Sunday, 14 July 2019

Paula Abdul Slimeology


Paula Abdul Slimeology

Paula Abdul was a gigantic star for a short period in the very late 80’s and early 90’s. She had numerous hit singles. She had number ones. She had been a Laker girl as well as a famous choreographer. She was kind of like Jennifer Lopez at the time, without the acting. She had an incredible body as well, partially as a result of all of the dancing that she did on a regular basis. She was quite a shy person overall. She did not really ever show off her sexuality openly.

Paula dated a lot famous men including men including Arsenio Hall and John Stamos. She also had a little bit of a rivalry with Janet Jackson, though that was mainly a media created issue. Things changed slightly when she released the song Vibeology. Although it was overt in it’s lyrics, it was a very sexualised song. It felt quite desperate by her to be honest. There was one part of the song that simulated almost what could be called an orgasm. It was debatable whether this was intentional or not. No one ever seemed to mention it, but those who noticed it, noticed that it was possibly very raunchy indeed. The truth was that the whole thing was a bit of a sexual fantasy for Paula. She got herself very turned on by the fact that she was making those noises on a record. Also, when she made them, in the video, she appeared to be touching herself. The song was straight up about sex, pardon the pun. She was quite embarrassed about this fact, but no one seemed to notice. It was not a real big hit, but some of the people who fancied her and heard it did notice. She would watch the video back and get very turned on by it.

She was so turned on that she decided to make an alternate version of the video where she could live out a different version of her sexual fantasies. This one happened to involve getting messy. Paula was around for the peak of Nickelodeon. She had watched people getting slimed and loved the thought of it. She had always fantasised about it happening to her, but the opportunity never arose. She imagined it often, so she decided that she would create her own messy scenario involving the song, especially the part where she would make,” Ai..I..Ai.i.i.” noises.

She was wearing the same outfit that she had in the video, a tight fitting black suit that was open to reveal a black bra underneath. She looked fantastic. She was incredibly turned on by this idea. She even liked the idea that the whole world might see it and know what she was thinking. The video was shot like a normal music video. Bits of the song were played in the background while scenes were shot. Paula paid no attention to the camera. She danced and sang and gyrated. She shook her famous derriere and ran her hands all over her body wildy. She thrusting her hips and shaking her backside.
When the right line arrived, she was sprayed with a cannon of whipped cream. It looked as though the pie cannon was fired at her, spraying her all over whipped cream. She licked her lips and continued dancing and running her hands all over her body. She was coated in lashings of the cream. She wildly wiggled her body now covered in it.

She then squealed again. This time red gunge poured down upon her body from above, splashing everywhere, sliming her. She let out an even louder and wilder squeal. She was very hot at the moment. She continued making the noises as well as even more explicitly sexual noises. She grabbed her crotch and massaged the gunge on her breasts, almost tearing her suit jacket open.
She was then handed bottles of chocolate syrup that she began spraying onto her body. She moaned as she sprayed it all over her chest and then down on her athletic thighs and down her calves. She poured some into her jacket and over her head. She thrust her hips. She licked her lips and some of the chocolate from her fingers.

She then had a wave of spaghetti pour down onto her from above. It landed with a splat all over her body. She let out an even louder, guttural grunt as the wave of spaghetti dumped all over her body. She again, ran her hands wildly all over her body. The spaghetti was a lot sloppier and smelled a lot more dirty than the previous mess had. She took handfuls of it and rubbed it around all over herself. She became more and more aroused by this.

She was then hit with a wave of New England clam chowder. It was thick white soup. It came at her sideways, coving everything in its path. The force nearly knocking her over in the process. She was covered in the mess. She slipped and slid all over the floor. She rolled around in the mess. She then lay on her back and bent her knees, opening her legs. At this point, a wave of what appeared to be pea soup reigned down upon her from above. At that moment she exploded in climax as well. “Ai. AI… Ai.ii. Oooh!,” she exclaimed. “I’m in a funky way.”

Jules Breach fake gunge

This is a fake of Jules Breach getting gunged.


Sunday, 7 July 2019

Women’s world cup 2019 England’s revenge on Team USA


Women’s world cup 2019 England’s revenge on Team USA

Team USA women’s soccer team had defeated England in the semi-finals of the Women’s World cup 2 goals to 1. As a result, they got to mess team England and took great pleasure in doing so. After the match, it turned out that the winning goal should have been disallowed. Someone had a foot over the line at the wrong time and the goal should not have counted. Because they could not replay the ending of the match, Team England were going to be allowed to get their revenge on Team USA in a different way. They were going to get to mess Team USA, but this messing would be with much more disgusting things than Team England were covered in previously. Team USA had to go along with it, because they had already embarrassed their opponents. Team USA had also really annoyed a lot of the other teams because they performed elaborate celebrations in blowout wins early in the tournament. This did not sit well with many. It was seen as poor sportsmanship.

