Ainsley Seiger Gunge and order

 

Ainsley Seiger Gunge and order

Ainsley Seiger played a computer expert on Law and Order. She was very hip, young and sexy. She is sort of gothy but extremely attractive all around. She was asked by the producers of the show to appear on a variety/ game show to help promote the new season. She agreed, but she really had no other choice, as it was in her contract. It was a new show, so she really had no idea what to expect.

The game that she was to play was a bit like a game from Noel’s House Party where someone would give clues to phrases to win prizes. If they did not get a certain number of questions correct in the allotted time, gunge would pour down all over them. This time it would be different, because it would be Ainsley sat in the tank and not the audience member. She was the one running the risk of getting covered. She wore a light long sleeve t-shirt that was rolled up to the elbows and a pair of dark jeans that looked incredible.

The host of the show explained everything to the audience, the contestant and to Ainsley. “Now, you have sixty seconds, you have to get five correct answers. If you fail to do so, do you know what is going to happen?” Ainsley looked up knowingly and cringed, “All of that sloppy muck up there is going to all come down all over the lovely Ainsley here. So there is more than prizes at stake here, particularly for out celebrity here.” The host asked if they were ready and gave the signal for the time to begin.

The game was very fast paced and frenetic. It was very difficult to concentrate. The time raced by. Ainsley tried her best to focus to get as many right as she could, but it was a real struggle, to say the least. She really began to panic as the clock wore down. She closed her eyes and screamed, scrunching up her face as the final bell sounded.

In an instant, thick brown gunge began to dump over her. It poured down the centre of her head, down her face, neck, shoulders then all over her chest and down over onto her legs. She was soon bathed in it. It was thick, brown and lumpy. It also smelled quite stinky as well. The audience roared in laughter as they witnessed Ainsley getting showered with the brown mess. She shook her head, threw her hands down and gave an exasperated laugh. She looked up and rolled her eyes as the brown glop rolled down her nose and cheeks.

“Well, Ainsley, how was that?,” the host asked jokingly. “Yeah, wonderful,” she replied sarcastically. She laughed and gave two thumbs up. She could feel the mess all over her body, covering her clothes.

Emma Stone fake mess 4

 Emma Stone fake mess 4

Mariska Hargitay fake mess

 Mariska Hargitay fake mess

Cardi B Minaj a mess

 Cardi B Minaj a mess

Cardi B had a rivalry with Nicki Minaj. The two did not like one another one bit. They were really similar but were always clashing. The two raunchy rappers both had songs coming out at the same time. The two were jawing back and forth about which one would get to the higher chart position. Things escalated which led to a bet being made. They decided that the person whose song reached the higher chart position would get to cover the other in mess. Leading up the release date, there was a ton of back and forth. Each sent derogatory messages about the other and teased the other about how they were going to trash them.

Finally, the time arrived. Everyone gathered for the release of the chart. Most people were expecting Cardi’s song to get the higher position. However, when the chart was revealed, her song was number two and Nicki’s song, of course was the number one song. Cardi was truly shocked. She did not want to believe it. “No no, this can’t be right,” she said. Nicki celebrated. She was very happy. Nicki wagged her finger. “Get your ass over here,” she demanded.

Cardi rolled her eyes. She sat down and crossed her arms. “OMG, Cardi B is going to get dirt dirty,” Nicki teased. Cardi looked pissed at Nicki. Nicki then directed everyone to come and get their cameras out because she did not want a minute of this to missed. Nicki was then handed a huge pot of New England clam chowder. Nicki looked down, took a sniff and then screwed up her face as if to indicate how bad the chowder actually smelled. She did not hesitate in lifting the pot and tipping it over her mortal enemy’s head. Cardi let out a loud squeal as the chowder began to be dumped upon her. She closed her eyes as the chowder rained over her, pouring down her face, hair and body, leaving a trail of mess as it flowed down. She was soon covered in thick chowder. Clumps of clams, potatoes and carrots stuck all over. Thick yellowish white goo stuck all over Cardi. Nicki danced and celebrated.

Nicki then was handed bottles of chocolate syrup. Cardi looked up and said,” I don’t mind that. I have had that on me before in the bedroom. It’s all good.” Nicki then began to squeeze chocolate sauce all over her bitter rival. She wildly moved the bottles around, dispersing the chocolate sauce all over Cardi. Cardi actually wiggled her shoulders as she felt the chocolate sauce falling all over her. She actually took a handful from her body and licked it. She then stuck her tongue out as Nicki squeezed chocolate syrup out all over Cardi’s voluptuous body. The smooth brown mess looked fantastic all over her body and on her peach coloured outfit.

