Sunday, 26 May 2019
Sunday, 19 May 2019
Lacey Evans No Way to Treat a Lady
Lacey Evans No Way to Treat a Lady
Lacey Evans was an unusual pick to get a championship match.
Her character was overtly based on her looks at a time when that was seen as
old fashioned and somewhat demeaning. Some of her colleagues viewed her as
doing a disservice to the women’s revolution. She dressed in sexy dresses
showing off her outrageous curves. She harkened back to the age of divas. This
was not really looked on kindly by the others in the women’s locker room at
WWE. She also had a very unusual way of speaking when she did promos. It was a
sort of drawl. She was a real heel and someone who was portrayed as trying to
take the spotlight away from others. She shown as a character who could really
do with being put into her place. She really deserved it and it was something
that would suit her character very well.
She also was given a title match as soon as she was called
up to the main roster. She had been called up before women far more
accomplished that she were called up. The match was to be a set up for her
punishment. She face the very accomplished Becky Lynch. On paper, she had no
chance whatsoever to win that match. When the match occurred it went that way.
Becky embarrassed Lacey. He kicked her behind in the space of about a minute
and made her beg for mercy.
After the match, all of the other wrestlers whom she had
annoyed and interrupted came out. They pulled her out of the ring and placed
her in chair on the platform on the entrance ramp. They tied her ankles in
wrists in place and held her down. As they did this, some of the other women
wrestlers emerged carrying some buckets. Lacey was wearing one of her sexy
oddly shaped outfits. The bottoms were read and the top was white with blue
trim. They showed off her sculpted tanned body. She was screaming,” No, you
can’t. You wouldn’t dare do this to me.” She was kicking and screaming,
throwing a temper tantrum like a spoiled brat.
The crowd cheered as they saw the buckets being brought out.
They began to chant,” You deserve it,” at her. She struggled. The others took
the first bucket and began to empty it up her long sexy legs. The bucket was
full of creamed corn. “Oh my God, what are you doing,” she shouted. They slowly
dumped thick, lumpy creamed corn up her bare legs. They then pulled her shorts
out and dumped some of it inside. She comically kicked and gave a look of pure
shock and horror. More was dumped up her stomach and chest and onto her
armpits. The remainder was dumped onto her head and face. It was shown oozing
down her sexy muscular body.
Next to come was bean dip. It was reddish brown colour. It
was made from crushed pimento beans. It was thick and sloppy. The other women
gloated and teased her as it was dumped all over her thighs and then onto her
arms and chest. The thick mess contrasting with her smooth bare skin and
expensive looking clothing.
This was followed up with nacho cheese which was dumped over
her from above. It was dumped onto her lovely blonde hair and down her face.
Globs of it plopped all over her body. “This is no way to treat a lady,” she
shouted. They then took turns dumping tubs of various flavours of yoghurt all
over her body. These included strawberry, blueberry and peach. They were thick pink,
purple and orange. She shuttered as she felt the cool yoghurt all over her bare
skin. She was coated almost from head to toe in the brightly coloured yoghurt
as well as the cheese sauce.
They then covered her in leftover chilli. It was brown and
very lumpy as it was spread out all over her body. She screamed about how bad
it smelled. She was then finished off with something that smelled a whole lot
worse. That being, rancid coleslaw. She gagged and stuck her tongue out as this
was poured on top of her head. They also pulled her top open and poured some
all over her large breasts as well as inside of her bottoms.
They all let go and she began to flail. She stood up and
staggered, trying to use her hands to cover herself. She screamed at the camera
man not to look. The fans chanted,” You look nasty,” as she jogged her way back
to the locker room.
Sunday, 12 May 2019
Emily Kaplan Around the mess
Emily Kaplan Around the mess
Emily Kaplan was the newest person to appear on Around the
Horn. She actually managed to win on her first appearance on the show. What she
did not know was that whenever someone new debuted on the show, there was a
sort of initiation that would always take place, especially for someone as
attractive as Emily was. She was a quite attractive younger female in a male
dominated sports environment. She was someone that the other guests would have
really enjoyed seeing get messy. It was a sort of rite of passage on the show.
She won the face off on was given her time to speak. She
talked about a very important topic, but as she ended her comments, she heard a
noise coming from above her. The plasma that she was in instantly changed its
function to a gunge tank. She looked up with her eyes, her mouth making a funny
face.
As she looked up, a tidal wave of spaghetti sauce fell down
over her head. It poured all over her face. It splashed everywhere. It went all
over her blazer and all over her blonde hair. It was thick and chunky, it
splattered all over her face. The others in the other plasmas started laughing
hysterically as they knew that it was coming. She kind of just embraced it,
looking straight up and throwing her hands up as it poured down all over her.
She was soaked in chunky spaghetti sauce.
When that ceased, it was not over for her by a longshot. At
this point, thick, sloppy custard began to pour all over her. She took a deep
breath and puffed out her cheeks as she was splattered by the thick custard.
She closed her eyes as she was covered in it. It flowed down her body, down her
chest and down onto her lap and down her legs. She was coated in it almost
completely. This was completely embarrassing, but she had to take it all in
stride.
When the custard stopped, applesauce began to fall upon her
in sloppy blobs. Blobs fell over her slowly. When they hit her body, the
splattered with a thud, sending applesauce all over her. It looked very
unappetising for sure.