The messing would be broadcast for the world to see. Team USA was getting slightly arrogant because they were on the verge of winning yet another world cup. They had humiliated Team England and now they were going to get exactly what they deserved. Alex Morgan, Ali Krieger, Megan Rapinoe, and Julie Ertz were among the top Team USA players who were in for a messing. They wore their red uniforms as they had done in the match against England. It was going to be garbage and manure for these ladies. It was going to be the real stuff as well. They would be sat side by side on chairs while the opponents that they were only too happy to dump mess over previously, got to take their positions behind them. Most of the members of the team were athletic and tanned. They had shorter socks on than normal so not as much of their legs were shielded from the mess that they were going to be showered in.

It was explained what happened and that Team England deserved to get revenge. The American players looked at one another and muttered to one another that they could not believe this. It was explained that there were several buckets behind them that Team England were going to get to use on them. As they may be able to smell, what was in the buckets really stunk. For example, the first bucket was full of manure. When this was stated, the women’s faces fell open in shock. They could not believe their ears. They were about to get covered in manure. They were in for pure humiliation. The English players laughed as they lifted up their manure buckets.

They were told to take aim. The American players braced themselves as the buckets of manure were lifted above them. They held hands and closed their eyes. They were told to dump on them. The English players began to pour the thick manure over the American players. They yelped and gulped as pounds of manure poured down onto their heads. Manure rolled over their faces and down their tops, all over their bodies. The manure stuck all over all of their bodies. Manure rolled down their shirts and went all over their legs. They could feel manure inside of their clothes. They shook their arms, but lumps of manure stuck all over them, making them look ridiculous. A few of them held their noses. Manure was piled on their faces and hair. Some of the English players took the opportunity to use their hands and to rub clumps of manure around on the American player’s faces and hair humiliating them further. They were bathed in manure.

Next to come were not simply buckets, but large trash cans filled with disgusting garbage. Most of it was discarded, rotting food. It was much more revolting than the manure was. It smelled much more disgusting. The American women were about to be covered in garbage. They were given the ok and told to trash them. The American women let out a gasp as the trash cans were lifted. They screamed audibly as the trash was poured all over them by the English players. Mountains of filthy rubbish poured from the cans and landed all over each of the players. They were instantly soaked in garbage water and slime. They held their noses as they were each bombarded with an assortment of smelly rubbish. The cans were huge and held a massive amount of mess. Large lumps of trash fell all over them. Their clothes and bodies were covered in garbage.

Each of the players was shown from head to toe, covered in trash. Then a group shot was shown. It was published everywhere with the caption saying,” Team USA gets trashed”. Individual players posted pictures and videos of the person that they trashed. Alex Morgan’s trashing was particularly messy and embarrassing and was posted everywhere.

Eva Longoria fake gunge

This is a fake of Eva Longoria getting gunged.


Sunday, 30 June 2019

Daisy Ridley fake mess 2

This is a fake of Daisy Ridley in a fun scenario.


World Cup 2019 England vs. USA


World Cup 2019 England vs. USA

The USA and England were playing each other in the women’s world cup. It was going to be a fantastic match. They were two of the top five teams in the world, possibly the best two in the world. It was the semi-finals. The winner would likely go on to win the tournament. It was going to be a very good, closely fought match. They were very similar teams. Even their uniforms were very similar in colour and design. As if there was not enough on the line in the match, the two teams decided to raise the stakes even more. They had been taunting one another on social media in the build up to the match. Each team bragging that they were going to be the one to be victorious in the match. Much to the chagrin of both teams, someone chimed in and said that to make things more interesting, the losing team should be gunged by the winning team. Neither team wanted to agree to this, but if they were to say no, they would look as though they were worried that they would lose the match. There was a lot of goading, but, in spite of their better judgement, both teams agreed to the stipulation.

The match did not disappoint. England scored first. It was a long time coming, but the USA equalised towards the end of regulation. It was a tie going into extra time. It was then that the fitness of team USA really shown through. The England players fought gallantly, but looked fatigued as the USA landed a second goal to secure the win. When the goal snuck in, team USA and the stadium went crazy. They celebrated wildly. The England players fell to the ground, defeated.

After the match, both teams shook hands. They all knew that the match could have easily swung either way. Either team could have won, but the USA managed to pull it out. They celebrated with the trophy while stools were brought out to midfield for the England players to sit on. The whole team had no choice but to walk out and sit next to one another on the stools. Each of the American players then took a position behind the player of their choosing. They looked very embarrassed, but also exhausted and sweaty from the gruelling match that they had just gone through. The American players laughed and joked. They were each handed a large slop bucket. It was explained that it was filled with some traditional English sort of foods. It included things like baked beans, spam, canned spaghetti, mushy peas, pickled onions, shepherd’s pie, custard, curry sauce, jellied eels and mash.  Team England were dressed in their white jerseys. These were going to end up badly stained to say the least. Some of the players held hands. They looked very nervous as team USA began to raise their buckets. The whole team was tanned and looking very good from all the matches that they had played.

