Lacey Evans No Way to Treat a Lady

Lacey Evans No Way to Treat a Lady

Lacey Evans was an unusual pick to get a championship match. Her character was overtly based on her looks at a time when that was seen as old fashioned and somewhat demeaning. Some of her colleagues viewed her as doing a disservice to the women’s revolution. She dressed in sexy dresses showing off her outrageous curves. She harkened back to the age of divas. This was not really looked on kindly by the others in the women’s locker room at WWE. She also had a very unusual way of speaking when she did promos. It was a sort of drawl. She was a real heel and someone who was portrayed as trying to take the spotlight away from others. She shown as a character who could really do with being put into her place. She really deserved it and it was something that would suit her character very well.

She also was given a title match as soon as she was called up to the main roster. She had been called up before women far more accomplished that she were called up. The match was to be a set up for her punishment. She face the very accomplished Becky Lynch. On paper, she had no chance whatsoever to win that match. When the match occurred it went that way. Becky embarrassed Lacey. He kicked her behind in the space of about a minute and made her beg for mercy.

After the match, all of the other wrestlers whom she had annoyed and interrupted came out. They pulled her out of the ring and placed her in chair on the platform on the entrance ramp. They tied her ankles in wrists in place and held her down. As they did this, some of the other women wrestlers emerged carrying some buckets. Lacey was wearing one of her sexy oddly shaped outfits. The bottoms were read and the top was white with blue trim. They showed off her sculpted tanned body. She was screaming,” No, you can’t. You wouldn’t dare do this to me.” She was kicking and screaming, throwing a temper tantrum like a spoiled brat.

The crowd cheered as they saw the buckets being brought out. They began to chant,” You deserve it,” at her. She struggled. The others took the first bucket and began to empty it up her long sexy legs. The bucket was full of creamed corn. “Oh my God, what are you doing,” she shouted. They slowly dumped thick, lumpy creamed corn up her bare legs. They then pulled her shorts out and dumped some of it inside. She comically kicked and gave a look of pure shock and horror. More was dumped up her stomach and chest and onto her armpits. The remainder was dumped onto her head and face. It was shown oozing down her sexy muscular body.

Next to come was bean dip. It was reddish brown colour. It was made from crushed pimento beans. It was thick and sloppy. The other women gloated and teased her as it was dumped all over her thighs and then onto her arms and chest. The thick mess contrasting with her smooth bare skin and expensive looking clothing.

This was followed up with nacho cheese which was dumped over her from above. It was dumped onto her lovely blonde hair and down her face. Globs of it plopped all over her body. “This is no way to treat a lady,” she shouted. They then took turns dumping tubs of various flavours of yoghurt all over her body. These included strawberry, blueberry and peach. They were thick pink, purple and orange. She shuttered as she felt the cool yoghurt all over her bare skin. She was coated almost from head to toe in the brightly coloured yoghurt as well as the cheese sauce.

They then covered her in leftover chilli. It was brown and very lumpy as it was spread out all over her body. She screamed about how bad it smelled. She was then finished off with something that smelled a whole lot worse. That being, rancid coleslaw. She gagged and stuck her tongue out as this was poured on top of her head. They also pulled her top open and poured some all over her large breasts as well as inside of her bottoms.

They all let go and she began to flail. She stood up and staggered, trying to use her hands to cover herself. She screamed at the camera man not to look. The fans chanted,” You look nasty,” as she jogged her way back to the locker room.

Emilia Clarke fake gunging

This is a fake of Emilia Clarke as requested. I hope you enjoy seeing it.

Emily Kaplan Around the mess

Emily Kaplan Around the mess

Emily Kaplan was the newest person to appear on Around the Horn. She actually managed to win on her first appearance on the show. What she did not know was that whenever someone new debuted on the show, there was a sort of initiation that would always take place, especially for someone as attractive as Emily was. She was a quite attractive younger female in a male dominated sports environment. She was someone that the other guests would have really enjoyed seeing get messy. It was a sort of rite of passage on the show.

She won the face off on was given her time to speak. She talked about a very important topic, but as she ended her comments, she heard a noise coming from above her. The plasma that she was in instantly changed its function to a gunge tank. She looked up with her eyes, her mouth making a funny face.

As she looked up, a tidal wave of spaghetti sauce fell down over her head. It poured all over her face. It splashed everywhere. It went all over her blazer and all over her blonde hair. It was thick and chunky, it splattered all over her face. The others in the other plasmas started laughing hysterically as they knew that it was coming. She kind of just embraced it, looking straight up and throwing her hands up as it poured down all over her. She was soaked in chunky spaghetti sauce.

When that ceased, it was not over for her by a longshot. At this point, thick, sloppy custard began to pour all over her. She took a deep breath and puffed out her cheeks as she was splattered by the thick custard. She closed her eyes as she was covered in it. It flowed down her body, down her chest and down onto her lap and down her legs. She was coated in it almost completely. This was completely embarrassing, but she had to take it all in stride.

When the custard stopped, applesauce began to fall upon her in sloppy blobs. Blobs fell over her slowly. When they hit her body, the splattered with a thud, sending applesauce all over her. It looked very unappetising for sure.