Speaking of peach, Nicki chose to dump peach yoghurt all over Cardi next. Cardi put her hands out, stuck her tongue out, opened her mouth and looked up as the yoghurt began to drop all over her. It was a lovely peach colour. It was cool, soft and smooth. Nicki enjoyed splattering it all over Cardi. It started to coat her head and drip down her nose. Cardi made a funny face with her tongue sticking out the side of her mouth. Her face was plastered in peach yoghurt.

Finally, Nicki was given a massive container of guacamole. She could not wait to let Cardi have a taste of the thick, green mess. She smiled and laughed. She kept saying the word guacamole in a funny voice. Cardi took a deep breath. Nicki ended up taking her hands and sticking them into the guacamole because of the thickness of it. She then plopped oversized handfuls all over Cardi. On her head, in her face, on her chest. Nicki smeared the green glop around all over Cardi and took great pleasure in doing so. Cardi was soon covered in sloppy green glop.

Nicki pointed at her rival and laughed. “Look at you now. Look at Cardi B,” she taunted. She then leaned over and made funny faces as other snapped photos. The pictures and videos were everywhere in no time.

Beatrice and Eugenie fake mess

Beatrice and Eugenie fake mess

Blair Davenport taking out the trash

 

Blair Davenport taking out the trash

Blair Davenport was feuding with Roxanne Perez in NXT. She kept making fun of her rival and telling her that she did not belong there. She tried to embarrass her rival. Finally the time came for her rival to get her revenge. Blair had really stepped over the line and was now going to be made to pay the price. A stipulation was put on the match that the winner would get to mess up the loser. Blair had trash talked a lot leading up to the match. Roxanne was quietly preparing. Little did Blair know that her strategy would backfire as it would do nothing but add fuel to the fire.

The match was heated. The whole build up had been Blair taunting and teasing. Now that the match was under way, everyone would see if she could put her money where her mouth was. She got the advantage by attacking her opponent from behind. She raked the eyes and used dirty tactics to keep control of the match as the crowd booed her. She continued to verbally berate her opponent as she went along.

She looked like she was in full control. It was difficult to say if she was really dominating or if her opponent was playing possum. Roxanne lured her into going for a high risk manoeuvre. Blair was shocked when her opponent rolled out of the way and instantaneously grabbed arm, pulling her into a submission. Blair was in the middle with nowhere to go. Just as she was about to tap out, Roxanne let go. She then stood up and told Blair to get up. She then pointed at her and told her off. Blair attempted to slap and punch her, but Roxanne hulked up as the crowd cheered her on. The more Blair hit her, the stronger she seemed to get. She then kicked her in the stomach and sent her into the ropes with an Irish whip. She then lifted Blair over her head with a high impact move and drove her to the mat. She then got on top for the empathic one, two, three count. She jumped up in celebration.

When Blair sat up, she was in shock. She could not believe what had just happened. She frowned and pouted. Roxanne sarcastically smiled as the crowd cheered. The announcers chimed in,” Blair Davenport has tormented and tried to embarrass her opponent for weeks. The time has now come for Miss Davenport to get a taste of her own medicine.” “Yes, she really deserves this for the nasty things that she has said and done. She only has herself to blame for this,” the other announcer concluded.

A large trash can filled with slop, food waste and garbage was wheeled out and hoisted to the ring. Blair screamed and tried to quietly back away. Roxanne grabbed her by the trunks and flung her into the ropes. She flew across the ring and slammed into the trash can. She fell onto her behind. She started to back up. Her eyes were wide and she made a worried face. As she backed up she went straight into Roxanne. She looked back and forth. She was trapped between the trash can and her opponent. She had nowhere to run.

Roxanne then stamped her foot on a petal on the side of the trash can. The can pushed forward and began to dump its contents all over Blair. The crowd roared as the sloppy trash fell all over the villain. Soon her face and hair were covered with something that looked a bit like coleslaw. Layers of foul smelling trash and good rained over her and stuck all over her clothes and body. There was bits of every kind of food including salad, pasta and plain old slop. She looked mortified. “Oh my God, it stinks,” she moaned.

Roxanne then tossed her and the can from the ring. Blair landed face first in the can. Her legs kicked as they stuck out of the can. Roxanne slapped Blair on the rear end as she wheeled her out of the arena. The announcer quipped that she was really taking out the trash.