Thousands of flashes went off at once as everyone in the stadium got out their cameras to record this. The American players raised their buckets as the England players closed their eyes. They lifted the buckets and began to dump the disgusting contents over the England players’ heads. They could hear the American players laughing and saying that they were so glad that they had won and that this was not happening to them.

The disgusting slimy mess fell from each of the buckets at the same time, all over each of the players’ heads. The sloppy mess was truly disgusting. The England players recoiled and even gagged as they felt and smelled the sloppy food falling all over them. The American players delighted in dumping the mess all over their opponents. Their uniforms were instantly stained a disgusting brownish orange colour. Layer after layer of foul smelling mess rolled down their faces and then all over their bodies, soaking their uniforms in smelly slop juice. Globs of disgusting food stuck all over every one of the players.

The American players even placed the buckets over their heads for added humiliation. They were removed and then a whole new kind of team photo would be taken. One that they never wanted to see ever again. They vowed that they would get revenge for this. They began to plot a way to get back at the American team for this.

Sunday, 23 June 2019

Elisabeth Shue what a part


Elisabeth Shue what a part

Elisabeth Shue was an Academy award nominated actress. She was a pretty big star in the nineties. She was in a variety of different films and played a variety of different roles. She was getting a bit older and the roles that she was being offered were no longer the best in quality or that plentiful. She began to take smaller roles and roles in lesser films. She was never really a full on leading actress even in her peak period. She was offered a role in a comedic film that was aimed at children and teenagers. It was something in mould of Spykids or a Nickelodeon type of film. She would play the mother. It was a decent sized film so she decided to take the job. It wasn’t the best script and it was kind of corny, but it was a pretty big production.

The film was about a family that were on a road trip across the country trying to get to a theme park. The main idea was that they had their car and some of their things stolen and they had to try to make their way to where they were going. It was sort of like a race against the clock sort of picture where they had to get where they were going by a certain time. They had to find ways of earning money and getting transport to where they were going.

There was a scene where they found themselves on a gameshow in an attempt to win some money and prizes so they could get closer to where they were trying to be. Her character was sat in underneath a bucket dump that was similar to the one that was used on Wild Animal Games. The game was a quiz between one Elisabeth’s character’s children and another child. That person’s father was sat underneath a similar bucket dump next to her. It was explained that the winning team would get the prize of a new car and the losing team’s parent would have the contents of the bucket dump poured all over them.

The scenes before showed the family passing by and seeing a flyer for the show. There was a scene where they argued about taking part and who would be taking part. It then showed her sat under the bucket dump. She was then shown squirming and crossing her fingers, hoping that her team would win and she would avoid getting dumped upon.

It was shot in a way that was not like the way a gameshow would be shot. There were quick cuts showing the other child getting an answer correct, followed by a reaction shot of Elisabeth’s character. She started out looking anxious but hopeful and ended up annoyed and angry. This was played for comic effect. The other child was portrayed as a boffin and a genius who got all of the questions correct.

The presenter then shown congratulating the winning team and handing them the keys to the new car. They celebrated together. Elisabeth rolled her eyes. Her on screen husband and the other child were shown. They looked nervous, not because they lost, but because Elisabeth’s character was steamed.
There was then a shot of the audience clapping. The presenter then said,” Well, congratulations to them. They did so well, but we do have the matter of our losing team. Only one team can win. Unfortunately, the Mom from the losing team has to pay the price. Sorry Mom.” She was shown shaking her head in disgust and anger. The crowd were then shown cheering. “We all know what that means.” Everyone cheered. “Let’s see what we have in the bucket dump today shall we?” There was then a shot from above showing everyone what was inside it. It was filled with chocolate sauce. “That’s right chocolate syrup and lots of it. Sorry Mom.”

The presenter then pulled the release valve on the bucket dump. The chocolate syrup fell down one level and then to the second. Elizabeth looked up and raised her shoulders just as the chocolate sauce began to pour down upon her face. It came down in lines at first. She was forced to close her eyes and mouth quickly as the chocolate sauce poured over her face. The pace then began to quicken. There was a huge wave of the chocolate that poured onto her hair and face. More poured down her body, over her shoulders, down her back and all over her chest. More then poured down upon her legs and down to the floor. She was soon covered in it.

There were shots of the audience and her family members laughing and cheering. Her husband tried not to laugh but he could not help it. The host was then shown thanking the audience and the contestants as the show ended. She was seen standing up behind him and shaking her head. She was covered in chocolate. She looked very annoyed.

As the show ended, she stomped off set. She walked past her family. They were lost for words. She looked at them and said,” Don’t… just don’t even.”