Hyundai Gas Card Commercial

 

Hyundai Gas Card Commercial

There was a commercial for a car that was very good on gas. In the commercial, there was a young woman who was given a gas card for her birthday by her parents. She did not use it, because her car was so good on gas. She ended up giving the gas card back to her father as a birthday gift. Her boyfriend wanted to say something, but she stopped him.

Sometime after that, her father discovered that she had given the gift card back to him as a gift. That was not a very nice thing to do. He and her mother decided to get their own back on their daughter. She really deserved it for what she had done. Her father was going to get a much better present than a gas card. He was going to get to mess his daughter.

He contacted a television show where people could nominate their friends and family whom they felt deserved a messing for things that they had done. He called them and explained what she had done. They stated that this was perfect for the show. She was asked to attend the show with her parents, not knowing that they would be appearing or what would be happening when they did.

She was very shocked when she and her parents along with her boyfriend were called up to the stage. They all joined the host on the stage. They were introduced. “Now we discovered that someone on this stage did something very naughty,” the host explained. Everyone looked very surprised. “It has to do with a birthday that recently happened.” The young woman still pretended to not know what was being discussed, but she knew what they were talking about now. She just hoped that it was not what she suspected. She could not hide her blushing. She looked very embarrassed already. “Well, we have discovered that someone here did not like the birthday present that they were given and gave it back, passing it off as new present.” Everyone looked at the young lady. The host pointed. “Does the gas card ring any bells?,” he asked. She pointed at herself as to say,” Who me?” “Ok, ok, I am really sorry. The car I have almost never needs gas. I thought he would appreciate it, so I gave it back.” The audience booed her and put their thumbs down.

“Well, that sound really naughty. Don’t you think so audience?” She waived her hands but they agreed. “Who thinks that Dad deserves some revenge?” Everyone cheered as she waived her hands, shook her head and laughed. “We will give Dad the choice. Dad, you can have another gas card or… You can slop your daughter.” She looked at him and pleaded, giving puppy dog eyes. This was to no avail, of course. “Let’s slop her,” he shouted. Everyone cheered. They all agreed that she deserved it very much.

She was lead over to a messy device similar to what they used on splatterjack. She was sat on a seat and then strapped in. Her father took his place at the pump as her mother and her boyfriend looked on excitedly.  She was wearing a black dress. She had dressed up specifically for the show. Now everyone she knew would be watching this on television. She was blushing and giggling in embarrassment.

“Dad, I think that we can all agree that she really, really deserves this. When you are ready, pump your daughter up.” He smiled as her mother and boyfriend cheered and counted along. He began to pump the crank. His daughter began to rise higher and higher. She covered her face in her hands as she rose higher and higher. She came closer and closer to the sloppy balloon that lingered above her. She closed her eyes as she approached.

Everyone cheered as she went up. The pin burst the balloon sending cream coloured gunge all over her. It poured down the middle of her afro and down her cheeks and dimples. It poured down the front of her face and then all over her legs. Her family were delighted to watch this happen to her. They laughed and cheered. She laughed and shook her head.

“Anything to say for yourself?,” the host asked. “I’m sorry,” she said sheepishly.

Tracey Gold fake messes 1 and 2

 Tracey Gold fake messes 1 and 2

Carol Alt celebrity vat

 

Carol Alt celebrity vat

Carol Alt was one of the first major super models. She was slightly older than the group that came after. She also acted in various shows and films. She was took part in projects such as Thunder in Paradise and Private Parts. She was not the most acclaimed actress in the world. She did not mind taking silly roles and roles in comedic films and shows. She enjoyed making them.

She was approached about appearing on a gameshow as a special guest. The concept of the segment was that two contestants would compete against each other. They would each play for a celebrity. The celebrities were placed over a vat of gunge. The losing contestant’s celebrity would be sent down into the vat of gunge. Carol was dressed in a white bra and panties. She was dressed this way because she was a model and also because she did not want to get her expensive clothes messy. The other celebrity was an actor from Saved by the Bell.

