Sunday, 13 January 2019
Sunday, 6 January 2019
Christmas advert play
Christmas advert play
There was an advert that was on television that was on a few
years ago. It took place during a play. The joke was the mother dressed her
child as a pair of earphones because she wanted this item for herself for
Christmas. She embarrassed her whole family. It was very greedy and selfish of
her. Her husband looked mortified. He was very annoyed. He got very stroppy
with her. He barely spoke to her. As they drove home, he was seething and
planning to get revenge upon her when they got home.
Much to his surprise, as they were driving home, she
whispered into his ear,” Look I’m sorry. I know how I can make it up to you
though. “His ears perked up. “How about, Christmas dinner is on me. Literally…naked.
I’ll let you take off my clothes and then you can pour Christmas dinner all
over me.” She talked in a very sexy voice and made very sexy eyes. He now
became very interested.
During Christmas dinner, she made constant sexualised
motions with the food. When it was finished, she said,” Ok, time for leftovers.
She approached him and began to kiss him passionately. He leaned over and they
began to unbutton her blouse. When it was unbuttoned, she threw it aside. They
then undid her trousers. They lowered them down her long legs to the ground.
She was left in her black underwear. Her long languid body looked very sexy.
She then undid her bra and removed it. Finally, she lowered her panties to the
ground. She sat down onto a chair. She handed him handcuffs and he cuffed her
hands behind her back. She spread her legs for him. She made eyes at him and
told him that he could have his revenge.
He began to dump plates of food over her. There was bits of
turkey, sprouts, parsnips, pigs in blankets and stuffing. Plate by plate, he
swept the leftover contents onto his wife’s head and onto her body. He then
poured broccoli and cheese all over. It stuck to the side of her head and onto
her legs.
He then emptied the serving dishes upon her. Blobs of
stuffing, bits of Yorkshire pudding, cranberry sauce and mashed potato were
dumped upon her. She then received sweet potatoes, cabbage and mashed suede and
carrot. He wildly dumped each bowl all over his embarrassing wife. It was her
turn to get embarrassed.
He then got to pour the white sauce and gravy all over her.
They were in jugs. He held them over her and poured it all over her face and
ponytail. He then dumped more onto her chest, back, legs and behind. She was
totally covered in Christmas lunch from head to toe.
To finish her off, he took the remains of the Christmas
pudding and plastered it with his hand all over her vagina and onto her head
and face. She had never imagined that she would be in this position, having pudding
all over her body including her private parts. He then finished her off with
white brandy butter and custard.
He then pulled a cracker, made a joke about her and placed
the paper hat on her head. He then photographed her. She wiggled her eyebrows.
They then went to bed.
Tuesday, 1 January 2019
Jessica Shears is creamed
Jessica Shears is creamed
There was a large growing chain of dessert shops in the UK
with a black and purple colour scheme. They were really beginning to get huge
and had numerous shops all over the country. What they did not have was much in
the way of advertising. They decided that they would do something big to
promote the brand. They decided to have some minor celebrities compete in an
ice cream eating contest. The biggest stars that they could get were Jessica
Shears and her husband Dom from the show Love Island. They agreed to compete
against one another. They each wore white swimwear which was identical to the
outfits that they wore during their marriage which took place on television. The
loser was going to be turned into a human waffle sundae by the winner. This was
a sweet prize to be sure. Getting the chance to turn your spouse into a human
dessert would be very enjoyable for the lucky winner.
The couple were sat opposite one another at one of the
tables. Each was given an enormous sundae and a spoon. It was a straight up race
to see who could eat theirs the quickest. There was a lot at stake. They were
handed their spoons and then someone called out,” Ready, set, eat.” They began
to eat the ice cream as fast as they could. This resulted in ice cream headache
initially. The sundaes were very large, so this was not as easy as it looked.
Jessica began to really struggle. Her husband was eating at a much quicker
rate. She thought about trying to cheat, but if she did, she would most likely
be caught and would have to lose by forfeit anyway. The people gathered cheered
them on and laughed. Jessica began to sputter as she fell further and further
behind. She raised her eyebrows as her spouse threw his spoon down to signal
his victory. He flexed his muscles and celebrated. He then reached out his hand
to her. She reluctantly took it.
He led her over to a gigantic dish that was set up on the
floor. She sat down inside of it, crossed legged in her bikini. It was time to
make his wife even more delicious. “This is going to be yummy,” he said. He was
presented first with pancake batter. One of the chefs explained that this was
how they made the waffles. They would pour the pancake batter into the waffle
iron. In this case, Dom was pouring the batter all over his lovely wife’s body.
He began to tipped it over her. It fell all over her siliky dark hair and then
all over her tanned body. He made sure he poured it all over her breasts, back,
behind and legs, coating her body in a layer of thick batter. It ran down her
ankles and pooled beneath her as well.
Next to come was the white and dark chocolate sauce. He was
given squeeze containers of each which he lifted and began to spray liberally
all over Jess’s breasts, legs, face and behind. He laughed as he covered her
body in streaks of the chocolate goo. It looked amazing all over her bare
flesh. Blobs fell between her legs and dripped from her big breasts.
It was announced that usually customers had a choice of
whipped cream or ice cream, but as this was a special occasion and Jess looked
particularly famished, she would be getting to have a taste of both. Dom then
got to dump loads of soft serve vanilla ice cream over Jess’s head. Blobs of it
fell down her chest and back. Some landed on her crotch and legs. She shivered
because of the coldness of the ice cream.
He then got to finish his pudding off with mounds of whipped
cream that he sprayed all over her body. She was completely covered from head
to toe in the mess. She ran her fingers through her hair. It dripped all over
her body.
She was helped to her feet. She took a bow and said that the
pudding was delicious. She said that she would get her husband back and that he
would be having to play a role in cleaning up the mess that he created.
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