Emily and Elizabeth GH hot dogs

 

Emily and Elizabeth GH hot dogs

Emily Quartermaine and Elizabeth Webber were the best of friends. They were at a night club one evening in Port Charles. They had both just broken up with their partners and were looking to unwind and blow off some steam. They had a few cocktails and were having a bit of fun celebrating their new found freedom. They kept saying to each other that they didn’t need men to have a good time or to make them happy. In the club that night, they were having a number of cheeky games pitting guys against the ladies. Whoever won the most games would get free drinks for the rest of the night.

The MC asked for two pairs of friends. Two guys were selected. Elizabeth threw her hand u. “Hey, why not? It is just a bit of fun. We should be living it up.” The two teams came up on the stage. They both gave their names. The MC told them that they would be competing against each other. The game was pretty simple. One team member would stand on one end of the stage where two basketball nets were. The other would stand on the opposite side of the stage. This side had basketballs. The first team member would have to pass the balls behind their back to their partner who would then have to try and shoot the balls into the net. The winners would be the team who made the most baskets. They had 90 seconds. Having had a good amount to drink, the ladies’ equilibrium was a bit off. They kept throwing the balls in all directions. The guys were much steadier. Their passes were much more on target. They also managed to get some rebounds, making several shots. The other men and women in the club cheered them on. The ladies were shouting, laughing and slipping. It was pretty clear who the winners were going to be.

Finally, the buzzer rang. “Ladies, I have to say, that was the most pathetic effort I have ever seen,” the MC said. They shrugged their shoulders and laughed. “Everyone join me at the centre of the stage,” the MC said. “Well, I think it is pretty obvious who are winners are. Ladies, better luck next time. Congratulations to the boys. Now, we have a little surprise for everyone. As our guys are our winners, they have a decision to make. They can take a prize of free concert tickets or if they like, we can take the ladies and turn them into human hot dogs, what do you say?” The ladies screamed and begged for them to take the tickets. The guys, of course chose to mess the ladies.

Two human sized hot dog buns were brought out on stage. The ladies mouths were wide open as they pointed at them. Everyone else cheered and applauded. The ladies were made to sit in the buns side by side. They grimaced and held each other’s hands. It was then time for the guys to get to work.

They began by taking numerous bottles of ketchup and mustard and taking aim at the girls. The ladies closed their eyes and braced themselves. Everyone cheered as the ketchup and mustard began to be squeezed out all over the ladies. Each of the guys had a bottle in each hand as they took aim at the girls. They sprayed ketchup and mustard all over their faces and hair before moving the bottles around over their bodies, allowing the ketchup and mustard to flow everywhere up and down the ladies’ bodies. The two women looked at each other, pointed and laughed. They felt the mess down their back causing them to make a shocked look.

It was now time to add the relish. The guys were handed jars of pickled relish which they began to turn over and dispatch on the women’s heads. Each of the ladies sat with a pile of relish on their heads. Some more of it tumbled down their chests and legs. It was thick and gloppy, but also felt like a thousand little pieces all glopped into one. They would later say,” Well, I never thought that I would end up with relish on top of my head.” As the guys took out two more jars, the audience started to chant, “Relish, relish,” over and over again. The ladies could feel the relish piling on all around them.

The guys then dumped shredded onions on the women. Next to come was the sauerkraut. At first, they did not reveal what it was. They just held the jars up so the audience could see. The audience cheered. The ladies didn’t even realise what was being dumped all over them until they saw and smelled it. The guys also took handfuls of the sauerkraut and plopped them down onto the ladies. They also rubbed it around in their faces. They ladies stuck their tongues out and made disgusted faces. They now had sauerkraut all over them.

The MC then said,” Oh yes, did we forget to mention that these are actually going to be chilli dogs?” Everyone cheered. The ladies looked at each other. “Oh my God Em,” Elizabeth said to her friend. “Uh, chilli?,” Emily responded. The guys were then handed cheap cans of store bought chilli. They happily began to dump the thick slop all over the two women. The chilli spilled out from the cans and smushed all over the ladies. More of it piled on their heads and laps.

“Let’s hear it for the ladies,” the MC said. The two ladies stood up and took a bow before waving to everyone. A few moments later when the two messy and dishevelled ladies started to leave the club, still slathered in mess, the guys tried to chat them up. They ladies just told them no thank you and left.