The contestant playing for Carol was a male aged in his mid-twenties called Larry. The other contestant was an older female named Ruth. The host came on and explained the game. Basically, for every question that a contestant answered correctly, the other team’s celebrity would get pumped up a notch. If a contestant got a question incorrect, their celebrity would get pumped up. Five pumps and the celebrity would be sent into the vat below. Carol was cheering hard for Larry. She was asked how she was feeling about the situation. She replied,” I am routing hard for Larry. I know he can do it. I do not want to end up in that mess.” She made an anxious face as she looked down below her. The other celebrity echoed her sentiments.

The game started and it was a very close game for the first part. It was tied at three to three. The tension began to build as the game progressed. Carol looked more and more nervous. It was very enjoyable for everyone to see her squirm and wince each time her chair was pumped up. She looked down at the gunge and made faces. She told Larry, “Don’t let me down. You have to win this.”

Unfortunately for her, things then took a turn for the worst. Larry got the next two questions wrong meaning that he had lost and she would now suffer the consequences. She made a pouting face as she looked down at the gunge. She laughed nervously. The host then chimed in. “Well, it looks like we have a winner and Carol, well, you know what that means.” She nodded her head. “Yeah,” she said in a funny, sarcastic tone.  Larry looked at her and said that he was sorry. She told him that it was ok.

“Ok then, it is time. Carol is going into the gunge.” A buzzer sounded and the lights in the studio flashed. She closed her eyes and crossed her hands across her chest. She was pumped up again. She then plummeted forward down into the massive vat of slime. She landed with a splash. Everyone in the audience cheered and erupted in laughter. She emerged from the slime covered in it. It was pink and gooey. It covered her body and her hair. Her hair was back. She shook her head and wiped her eyes. She laughed and waived. She shrugged her shoulders. The gunge was all over her body. It covered her bra and her panties. Larry looked a bit embarrassed. Carol flipped some of the slime at him.

Chelsea Green fake mess

 Chelsea Green fake mess

LeAnn Rimes farm comedy

 LeAnn Rimes farm comedy

LeAnn Rimes was a singer that was mainly within the country genre, but she also had a lot of success on the pop charts, much like Shania Twain and Taylor Swift. At the height of her popularity, she was to appear on a country comedy/ variety show. It was a bit like Hee Haw or something like that. It was also similar to Saturday Night Live. She would perform some songs and act in some funny sketches. It was also not dissimilar to the old Muppet Show. There was recurring characters on the show as well that would interact comedicly with the guests. Some of them were stereotypes in a Southern theme.

One of the sketches portrayed LeAnn as visiting a farm where some of the characters were meant to live and work. There were running gags on the show regarding the farm. Some of the characters were portrayed as being not very bright. They would always make mistakes that would lead to slapstick disasters. LeAnn was shown to be a new worker hired to work on the ranch. The main farmer was shown to have an attraction for her. His wife immediately saw this and became very angry. He was showing her around and was showing her how to do some of the tasks on the farm. For example, he showed her how to milk a cow. When she tried, she leaned over. The farmer was shown to have gotten a good look at her breasts. He made an exaggerated face. His wife saw this and became very annoyed. The wife then decided that she would make sure that LeAnn left the farm. She devised a plan that she believed would chase her away.

When the farmer was showing LeAnn how to feed the pigs, outside of the barn, his wife crept into the loft in the barn. She slowly leaned from the window in the loft. The farmer showed LeAnn how to feed the pigs. She leaned over and he took a long look at her behind. He made the funny look again. His wife became even angrier than before.

She then leaned out of the window. She had a bucket of corn slop in her hands. She tipped it out dumping it all over LeAnn. She screamed. The farmer jumped back. He looked shocked and at a loss for words. The slop was thick and smelly. The wife smiled as she dumped the slop all over LeAnn. LeAnn looked up, but the wife had gone.

