Pippa Middleton fake mess

 This is a fake messing of Pippa Middleton.

Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci Cher’s payback

 Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci Cher’s payback

Cher starred in the movie Mermaids in 1990. In that film, she played the mother of both Christina Ricci and Winona Ryder. During the time of the shoot, they became quite close with her. They stayed in touch throughout the years. The time had come when it was the anniversary of the release of the film. It had been 31 years since the film was released. On the set, the girls were always playing practical jokes on Cher. She decided that she would play a prank of her own on them. She devised a way to totally embarrass her on screen daughters. It was a secret fantasy that a lot of mothers had, getting their own back on and embarrassing their daughters. She wanted to embarrass them publicly in the worst way.

The two ladies were invited to attend a taping of a talk show. They were told that it would be a celebration of the anniversary of the film and that there would be surprises in store. What they weren’t told was that they could be on the receiving end of complete and total public humiliation.

The two ladies arrived at the studio, but they all looked as they did at different times. Winona looked as she did in the mid-nineties. Christina looked as she did in the early two thousands. They both looked at their peak of attractiveness. Cher looked as if she had not aged a day since 1990.

When they were welcomed to the show, they discussed different aspects of the film and the shoot as well as the fantastic relationship that they shared with their on screen mother. It was also mentioned that they loved to play jokes on her. They sheepishly apologised. “Well, Cher, I don’t know if that is going to cut it,” the host said. “I mean, it seems that you have put up with a lot from these two over the years. Just like real life daughters.” “Absolutely,” she replied. The two ladies were still smiling. “Well, I think that you should be given the opportunity to get these two back. What do you think?,” he asked. “That would be fantastic,” she replied with a knowing smile. “How would like to dump some disgusting leftovers all over your two on screen daughters here?” Winona and Christina looked at each other in shock. Their mouths dropping in disbelief. They then looked at Cher who gave them an evil smile. “Oh absolutely, that sounds fabulous,” She replied. “Have you always wanted to do this?,” he asked. “Of course, this is every mother’s dream, and these two so deserve it.” The two looked at one another in disbelief.

“Come on ladies please come and join us over here. I think that your on screen Mom deserves the chance to get some payback on the two of you and boy is it going to be something.” The two ladies followed, not knowing quite what to say. Cher giggled knowingly at them. “Oh this is going to be so much fun. This is going to be every mother’s dream come true. Who would not want to get to embarrass their daughters?” They were lead over to a small seat. It was small enough that they had to scrunch together in order to fit. They wrapped their arms around one another. They were all but sitting on one another’s lap. They whispered to one another, “This is so embarrassing.” They blushed not really knowing what was about to come their way.

“Ok girls, I think it’s time that your on screen Mom gets the payback that she so rightfully deserves.” The audience cheered loudly for this. Cher cheered. They looked at her as she laughed, teasing them. Then the music. At this time, the song from the end of the movie began to play. The song went,” If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.” It was very bouncy and wild. It was a comedic song. They had danced to the song together at the end of the film. It fit the mood of the moment perfectly.

Cher began to dance, mimicking the dance moves they had done in the film as she began to be handed containers of mess to use upon the two ladies. “Sorry, girls,” she shouted. She then began to spray the two ladies with chocolate syrup. It sprayed all over Winona’s face as well as all over her red pants. It went all over Christina’s blue sweatshirt and all over her bare shoulder as well as across her face. The two ladies embraced as best they could as Cher danced around, spraying them with chocolate syrup all over their bodies.

She then dumped rancid cherry yoghurt over their heads. She took two containers of the yoghurt and placed one over each of her on screen daughter’s heads. Yoghurt fell onto them, coating their dark hair and falling down their faces. She then danced around and flung Greek yoghurt all over their bodies. It splattered all over their trousers and tops. They tried to cuddle together to avoid some of the splatter, but it was everywhere, all over them both.

Cher then began to sing along a bit but with new lyrics. “If you want to happy until your dead, pour potato salad on Winona’s head.” She then dumped potato salad over Winona’s head. Winona closed her eyes and stuck her hands out. She laughed as a barrage of potato salad was dumped over her head. Cher then sang,” If you want to feel real good, pour baked beans on Christina too.” Christina’s eyes widened as Cher then dumped baked beans all over her. The two women embraced and laughed, covered in mess. Cher then sang, “I don’t think we will need to vote. I think I’m going to pie them both.” She then took two pies. Dancing around and teasing, she then jammed the pies into the ladies faces.

