Well, it is great to hear that. I hope that it lives up to your expectations.” “Oh I am sure that it will,” she replied with a smile. 

He then announced that there was going to be sort of S and M style messing for Christina. There was a big board with various holes and chains attached to it. Christina ran right over to it enthusiastically. Mr. G. chained her wrists and ankles to the board. She spread her legs. She was chained up to the board and ready to go. She was smiling ear to ear. She then shouted out that she wanted to get “Dirrty”. She was encouraged to sing the song while the gunging was about to begin. She did this. She began to sing her famous song. The music started in the background. She would continue to sing while mess came to her.

With that, she began to be sprayed with thick black gunge. It began to spray all over her body. She was being washed down with the stuff. It looked like it was flowing through a hose or spray cannon. She closed her eyes as the mess began to spray all over the front of her body. It sprayed down her stomach, legs and chest. It began to soak her all over. It could be seen flowing down the length of her body. She sang and moaned as it was sprayed up and down her body. She was, clearly finding this very pleasurable. There was definitely sexual elements to what was going down. The black gunge continued to spray as different messes came at her.

As this was happening, pies began to fly at her. One after another flew at her and splattered all over her body. They came and plopped on her thighs, waist, crotch, chest and shoulders. A few then splattered into her face. Her body was soon covered in a layer of creamy pie. The black gunge continued to flow. 

This pink gunge then began to fall all over Christina’s head. She continued singing with expanded lyrics. “I’m Dirrty, there’s mess all over my body.” The sloppy mess plopped down her head, over her face and then down her shoulders and chest. It completely covered the top half of her body. Brown gunge then was flung all over her body as well. The mess dripped down her hair and face. She was covered from head to toe in the mess.

She as then let down. She reached around her shoulders and dropped her dress to the floor. She was almost totally naked. She then grabbed a few pies and began to pie herself. She pushed some into her face and into her body. She put her hand between her legs and all over her body. She massaged her messy body. 

She took a microphone and shouted. “I’m Dirrty bitches.” She licked her lips. This was one of the sexiest things she had ever done. She was extremely turned on by this.

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Julia Bradbury fake mess

This is a fake mess of Julia Bradbury. She is really attractive to me. Everyone might not agree, but I find her really sexy.


Tuesday, 4 October 2016

Michelle Keegan fake gunging

This is a fake of Michelle Keegan. She is, obviously, one of the most attractive women in the world and in soaps. Although she is not in soaps any more, of course.