She was then finished off with chocolate sauce and whipped
cream that was simultaneously sprayed all over her, covering her in layer upon
layer of sloppy mess. Blobs dripped from
her face. She attempted to look as dignified as possible. She could not help
but laugh.
“Is this going to happen every show?,” she joked. One of the
male guests said,” We wish.” “I can take it,” she said,” Trying not to show any
signs of embarrassment.
Sunday, 5 May 2019
Women’s tag team Zappduel
Women’s tag team Zappduel
Zappduel was recreated with a WWE theme. Tag team partners
were going to be on representing each other in a recreation of the segment from
Zapplive. One team member would be answering the questions. They would be
representing their team mate and trying to prevent their teammate from the fate
of the gunge that was in the buckets above their heads.
The wrestlers answering the questions would be Bayley and
Tamina. They would be representing Sasha Banks and Nia Jax respectively. Sasha
and Nia were in the unenviable position of being the partners that were sat
below the gunge buckets. They were dressed in street clothes. Their names were
on the chalk boards behind them.
One of the familiar hosts started the segment out, but spoke
in English this time. “Welcome to Zappduel. Today we have a match between two
tag teams in the WWE at the moment. We have Sasha and Bayley taking on Nia Jax
and Tamina. This is not going to be a wrestling match, but a quiz. The titles
are not on the line, but what is on the line is our famous Zapplive trophy and
more importantly, a bucket of sloppy gunge. Bayley and Tamina will be buzzing
in to answer the questions. The team that gets the most questions right will be
the winners. What will then happen to either Sasha or Nia, is that the cord
will be pulled on the person from the losing team and as you can see, the
bucket above that person’s head will pour down the gunge that is inside all
over that person.”
They then went over to the ladies sat beneath the buckets.
“Sasha, how are you feeling your fate lies in your partner Bayely’s hands.” She
blushed a bit and giggled. “I’m pretty nervous. He had better do a good job.
Otherwise. It is going to be all over me isn’t it.” She put her hands out as if
to beg Bayley to do a good job. “Nia what are you thinking right now?,” they
asked. “Well, I am thinking that we have it covered. I don’t think it will be
me who ends up covered in slime. I think that our friend Sasha over here is
going to be the one who ends up completely covered in slime.” Sasha and Nia
looked at each other and laughed because they knew that their fate was in the
hands of their tag team partners.
The presenter began to ask the questions. Bayley buzzed in
for the first one. Sasha was shown crossing her fingers. The answer Bayley gave
was incorrect. When the second question was asked, Bayley buzzed in again.
There was a pause after the answer that she gave. Nia and Sasha were shown
looking nervous. This time she was correct. The score was one to nothing in
favour of Bayley and Sasha. Tamina buzzed in for the third question. Sasha was
shown gritting her teeth. Tamina got in correct. Nia did a little celebration
dance as they were awarded the second point, tying things up at one point a
piece. Sasha shook her head.
Tamina buzzed in again to answer the next question. She was
correct. Sasha’s eyes widened then she laughed. Nia pointed at her. The score
was now two points to one. The next point would be a very important one. Time
was running out as were questions. Bayley and Sasha could tie the game up if
they got this one correct. If Tamina got this one correct, her team would have
a two point lead and the other team would not be able to catch up. The tension
began to rise. It was all going to come down to this. Everyone held their
breath.
The question was asked. Both team buzzed in simultaneously.
It was revealed that Tamina was a split second quicker to buzz in. There was
then a pause to see if she was correct or not. “It all comes down to this.
Tamina, you are absolutely correct, which means that you win the point and the
game.” Nia did a fist pump. Sasha was laughing and blushing. The trophy was
brought over to Tamina. Bayley shrugged her shoulders and mouthed the word,
sorry to Sasha.
“Tamina and Nia are our winners. That means they take home
the trophy, but it also means something very important for Sasha Banks. “They
went over to Sasha. “Sasha, Bayley failed to win didn’t she? You know what is
going to happen now.” Sasha shook her head, laughed and said please. “It means
that you are the one who is going to get the gunge all over you.” She looked up
at them as they went over to the cord. “All over me yes. Oh my gosh, don’t remind
me.” Nia and Tamina got into position to watch this happen.
Nia then said,” Can I do it?,” she asked,” Can I be the one
who gets to do this to her?” The presenter agreed. Sasha buried her face in her
hands as Nia walked over and positioned herself by the cord. “Ok, Nia when you
are ready, it is time to let the slime fall on Sasha.”
Sasha gave a pained look as she looked up at the bucket
positioned right above her head. Nia laughed as she pulled the cord. The bucket
tipped, pouring smooth light green gunge all over Sasha. It poured down her
face and purple hair and then all over her chest and legs, coating her in the
smooth, sloppy slime. Everyone else roared in laughter as they watched Sasha
getting slimed. Even Bayley could not help but enjoy seeing this happen to her
best friend.
Sasha threw her head back in laughter, coated in slime. It
continued to drip all over her. A replay was then shown in slow motion of the
sliming.
The whole locker room and social media was soon filled
pictures of Sasha slimed. There were before and after split pictures posted
everywhere. Sasha even posted some herself saying,” I just got slimed.”
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