“If you want to get revenge for all the mothers,” Cher sang,” Pour tartar sauce right on your daughters.” She then dumped a gigantic container of sloppy tartar sauce over the two ladies. It went all over them. They flew a bit forward as some of it poured down their backs, down their necks and down their shirts. Cher then made sure to splatter some all over their fronts as well.

Cher then took out massive trays of leftover lasagne. They were gigantic, catering sized trays. The lasagne was out of date and smelled nasty though. Cher then sand. “Now it’s time for what we have last. Let’s pour lasagne on their ass.” She dumped one tray over their heads. The tray stuck in place, all bent and twisted on their heads. She then smushed another tray into their fronts, covering them in sauce, meat, cheese and noodles. She then took another tray and pushed some into the backs of their shirts and down the backs of their trousers. The three disposable pans stuck to them. When they finally fell off, it was revealed that the two ladies were covered from head to toe in sloppy lasagne. 

The two ladies, though famous actresses were actually very shy in real life. They were mortified. Cher danced around some more as she laughed and teased her on screen daughters. She shrugged her shoulders. “Happy anniversary girls,” she said. All they could do was laugh and push some of the mess away. It was a very sweet day for Cher.

Elle Fanning fake mess

 This is a lovely fake messing of the lovely Elle Fanning.

Sugababes fake gunging

 This is a fake messing of the Sugababes. They look very hot in it.

Cheryl Cole bathroom problem

 

***WARNING*** The following story contains references to flatulence and bathrooms. Some might find this disgusting. ***

Cheryl Cole bathroom problem

Cheryl Cole had many incidents that involved flatulence and bathrooms in her career. She even did an interview where she talked about breaking wind on airplanes extensively. She remarked that whenever anything like that would happen, everyone always assumed that it was her. This was a truly embarrassing aspect of her life but one that kept coming up time and time again. She was accused of braking wind on live television as well. It was something that she was always being accused of. This embarrassing topic reared its head during a talk show appearance.

The host brought it up. Cheryl was mortified. “This is horrendous. Why do I always end up talking about this?” “Well, I don’t know Cheryl, but if it keeps coming up, maybe there is a reason why. I think I am getting a whiff right now,” he joked. “Hey, that’s revolting. I have not broken wind.” The audience laughed. “Well, we know that you were discussing airplanes and airplane toilets and the like. Well, we prepared something very special just for you. Let’s have a look.”

A converted airplane bathroom was rolled out. It had also been converted into a gunge tank. “Cheryl, we know you have some problems in this area, so we thought that you could use a little lesson, please join us.” Cheryl shook her head. She blushed and laughed. “I can’t bloody believe this,” she muttered to herself. He helped her inside. “Why are these things always so cramped and so smelly?,” she asked. “Well, we thought you would feel right at home in there, Cheryl,” the host said. “Very funny,” she scoffed.

“A word of friendly advice to everyone. Never sit next to Cheryl on the plane. And don’t be the one to use the bathroom after she has.” She scowled at him, blushing. He then reached in and puled the flush mechanism. “Oh no, something has gone wrong. It’s malfunctioning I think.” He then ran off.

Brown, lumpy gunge then began to fall all over Cheryl. Wet brown gunge also shot out of the toilet and the sink. It was such a small space that the mess got everywhere. The brown mess poured down upon Cheryl. She screamed and shrieked as she was covered in sloppy brown muck. It poured down her hair, face and down her body. It splattered all over her legs. The crowd roared in laughter as she was splattered in mess. She waived her hands about in the air. The studio was filled with bathroom noises. The host made out that Cheryl was making them.

When the mess stopped, he walked over. “Oh Cheryl. I didn’t expect that. It is getting a bit pungent in here. You weren’t kidding. I can see why this issue keeps coming up for you. You really messed the airplane toilet up. Don’t anyone go in there for about twenty minutes.” “It wasn’t me,” she shouted.

 

Amy Clinton fake gunge

 This is a fake messing of Amy Clinton.