LeAnn did not leave the farm though. In the next sketch she was still drenched in residual slop. The farmer apologized profusely. Now he was showing her the chickens. They were discussing eggs. Right on cue, the wife began to dump rotten eggs all over LeAnn from the loft above. The farmer gave the same funny look again. LeAnn gasped.

In the next sketch, they were in the stables with the horses. This time, the farmer’s wife had set up a trip line near the area where the manure was located. The viewers were shown this as the farmer explained to LeAnn about the horses and the manure. The line was teased over and over again, building the anticipation. The farmer stated that because they were so short on help, the manure had been piling up for a while. LeAnn walked over to have a look. She tripped on the line and fell over into the manure. She was basically buried in it up to her neck. Her head popped out of the manure pile. She had manure on top of her head as well. The farmer looked very embarrassed. This time she looked quite angry.

She stood up and stomped off. The wife passed her as she went. “Leaving so soon?,” she said, “What a shame.” She shrugged her shoulders.

Liv Morgan fake mess

 Liv Morgan fake

Julia Roberts Claire’s revenge

 

Julia Roberts Claire’s revenge

Julia Roberts had faced off against Julia Roberts in a messy vote. Claire had lost and had been completed humiliated. It was one of the greatest messings of all time. She was very annoyed with Julia about this and wanted revenge. Julia had all but forgotten what had happened. She never dreamed of the possibility that Claire would try to plan a way to get revenge on her for what happened. Claire had lost the vote fair and square. It was not Julia’s fault, but Claire wanted to get her back for it all the same. She plotted for ages to find the perfect opportunity to get Julia back.

Julia was on the set of her latest film. It was a remake of her unsuccessful film from the early nineties called I Love Trouble. There was a famous scene where Julia was naked in a lake and was exposed to a group of individuals by her love interest and rival in the film. It was an odd scene, but one that everyone remembered. This scene was going to be shot again. This time Julia would be completely naked again. However, she was going to get an even bigger surprise orchestrated by Claire.

Julia was completely naked again in a lake. The only difference was this time her hair wasn’t wet. She came out of the water looking for her clothes, but they were gone. She started to panic, looking for them. The love interest in the movie approached. She attempted to cover herself up with her hands. She realised then that he had hidden her clothes. She was initially very angry and demanded them back. He teased her and said that she had better be nice to him as only he knew where they were hidden. She then began to beg him. He teased her. Just then, a group of people approached. She jumped behind him trying to hide herself. They all had cameras as well. He moved a bit, teasing her. He then moved out of the way exposing her as they began to take photos.

This time however, Julia was greeted with something that she was not expecting. It was Claire Danes tossing a bucket of oatmeal all over her. She screamed and everyone laughed. The oatmeal flew all over her exposed body. Claire then ran over and began to spray Julia with ketchup and mustard. Julia slid over and fell onto her behind as Claire doused her in the condiments. They went all over Julia’s body. Julia laughed with her famous sexy smile and mouth. She almost forgot that she was completely naked. She could not help but let out her uproarious laugh.

Claire then dumped a bucket of baked beans all over Julia. It poured down her head and down her face. It poured down her nose and cheeks and down over her lips and onto her teeth. More of it went on her neck and all over her naked body. She was totally drenched in the beans.

Claire then emptied bottles of thousand island and ranch dressing out all over Julia. She waived her hands as the bottles were emptied all over her. They went all over her head and all over her body. She was dripping in them. Claire laughed evilly as she relished the revenge that she was extracting upon Julia.

She then proceeded to unload a tray of pasta bake all over Julia. She threw the contents all over her. They landed everywhere, sticking to her body. They people gathered continued to take photos of the naked actress getting covered in mess. This was not supposed to be a part of the movie, but they decided to leave it in anyway.

Claire then ran off with Julia’s clothes for real. Julia got up and chased after her, dripping in mess, completely naked. The last thing anyone saw was her naked behind running off.