She was then finished off with chocolate sauce and whipped cream that was simultaneously sprayed all over her, covering her in layer upon layer of sloppy mess.  Blobs dripped from her face. She attempted to look as dignified as possible. She could not help but laugh.

“Is this going to happen every show?,” she joked. One of the male guests said,” We wish.” “I can take it,” she said,” Trying not to show any signs of embarrassment.

Adele fake gunging

This is a fake of Adele getting gunged. I love the look on her face.

Women’s tag team Zappduel

Women’s tag team Zappduel

Zappduel was recreated with a WWE theme. Tag team partners were going to be on representing each other in a recreation of the segment from Zapplive. One team member would be answering the questions. They would be representing their team mate and trying to prevent their teammate from the fate of the gunge that was in the buckets above their heads.

The wrestlers answering the questions would be Bayley and Tamina. They would be representing Sasha Banks and Nia Jax respectively. Sasha and Nia were in the unenviable position of being the partners that were sat below the gunge buckets. They were dressed in street clothes. Their names were on the chalk boards behind them.

One of the familiar hosts started the segment out, but spoke in English this time. “Welcome to Zappduel. Today we have a match between two tag teams in the WWE at the moment. We have Sasha and Bayley taking on Nia Jax and Tamina. This is not going to be a wrestling match, but a quiz. The titles are not on the line, but what is on the line is our famous Zapplive trophy and more importantly, a bucket of sloppy gunge. Bayley and Tamina will be buzzing in to answer the questions. The team that gets the most questions right will be the winners. What will then happen to either Sasha or Nia, is that the cord will be pulled on the person from the losing team and as you can see, the bucket above that person’s head will pour down the gunge that is inside all over that person.”

They then went over to the ladies sat beneath the buckets. “Sasha, how are you feeling your fate lies in your partner Bayely’s hands.” She blushed a bit and giggled. “I’m pretty nervous. He had better do a good job. Otherwise. It is going to be all over me isn’t it.” She put her hands out as if to beg Bayley to do a good job. “Nia what are you thinking right now?,” they asked. “Well, I am thinking that we have it covered. I don’t think it will be me who ends up covered in slime. I think that our friend Sasha over here is going to be the one who ends up completely covered in slime.” Sasha and Nia looked at each other and laughed because they knew that their fate was in the hands of their tag team partners.

The presenter began to ask the questions. Bayley buzzed in for the first one. Sasha was shown crossing her fingers. The answer Bayley gave was incorrect. When the second question was asked, Bayley buzzed in again. There was a pause after the answer that she gave. Nia and Sasha were shown looking nervous. This time she was correct. The score was one to nothing in favour of Bayley and Sasha. Tamina buzzed in for the third question. Sasha was shown gritting her teeth. Tamina got in correct. Nia did a little celebration dance as they were awarded the second point, tying things up at one point a piece. Sasha shook her head.

Tamina buzzed in again to answer the next question. She was correct. Sasha’s eyes widened then she laughed. Nia pointed at her. The score was now two points to one. The next point would be a very important one. Time was running out as were questions. Bayley and Sasha could tie the game up if they got this one correct. If Tamina got this one correct, her team would have a two point lead and the other team would not be able to catch up. The tension began to rise. It was all going to come down to this. Everyone held their breath.

The question was asked. Both team buzzed in simultaneously. It was revealed that Tamina was a split second quicker to buzz in. There was then a pause to see if she was correct or not. “It all comes down to this. Tamina, you are absolutely correct, which means that you win the point and the game.” Nia did a fist pump. Sasha was laughing and blushing. The trophy was brought over to Tamina. Bayley shrugged her shoulders and mouthed the word, sorry to Sasha.

“Tamina and Nia are our winners. That means they take home the trophy, but it also means something very important for Sasha Banks. “They went over to Sasha. “Sasha, Bayley failed to win didn’t she? You know what is going to happen now.” Sasha shook her head, laughed and said please. “It means that you are the one who is going to get the gunge all over you.” She looked up at them as they went over to the cord. “All over me yes. Oh my gosh, don’t remind me.” Nia and Tamina got into position to watch this happen.

Nia then said,” Can I do it?,” she asked,” Can I be the one who gets to do this to her?” The presenter agreed. Sasha buried her face in her hands as Nia walked over and positioned herself by the cord. “Ok, Nia when you are ready, it is time to let the slime fall on Sasha.”

Sasha gave a pained look as she looked up at the bucket positioned right above her head. Nia laughed as she pulled the cord. The bucket tipped, pouring smooth light green gunge all over Sasha. It poured down her face and purple hair and then all over her chest and legs, coating her in the smooth, sloppy slime. Everyone else roared in laughter as they watched Sasha getting slimed. Even Bayley could not help but enjoy seeing this happen to her best friend.

Sasha threw her head back in laughter, coated in slime. It continued to drip all over her. A replay was then shown in slow motion of the sliming.

The whole locker room and social media was soon filled pictures of Sasha slimed. There were before and after split pictures posted everywhere. Sasha even posted some herself saying,” I just got slimed.”

Natasha Raskin fake gunge

This is a fake of Natasha Raskin.

Vicky Pattison fake gunge

This is a fake of Vicky Pattison getting gunged.