Anne Hathaway vs. Jessica Chastain by request

 

Anne Hathaway vs. Jessica Chastain by request

Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain were rival housewives. They were always at one another’s throats. They were always trying to outdo each other and trying to get one up on one another. They would do things to try and make the other look bad. They would always try to cut one another down and to make themselves look good. The rivalry grew and developed. There was a local bizarre coming up that was arranged to raise money for charity. All of the housewives in the area had their own stalls where they would be selling baked goods that they made. Of course, each of the ladies could not help but bragging about how wonderful their baking was and how they were sure that they would sell the most. In fact, these two actually got into a shouting match over their baked goods. That is when one of the other housewives chimed in. “Since you two are so eager to sell more than the other, why don’t we put something at risk. How about we make it so whoever sells the most will get to dump all the leftover food from the bizarre all over the other lady?” The two women looked at each other. Both were not sure about this. Neither of them really wanted to agree to this, but they could not be seen to be backing down or showing any doubt, so both reluctantly agreed to this.

Each woman set up her stand, as they glared at each other and wished the other bad luck from afar. The day was a long one. Each was selling very good snacks and each sold quite a lot of what they had. It was going to be a very close call as to who sold more. In fact, both came close to selling out. The money would have to be counted. The money boxes were sealed and taken away so they could not be tampered with. They were to be counted by someone who was impartial. Everyone, especially, the other housewives gathered around to hear the results. There was a chair set up for the unfortunate loser. Anne and Jessica stood on opposite sides of the organised. It had come time to announce the results.

They both looked very nervous, they tried as best as they could not to let the other know this though. The organiser began to speak. “Thank you to everyone for coming and for donating. We raised a great deal of money today for charity. These two ladies though, out did themselves. They sold the most baked goods of anyone here and raised a huge amount of money for charity. We thank them. However, there was a bet that had been made on who would sell the most. The unfortunate lady who has sold the smaller amount is going to have to get into the hot seat and the winner is going to get to dump all of the leftover food all over them. Both of you ladies did fantastic, but we can only have one winner. It was a very close call as well. Only fifteen dollars separated you two, so you have nothing to be ashamed of. The person who sold the most though was….. Jessica.” Jessica jumped up and down, laughing and celebrating. Anne buried her face in her hands. Her mouth fell open in shock. Jessica pointed at her and laughed. “Get on in that chair,” she said in a funny voice. Anne had no other choice but to sit.

Jessica started out with a catering sized bag of ketchup. It was the kind that they put in the pumps at fast food places. It even had the pump on top of it. Jessica looked down at Anne and smirked. “I am going to love doing this. You deserve this you cocky bitch,” she gloated. Anne closed her eyes. Jessica aimed and pointed the ketchup on the top of Anne’s head. She began to push the pump downwards. This caused the ketchup to begin to ooze out of the pump down all over Anne’s head and face. Anne closed her eyes as Jessica pumped the ketchup over and over again. Anne’s hair and face were completely covered in ketchup. Only her eyes and teeth could be seen around the mask of ketchup. The ketchup also went down her neck and down her shoulders onto the rest of her body. Jessica was loving the thrill of getting to do this to her hated rival.

She then took a similar container of barbecue sauce. It was the same large plastic bag with pump design. She began to aim this at Anne’s body, spraying her body with barbecue sauce before pumping more out on top of Anne’s head. Anne looked up and rolled her eyes and screwed up her mouth with a pile for barbecue sauce on top of her head. She shook her arms, because her sleeveless blouse was now heavy from the layers of the barbecue sauce. It also ran down her bare arms.

Jessica then took a massive tray of nachos that was covered in cheese sauce, guacamole, sour cream and every topping imaginable and pushed it over all over Anne. She pushed it so it would fall down into her top, down her back and between her breasts. She then took handfuls of the nachos and smushed them around in Anne’s face and pushed more down her top. Nachos and the topping stuck all over Anne’s face. A massive glob stuck on the side of her nose and her cheek.

Next, Jessica began to dump a large pot of baked beans over Anne. Anne was wearing a white sleeveless blouse and black slacks. When Jessica dumped the beans over her, they fell all over her, staining her blouse. Beans soaked her face and poured down into her cleavage.

Some of the husbands were now marching over carrying trash bags. They were full of food waste from the bizarre that had been discarded. One by one, they passed each bag to Jessica, who in turn emptied the bags over Anne. There was all manner of have eaten and rotten food in the bags. It was sloppy and greasy. Jessica delighted in dumping the food waste all over her rival. The food scraps stuck all over Anne.

Jessica made sure that the local media got wind of this and that Anne would never live this down in the neighbourhood. Anne was not happy with her. The rivalry only got worse from there.