Spooky Alexa Bliss

 

Spooky Alexa Bliss

Alexa Bliss was doing her spooky gimmick that involved Lilly and Bray Wyatt at different times. It was a great angle that was very fun and unique. There was something very kinky underlying the whole thing as well. There were incidents where Alexa covered herself in lighter fluid and also had black goo oozing all over her. The angle was very creative, especially in comparison to most of what the WWE was doing. The rest could be described as the opposite of creative. This new character direction tied in very well to messiness on different levels. She acted like a woman but also sort of like a precocious child at the same time. She had a very mischievous side to her character. She was also feuding with Charlotte Flair, who, for some reason, was going out of her way to humiliate Alexa.

Alexa made many skits where she would do spooky things and talk in riddles. The latest one saw her playing with Lily in the dirt and in mud puddles. She began to speak,” You know, sometimes with our friends we may enjoy getting things a bit messy. Mud, bugs, spiders and slime can be so much fun. The playground is a place where we can get downright down and dirty sometimes. And you know what? That’s ok. In fact, it can be so much fun. She picked up handfuls of dirt and threw it around, all over herself and everywhere else. She laughed maniacally. “Many of the ladies in the WWE are far too prissy and full of themselves to get down and dirty and have fun. They need to loosen up and to have fun. Especially Charlotte Flair. She thinks she is above everyone, but she is going to learn a hard lesson.”

She smiled and laughed. She then looked up. As she did green slimy rain began to fall upon her. She then took a big plastic bowl of pink slime and dumped it all over herself. She laughed and began to roll around in the slime and mess. She then took handfuls of what appeared to be worms and dumped them over her head and body. She began to roll and writhe around in mess on the muddy ground. She was laughing uncontrollably as if she was in a flurry of almost orgasmic pleasure. She screamed, “Woo!, hahahaha. Charlotte, I think that everyone is sick and tired of you and your BS, so I will do everyone a favour and rid the WWE of you once and for all. She then heaped handfuls of the mess all over herself. “I hope you are ready to get messy Ms. Flair, because I have no problem with it. Do you think that you can really handle all of this?”

She then smiled and waved as green and pink slime poured down over everything, covering everything around her and herself as she continued to play in the mess. Her legs were in the air spread wide. Lily then appeared on the screen and laughed.

Saoirse Ronan fake mess

 Saoirse Ronan fake mess

Charlotte Flair humiliates Alexa Bliss fake

 

Toyotathon Woman That’s a wrap

 

Toyotathon Woman That’s a wrap

The Toyotathon woman was pretty annoying at times. It was not really clear if this was intentional or not, but she could be very annoying. The concept of these sorts of commercials was annoying to begin with. Who would buy a car for Christmas and do it because a commercial told them to? There was evidence that the commercials were somewhat self-aware due to some of the shrugs and knowing looks that she gave to the camera. She tried in vain to be funny, but usually failed miserably.

The commercials were doing well, but not great, so the company decided to make them even more comedic. The company also had gotten some comments about how annoying the Toyotathon woman was and how people would have loved to see her get her comeuppance.

They decided to produce a comedic commercial. The concept was very simple. The Toyotathon woman would read her line, “Come to Toyotathon today.” She would then have something funny happen to her. They would then be edited together.

The commercial started with her speaking. She then uttered the line that she was famous for, “Come to Toyotathon today.” She was then shot in close up. After she said the line, a creamy pie came out of nowhere and smashed her in the face. She looked shocked as the pie tin fell from her face, leaving the crust and pie to drip from her face.

The commercial then cut to her being clean again and uttering the same line again. This time a plethora of red slime poured down on her from above. She looked up as it poured down over her, covering her face and body completely in the slimy mess.

The commercial then cut away again. She said the line again and was then smashed with creamy cakes on either side of her face. The nest one, someone sprayed her with what looked like whipped cream or foam. It may have been something similar to a fire extinguisher. She was covered from head to toe in the cream.

The next time she uttered the line, she was sprayed with ketchup and mustard all over. She waved her hands and closed her eyes. She tried to give as little a reaction as she could. That would make the commercial more funny.

The next portion saw her sprayed with super soakers filled with green slime. It sprayed all over her body and into her face. She threw her hands up. The part after that saw her covered in silly string and foam.

After all of this was over, there was one final part of the commercial left. She was still covered in some of the mess. She then told everyone to come to Toyotathon for Christmas. In an instant she was suddenly covered in tinsel, wrapping paper and lights. She had a bow on the top of her head. She was wrapped up like a present. She shrugged her shoulders and smiled awkwardly into the camera saying, “That’s a wrap.”

Laura Prepon fake messes

 Laura Prepon fake messes

Amy Adams not amused

 

Amy Adams not amused

Amy Adams always looked like she was annoyed about something. She was always frowning and looking very serious. She looked quite a lot like Pam from the office. She was also quite stuck up. Because of her demeanour, the thought of her getting covered in mess seemed particularly hilarious, especially to those who had to work with her. She would not take that sort of thing well at all. She was full of herself and was seen as highly strung and difficult. She was making a film and was seen as a pain by everyone involved. The director and the cast decided to set her up. They knew that she would be angry and extremely embarrassed. This would be hilarious for everyone else.

Amy was doing a scene. She had her usual serious expression on her face as she acted. Everyone else knew what was about to happen. Everything was prepared and ready. Just as the scene was supposed to end, Amy heard a noise from above her. As she looked up, something began to fall from the studio ceiling. It came slowly at first and then began to build up speed. In that split second, she realised that she was about to be covered in a mountain of soggy leftover spaghetti. Everyone erupted in laughter when the spaghetti fell onto her and flew in all directions.  Her head was covered. Her face was splattered in it. She squealed and flung her head, splattering spaghetti in all directions. She frowned with a grimace. It smelled revolting. She blushed and stewed in anger. Spaghetti dripped down her face.

The spaghetti was then followed by egg salad. It was positively rancid. The odour was repulsive. She would smell like rotten eggs for weeks afterwards. She could feel it all over her body. It managed to get inside of her clothing. She could feel it inside her shirt, pants and even her underwear. It was soaking in disgusting fluids that were now all over Amy Adams. Humiliation was not the word for what she felt.

The egg salad was then joined by coleslaw. A mountain of it rain down upon her, piling on her head, shoulders and chest. The disgusting slime of it ran down her shoulders and down her clothes. She glared at everyone. She was not amused. She did her best not to scream. Everyone else thought that this moment was priceless. She absolutely stunk.

She was hoping this was the last of it, but what was to come last may have been the worst of all. Down upon Amy Adams rained dog food. She looked down in disgust as dog food poured onto her. The crew were a gasp as they witnessed this. Everyone agreed that she was a total bitch and deserved every bit of what she was getting. To see her covered in dog food was something that everyone watching enjoyed immensely.

She could not bring herself to say anything. She just marched off the set to her dressing room. She wanted to complain, but she did not want to tell anyone what had transpired.

Mindy Kaling fake mess 1

 Mindy Kaling fake mess 1